1190: "Time"

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby Valarya » Mon Aug 26, 2013 2:09 pm UTC

BlitzGirl wrote:Ah, just noticed the obelisks question, which probably should have stayed black because of Kieryn's RELATED project.
I'm sure there will be more that I missed; I need to molpy down soon and my brain is busy combating coma.

Why is the stealing one related? Perhaps I'm too freshly molpied-up to get it. ;)

Back after the wipend! I haven't keught up.

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby Kieryn » Mon Aug 26, 2013 2:23 pm UTC

Valarya wrote:
BlitzGirl wrote:Ah, just noticed the obelisks question, which probably should have stayed black because of Kieryn's RELATED project.
I'm sure there will be more that I missed; I need to molpy down soon and my brain is busy combating coma.

Why is the stealing one related? Perhaps I'm too freshly molpied-up to get it. ;)

Back after the wipend! I haven't keught up.

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby monkeygentleman » Mon Aug 26, 2013 2:53 pm UTC

Blindposting from page 700.

I was exactly halfway through the OTT before the weekend... but it grows yet. However, I'm still advancing faster than the OTT, and so I feel the end is still in sight.

Nothing revolutionary to report, although I did see the very first accurate guess of the true nature of the Sea and its rising by mathrec on page 655. A very exciting time!

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby AluisioASG » Mon Aug 26, 2013 3:18 pm UTC

Welcome to newpage 1408, my friends.

Even if you leave this thread, you can never leave this thread.
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby ChronosDragon » Mon Aug 26, 2013 3:47 pm UTC

AluisioASG wrote:Welcome to newpage 1408, my friends.

Even if you leave this thread, you can never leave this thread.


At some point in 3+1 dimensional spacetime, the amorphous collection of molecules which represents an OTTer can "eternally" (well, I've already contextualized time to be part of the coordinate system) be found at the spacetime coordinates representing access to this thread. As beings of limited +1-dimensional maneuverability, you can never retroactively rearrange spacetime such that you are not intersecting the spacetime coordinates of this thread.
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New Beany ONG

Postby waveney » Mon Aug 26, 2013 3:59 pm UTC

Been generating some new ONGs - here is the first

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BelONG...

Every 4 hours another should appear in http://wavwebs.com/xkcd-time/

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby Kieryn » Mon Aug 26, 2013 4:02 pm UTC

#newslide Obelisk - 12 is available.
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby ggh » Mon Aug 26, 2013 4:11 pm UTC

ucim wrote:
continuing this discussion about Julian Jaynes' Bicameral Mind book, Exodies wrote:{P1384}
You are right, he didn't define consciousness (in that book), but I thought of it as a convenient word for the system (thing, process, hm) which changed in people producing the differences he points out between early and late stories. These things need an explanation. For some reason there is widespread resistance to the idea that self awareness (they are your thoughts, not gods talking to you) is so new (3000 years). It's this resistance which intrigues me and I bring Julian into every group I barnacle on hoping to find someone who understands why they reject it so instantly and strongly. Oh yes, and his analysis was all about language, so nothing at all to do with dogs or any other critter (molpyish or not).
In my case, it's about bad reasoning. I also resist bad reasonsing that leads to conclusions with which I happen to agree.

The word "consciousness" already has meaning; if he is using the word to mean something else (that he hasn't defined), he's being intellectually disingenuous. There's no excuse for that in a book that is intended to be taken seriously at face value. What he is talking about may better be described as "culture", not "consciousness". Had he used that word, (and thus invoked that concept instead of the other), I would much more readily go along. But also, in that case, he's pretty much stating the obvious. "Culture" is not a mystery. "Consciousness" is, and it is not one he has addressed, despite his use of the word. So, his book (and ideas) are dressed in the garb of significance, while being, in fact, trivial and dishonest.

As for resistance to the idea that consciousness (the way I understand it) arose in the last three thousand years, I resist it because there is a lot of reason (evidence) to suppose that it fundamentally based on the organic workings of the brain, and little reason to suppose that a change has occurred in the last three thousand years that makes our brains more different from earlier brains than they are from each other. What he proffers up does not relate to the biology and neurology of brains at all.

