MINI: Fast Food Sins - Junk Food Expo is OVER!

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MINI: Fast Food Sins - Junk Food Expo is OVER!

Postby Jar'O'Jam » Thu Mar 12, 2009 12:13 pm UTC

The Plot:
It is hard to survive in this cruel world of fast food, but a couple of Evil Fast Food Companies™ have managed to stay on top. Facing them are only a couple of people - their job would be to free the world from the reign of burgers, colas and fries! Fast Food Sins!

The Setup:
The setup for this game won't be revealed. I can assure you, that there's "kings" and there's "sins", the rest will come into light sooner or later.

The Players:
1. Brooklynxman - Morgan Spurlock - Assassin
2. luketheduke - Burger Heir
3. Megatriorchis - Burger Heir
4. Maseiken - Member of the McCult
5. mikek - Ronald McDonald - The King
6. SuperTD - Craig T. Nelson - Assassin
7. mollusk - Member of the McCult
8. moody7277 - Secret Recipe Keeper
9. markstonia - Secret Recipe Keeper
10. Kipper - Colonel Sanders - The King
11. Martin - Secret Recipe Keeper
12. Pepsiblue - Burger Heir
13. CntRational - Richard Simmons - Assassin
14. mpolo - Member of the McCult
15. Entropy - Burger King - The King
Extras:

The Rules:
If you're not sure, how Mafia or Sins game work, please refer to this topic : viewtopic.php?f=53&t=29022
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Re: MINI: Fast Food Sins ( SIGN-UPS STILL OPEN )

Postby cntrational » Thu Mar 12, 2009 12:59 pm UTC

The Sign-ups:
1. Brooklynxman
2. luketheduke
3. Megatriorchis (I love a good game of sins!)
4. Maseiken
5. Trumpkin
6. SuperTD
7. mollusk
8. moody7277 (considering I almost won the last sins, lets do the drive thru again!
9. markstonia
10. Kipper (yeesh, fine, as long as our king actually PLAYS this game)
11. Martin
12. Pepsiblue (I wasn't gonna...but I'd like another mini)
13. CntRational(F-Zero!)
14.
15.
Extras:

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Re: MINI: Fast Food Sins ( SIGN-UPS STILL OPEN )

Postby mpolo » Thu Mar 12, 2009 5:00 pm UTC

The Sign-ups:
1. Brooklynxman
2. luketheduke
3. Megatriorchis (I love a good game of sins!)
4. Maseiken
5. Trumpkin
6. SuperTD
7. mollusk
8. moody7277 (considering I almost won the last sins, lets do the drive thru again!
9. markstonia
10. Kipper (yeesh, fine, as long as our king actually PLAYS this game)
11. Martin
12. Pepsiblue (I wasn't gonna...but I'd like another mini)
13. CntRational(F-Zero!)
14. mpolo
15.
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Re: MINI: Fast Food Sins ( SIGN-UPS STILL OPEN )

Postby Entropy » Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:35 pm UTC

I died in Angels 'n' Demons, I need a new game to play.

mpolo wrote:The Sign-ups:
1. Brooklynxman
2. luketheduke
3. Megatriorchis (I love a good game of sins!)
4. Maseiken
5. Trumpkin
6. SuperTD
7. mollusk
8. moody7277 (considering I almost won the last sins, lets do the drive thru again!
9. markstonia
10. Kipper (yeesh, fine, as long as our king actually PLAYS this game)
11. Martin
12. Pepsiblue (I wasn't gonna...but I'd like another mini)
13. CntRational(F-Zero!)
14. mpolo
15. Entropy
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Re: MINI: Fast Food Sins ( Day -1 )

Postby Jar'O'Jam » Fri Mar 13, 2009 6:22 am UTC

Day 1 will begin in a moment, generating roles and stuff

DON'T CONFIRM YET
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Re: MINI: Fast Food Sins ( Day 0, confirm your roles )

Postby Jar'O'Jam » Fri Mar 13, 2009 8:27 am UTC

Start confirming your roles!
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Re: MINI: Fast Food Sins ( Day 0, confirm your roles )

Postby Entropy » Fri Mar 13, 2009 9:00 am UTC

Confirmed

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Re: MINI: Fast Food Sins ( Day 0, confirm your roles )

Postby mpolo » Fri Mar 13, 2009 9:20 am UTC

Confirmed.
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Re: MINI: Fast Food Sins ( Day 0, confirm your roles )

Postby Megatriorchis » Fri Mar 13, 2009 9:37 am UTC

Confirmed!
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Re: MINI: Fast Food Sins ( Day 0, confirm your roles )

Postby Maseiken » Fri Mar 13, 2009 9:53 am UTC

Confirmed!
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Re: MINI: Fast Food Sins ( Day 0, confirm your roles )

Postby cntrational » Fri Mar 13, 2009 12:15 pm UTC

Transmission received!

