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Real that's what she said moment in school

Postby mgcclx » Thu Aug 28, 2008 2:09 pm UTC

I searched and seems no topic like this have been brought to life yet.
Post some that's what she said moments happened in your school.

When I was in the pre-calc class, there was no air conditioner. All we have is a fan. There was a student sitting very close to the fan, and our teacher said "Don't stick your finger in there."
I'm the first to say "That's what she said." So proud...

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Re: Real that's what she said moment in school

Postby stewie » Thu Aug 28, 2008 6:37 pm UTC

discussing mum's computer on the phone to her while walking home from school (she had been going through a complicated accounts program install with a call centre when the computer suddenly topped out its RAM and died);

Mum; 'according to this window, my computer has 128MB of RAM'
Me; 'That's tiny!'
Mum; 'Yeah, that's what she said'

it took me about 5 minutes to get my head around the whole situation and realise i hadn't been owned by my mother
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Re: Real that's what she said moment in school

Postby greenblob » Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:42 am UTC

There are plenty of opportunities while discussing the gross cafeteria food.

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Re: Real that's what she said moment in school

Postby mgcclx » Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:31 am UTC

stewie wrote:it took me about 5 minutes to get my head around the whole situation and realise i hadn't been owned by my mother

I can feel the awkwardness in those 5 minutes...

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Re: Real that's what she said moment in school

Postby fallenstar » Sat Aug 30, 2008 3:14 am UTC

I actually wasn't present at this, but it became a little famous.

Two years ago, the show choir director (who directs the band combo behind the choir) was talking to the show choir after the performance and came out with, "That was GREAT from behind!" Of course, somebody had to reply to that.

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Postby Monika » Sun Aug 31, 2008 11:01 pm UTC

I don't get this "That's what she said" stuff ... care to enlighten me?
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Re: Real that's what she said moment in school

Postby Why Two Kay » Sun Aug 31, 2008 11:13 pm UTC

I recall a discussion during lunch one day about Subway. This was when their $5 footlong deal started. I always feel that the 6-inch subs never have enough meat.

You can totally see where this is going.
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Re: Real that's what she said moment in school

Postby masher » Sun Aug 31, 2008 11:42 pm UTC

Monika wrote:I don't get this "That's what she said" stuff ... care to enlighten me?


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... she%20said may help

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Re: Real that's what she said moment in school

Postby mgcclx » Mon Sep 01, 2008 9:08 pm UTC

Why Two Kay wrote:I recall a discussion during lunch one day about Subway. This was when their $5 footlong deal started. I always feel that the 6-inch subs never have enough meat.

You can totally see where this is going.

$5 footlong... yeah
When I was a freshman, there was girls giving heads for $5 in our bathroom...
not anymore...
so at the freshman orientation I did few days ago, I was joking saying the bathroom once offered a special service for $5.
And my friend suddenly said "$5 footlong"
it made sense, we loled...
no freshman know what was going on.

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Re: Real that's what she said moment in school

Postby Abstruse » Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:52 pm UTC

I worked at an independent bookstore while I was in school.

One day a student came in asking about Some Phillip K. Dick books for a sci-fi lit course.

He asked me if I had read any of his work.

I responded "Yeah, I'm a huge Dick fan."

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Re: Real that's what she said moment in school

Postby Actaeus » Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:03 pm UTC

Abstruse wrote:I worked at an independent bookstore while I was in school.

One day a student came in asking about Some Phillip K. Dick books for a sci-fi lit course.

He asked me if I had read any of his work.

I responded "Yeah, I'm a huge Dick fan."

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Re: Real that's what she said moment in school

Postby kinigget » Tue Sep 02, 2008 7:05 pm UTC

any time the marching band gets together, you know there is going to be a "that's what she said" moment.

will post some when I remember some
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Re: Real that's what she said moment in school

Postby codyhotel » Tue Sep 02, 2008 10:27 pm UTC

One of my friends use to always enjoy running headfirst into things for the amusement of others in highschool, most often the Gong in the band room. One day I asked him if he ever got a headache from continuously headbutting everything, to which he replied "It only hurts the first time"


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Re: Real that's what she said moment in school

Postby nsmjohn » Tue Sep 02, 2008 11:58 pm UTC

Closest I have come was during gym. We had weight machines where you had to move a pin to change the weight amounts. My friend Liz asked me to move it for her. I reach down to move the pin and it wouldn't budge. This exchange follows:

Me - "Um, Liz, it's stuck."
Liz - "Dear, that isn't something a girl wants to hear."
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Postby Allium Cepa » Wed Sep 03, 2008 12:38 am UTC

One day in English class regarding some essays we had just written, the teacher said "Guys, your performance has really been slipping."