So, he is making an extraordinary claim with no backing, and writing about it in such a way as to obfuscate what amounts to grandiloquent sesquipedalian handwaving.

Blahbitty-blah o'er Bi-
cameral Mind book by
Julian Jaynes leads to
one nifty treat:

"obfuscate what does a-
mount to grandiloquent
sesquipedalian
handwaving." - Neat!

I cheated and changed "amounts" to "does amount," but I just couldn't resist. And apologies for piggybacking on your intelligent discussion with my silliness.


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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby MistyCat » Mon Aug 26, 2013 4:22 pm UTC

BlindPosting from 360
I've made it to 360//1408
I shall reach the end.
Purrr.
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby intheshax » Mon Aug 26, 2013 4:32 pm UTC

Eternal Density wrote:
Exodies wrote:
intheshax wrote:BTW, if anyone can see a connection between these: "The Godfather", "Risky", and "Pit Bulls" that would help me with something I'm trying to figure out.

{P1383}
I can't. (Hope that helps)

The connection is Kevin Bacon


Neil_Boekend wrote:Well, being in the Maffia is risky, as you can be killed by a rivaling gang quite fast. Trying to fight a pittbull while naked and covered in creme cheese is also risky. Oh and there are probable gangs that used pittbulls for intimidation.


Thanks for the responses. It turned out I had another grouping wrong. I should have updated the question. The "One Word Movie Titles That Begin With C" category was really the "Oscar Wining Movies" category, moving "The Godfather" out of this group and replacing it with "Clueless", which was not even nominated.

That means the new group is "Risky", "Pit Bulls", and "Clueless". A little easier.

Of course Kevin Bacon is a correct answer, but that's the trivial one. The puzzlemakers had another in mind. Can you get that one?

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby Valarya » Mon Aug 26, 2013 4:34 pm UTC

No one has haiku'd my page, but I did get another awesome Double Dactyl (which happen to be my favorite things ever) by ggh, so she gets a gold star. Or a dilgunnerang. Her choice!

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby Dracomax » Mon Aug 26, 2013 4:46 pm UTC

I wonder if the
maps that cuegan from her
were ever returned.
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby intheshax » Mon Aug 26, 2013 4:48 pm UTC

ggh wrote:
Spoiler:
ucim wrote:
So, he is making an extraordinary claim with no backing, and writing about it in such a way as to obfuscate what amounts to grandiloquent sesquipedalian handwaving.

Blahbitty-blah o'er Bi-
cameral Mind book by
Julian Jaynes leads to
one nifty treat:

"obfuscate what does a-
mount to grandiloquent
sesquipedalian
handwaving." - Neat!

I cheated and changed "amounts" to "does amount," but I just couldn't resist. And apologies for piggybacking on your intelligent discussion with my silliness.


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Re: I don't want to be basemented!

Postby irino » Mon Aug 26, 2013 4:49 pm UTC

Blitzgirl wrote:
irino wrote:I am checking in to say that the othercomic mentions obelisks. IT'S ALL RELATED. Bye.

Bye? Bye?!
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I mean, "bye" as in I'm going on a quest to the hills! I'll be camping for a week, and with the ominous and opposite disaster looming as Cuegan: a fire! The Rim Fire is getting fairly seaish, but doesn't seem to be spreading in the direction of where I'm camping, which is good. I may post pictures when I come back!

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby ZoomanSP » Mon Aug 26, 2013 4:56 pm UTC

=== Blindpost from NP 1368 ===

Hello everyone!

Just posting to let you know I'm back from the OutsideH which kept me busy for longer than expected. I will start to ketchup, but I fear that the OutsideH will reach for me too soon again, so I don't know when I'll be in the Present again. I hope that all y'all are still there, and not just in BlitzGirl's basement. Keep on waiting!

