1190: "Time"

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby ucim » Mon Jul 17, 2017 3:14 am UTC

GnomeAnne wrote:This however, would not be so Treeish. Two brothers with the same name? That sounds like a nightmare.
What we're their parents thinking?
You could use the solution of the Hispanic fireman with two sons.

He named them Hose A and Hose B.

And with that, I'm Poped. Consider naming things, something we do all the time in the OTT. It's one of the two hardest tasks in computer programming.
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The other two are cache invalidation and off-by-one errors.
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Re: An old Joe and a young Joe that are brothers.

Postby DrSamCarter » Mon Jul 17, 2017 4:07 am UTC

GnomeAnne wrote:This however, would not be so Treeish. Two brothers with the same name? That sounds like a nightmare.
What we're their parents thinking? Was one adopted, or did it happen intentionally?


Perhaps one was named Joe, and the other Joseph but they call the latter Joe for short. This would, however, mean that we have long Joe and short Joe, instead of old Joe and young Joe, so maybe this doesn't explain it.

ucim wrote:He named them Hose A and Hose B.


Hark, do I hear the sound of a punsaw?

For Pope, here in Tasmania we have a body of water called Lake Nameless. I like this. There are many lakes in the area, so maybe they ran out of ideas ... although they could have used Lake A, Lake B, Lake C, ... or, more aleph-noughtishly, Lake 1, Lake 2, Lake 3, ...
https://www.google.com.au/maps/place/Lake+Nameless/@-41.7201178,146.4299828,15z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0xaa7a8584be4a4a39:0x2a03c94e1bbb18c0!8m2!3d-41.7205454!4d146.439113

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby ucim » Mon Jul 17, 2017 4:44 am UTC

DrSamCarter wrote:Hark, do I hear the sound of a punsaw?
Dunno - how loudly are the Herald Angels singing?

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DrSamCarter wrote:
ucim wrote:He named them Hose A and Hose B.


Hark, do I hear the sound of a punsaw?

That was amusing enough I think we can let it slide.
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby azule » Mon Jul 17, 2017 8:19 am UTC

ucim wrote:
BlitzGirl wrote:Since GLR is notorious for avoiding sequels - probably less than 1/100 of the Othercomics are sequelish, I'd say -
Oh, I don't know... he's done quite a few series in his 1-4 panel comics, so he's not at all averse to sequels per se. Time OTOH took a lot of... er.... Tim. I doubt he'll do a Time n!=1, but we already have our own sequels, prequels, alternate universes, and alternate alternates... I'm sure he'll just let us take the reins. After all, we're all Randall, no?

What if GLR made sequels to one or more of our TaTs? He likes things that aren't well known...and that could be us!

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azule wrote:But, the Beanies are talking to two Cueganites, while the Cueganites are talking to three Beanies.
Yeah, I think that's it. Good thinking, my molpish friend!

Thanks. Just a theory. :)
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1190: "Time" - Time Revisited - np2862

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby balthasar_s » Mon Jul 17, 2017 10:43 am UTC

ucim wrote:he'll do a Time n!=1
This gives two possibilities, since n! = 1 for n = 0 and n = 1.

GnomeAnne wrote:This however, would not be so Treeish. Two brothers with the same name? That sounds like a nightmare.
Indeed.
To her defense, I'll add that she first came up with this title when she was five. it seemed like a great idea then.

For decree:
naming?
BSTA (bftf too) has successfully avoided naming any character so far.
How long do you think it will be able to stay this way?
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby macraw83 » Mon Jul 17, 2017 1:07 pm UTC

ucim wrote:
GnomeAnne wrote:This however, would not be so Treeish. Two brothers with the same name? That sounds like a nightmare.
What we're their parents thinking?
You could use the solution of the Hispanic fireman with two sons.

He named them Hose A and Hose B.

And with that, I'm Poped. Consider naming things, something we do all the time in the OTT. It's one of the two hardest tasks in computer programming.
Spoiler:
The other two are cache invalidation and off-by-one errors.
Jose

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby ucim » Mon Jul 17, 2017 2:49 pm UTC

macraw83 wrote:When do we get to meet Josbí, José?
I'll have to ask my big brother - Joscí. He knows what he's doing, and does what he wants.

