Page 323 of 2684

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 4:30 am UTC
by Randall Who Created All
This was just a taste of my Ire, for those who doubted my Message previous in Time (Wait for It.) was genuine. Do not doubt me again, at your peril.

Except for HAL9000, because who can stay mad at a man who can wear such a hat? Even for calling my Truth heresy, he shall be forgiven.

To assuage you concern for Blitzgirl, her journey through my Creation will prove her worth, or be her undoing. I can not reveal her future until she arrives at it. Although I guess that does not assuage all that much after all. So be it.

Randall Who Created All

Wait for It.

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 4:33 am UTC
by Shepherdess
Randall Who Created All wrote:This was just a taste of my Ire, for those who doubted my Message previous in Time (Wait for It.) was genuine. Do not doubt me again, at your peril.

Except for HAL9000, because who can stay mad at a man who can wear such a hat? Even for calling my Truth heresy, he shall be forgiven.

To assuage you concern for Blitzgirl, her journey through my Creation will prove her worth, or be her undoing. I can not reveal her future until she arrives at it. Although I guess that does not assuage all that much after all. So be it.

Randall Who Created All

Wait for It.



I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS REAL AND MEANINGFUL ANYMORE!

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 4:35 am UTC
by Latent22
edo wrote:http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/time/586ce9652151b9a35c9447661c9ac799fcfe02a8512611a4b2abfefd39d5fac9.png
DonG
RE-Ninja'd

Lo! Behold!For the Writing of The Ancient Texts has begun! A prophesy fulfilled! A paradox resolved! It is through Her that it is done!


http://xkcd-time.wikia.com/wiki/Book_of_Time_Page_176

Ancient Text recorded in Book of Time

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 4:36 am UTC
by edo
Randall Who Created All wrote:This was just a taste of my Ire, for those who doubted my Message previous in Time (Wait for It.) was genuine. Do not doubt me again, at your peril.

Except for HAL9000, because who can stay mad at a man who can wear such a hat? Even for calling my Truth heresy, he shall be forgiven.

To assuage you concern for Blitzgirl, her journey through my Creation will prove her worth, or be her undoing. I can not reveal her future until she arrives at it. Although I guess that does not assuage all that much after all. So be it.

Randall Who Created All

Wait for It.


Um, so you're going to fix it, right? (Pretty please?)

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 4:40 am UTC
by StormAngel
Asthanius wrote:
buffygirl wrote:
Asthanius wrote:Hold on. What if we shouldn't be revering Time, but It? After all, we are supposed to Wait for it. What if that means that we are to wait not until It happens, but because of It? I do not know what It is, but is this not understandable? To know what It is would be to remove all meaning from the phrase Wait for it.

I apologize if this is seen as heresy and accept any and all punishment, but please, consider my words.

Indeed, it is heresy. And yet, your words will be considered. The Great BuffyGirl has been feeling Generous Today.

Praise be unto You, and upon all iterations of You throughout Time. I give thanks to those who not only spread Generosity, but also appreciate a nice hat when they see one, because seriously; hats are cool.


I have an idea of what 'It' is, but I can't post a link yet.
wait for it...

Does BuffyGirl have a 2015 McFly Hat yet* ?
As a Timewaiter such a hat should be mandatory, I think :)

* I mean in the present, (which is now the past) there should be no doubt that she has one in the future.

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 4:44 am UTC
by boozledorf
THE COMIC HATH RETURNED

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 4:47 am UTC
by KarMann
boozledorf wrote:THE COMIC HATH RETURNED

And there was much rejoicing!

Yayyy.

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 4:49 am UTC
by Shepherdess
boozledorf wrote:THE COMIC HATH RETURNED


:( Still not for me.

Randall! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME IN MY MOST DARKEST HOUR?! Smite me now, strike down my sandcastle with a trebuchet or let the River (is small!) overflow and push my rickety ladder out to sea (IS BIG!!), for I cannot stand to be in your disfavor where am I lost in Time!

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 4:50 am UTC
by buffygirl
Randall Who Created All wrote:This was just a taste of my Ire, for those who doubted my Message previous in Time (Wait for It.) was genuine. Do not doubt me again, at your peril.

Except for HAL9000, because who can stay mad at a man who can wear such a hat? Even for calling my Truth heresy, he shall be forgiven.