Also, 300 posts!
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Re: No Pun Intended

Postby airdrik » Mon Aug 26, 2013 4:58 pm UTC

didn't someone say
they meant no pun intended
but did anyway?

someone else said that
they meant no pun intended
but there was no pun

Of course:

This thread sure enjoys a good ditty
ev'n if they be never so witty
there are some who do sing
if a smile they might bring
but our puns don't get more than mere pitty

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby airdrik » Mon Aug 26, 2013 5:04 pm UTC

WOnder93 wrote:Quest progress: 962/1405
...
On page 961, airdrik wrote:Small request of the image-stitchers: stitch together the images of the sky to produce a map of the sky as seen so far (and/or wait until time's morning and produce the full map of the sky).
It could be useful for comparison with the real sky, but mostly just for show, as one of the artifacts of the OTT, like the animations and the panoramas and such.

Now, after seeing this post I couldn't resist, so ... here you have a little (actually 1) Past Present from me - a panorama of the whole sky from the OTC:
<snip>

EDIT:
Well, it seems I have been actually future-past-ninja'd by NoMouse with the sky panorama :oops: But I'm still new with the constellations added (at least up to NP 966 so far... :D).

Very seaish and boababish and steakish! Like the constellations.
It may have been done, but that doesn't mean it can't be done again. (though I should probably go back and update my post to indicate that my request has already been serviced)

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby jovialbard » Mon Aug 26, 2013 5:07 pm UTC

summer food
busy wipend, ah
ketchup

(an attempt at an actual haiku-
su-m-mer foo-d
bu-sy wi-p-e-nd, ah
ke-t-ch-u-p
note the use of on instead of syllables, the season word summer, and the cutting word "ah"
did I do that right?)
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby Kieryn » Mon Aug 26, 2013 5:21 pm UTC

but when will they see
on the obelisk newslide
something different

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby SBN » Mon Aug 26, 2013 5:59 pm UTC

cellocgw wrote:
SBN wrote:
Here's a puzzle I heard on my drive. What is notable about the Roman numeral 38?


It's the Bruins' original channel?

Yeah yeah I know, it's palindromic.

Not exactly. 38 is written XXXVIII

Answer:
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It would come last in a list of alphabetized Roman numerals.
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby Spaceman Spiff » Mon Aug 26, 2013 6:02 pm UTC

Kieryn wrote:but when will they see
on the obelisk newslide
something different

obelisk alt-text wrote:As the sun sinks in the north west sky...

I thought we were in the north of England? Cassini England?

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby balthasar_s » Mon Aug 26, 2013 6:11 pm UTC

Spaceman Spiff wrote:
obelisk alt-text wrote:As the sun sinks in the north west sky...

I thought we were in the north of England? Cassini England?

Maybe it's just summer.
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New Beany ONG 2

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BiltONG...

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Every 4 hours another should appear in http://wavwebs.com/xkcd-time/

(I did not know where the 4 hour period was when I started )

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby Kieryn » Mon Aug 26, 2013 6:17 pm UTC

balthasar_s wrote:
Spaceman Spiff wrote:
obelisk alt-text wrote:As the sun sinks in the north west sky...

I thought we were in the north of England? Cassini England?

Maybe it's just summer.


Indeed. (Image spoilered for seaish reasons)
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby Kieryn » Mon Aug 26, 2013 6:24 pm UTC

Regarding those lost to the mists of Time... has any one seen Ebonite recently... ?

On Friday we had an office bowling outing, during which I got a high score prize in one of the games (my score was 142). Thought maybe he'd be proud of me... :-)
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby HES » Mon Aug 26, 2013 6:27 pm UTC

yappobiscuits wrote:MOLPY UP. And then molpy go on hike. Then molpy come back from hike and molpy have dindins. NOW molpy ketchup.

Molpy up! Then molpy go cycling. Then molpy get on a train. Then molpy visit sibling-molpies. Then molpy down. Then molpy up! Then molpy get on train. Then molpy cycle. NOW molpy ketchup.

Longest I've been away since exams, and I return to find more than one page to ketchup! Who'da thought it!

azule wrote:This is for the DialoguePix Series no one has added to in a while. In this you add dialogue to a frame that contained none.