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Re: An old Joe and a young Joe that are brothers.

Postby lmjb1964 » Mon Jul 17, 2017 6:13 pm UTC

ucim wrote:
GnomeAnne wrote:This however, would not be so Treeish. Two brothers with the same name? That sounds like a nightmare.
What we're their parents thinking?
You could use the solution of the Hispanic fireman with two sons.

He named them Hose A and Hose B.

And with that, I'm Poped. Consider naming things, something we do all the time in the OTT. It's one of the two hardest tasks in computer programming.
Spoiler:
The other two are cache invalidation and off-by-one errors.
Jose

Huh. Based on the latest OtherComic, it looks like GLR is following the decree. That seems very backwards, somehow.

GnomeAnne wrote:
It's about two brothers: Joe and Joe.
They look almost identical but they are not twins. One of them is older than the other and one of them is younger.
They share the same name.

This however, would not be so Treeish. Two brothers with the same name? That sounds like a nightmare.
What we're their parents thinking? Was one adopted, or did it happen intentionally?

There is a precedent.

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ucim wrote:
macraw83 wrote:When do we get to meet Josbí, José?
I'll have to ask my big brother - Joscí. He knows what he's doing, and does what he wants.

Jose

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1190: "Time" - Time Revisited - np2873

Postby mscha » Mon Jul 17, 2017 8:10 pm UTC

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby balthasar_s » Mon Jul 17, 2017 8:26 pm UTC

Recently I found a bug in the STAF.
Today I fixed it.
I noticed that the last time I made a change in it was more than a year ago.

There is still another "bug" left in it, but it's something I liked so I left it there.
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby lmjb1964 » Mon Jul 17, 2017 9:00 pm UTC

I want an SIAF (Słoń Inspektor Action FIgure).
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby svenman » Mon Jul 17, 2017 9:56 pm UTC

ApologizUNG:

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Wait for it.

ETA:
UNGcomprehensible:

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Spoiler:
Wait for it.

And because I've made you all follow the first commandment long enough and I'm finally happy enough with the lyrics, here is the song ottification I've been working on, which somedip may even form the first part of the mini-musical The Girl With the French Beret:

Thank You for the Castle
(based on "Thank You For The Music" by ABBA)

Spoiler:
I'm something special, they say I'm too clever by far
And that for my age, my mind is as bright as a star
'Cause I have some talents to wonder 'bout stuff,
Find out how things work, I just can't learn enough
That's what my brain is for
All I want is to know more and more

Now I say
Thank you for the castle that you've been making
From this salty sand, then taking
Planks and poles of timber to raise this deck really high
Up in the sky
'Cause you were just so determined to try
So I say thank you for the castle
For leaving it to me

Megan and Cueball, you started to play in the sand
Mmm, and went on to build a castle that is really grand
But when Cueball said it's as high as can be
Then Megan took it as a challenge and she
Raised that deck made of wood
'Cause she wanted to prove that she could

So I say
Thank you for the castle that you've been making
From this salty sand, then taking
Planks and poles of timber to raise this deck really high
Up in the sky
'Cause you were just so determined to try
So I say thank you for the castle
For leaving it to me

I feel so happy, I am the girl with the beret
I wanna shout it out to everybody
What a deck, what a height, what a view!

Thank you for the castle that you've been making
From this salty sand, then taking
Planks and poles of timber to raise this deck really high
Up in the sky
'Cause you were just so determined to try
So I say thank you for the castle
For leaving it to me
So I say thank you for the castle
For leaving it to me

[Edit: Once again, a small improvement to the lyrics after I already posted them.]
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby ucim » Tue Jul 18, 2017 12:06 am UTC

Oh My Randall! Once again proof that the First and Greatest Commandment is the way to seaish molpiness!

Thank you for the OTTy, that you've been making -
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1190: "Time" - Time Revisited - np2880

Postby mscha » Tue Jul 18, 2017 3:10 am UTC

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby ucim » Tue Jul 18, 2017 3:14 am UTC

mscha wrote:(Colorization by ggh.)
Was that tabby cat always there?

<-- checks original

Yep. But quite hidden. Agatha the Awesomeful strikes again!

