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Mafia Game Thread (VOTE NAO)

Postby Vekter » Wed Sep 12, 2007 4:23 pm UTC

From the signup thread:
RULES:
Everyone is paired up into roles, either a member of the Mafia or a Citizen. There are 2 cycles: Day and night. Each Day cycle will last from 8:00 AM CST to 4:00 CST (reason being these are the times at which I have computer access.) During the day cycle, all citizens (and mafia members) must either vote on someone to lynch or abstain from voting. (Yes, you may not kill anyone. Just realize that often, the Mafia chooses to not kill as well on the night if you don't lynch.)

Votes go by majority rules. If you don't vote before 4:00, you abstain for the day. Majority Vote=dead, and if you die, you lose. During the night cycle, which lasts from 4:00 PM to 8:00 AM, all Mafia players decide (through PM or IM) who to kill, then PM me their decision. If there is a tie, the Godfather will break the tie. If no Mafia decision is made, the Godfather chooses the kill for the night. The game keeps going until:

A: The Godfather is lynched.
B: All Mafians are lynched.
C: The Citizens fail to win before there is just one of them left.

Roles:
Citizen Aligned
Basic Citizen
The Basic Citizens are just your everyday people, living in the village of XKCD, unknowning of the menace of the Mafia in their town. Every day after the first killing, they gather and vote on one other Citizen to lynch and kill, under suspicion of being a Mafian.
Detective
The Detective is the most important Citizen role. Each night, they may inspect one player to discover their role. However, if they inspect the Godfather, he/she will appear as a citizen.
Doctor
The Doctor has the ability to save one citizen from dying. Each night, he will be asked to PM me wether or not he wants to use his save. If he does, he becomes a regular citizen. He may use his save on himself, but he only gets one save.
Bodyguard
The Bodyguard may choose to protect one person per night. If that person is attacked by the Mafia, they do not die, and the Bodyguard becomes a regular citizen. The Bodyguard may not protect themselves.

Mafia Aligned
Mafian
Mafians are the schmucks of the Mafia. Each night, they decide on one person to nominate for execution. They are all aware of each other's roles, so that they don't accidentally kill each other. Their vote may be vetoed by the Godfather, if he so chooses.
Godfather
The most important Mafia role, the Godfather may override the Mafia vote for the night, or choose to approve it and let them kill the selected person. If the Godfather dies, the game ends instantly.

Pre-game

1: Sign up here. I'm taking a maximum of 15 people, for simplicity's sake, unless I get an assload more people. After signups, I'll start a new thread for the actual game.
2: I'll PM you with your role. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SHARE YOUR ROLE UNLESS YOU ARE MAFIA.

Start signing up. For the sake of simplicity, put your name down in the list, and copypaste the entire list. (Just so I don't have to go through and find everyone who wants to play.)


Ok, first up: Night Phase 1. PMs are going out now with roles, and the first kill will be Godfather desicion only. Just so that we can speed this up and because that's how I roll.

Edit: Oh yeah, only these members are allowed to post here:
1. NinjaArcana (Dead: Bodyguard)
2. SoapyHobo
3. OfficiallyHaphazard
4. LoonRadio (Dead: Citizen)
5. Droooo
6. bbctol
7. Clockworkmonk
8. Col. Mustard

Edit 2: I'll add (ready) next to names as they report in.
Edit 3: Oh, almost forgot. It's my duty to inform you that there are 3 Mafia members, including the Godfather.
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Postby OfficiallyHaphazard » Wed Sep 12, 2007 4:54 pm UTC

>.>

<.<

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Postby SoapyHobo » Wed Sep 12, 2007 4:59 pm UTC

*starts to feel rather unsafe in his flimsy cardboard box*

O.O;
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Postby NinjaArcana » Wed Sep 12, 2007 5:29 pm UTC

**Sends SoapyHobo money for Karate Lessons in a new cardboard box.

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Postby LoonRadio » Wed Sep 12, 2007 5:35 pm UTC

Whose streets? OUR STREETS! Whose streets? OUR STREETS! Whose streets? OUR STREETS! Whose streets? OUR STREETS!
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Postby Grlmm » Wed Sep 12, 2007 5:38 pm UTC

I feel unsafe, and I'm not even a participant.

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Postby NinjaArcana » Wed Sep 12, 2007 5:38 pm UTC

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Postby clockworkmonk » Wed Sep 12, 2007 7:00 pm UTC

reporting. This is the monk.
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Postby bbctol » Wed Sep 12, 2007 9:08 pm UTC

Good thing I stay awake every night with Elvira. Elvira being my shotgun.

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Postby Col. Mustard » Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:45 am UTC

Someone holla at me when dis shiznit gits goin aight?
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Postby Vekter » Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:11 pm UTC

Ok, Drooo still hasn't readied up, but let's get started, just the same.

Night 0
Night falls on the town of XKCD. In the pitch-black darkness, a van rolls up in front of a house. 3 men run out and break down the door, just to find LoonRadio with a shotgun in his hands, trying to defend himself. Suddenly, one of the Mafians blows his head off randomly!

In short: LoonRadio dies. He was... A CITIZEN.

Day 1
Get to discussing.
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Postby LoonRadio » Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:45 pm UTC

AVENGE ME!
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Postby SoapyHobo » Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:51 pm UTC

It must have been Col. Mustard in the house with the head-blowing-off device!