Ooh, I forgot about these. Is there a place for them in the wiki? If not, there should be, in the format of the OTColoured one.

yappobiscuits wrote:See if you can guess this one...

Spoiler:
The sandcastle stood on a slight rise just on the edge of the beach. It stood on its own and looked out over a broad spread of the Mediterranean Sea. It was a remarkable sandcastle by every means - it was almost 5q high with many towers, made of semencoffeecancerbabies, and had a great scaffold on which the topmost towers were built, of a size and proportion which wowterfully pleased the eye.
However the only people for whom the castle was in any way special were Megan and Cueball, and that was only because they happened to be the ones who built it. They had worked on it for many days, as living in such a closely-knit tribe sometimes made them nervous and irritable. Cueball was tall, bald and never quite at ease with himself. The thing that used to worry him most was the fact that people always used to ask him what he was looking so worried about. Megan worked scavenging things that float down the river from people in the hills, which she always used to tell her friends was a lot more interesting than they probably thought. It was, too - most of her friends worked in molpy hunting.
On Wednesday night it had rained very heavily, the beach was wet and muddy, but the Thursday morning sun was bright and clear as it shone on Megan and Cueball's sandcastle for what was to be the last time.
It hadn't properly registered yet with Megan and Cueball that the sea was rising and would knock it down and flood the whole area.

How could I not recognise my favourite trilogy of four in five parts plus another

Random QuOTTe:
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The One True Comic derives its picture of the whole Universe on the principle of extrapolated temporal analyses.
To explain — since every piece of semencoffeecancerbabies in the Universe is in some way affected by every other piece of semencoffeecancerbabies in the Universe, it is in theory possible to extrapolate the whole of Time — every molpy, every wowtree, their outlines, their pixels and their economic and social history from, say, one small piece of cupcake.
The man who invented the One True Comic did so basically in order to annoy his devoted followers.
Randall Munroe — for that was his name — was a man of romance, sarcasm, math and language or, as his wife would have it, a nerd.
And she would nag him incessantly about the utterly inordinate amount of time he spent staring out into space, or mulling over the mechanics of raptor attacks, or doing spectrographic analyses of movie timelines.
"Have some sense of time!" she would say, sometimes as often as thirty-eight times in a single day.
And so he built the One True Comic — just to show her.
And into one end he plugged the whole of Time as extrapolated from a piece of cupcake, and into the other end he plugged his followers: so that when he turned it on they saw in one instant a single frame and the instruction to wait for it.
To Randall Munroe's horror, the shock completely annihilated their brains; but to his satisfaction he realized that he had proved conclusively that if life is going to exist in a Universe of this size, then the one thing it cannot afford to have is a sense of Time.
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby Spaceman Spiff » Mon Aug 26, 2013 7:19 pm UTC

Kieryn wrote:
balthasar_s wrote:Maybe it's just summer.


Indeed. (Image spoilered for seaish reasons)
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By Randall, you're right! :oops:

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby dawnfire » Mon Aug 26, 2013 8:23 pm UTC

Not posted for yonks.
Watching, but not enough Time
To add much of worth.

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K-E-T-C-H-U-P

Postby BlitzGirl » Mon Aug 26, 2013 8:25 pm UTC

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@waveney: Looking forward to the Beanie-ONGs! :)
@azule: Awesomeful OTTercomic!
@monkeygentleman: Seems like your blitz is going well - congrats on making it to this newpage!

Angelastic wrote:*Runs into spoiler*
Spoiler:
:cry: I just spent money on a tablet and it turns out I can't even draw a stick figure well enough to please the neckless masses!

I remember playing a text adventure once when I was a kid, and trying to pick up a necklace by typing 'get neckless'. The computer responded, 'I can't do that' or something similar, which was different from its usual response to a command that it didn't understand or an object that it didn't recognise, so I can only assume the computer had actually been programmed to attempt to remove its neck, and fail, a broken-heart-shaped box of inadequacy and wire. Ever since that day, I have taken care to only draw stick figures with clear, easy-to-cut necks, so that they may not suffer this same failure, you insensitive clod!