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RE: !!(): "TIME"

Postby Eternal Density » Tue Jul 18, 2017 7:30 am UTC

I named something The Empyreal Miracle of The Great Maker.
I named something else Wonambi, City of Darkness, City of Magic, Where the Blind Fish Stares and the Water Spouts
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Re: An old Joe and a young Joe that are brothers.

Postby ggh » Tue Jul 18, 2017 10:11 am UTC

lmjb1964 wrote:
GnomeAnne wrote:This however, would not be so Treeish. Two brothers with the same name? That sounds like a nightmare.
What we're their parents thinking? Was one adopted, or did it happen intentionally?

There is a precedent.
Heh - I thought that was going to be a link to this


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Re: An old Joe and a young Joe that are brothers.

Postby macraw83 » Tue Jul 18, 2017 1:06 pm UTC

ucim wrote:
macraw83 wrote:When do we get to meet Josbí, José?
I'll have to ask my big brother - Joscí. He knows what he's doing, and does what he wants.

Jose
:lol:

ggh wrote:
lmjb1964 wrote:
GnomeAnne wrote:This however, would not be so Treeish. Two brothers with the same name? That sounds like a nightmare.
What we're their parents thinking? Was one adopted, or did it happen intentionally?

There is a precedent.
Heh - I thought that was going to be a link to this


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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby balthasar_s » Tue Jul 18, 2017 5:02 pm UTC

Have you noticed that this manip:
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posted on np 2588
contains the wheelephant from this bstaframe:
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posted on np 2604?
Eta:
azule wrote:What if GLR made sequels to one or more of our TaTs? He likes things that aren't well known...and that could be us!
I just imagined GLR making a bftf sequel.
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby lmjb1964 » Tue Jul 18, 2017 8:50 pm UTC

That would be awesomeful.
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Re: 1190: "Time"

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1190: "Time" - Time Revisited - np2901

Postby mscha » Wed Jul 19, 2017 12:10 am UTC

PICUNG...
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Postby GnomeAnne » Wed Jul 19, 2017 6:03 am UTC

New OtherComic
We must have the same cable company.
"Bundle your services, and pay less money!!
for each service, but the total cost will be twice what you currently pay, and there's a $5000 cancellation fee."

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Re: Romans 8:25 (niv)

Postby macraw83 » Wed Jul 19, 2017 12:39 pm UTC

GnomeAnne wrote:New OtherComic
We must have the same cable company.
"Bundle your services, and pay less money!!
for each service, but the total cost will be twice what you currently pay, and there's a $5000 cancellation fee."


Actually, for me there have been multiple times where the "triple play" bundle cost $10 less per month for 12 months compared to just internet, and it's a straightforward process to call and cancel at the end of the promo period.
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby Gingercat » Wed Jul 19, 2017 11:30 pm UTC

balthasar_s wrote:Recently I found a bug in the STAF.
Today I fixed it.
I noticed that the last time I made a change in it was more than a year ago.

There is still another "bug" left in it, but it's something I liked so I left it there.


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Re: Romans 8:25 (niv)

Postby SBN » Wed Jul 19, 2017 11:41 pm UTC

macraw83 wrote:
GnomeAnne wrote:New OtherComic
We must have the same cable company.
"Bundle your services, and pay less money!!
for each service, but the total cost will be twice what you currently pay, and there's a $5000 cancellation fee."


Actually, for me there have been multiple times where the "triple play" bundle cost $10 less per month for 12 months compared to just internet, and it's a straightforward process to call and cancel at the end of the promo period.


I don't know about the straightforward part. - For one, they've started doing deals of 1 year of discount but 2 year contract, so you're stuck for that second year. I have to make my attempt in the next couple weeks, my current promo is about to end. I don't have any other company to switch to and get decent speed though, so my "fine I'll go somewhere else" threat is pretty hollow.

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1190: "Time" - Time Revisited - np2930

Postby mscha » Thu Jul 20, 2017 5:10 am UTC

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Re: Romans 8:25 (niv)

Postby macraw83 » Thu Jul 20, 2017 2:09 pm UTC

SBN wrote:I don't know about the straightforward part. - For one, they've started doing deals of 1 year of discount but 2 year contract, so you're stuck for that second year. I have to make my attempt in the next couple weeks, my current promo is about to end. I don't have any other company to switch to and get decent speed though, so my "fine I'll go somewhere else" threat is pretty hollow.