(i can change my vote later if I want, right?)
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Postby OfficiallyHaphazard » Thu Sep 13, 2007 3:46 pm UTC

hmmm.. either that.. OR SOAPY HOBO..
covering up his horrible crime which he commited so he could finally get a house!

not for long soapy ...
( i can change my vote too, right?)
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Postby clockworkmonk » Thu Sep 13, 2007 4:01 pm UTC

The killer must be...Ninja Arcana!!
I mean, look at him, he is a ninja! and what do ninjas do? kill people. seems pretty clear to me.
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Postby Vekter » Thu Sep 13, 2007 4:17 pm UTC

Voting starts at 1:00 CST. To cast your vote, put VOTE ____ in bold on your post.

Right now you're just discussing. You can vote on starting voting time now, but it has to pass by majority.

Carry on.

EDIT: Screw it, VOTE NOW.

Edit2: Vote Tally:
1. NinjaArcana 3
2. SoapyHobo
3. OfficiallyHaphazard 1
4. LoonRadio (Dead)
5. Droooo
6. bbctol
7. Clockworkmonk
8. Col. Mustard
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Postby SoapyHobo » Thu Sep 13, 2007 4:41 pm UTC

Ok, seeing as I've been told to vote I'm going to go with NinjaArcana because he's a ninja, and that's a bad thing, so there.
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Postby bbctol » Thu Sep 13, 2007 4:47 pm UTC

VOTE OFFICIALLY HAPHAZARD. Because he was the first one I saw on the list, and, having no evidence of anything, I'mma vote randomly.

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Postby OfficiallyHaphazard » Thu Sep 13, 2007 4:49 pm UTC

ooo. thats a good plan.. i might do that Bbctol :D


lol...
i am gonna vote ninja--he freaking kills people for a living o.O
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Postby Col. Mustard » Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:08 pm UTC

Who has a name like NinjaArcana?
A killer that's who!
VOTE NinjaArcana

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Postby LoonRadio » Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:11 pm UTC

Is... um... is no one going to avenge me?
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Postby OfficiallyHaphazard » Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:16 pm UTC

ummm isn't that what we are doing?
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Postby Vekter » Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:16 pm UTC

LoonRadio wrote:Is... um... is no one going to avenge me?


You're dead, stop talking. XD

15 minutes, everyone.
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Postby SoapyHobo » Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:24 pm UTC

Vekter wrote:You're dead, stop talking. XD

Yeah, or at least talk like a ghost
What? Ghosts talk in italics all the time, i swear

And to LoonRadio: We are avenging you, it was NinjaArcana that killed you, as we all know, you shall be avenged!
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Postby Vekter » Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:27 pm UTC

Meh, ok Hobo.

DEAD PEOPLE TALK LIKE THIS.

I'll take away the privelege if you start telling people who to vote for and such.

EDIT: 5mins.
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Postby Vekter » Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:31 pm UTC

Double Posting, because this needs bumping.

TIME UP! Let us see what you have done...

Day 1
The villagers run up to Ninja's house, kick in the door, and after a lengthy slow-motion battle, run out with Ninja's head!

Too bad he was... THE BODYGUARD! Fitting for a ninja, don't you think?

Night 1
Mafia and Doctor, PM me.

EDIT: 50th Post, woot.
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Postby SoapyHobo » Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:33 pm UTC

Well that sucks, eh?
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Postby bbctol » Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:34 pm UTC

A ninja was supposed to save people? Paradox!

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Postby NinjaArcana » Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:34 pm UTC

Scratch that, while I did read the thread, only now I got the private message stating officially that I'm dead. I'm a ghost damnit, but I still get to haunt you.

*Haunts clockworkmonk, the bastard :evil:
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Postby Vekter » Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:34 pm UTC

No you won't.

You're dead, talk in Italics. >.>

EDIT: EVERYONE GO TO FUCKING SLEEP
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Postby OfficiallyHaphazard » Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:34 pm UTC

:(
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Postby LoonRadio » Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:47 pm UTC

YO NINJA, LET'S GO HAUNT SOMEBODY
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Postby OfficiallyHaphazard » Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:49 pm UTC

ZOMG...


I.....


hear......



DEAD PEOPLE!!!!!1!!!!
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Postby Vekter » Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:49 pm UTC

NIGHT IS OVER. Normally, I'd wait for the Godfather, but I'm trying to move it on along...

NIGHT 1
During the night, a van rolled up to SoapyHobo's house, and the Mafians jumped out, broke a window, and shot him in the head! Ouch.

Byebye, Detecitve!

DAY 2

EDIT: Silly me, he was the Detective. My bad.
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Postby OfficiallyHaphazard » Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:51 pm UTC

nice.. the doctor AND the bodyguard gone :(

and it COULDN't Have been soapy, he lives in a box, not a house..

you aren't gone hobo, are you................. ARE YOU???????

:'(
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Postby Droooo » Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:52 pm UTC

OfficiallyHaphazard wrote:nice.. the doctor AND the bodyguard gone :(

and it COULDN't Have been soapy, he lives in a box, not a house..

you aren't gone hobo, are you................. ARE YOU???????

:'(


He's gone... *sympathetic pat on the back*
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Postby SoapyHobo » Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:53 pm UTC

WAIT, WHAT? THIS GAME IS MOVING QUICKLY :shock:
DAMN!
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Postby bbctol » Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:54 pm UTC

Man, the Mafia really has a penchant for vans. Couldn't they show up once in like, a helicopter or something?

Oh, and I'll still vote OH. Nothing personal, I just need to vote.

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Postby Vekter » Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:54 pm UTC

Discuss away, plz.

Vote in 5mins. I'm fast. :D
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Postby OfficiallyHaphazard » Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:57 pm UTC

I am sad that you don't trust me bbctol...

i bet you are trying to killl me...

:(

VOTE BBCTOL
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