Someone then yelled "Thats what she said!" the absolute loudest he could. People said they could hear it next door. He got a detention, but I maintain it was one of the funniest things that I've seen at school.
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Re: Real that's what she said moment in school

Postby Monika » Fri Sep 05, 2008 4:03 pm UTC

masher wrote:
Monika wrote:I don't get this "That's what she said" stuff ... care to enlighten me?


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... she%20said may help

Oh. Thanks. I would never have figured that.
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Re: Real that's what she said moment in school

Postby rubber314chicken » Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:38 am UTC

lets see... I am the king of this.

Marching Band director at Cedar point when it was gonna rain:
"If it gets too wet we'll have to pull out early"
"thats what she said"

Ummm physics class:
Teacher "Quit your wining"
Female student "I'd like some cheese with my wine"
me "you are not old enough to be drinking"
female student "Yes I am, my parents give it to me at least once a week"
me "thats what she said"

me talking with a slightly perverted girl whilst playing music
"this is really hard"
"thats what you said"

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Re: Real that's what she said moment in school

Postby Cryopyre » Sat Oct 04, 2008 5:51 am UTC

Well here's a submission for a friend.

So said friend and a girl are with a history teacher walking into the principle's office. His office is adorned with many mahogany and well stained furniture, beautiful... but this exchange follows.

Principal: Come on in.
Girl: Wow Mr. B that's some nice wood.
Friend: That's what she said!!
History Teacher: Can I give him a high five Mr. B?


Yeah, the girl had it coming, but still, one of the greatest TWSS's in history.
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Re: Real that's what she said moment in school

Postby rubber314chicken » Sat Oct 04, 2008 9:49 pm UTC

here is another one:

(walking outside)
"It was raining earlier"
"What are you talking about, its not the least bit wet"
"That's what she said.
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Re: Real that's what she said moment in school

Postby RedWolf » Mon Oct 06, 2008 1:52 am UTC

I knew not keeping a record of all the "that's what she said"s I've heard at school was a bad idea.

Let's see, off the top of my head...

Last year after we finished practicing marching for the homecoming game, which was the next night, our band director said "Well, you did pretty good tonight, we'll see how you do tomorrow night"

My AP Music Theory teacher was describing basic music concepts, like note names/key signatures/etc. And some people weren't getting it. (I know, what?) So he says, "If you think this is hard, just wait until we get to the really complex stuff"

My biology class was hiking through a local nature preserve. We come across some wooden stairs. Someone says, "Hey, that isn't natural!"

I'll post more when I remember them...

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Re: Real that's what she said moment in school

Postby Master Gunner » Mon Oct 06, 2008 9:51 pm UTC

My vice-principle, allegedly in regard to the size of my music class: "I thought it would be bigger"
...cue entire class once she was out of earshot...

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Re: Real that's what she said moment in school

Postby Kaiyas » Tue Oct 07, 2008 2:40 am UTC

I was talking to some of my friends, one of which really worries about dying.

Me: If that's how you feel, don't get in a car. Actually, don't get in anything that moves.

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Re: Real that's what she said moment in school

Postby Monika » Tue Oct 07, 2008 2:41 pm UTC

Master Gunner wrote: "I thought it would be bigger"

This thread makes me wonder: Is this whole idea to misinterpret any possible statement as a sexual one for a joke only present in the US, or more precisely only in US high schools?
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Re: Real that's what she said moment in school

Postby Master Gunner » Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:09 pm UTC

I wouldn't say just the US, as it's obviously present in Canada as well. I seem to recall hearing it a couple times in Latino communities (really don't know though, I have limited experience there and my Spanish consists mostly of a few curses). I believe in Europe at least they have better and more creative insults though.

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Re: Real that's what she said moment in school

Postby rubber314chicken » Wed Oct 08, 2008 1:51 am UTC

Monika wrote:
Master Gunner wrote: "I thought it would be bigger"

This thread makes me wonder: Is this whole idea to misinterpret any possible statement as a sexual one for a joke only present in the US, or more precisely only in US high schools?