To assuage you concern for Blitzgirl, her journey through my Creation will prove her worth, or be her undoing. I can not reveal her future until she arrives at it. Although I guess that does not assuage all that much after all. So be it.

Randall Who Created All

Wait for It.

He hath contacted me, yet I remain unsure if he is the True Randall. As the Arch-Cardinal, I do beseech you all to be careful of this one! He may, indeed, be our One True Randall, but he may also be a (whatever they call you in religious texts when you're the bad guy). Be Wary!

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 4:51 am UTC
by edo
boozledorf wrote:THE COMIC HATH RETURNED


I can't see it yet. :cry:

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 4:51 am UTC
by Shepherdess
buffygirl wrote:
Randall Who Created All wrote:This was just a taste of my Ire, for those who doubted my Message previous in Time (Wait for It.) was genuine. Do not doubt me again, at your peril.

Except for HAL9000, because who can stay mad at a man who can wear such a hat? Even for calling my Truth heresy, he shall be forgiven.

To assuage you concern for Blitzgirl, her journey through my Creation will prove her worth, or be her undoing. I can not reveal her future until she arrives at it. Although I guess that does not assuage all that much after all. So be it.

Randall Who Created All

Wait for It.

He hath contacted me, yet I remain unsure if he is the True Randall. As the Arch-Cardinal, I do beseech you all to be careful of this one! He may, indeed, be our One True Randall, but he may also be a (whatever they call you in religious texts when you're the bad guy). Be Wary!


Anti-Randall? Randallcifer? Hank?

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 4:59 am UTC
by Latent22
Randall Who Created All wrote:This was just a taste of my Ire, for those who doubted my Message previous in Time (Wait for It.) was genuine. Do not doubt me again, at your peril.

Except for HAL9000, because who can stay mad at a man who can wear such a hat? Even for calling my Truth heresy, he shall be forgiven.

To assuage you concern for Blitzgirl, her journey through my Creation will prove her worth, or be her undoing. I can not reveal her future until she arrives at it. Although I guess that does not assuage all that much after all. So be it.

Randall Who Created All

Wait for It.

http://xkcd-time.wikia.com/wiki/Book_of_Time_Page_601 <-- Updated Book of Time

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 5:00 am UTC
by boozledorf
Image

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 5:00 am UTC
by KarMann
FWIW
Spoiler:
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/time/e80549729e6d658d9ab3d490fa5ba94014a161bd703e849aaed9ca03ef7e11bd.png


Ninjaed.

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 5:02 am UTC
by StormAngel
Shepherdess wrote:
buffygirl wrote:
Randall Who Created All wrote:This was just a taste of my Ire, for those who doubted my Message previous in Time (Wait for It.) was genuine. Do not doubt me again, at your peril.

Except for HAL9000, because who can stay mad at a man who can wear such a hat? Even for calling my Truth heresy, he shall be forgiven.

To assuage you concern for Blitzgirl, her journey through my Creation will prove her worth, or be her undoing. I can not reveal her future until she arrives at it. Although I guess that does not assuage all that much after all. So be it.

Randall Who Created All

Wait for It.

He hath contacted me, yet I remain unsure if he is the True Randall. As the Arch-Cardinal, I do beseech you all to be careful of this one! He may, indeed, be our One True Randall, but he may also be a (whatever they call you in religious texts when you're the bad guy). Be Wary!


Anti-Randall? Randallcifer? Hank?

Lladnar?

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 5:02 am UTC
by PhoenixRising
Couple of quick notes before I coma:
* The comic is, indeed, still down.
* Randall doesn't read the forums (as multiple mods testified, although I'm not digging through at least 150 pages to find exact quotes.) Therefore, unless Randall is posting without reading, and is relying on telepathy to know what's going on in here, this Randall is a fake. I will invoke Occam's Razor and declare this Randall a fake, inviting him to smite me with a mighty banhammer as proof of his Randallness. Unless such a ban falls, I'm not listening.

Edit: and in the time it took me to post this, the comic came back up. I hate phone-posting...

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 5:03 am UTC
by jowo
boozledorf wrote:THE COMIC HATH RETURNED


Or not.

Wait for it.

