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Insult Generator

Postby Pandorly » Sat Aug 06, 2011 2:38 pm UTC

Are you always thinking of the right comeback twenty minutes too late?

Do people always make fun of your duck in hoi sin sauce wrap or dole cheque?

Well for quick, effective comebacks look no further... introducing:

THE INSULT GENERATOR!!!

Featuring such classics as "Nice skin condition, you obese bag of bollocks." and "Nice dungarees, you transexual bald-headed turd sniffer." Never be without an insult again!
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Re: Insult Generator

Postby Kewangji » Sat Aug 20, 2011 3:44 pm UTC

Because being transsexual is totally bad, right, and we should mock such people? And 'vagina' is totally a legit insult?

F-- would not use again.
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Re: Insult Generator

Postby Kulantan » Sun Aug 21, 2011 8:20 am UTC

This is why I no longer trust reviewers. Even truly terrible things get a C--. Which is still a pass. The scale goes down to F. Use it.

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Re: Insult Generator

Postby Kewangji » Sun Aug 21, 2011 10:47 pm UTC

Oh, I must have been tired when I wrote that. Fixing.
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Re: Insult Generator

Postby modularblues » Fri Sep 02, 2011 2:25 am UTC

I wonder if the algorithm considers cases that the first and second half of the insult are somewhat related? But it works pretty well for a generic comeback, without knowing any context :P

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Re: Insult Generator

Postby cjquines » Sat Sep 03, 2011 7:13 am UTC

D. So terrible.

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Re: Insult Generator

Postby A_of_s_t » Sun Sep 04, 2011 3:59 am UTC

Are all of these pre-generated, or dynamically generated?
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Re: Insult Generator

Postby VanLeeroy » Mon Sep 05, 2011 1:51 pm UTC

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Re: Insult Generator

Postby meliescomic » Wed Feb 08, 2012 6:49 am UTC

I got "nice afro, you vagina". I'm completely satisfied.
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Re: Insult Generator

Postby Proginoskes » Thu Feb 09, 2012 7:19 am UTC

Pandorly wrote:Are you always thinking of the right comeback twenty minutes too late?

Do people always make fun of your duck in hoi sin sauce wrap or dole cheque?

Well for quick, effective comebacks look no further... introducing:

THE INSULT GENERATOR!!!


Nice stupid algorithm, you lazy bastard.

Mad-libs are not new. F---

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Re: Insult Generator

Postby squig » Tue Feb 28, 2012 1:16 pm UTC

I made an insult generator for a bot of some kind a while back and I had great fun dreaming up algorithms. So, who has the best insult generating algorithm? Maybe between us we can create the worlds best insulter!

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Re: Insult Generator

Postby Adam H » Tue Feb 28, 2012 9:49 pm UTC

The site is blocked at my work. Reason: Tasteless. :lol:
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Re: Insult Generator

Postby Cubethulhu » Mon Mar 12, 2012 2:49 pm UTC

I clicked it. I have no idea why vagina is an insult?

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Re: Insult Generator

Postby Weeks » Tue Mar 13, 2012 12:06 pm UTC

Because some people only have that in their minds and can't come up with anything better. Also sexism.
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Re: Insult Generator

Postby Adam H » Tue Mar 13, 2012 6:13 pm UTC

I'm not sure it's sexism... penis is about as insulting, IMO. And if not, there's always dick and cock, though those are probably more analogous to [a word which after about 1.5 decades of knowing, I'm still not sure exactly how offensive it is, so I'll refrain from saying it].
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Re: Insult Generator

Postby Weeks » Wed Mar 14, 2012 4:50 am UTC

Who the hell calls people "penis"? And is that included in the generator?
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Re: Insult Generator

Postby Adam H » Wed Mar 14, 2012 3:59 pm UTC

Perhaps I live in a more civilized area of the world than you, one where "penis" and "vagina" are used as insults equally as often, in a sort of egalitarian insult-ridden paradise (texas? huh, who would have though...).
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Re: Insult Generator

Postby The Moomin » Tue Apr 03, 2012 10:47 pm UTC

I got "Nice car, you mess".

Nice insult generator, you complete penis.
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Re: Insult Generator

Postby Proginoskes » Wed Apr 04, 2012 6:52 am UTC

Proginoskes wrote:Nice stupid algorithm, you lazy bastard.

Mad-libs are not new. F---


In case anyone cares, I did not originally intend an obscenity here; it was just the worst possible to grade to give (F minus, minus, minus). It also works as profanity, though.

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Re: Insult Generator

Postby Samik » Fri Apr 06, 2012 5:11 am UTC

The Moomin wrote:I got "Nice car, you mess".

Didn't bother to click, based on reviews. But I'll definitely be referring to people as "you mess" from now on.

So at least something came out of it.


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