I had something else in mind to say, but it's gone now. Someone said something I liked, that's all I got. Keep being awesome.

Ah, yes, contracts... I guess many states have made them illegal, or at least require set prices for each month written in the contract, so you know up front how much you'll have to pay. I know in my home state they used to be allowed to lock you into contracts without any price controls after a certain point, meaning after 12 months they would start charging the "standard value" which can be anything they want it to be, but I haven't heard about those in a while, and I highly doubt that it was purely a business decision.

And that's the other thing, these companies all claim that they are not monopolies, when in effect they are de facto monopolies for a majority of their customers because of gentlemen's agreements and regulations maintaining strictly-drawn territorial boundaries between the various providers. It's not consumer-friendly at all, and I'm not sure it's going to become better in time without significant changes.
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby svenman » Fri Jul 21, 2017 4:59 am UTC

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby balthasar_s » Fri Jul 21, 2017 6:11 am UTC

Gingercat wrote:
balthasar_s wrote:There is still another "bug" left in it, but it's something I liked so I left it there.
Then it's no longer a bug, it's a feature.
What it is, exactly:

It has a countdown functionality.
I can set the number of minutes and seconds to count down from.
The maximal value is 99:59.
I cannot enter anything higher than 5 in the third digit and anything higher than 9 in the other digits.
But by using some trick I can.
There are some videos on the internet by vihartvihart where she makes clocks count down from 9:99 for rexample.
I can make mine count down from 9:FF !
It counts like this:

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9:FF
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then it continues normally.
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby GnomeAnne » Fri Jul 21, 2017 10:14 am UTC

New OtherComic


Take the notebook and go out
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You already have the notebook in your hand.
You are ready to leave the room.

On the desk there is also a lamp, but we didn't notice it before.
Wait For It.

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby balthasar_s » Fri Jul 21, 2017 10:24 am UTC

GnomeAnne wrote:On the desk there is also a lamp, but we didn't notice it before.
It was there from the beginning
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby GnomeAnne » Fri Jul 21, 2017 11:04 am UTC

Right, but we didn't notice it when examining the desk, just the action figure and notebook.

ETA:
Did you meet the Tim traveler at your ffs yesterday?
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby balthasar_s » Fri Jul 21, 2017 11:38 am UTC

Maybe she treats the lamp as something that's always there and kind of belongs to the desk?
b didn't notice the lamp on his desk either.

No, one of my FFS's customers is the one who discovered time travel yesterday.
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby BlitzGirl » Fri Jul 21, 2017 6:49 pm UTC

The UNG from last nopix:

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My intercubes has been restored at my new castle, yay! Just in Time for some RUNning. And some punning, it seems.
As there appears to be no **d to the puns whenever I'm not Present, I now deploy this appropriate and somewhat flashy gif:
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Re: Romans 8:25 (niv)

Postby taixzo » Fri Jul 21, 2017 7:40 pm UTC

GnomeAnne wrote:New OtherComic
We must have the same cable company.
"Bundle your services, and pay less money!!
for each service, but the total cost will be twice what you currently pay, and there's a $5000 cancellation fee."


It seriously bugs me when this is suddenly the only option: "Now you can bunde internet with landline and tv for only ten more (and the original plan is gone)!" Yes, but I don't have a landline or a television, so now I'm paying more for...nothing?

BlitzGirl wrote:My intercubes has been restored at my new castle, yay! Just in Time for some RUNning. And some punning, it seems.
As there appears to be no **d to the puns whenever I'm not Present, I now deploy this appropriate and somewhat flashy gif:
Spoiler:
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Hmmm...infinite donuts! This is therefore retribution for infinite puns, which means we now have a license to pun in perpetuity.
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby BlitzGirl » Fri Jul 21, 2017 7:50 pm UTC

Arguably OTTers have had that power since the introduction of the infinite punsaw gif, but shh don't let anymolpy know about it...

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Baobabs, that's a wowterful ottification! Thanks for sharing it!
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1190: "Time" - Time Revisited - np2978

Postby mscha » Sat Jul 22, 2017 5:10 am UTC

PENETRATUNGLY...
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Replay Time live here!

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