Night descended upon XKCDMafia City. This hellhole of a city was once ruled by utterly awesome people like Gojoe and Amy, but that was a while ago and now they're viewing posts in SeriousBusinessville. Criminals such as The Rather Evil Dude had taken over this metropolis and turned it into a non-cool place for average citizens.
Fortunately, Frogmod was on the case!
This superhero, revealed to the public through the journalism of the mild-mannered fora poster Frogman, fights crime with the famed "mod machine", a device of unknown power. All that is known to the public is that each day it can kill one person. Rumor has it that the mod machine can do other things as well...
Together with his crew of elite crime-fighting frogs (including "Polidude", his sidekick), he is able to discover the true identities of criminals. XKCDMafia City will soon once again be safe for average people!
Unfortunately, optimism was not high in the Froghideout, Frogmod's secret lair.
First, Frogmod had gone missing. His cape had gone missing as well.
Second, there were three extra frogs in the Froghideout from Frogmod's normal team.
Third, since no one knows anyone else's secret identity, it is impossible to determine who these newcomers are (as opposed to those who were already there).
Fourth, these impostors are undoubtedly criminals.
The mod machine was password-locked. However, every frog there had gotten their own usernames and passwords to the mod machine, allowing them to cast public votes for the daily kill. Determined to find the identities of the criminals, Frogmod's team decided to kill one frog each day in an effort to unmask the villains. Collateral damage was inevitable, but XKCDMafia City would be a safer place if they were successful.
The mod machine's terminal started beeping. It read:
Day 1. 9/5, no lylo.
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