1184: "Circumference Formula"
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1184: "Circumference Formula"
Alt: Assume r' refers to the radius of Earth Prime, and r'' means radius in inches.
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r''' means batteries and clarity not included.
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This made me die a little inside
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Of course, r''' is the second derivative of the radius of Earth Prime.
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All I could think of when I saw the tooltip was, "Why is r' for Earth Prime and r" for inches, instead of r' being in feet, and r" in seconds?"
In all fairness...
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My second thought lead me to check the Wikipedia Circle article, to see if someone was actually lame enough to footnote the formula.
In all fairness...
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Ryan's a few dozen years late with this. See "Mathmanship" by Nicholas Vanserg (1958):
(Vanserg was actually a psuedonym.)
The other side of the asterisk gambit is to use a superscript as a key to a real footnote. The knowledge‐seeker
reads that S is –36.7^{14} calories and thinks "Gee what a whale of a lot of calories" until he reads to the bottom of
the page, finds footnote 14 and says "oh."
(Vanserg was actually a psuedonym.)
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I'm not sure if this is exceedingly clever, or just nerdy. Or both. So conflicted.
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.........I stared at it for twenty seconds going no wait what that can't be right i don't get it
then I noticed the footnote _;
then I noticed the footnote _;
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Almost lost my mind there for a moment...
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Re: 1184: "Circumference Formula"
You know, the same formula can be expressed as πD (where "D" is diameter of the circle). No footnote needed.
For that matter, since when did common formulae require footnotes to explain the accepted standard symbols for constants and variables?
For that matter, since when did common formulae require footnotes to explain the accepted standard symbols for constants and variables?
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Coyne wrote:My second thought lead me to check the Wikipedia Circle article, to see if someone was actually lame enough to footnote the formula.
Wait I still don't see any xkcd vandalism. Perhaps it is a bit difficult to add footnote to an equation?
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Lately I've been seeing a lot of news articles on the web saying inane things like "Astronomers now believe there may be as many as 31023 stars in the universe", where both the × symbol and the markup for the exponentiation have been lost in the cutting and pasting.
Re: 1184: "Circumference Formula"
"The circle's radius" is not plausible as a footnote.
"Or πd" could do, though.
"Or πd" could do, though.
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RAGBRAIvet wrote:You know, the same formula can be expressed as πD (where "D" is diameter of the circle). No footnote needed.
For that matter, since when did common formulae require footnotes to explain the accepted standard symbols for constants and variables?
Then it would just be πD^{3}.
^{3}The circle's diameter
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da Doctah wrote:Lately I've been seeing a lot of news articles on the web saying inane things like "Astronomers now believe there may be as many as 31023 stars in the universe", where both the × symbol and the markup for the exponentiation have been lost in the cutting and pasting.
Grr. My favourite newspaper insists on using Coulombs as a unit of temperature, e.g. "Temperatures in parts of the UK dropped to 5C last night".
xtifr wrote:... and orthogon merely sounds undecided.
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As a former student of mathematics, I would just like to say GGAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
It's the maths equivalent of fingernails on a chalkboard, I can still feel it. GGAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
It's the maths equivalent of fingernails on a chalkboard, I can still feel it. GGAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
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As a current student of mathematics, I would just like to say I love it. It's a simple joke, but a very good one.
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As someone who never was a student of mathematics (but had the great pleasure to have to attend a shitload of math courses, including my most beloved "vector analysis") and has no intent of ever becoming one, I must say that I found it a little amusing.
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"Earth prime"... is that the moon? (Seeing as prime/secundus/etc are usually used to indicate the nth body orbiting another body.)
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I get a smug feeling now I know that the area of my land is πr^{22}
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oliphaunt wrote:"Earth prime"... is that the moon? (Seeing as prime/secundus/etc are usually used to indicate the nth body orbiting another body.)
In shows and stories that use 'parallel universes' such as Sliders, the original earth we all know and love is often called 'Earth prime'. But I don't know if the comic is referring to that.
Also, this made my math hurt.
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Two pi r square? Nonsense!!
Two pi r round. CORNBREAD r square!
Two pi r round. CORNBREAD r square!
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da Doctah wrote:Lately I've been seeing a lot of news articles on the web saying inane things like "Astronomers now believe there may be as many as 31023 stars in the universe", where both the × symbol and the markup for the exponentiation have been lost in the cutting and pasting.