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Re: MINI: Fast Food Sins ( Day 0, confirm your roles )

Postby MartinW » Fri Mar 13, 2009 1:05 pm UTC

Confirming.

Note, during 20-27 March I will not be active, would that be a problem? I may be able to post a quick vote and opinion but nothing much.

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Re: MINI: Fast Food Sins ( Day 0, confirm your roles )

Postby moody7277 » Fri Mar 13, 2009 2:12 pm UTC

Role received and ready to play.
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Re: MINI: Fast Food Sins ( Day 0, confirm your roles )

Postby luketheduke » Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:43 pm UTC

confirmed.
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Re: MINI: Fast Food Sins ( Day 0, confirm your roles )

Postby mollusk » Fri Mar 13, 2009 4:14 pm UTC

confirming
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Re: MINI: Fast Food Sins ( Day 0, confirm your roles )

Postby Brooklynxman » Fri Mar 13, 2009 5:14 pm UTC

confirmioso
We figure out what all this means, then do something large and violent

The thing about changing the world...once you do it the world's all different.

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Re: MINI: Fast Food Sins ( Day 0, confirm your roles )

Postby Pepsiblue » Fri Mar 13, 2009 5:46 pm UTC

confirm

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Re: MINI: Fast Food Sins ( Day 0, confirm your roles )

Postby Kipper » Fri Mar 13, 2009 6:45 pm UTC

confirm!
Amy: (11:06:09 PM) ***Amy huggles Kipper
Amy: (11:06:13 PM) Amy: Leave my fishy alone.

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Postby SuperTD » Fri Mar 13, 2009 6:55 pm UTC

Confirm
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Re: MINI: Fast Food Sins ( Day 0, confirm your roles )

Postby Jar'O'Jam » Sat Mar 14, 2009 11:04 am UTC

13 out of 15 players confirmed. I'm hoping the rest will show up today or we'll need somebody to replace them.
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Re: MINI: Fast Food Sins ( Day 0, confirm your roles )

Postby markstonia » Sat Mar 14, 2009 1:49 pm UTC

confirm
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Re: MINI: Fast Food Sins ( Day 1 Begins! )

Postby Jar'O'Jam » Sat Mar 14, 2009 7:30 pm UTC

Okay, I've made a couple of posts, so if people will want to replace missing players, they will be very welcome.

Day 1 begins! 15 players alive, 8 to lynch!
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Re: MINI: Fast Food Sins ( Day 1 Begins! )

Postby mpolo » Sat Mar 14, 2009 7:47 pm UTC

Good morning everyone! I hope you all slept well. Are there any assassins here among us?



JoJ: Is there going to be an introductory flavor text beyond what we had in the description of the game?
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Re: MINI: Fast Food Sins ( Day 1 Begins! )

Postby Jar'O'Jam » Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:14 pm UTC

Yes, I've had an idea, but completely forgot about it. I'll write something now.

Also, ATTENTION: RULE CHANGE - EVERYBODY NOW CAN PM EACH OTHER AT ANY TIME THEY WANT
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Re: MINI: Fast Food Sins ( Day 1 Begins! )

Postby Jar'O'Jam » Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:32 pm UTC

Thousands of people are participating in this year's Junk Food Expo, where rival fast food companies try to conquer the minds of their consumers using fat, cholesterol and sugar. Amongst them are 15 people - each with their own mission. Unfortunately, not everyone will be lucky to stay alive and be able to tell their grandchildren about bloody events that will happen in the next few days. Cruel competition has already made it's turn - hired mercenaries have burned the headquarters of Pizza Hut and strangled Wendy of Wendy's Old Fashioned hamburgers to death.

Kill or be killed will be the motto for those who will engage in the battle of burgers, colas and fries.
FAST FOOD SINS!
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Re: MINI: Fast Food Sins ( Day 1 Begins! )

Postby Entropy » Sat Mar 14, 2009 9:30 pm UTC

mmm... so hungry, but the food here is soo bad for me, but its soo good...

Entropy orders a crispy chicken sandwich

This game, I'm lovin' it.

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Re: MINI: Fast Food Sins ( Day 1 Begins! )

Postby Brooklynxman » Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:49 pm UTC

Well that flavor text eliminated part of my speculation. I had speculated one of the "kings" would be wendy (another 2 being Ronald McDonald and BK's "The King" (just too appropriate NOT to include)).

I'm having trouble speculating what the "sins" are though. Who would want to take out the fast food giants? Disgruntled customers for sure, other then that.