Image Actually, GLR's stick-figuring is surprisingly difficult to mimic, as I learned while making the Boom de Yadas. After all, he has had hundreds and hundreds of Othercomics to perfect it, not to mention the thousands of newpix of Time!

ucim wrote:To make a pun
is endless fun,
Spoiler:
so tales are spun
with each outdone.

With tales awag
we'll even drag
a punny bag
into the gag

It's so sublime
to pun in Time.
'tis not a crime
I heard him chime.

So, chance I took.
Though not a crook
I dared to brook
the BlitzGirl hook.

She cast the blame
and took her aim.
The chainsaw came
to thus reclaim

the One True Thread
from puns unsaid.
From foot to head
my blood was shed

but not in vain.
We won't abstain
from puns profane
or poems inane.

So now it's done
the thing's begun.
But item one:
it's time to run!

Treeish poem, except for the whole punning part. :wink:

irino wrote:
Blitzgirl wrote:
irino wrote:I am checking in to say that the othercomic mentions obelisks. IT'S ALL RELATED. Bye.

Bye? Bye?!
Spoiler:
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I mean, "bye" as in I'm going on a quest to the hills! I'll be camping for a week, and with the ominous and opposite disaster looming as Cuegan: a fire! The Rim Fire is getting fairly seaish, but doesn't seem to be spreading in the direction of where I'm camping, which is good. I may post pictures when I come back!

Whew, that's a relief. Quests to the hills are perfectly acceptable!

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby dawnfire » Mon Aug 26, 2013 8:31 pm UTC

HES wrote:The One True Comic derives its picture of the whole Universe on the principle of extrapolated temporal analyses.
To explain — since every piece of semencoffeecancerbabies in the Universe is in some way affected by every other piece of semencoffeecancerbabies in the Universe, it is in theory possible to extrapolate the whole of Time — every molpy, every wowtree, their outlines, their pixels and their economic and social history from, say, one small piece of cupcake.
The man who invented the One True Comic did so basically in order to annoy his devoted followers.
Randall Munroe — for that was his name — was a man of romance, sarcasm, math and language or, as his wife would have it, a nerd.
And she would nag him incessantly about the utterly inordinate amount of time he spent staring out into space, or mulling over the mechanics of raptor attacks, or doing spectrographic analyses of movie timelines.
"Have some sense of time!" she would say, sometimes as often as thirty-eight times in a single day.
And so he built the One True Comic — just to show her.
And into one end he plugged the whole of Time as extrapolated from a piece of cupcake, and into the other end he plugged his followers: so that when he turned it on they saw in one instant a single frame and the instruction to wait for it.
To Randall Munroe's horror, the shock completely annihilated their brains; but to his satisfaction he realized that he had proved conclusively that if life is going to exist in a Universe of this size, then the one thing it cannot afford to have is a sense of Time.


Utterly wowsome.
One of my favourite quotes
Brilliantly twerked.

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby BlitzGirl » Mon Aug 26, 2013 8:37 pm UTC

HES wrote:And into one end he plugged the whole of Time as extrapolated from a piece of cupcake, and into the other end he plugged his followers: so that when he turned it on they saw in one instant a single frame and the instruction to wait for it.
To Randall Munroe's horror, the shock completely annihilated their brains... <snip>

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a lot, actually.
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby Angelastic » Mon Aug 26, 2013 8:41 pm UTC

intheshax wrote:That means the new group is "Risky", "Pit Bulls", and "Clueless". A little easier.

Well, they're trochees, for one thing.

HES wrote:Molpy up! Then molpy go cycling. Then molpy get on a train. Then molpy visit sibling-molpies. Then molpy down. Then molpy up! Then molpy get on train. Then molpy cycle. NOW molpy ketchup.

If you molpy on like that I'm going to have to OTTify another Mike Phirman song.

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby 42 guests » Mon Aug 26, 2013 8:43 pm UTC

BlitzGirl wrote:I saw "42 guests" while I was scanning the Who is Online section and was happy to see a fellow OTTer, until I realized there really were 42 guests. :?