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 5:03 am UTC
by edo
Shepherdess wrote:
buffygirl wrote:
Randall Who Created All wrote:This was just a taste of my Ire, for those who doubted my Message previous in Time (Wait for It.) was genuine. Do not doubt me again, at your peril. [emphasis added]

Except for HAL9000, because who can stay mad at a man who can wear such a hat? Even for calling my Truth heresy, he shall be forgiven.

To assuage you concern for Blitzgirl, her journey through my Creation will prove her worth, or be her undoing. I can not reveal her future until she arrives at it. Although I guess that does not assuage all that much after all. So be it.

Randall Who Created All

Wait for It.

He hath contacted me, yet I remain unsure if he is the True Randall. As the Arch-Cardinal, I do beseech you all to be careful of this one! He may, indeed, be our One True Randall, but he may also be a (whatever they call you in religious texts when you're the bad guy). Be Wary!


Anti-Randall? Randallcifer? Hank?


You folks not see the "just a taste of my Ire" part? Do you really want to see what happens when he gets really mad?

Folks trying to show the rest of us the newpix: please make a local copy and upload, we see nothing in your posts.

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 5:03 am UTC
by boozledorf
Works for me. I guess the new DNS is still propagating.

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 5:04 am UTC
by Shepherdess
Well, if I'm going to be forsaken, I'm going to go coma.

Maybe if I wait to wake up, Randall will have forgiven me for my transgressions, whatever they may have been. Or will have been.

What if I transgress in the future and this is punishment for what I will have done? What have I done?! What will I do?!!

Edit: Oh, hey. Somewhere in my mindless panic, I crossed the threshold of 100 posts.

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 5:05 am UTC
by boozledorf
Here are the last two

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 5:08 am UTC
by buffygirl
edo wrote:
Shepherdess wrote:
buffygirl wrote:
Randall Who Created All wrote:This was just a taste of my Ire, for those who doubted my Message previous in Time (Wait for It.) was genuine. Do not doubt me again, at your peril. [emphasis added]

Except for HAL9000, because who can stay mad at a man who can wear such a hat? Even for calling my Truth heresy, he shall be forgiven.

To assuage you concern for Blitzgirl, her journey through my Creation will prove her worth, or be her undoing. I can not reveal her future until she arrives at it. Although I guess that does not assuage all that much after all. So be it.

Randall Who Created All

Wait for It.

He hath contacted me, yet I remain unsure if he is the True Randall. As the Arch-Cardinal, I do beseech you all to be careful of this one! He may, indeed, be our One True Randall, but he may also be a (whatever they call you in religious texts when you're the bad guy). Be Wary!


Anti-Randall? Randallcifer? Hank?


You folks not see the "just a taste of my Ire" part? Do you really want to see what happens when he gets really mad?

Folks trying to show the rest of us the newpix: please make a local copy and upload, we see nothing in your posts.

Ire, schmire! . . . . Wait, what does ire actually mean?

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 5:12 am UTC
by edo
boozledorf wrote:Here are the last two

Vielen Dank!

buffygirl wrote:Ire schmire.... wait, what does ire actually mean?
Well... can a phoenix rise from the ashes twice?

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 5:12 am UTC
by KarMann
buffygirl wrote:
edo wrote:
Shepherdess wrote:
buffygirl wrote:
Randall Who Created All wrote:This was just a taste of my Ire, for those who doubted my Message previous in Time (Wait for It.) was genuine. Do not doubt me again, at your peril. [emphasis added]

Except for HAL9000, because who can stay mad at a man who can wear such a hat? Even for calling my Truth heresy, he shall be forgiven.

To assuage you concern for Blitzgirl, her journey through my Creation will prove her worth, or be her undoing. I can not reveal her future until she arrives at it. Although I guess that does not assuage all that much after all. So be it.

Randall Who Created All

Wait for It.

He hath contacted me, yet I remain unsure if he is the True Randall. As the Arch-Cardinal, I do beseech you all to be careful of this one! He may, indeed, be our One True Randall, but he may also be a (whatever they call you in religious texts when you're the bad guy). Be Wary!


Anti-Randall? Randallcifer? Hank?

You folks not see the "just a taste of my Ire" part? Do you really want to see what happens when he gets really mad?

Folks trying to show the rest of us the newpix: please make a local copy and upload, we see nothing in your posts.

Ire, schmire! . . . . Wait, what does ire actually mean?