Anyone else have any speculation?
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Re: MINI: Fast Food Sins ( Day 1 Begins! )

Postby Pepsiblue » Sat Mar 14, 2009 11:01 pm UTC

Jar'O'Jam wrote:Also, ATTENTION: RULE CHANGE - EVERYBODY NOW CAN PM EACH OTHER AT ANY TIME THEY WANT


Um, does this mean we can PM ANYBODY? At any time?

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Re: MINI: Fast Food Sins ( Day 1 Begins! )

Postby Brooklynxman » Sat Mar 14, 2009 11:15 pm UTC

I'd like clarification on that too, before I start pm'ing only to be wrong.
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Re: MINI: Fast Food Sins ( Day 1 Begins! )

Postby Maseiken » Sun Mar 15, 2009 12:00 am UTC

Brooklynxman wrote:Well that flavor text eliminated part of my speculation. I had speculated one of the "kings" would be wendy (another 2 being Ronald McDonald and BK's "The King" (just too appropriate NOT to include)).

I'm having trouble speculating what the "sins" are though. Who would want to take out the fast food giants? Disgruntled customers for sure, other then that.

Anyone else have any speculation?

... Environmentalists?

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Re: MINI: Fast Food Sins ( Day 1 Begins! )

Postby Entropy » Sun Mar 15, 2009 12:18 am UTC

We may also see KFC's Colonel Sanders, or perhaps The Taco Bell Dog (they really need to bring him back)

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Re: MINI: Fast Food Sins ( Day 1 Begins! )

Postby Brooklynxman » Sun Mar 15, 2009 1:08 am UTC

*records everything Maseikan says*

Taco Souls are we.

Jack in the Box? I just saw a commercial for Jack in the box, thats why I said it.

OOOOOOO

Sin: The hamburgeler.

Hamburgeler kills Ronald McDonald would be the most awesome thing ever (okay not really, but it would be pretty awesome)
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Re: MINI: Fast Food Sins ( Day 1 Begins! )

Postby moody7277 » Sun Mar 15, 2009 2:33 am UTC

Entropy wrote:We may also see KFC's Colonel Sanders, or perhaps The Taco Bell Dog (they really need to bring him back)


Viva la revolucion!

And I would think it's safest to assume that he meant we can PM whoever it is we are supposed to be able to PM.
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Re: MINI: Fast Food Sins ( Day 1 Begins! )

Postby luketheduke » Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:44 am UTC

Just reporting in.

Everybody should be aware that there are with overwhelming certainty several kings and several sins; I will venture the guess that the sins have each been given one king to assassinate. Or they could be working together to kill all kings.

Your turn.

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Re: MINI: Fast Food Sins ( Day 1 Begins! )

Postby Brooklynxman » Sun Mar 15, 2009 4:25 am UTC

I agree, JoJ specifically said there were "kings" and "sins", not "a king" and "a sin".

Plus, there are multiple fast food chains. I am beginning to suspect their may be people with objectives other then King lives and king dies.
We figure out what all this means, then do something large and violent

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Re: MINI: Fast Food Sins ( Day 1 Begins! )

Postby Entropy » Sun Mar 15, 2009 7:06 am UTC

So, silly question... with mafia, revealing information is generally pro-town, while with sins, the town should generally reveal as little as possible. With a setup like this, what constitutes a pro-town action? Is there even a 'town' to speak of?

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Re: MINI: Fast Food Sins ( Day 1 Begins! )

Postby Jar'O'Jam » Sun Mar 15, 2009 7:57 am UTC

Pepsiblue wrote:
Jar'O'Jam wrote:Also, ATTENTION: RULE CHANGE - EVERYBODY NOW CAN PM EACH OTHER AT ANY TIME THEY WANT


Um, does this mean we can PM ANYBODY? At any time?

You can PM your nearest friends ( if you have them ) at any time, and ... well ... if you want to PM others, why not. Won't be my fault if somebody will die of that.

Sin: The hamburgeler.

Actually, it's the Hamburglar. And he works for McDonalds.
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Re: MINI: Fast Food Sins ( Day 1 Begins! )

Postby mpolo » Sun Mar 15, 2009 8:08 am UTC

As did Makeisa, I thought that the sins would most likely be environmentalists or nutrition watchdogs or the like.
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Re: MINI: Fast Food Sins ( Day 1 Begins! )

Postby Megatriorchis » Sun Mar 15, 2009 8:57 am UTC

mpolo wrote:As did Makeisa, I thought that the sins would most likely be environmentalists or nutrition watchdogs or the like.
Or the FDA!
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Re: MINI: Fast Food Sins ( Day 1 Begins! )

Postby mikek » Sun Mar 15, 2009 1:50 pm UTC

Confirmed.

Still trying to figure out the setup here. How many fast food chains are there? How large are they? How many of us are non-chain non-sin? What's the goal of each group? I'm thinking town is everyone non-sin but I'm not sure what actions are pro- or anti- town. Hmmm.
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