Randammit, if only 42 guests was here, we could have had a username sandwich at the bottom of the thread!



My apologies, I will try to log in whenever there are 43 guests on the OTT. ;)

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby azule » Mon Aug 26, 2013 8:47 pm UTC

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Exodies wrote:
Zeimusu wrote:*Delurking*

Has there been any consensus on what a the OTC is? Or at least what a 1-frame per hour animation is called. I'm attempting to set up my own, but what is it? A "Timed movie", an "Unimation"? Suggestions very welcome.

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Agreed.

ucim wrote:@azule - very treeish (and treerootish) ottie! I also love the texture of the ground.
Thanks. Treerootish? Will BlitzGirl start using this adjective? lol.

waveney wrote:Every 4 hours another should appear in http://wavwebs.com/xkcd-time/
Hmm, this is intriguing. Seems official.

BlitzGirl wrote:@azule: Awesomeful OTTercomic!

Thanks.
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby BlitzGirl » Mon Aug 26, 2013 8:53 pm UTC

42 guests wrote:
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BlitzGirl wrote:I saw "42 guests" while I was scanning the Who is Online section and was happy to see a fellow OTTer, until I realized there really were 42 guests. :?

Randammit, if only 42 guests was here, we could have had a username sandwich at the bottom of the thread!



My apologies, I will try to log in whenever there are 43 guests on the OTT. ;)
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Neat!

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azule wrote:
ucim wrote:@azule - very treeish (and treerootish) ottie! I also love the texture of the ground.
Thanks. Treerootish? Will BlitzGirl start using this adjective? lol.

What a treerootish
idea, even though I'm
not sure what it means!
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby ChronosDragon » Mon Aug 26, 2013 8:56 pm UTC

BlitzGirl wrote:
azule wrote:
ucim wrote:@azule - very treeish (and treerootish) ottie! I also love the texture of the ground.
Thanks. Treerootish? Will BlitzGirl start using this adjective? lol.

What a treerootish
idea, even though I'm
not sure what it means!
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Well, if a tree is wowterful, and knows what it's doing, then its roots are responsible for keeping it there. So something which is treerootish is bound to stay wowterful and awesomeful until further notice, perhaps?
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby BlitzGirl » Mon Aug 26, 2013 8:59 pm UTC

ChronosDragon wrote:
BlitzGirl wrote:
azule wrote:
ucim wrote:@azule - very treeish (and treerootish) ottie! I also love the texture of the ground.
Thanks. Treerootish? Will BlitzGirl start using this adjective? lol.

What a treerootish
idea, even though I'm
not sure what it means!
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Well, if a tree is wowterful, and knows what it's doing, then its roots are responsible for keeping it there. So something which is treerootish is bound to stay wowterful and awesomeful until further notice, perhaps?

Tree roots may also
indicate some hidden depths
of wowterfulness

Not visible from
the surface but treeish all
the same: treerootish!
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby ChronosDragon » Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:22 pm UTC

I hope I'm not overstepping here, but I felt that the other haberdasherers of the OTT deserved some recognition. So, on the wiki page for Hats (no longer simply Hats by buffygirl, but the old title should still redirect) I've added a category for Hats by Other Haberdasherers - mainly dominated by me, but that's because I had all my images on hand. If there are any others, please, add them! Also, if you see your hat has no "Before" image, that's because I didn't keep it around. I should be filling those in fairly quickly, however.
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby ggh » Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:28 pm UTC

Valarya wrote:No one has haiku'd my page, but I did get another awesome Double Dactyl (which happen to be my favorite things ever) by ggh, so she gets a gold star. Or a dilgunnerang. Her choice!

For decree:
New ONGs and new slides
By waveney and Kieryn
Treeishly wowish.


What a happy choice:
Dilgunnerang or gold star?
Perhaps both in one?

I admit, the dildos are a little hard to make out. I like the way the gold coin star came out better on Kieryn's card.
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby azule » Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:46 pm UTC

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