Write it as "Astronomers now believe there may be more than 31023 stars in the universe" and it's still correct, although admittedly a little bit uninformative
It's one of those irregular verbs, isn't it? I have an independent mind, you are an eccentric, he is round the twist
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In the age of the colour printer, why don't we have an agreed colour scheme for academic documents? We more or less managed it for html links. You could make references a particular colour, but you would have to design it to accomodate things like colour blindness and human eye sensitivity, especially with regards to reading.
Or you could just put them in a box or a ⓑⓤⓑⓑⓛⓔ.
(whistles innocently) ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪
Or you could just put them in a box or a ⓑⓤⓑⓑⓛⓔ.
(whistles innocently) ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪
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What do you say to a baker who can’t find his circumference?
Tell him where his 2 pies are.
Tell him where his 2 pies are.
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Re: 1184: "Circumference Formula"
Should it not be
Circumference^{1} of a circle^{2}:
2^{3}π^{4}r^{5}
^{1} Length of the path that bounds a round shape shape
^{2} OED: a plane figure bounded by a single curved line which is everywhere equally distant from a point within
^{3} A number; one more than one.
^{4} A number slightly more than one more than one^{6} more than one. Appears as the ratio of different aspects of circles: See Circumference of a circle
^{5} The distance from the centre of a circle to the edge of the circle
^{6} See ^{3}
Circumference^{1} of a circle^{2}:
2^{3}π^{4}r^{5}
^{1} Length of the path that bounds a round shape shape
^{2} OED: a plane figure bounded by a single curved line which is everywhere equally distant from a point within
^{3} A number; one more than one.
^{4} A number slightly more than one more than one^{6} more than one. Appears as the ratio of different aspects of circles: See Circumference of a circle
^{5} The distance from the centre of a circle to the edge of the circle
^{6} See ^{3}
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RAGBRAIvet wrote:You know, the same formula can be expressed as πD (where "D" is diameter of the circle). No footnote needed.
For that matter, since when did common formulae require footnotes to explain the accepted standard symbols for constants and variables?
Nice to see that your humor bypass surgery was successful.

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Desperately needs a citation  Google only turns up this discussion for that one. Mind you I'd be more interested in the Astronomer who *didn't* believe there were as many as 31023 stars in the Universe.
da Doctah wrote:Lately I've been seeing a lot of news articles on the web saying inane things like "Astronomers now believe there may be as many as 31023 stars in the universe", where both the × symbol and the markup for the exponentiation have been lost in the cutting and pasting.
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Ouch, this hits close to home.
I've gotten used to notation being horribly butchered in the social sciences, to the point where reading things as intended is the hardest part of most problems.
I've gotten used to notation being horribly butchered in the social sciences, to the point where reading things as intended is the hardest part of most problems.
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Reminds me of another joke.
Assume that radius of a pizza is z and depth of a pizza is a.
The volume of the pizza is pizza
Assume that radius of a pizza is z and depth of a pizza is a.
The volume of the pizza is pizza
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Antior wrote:oliphaunt wrote:"Earth prime"... is that the moon? (Seeing as prime/secundus/etc are usually used to indicate the nth body orbiting another body.)
In shows and stories that use 'parallel universes' such as Sliders, the original earth we all know and love is often called 'Earth prime'. But I don't know if the comic is referring to that.
Also, this made my math hurt.
In DC Comics, "Earth Prime" is, moreorless, the real world, where the comics are written and published. I say "moreorless" because DC characters have been known to visit Earth Prime with their powers intact, which argues that the laws of physics are not quite as rigid there as here...
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'Earth Prime' made me immediately think of Sliders. And for that I thank you.
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Sandman81 wrote:Reminds me of another joke.
Assume that radius of a pizza is z and depth of a pizza is a.
The volume of the pizza is pizza
May sound like a joke but this is how I taught my son to remember how to calculate the volume of a cylinder for his GCSEs
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I don't know which I hate more unreferenced footnotes or undereferenced^{2} footnotes.
Joe
[1] i.e. this one.
Joe
[1] i.e. this one.
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oliphaunt wrote:"Earth prime"... is that the moon? (Seeing as prime/secundus/etc are usually used to indicate the nth body orbiting another body.)
It has been a while since I took Discrete Mathematics, so some of my terminology might be in error, but if I remember correctly the
'
symbol denotes a prime derivative of a function and the
"
symbol denotes a second derivative of a function.
So the cognitive dissonance created by the misuse of the terminology is where the humor lies.
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I'm still looking for the first footnote.
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I'm sorry, I know I'm an idiot, but...I honestly don't get it.