That of which Ireland is full, obviously. So, not snakes, then.

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 5:13 am UTC
by Latent22
Randall Who Created All wrote: But those with two posts are of the damned


Randall Who Created All wrote:This was just a taste of my Ire, for those who doubted my Message previous in Time (Wait for It.) was genuine. Do not doubt me again, at your peril.

Except for HAL9000, because who can stay mad at a man who can wear such a hat? Even for calling my Truth heresy, he shall be forgiven.

To assuage you concern for Blitzgirl, her journey through my Creation will prove her worth, or be her undoing. I can not reveal her future until she arrives at it. Although I guess that does not assuage all that much after all. So be it.

Randall Who Created All

Wait for It.


Randall Who Created All you are on two posts...

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 5:14 am UTC
by jjjdavidson
boozledorf wrote:Here are the last two

Thank you; now my download times will still be in order.

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 5:20 am UTC
by boozledorf
I'll upload the next few comics that I'm awake for if things haven't gotten back to normal for everyone.

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 5:23 am UTC
by Tatiana
Thanks, boozledorf!

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 5:32 am UTC
by PhoenixRising
edo wrote:
boozledorf wrote:Here are the last two

Vielen Dank!

buffygirl wrote:Ire schmire.... wait, what does ire actually mean?
Well... can a phoenix rise from the ashes twice?


Speaking from experience, yes.

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 5:48 am UTC
by Exodies
StratPlayer wrote:
Shepherdess wrote:
StratPlayer wrote:
Spoiler:
spamjam wrote:Image


Is he decrenneling now? At this point I'm going to have to agree with the theory that M&C's plan is to raise the sandsemencoffeecaffinatedbabycancericepixeltoner-castle* to the platform in order to protect it from the rising tide of Time.

I had still been leaning towards the loopist school, thinking that the rising liquid-to-be-determined would wash everything away and then recede. Afterwards, M & C would come down from their platform, dis-assemble it, and then have a sit down on the once-again empty beach (return to TimeFrame 1).
[/size]


And it will all start over?


Loopists predict that the One True Comic will recycle back to its starting point in some way, creating an Endless Loop.

Others believe it will end at some finite, specific, NewPix, perhaps with the long-awaited punchline.

Still others believe that it will continue endlessly with no recurring pattern.

Finally, there are those who predict an End of Time with no specific payoff, either through some form of comic entropy, termination of servers, or the loss of Lord Randall in some fashion.

No one knows for sure. All we can do is Wait for it.

Those who believe it will continue endlessly with no recurring pattern should be drug into the street and shot. There is a finite number of Pixels in a Frame, so there is a finite number of Frames, so there is a finite number of permutations of those Frames, so if the Comic continues endlessly it is in a loop.

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 5:50 am UTC
by boozledorf
Crap, it seems to be down again for me. Or at least slow.

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 5:50 am UTC
by cmyk
See?!

This is what happens when you start screwing around with the Time Whistle!

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 5:56 am UTC
by fatness
It's dead.

We killed it.

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 6:02 am UTC
by KarMann
FWIW2
Image

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 6:07 am UTC
by boozledorf
For those who can't see it:

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 6:11 am UTC
by KarMann
boozledorf wrote:For those who can't see it:

Wait, isn't that frame 603, not 602 as you seem to indicate?

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 6:16 am UTC
by cmyk
Image


EDIT: Doh! Now that I post this, the site's back up.

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 6:17 am UTC
by ChronosDragon
Great scott! The comic being down would imply that the Maker of the One True Comic and indeed the Comic itself is fallible! We must erase all mention of this from history, that the comic may be ever revered as perfect and unerring!

Edit: Err..a new page? What do you mean the comic is down? I said nothing of the sort...

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 6:19 am UTC
by fatness
cmyk wrote:EDIT: Doh! Now that I post this, the site's back up.

Wait for it.

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 6:20 am UTC
by jjjdavidson
ChronosDragon wrote:Great scott! The comic being down would imply that the Maker of the One True Comic and indeed the Comic itself is fallible! We must erase all mention of this from history, that the comic may be ever revered as perfect and unerring!

Edit: Err..a new page? What do you mean the comic is down? I said nothing of the sort...

On the contrary. The transmission of the truth of the OTC through fallible human systems in no way impugns the infallibility of the OTC itself.