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Re: Real that's what she said moment in school

Postby Ciega » Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:19 pm UTC

A friend of mine is on the Quiz Bowl team at her school and got a nice TWSS once, when they were practicing using the actual buzzers. She correctly answered a question about Latin first...
other team's leader: Why didn't you push the button? I thought you were supposed to know Latin!
guy who's taking Latin: I did push the button!
other team's leader: Well push harder!
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Re: Real that's what she said moment in school

Postby Themata » Thu Oct 09, 2008 2:12 pm UTC

Monika wrote:
Master Gunner wrote: "I thought it would be bigger"

This thread makes me wonder: Is this whole idea to misinterpret any possible statement as a sexual one for a joke only present in the US, or more precisely only in US high schools?


Negative.

It is HUGE in Australia. And when it's big in Australia, it's big everywhere.

(Oh look there's another one)

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Postby Moo » Thu Oct 09, 2008 2:19 pm UTC

Regarding the thread:
It's quite entertaining, but when I started I didn't realise it would be this long...
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Postby Chai Kovsky » Thu Oct 09, 2008 3:18 pm UTC

Moo wrote:Regarding the thread:
It's quite entertaining, but when I started I didn't realise it would be this long...

Why do I feel like you're begging for a "That's what she said" there?

Oh well, I never did have any self-control.

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Postby Moo » Thu Oct 09, 2008 3:24 pm UTC

I know - when I posted it it looked really contrived, but that is honestly what I was thinking. "Interesting thread. *read a bit* jeez it's longer than I thought ... ha ha that's what she said".
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Re: Real that's what she said moment in school

Postby rubber314chicken » Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:27 pm UTC

coloring a poster, I told my friend to stop making a mess.

"I don't care, its gonna get everywhere"
"Thats what she said"
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Postby Rouse » Fri Oct 10, 2008 1:57 pm UTC

Today in PE last period, the teacher had just come back from a camp or something where she went canoeing. She asked a few of us to bring the canoes from the truck in the parking lot into her office. The way to get to her office (especially whilst holding a canoe) is quite narrow, and we had to squeeze it through the door on the way in.

Needless to say there was quite a few "that's what she said" comments made. :P

"It's not going to fit, it's too big."

"We're going to have to try another way, we'll never get it in like this."

"Squeeze it in."

Etc.


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Re: Real that's what she said moment in school

Postby rubber314chicken » Wed Oct 15, 2008 9:36 pm UTC

Rouse wrote:Needless to say there was quite a few "that's what she said" comments made. :P


I would have sat down, watched, and said thats what she said until I was beaten to death.
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Postby Ended » Wed Oct 15, 2008 10:07 pm UTC

Not really TWSS, but it made me think of this thread:

Our lecturer was talking about some technique for reducing error in numerical analysis, and said "so it's not actually that great, but we use it because it's cheap and easy". I wanted to call out "...just like your mum, then".
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Postby Midnight » Thu Oct 16, 2008 1:11 am UTC

not a direct 'that's what she said'...

But so my acting teacher is referring to keeping monologues fresh in the mind, and not to memorize them and then let em sit around for 2 weeks as you wait to be called. His words, however were:
"Always touch your respective pieces, you guys"


Ten seconds of complete silence.

Ridiculous amounts of laughter.
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Postby Black.Rose.Immortal » Thu Oct 16, 2008 10:03 am UTC

These two guys in science last year kept making "that's what she said" calls, though they weren't relevant OR funny. So next lesson was history, and we were presenting small speeches on the Depression. The two aforementioned lads were in the same group, so when one of them commented "it was like trying to find a needle in a haystack" in front of the class, i whispered to them from the front row, 'THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID'. They both cracked up, and i showed them how it was done (victory!). They got in trouble for not taking the task seriously. :P
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Re: Real that's what she said moment in school

Postby RedWolf » Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:08 am UTC

In computer science, the kid next to me was getting help from the teacher. He told him to comment out some code, then later he said "Ok, now put it back it"

You can imagine what happened next.

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Re: Real that's what she said moment in school

Postby Jedifreak » Sat Oct 18, 2008 2:30 am UTC

Ahh... TWSS's. Gotta love 'em.

I was talking about fun size candy bars

Me: Why are these things so F*cking small?

My Sister: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
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Re: Real that's what she said moment in school

Postby rubber314chicken » Sat Oct 18, 2008 3:47 am UTC

drink Arnold Palmer's at the football game tonight, my friend had a lot in her cup..... and she spilled some and it got on her hand.

"ahh... now my hand is gonna be all sticky"
"thats what she said"
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