Quest progress: 425 out of 438 pages.
The Fading. NP 924.
Some of you have wondered after me, by message, sig, and pastpost:
macraw83 wrote:We've missed you in the Great Thread of Time... your periodic signposts were full of insight from our Pasts, and it has been such a delight to monitor your constant progress. Last we heard you were only 29 pages away, getting closer!
I do hope there is nothing serious behind your sudden change in posting habits, hopefully nothing worse than a little outside busyness. Or the best case being that you are determined to catch up in Time!
But soon you will be caught up, and then there will be cake! And then it will all be worth it.
lmjb1964 wrote:Blitzgirl, where are you? We're worried about you!!
AK49BWL wrote:BlitzGirl, are you there? We haven't heard from you in a few Newpix... We miss you!
ggh wrote:Has anyone seen BlitzGirl online lately? I'm worried about her.
Me too. I hope she makes it before we reach white, but the good thing is that posting seems to be rather slow at the moment.
ggh wrote:I hope BlitzGirl is doing okay. I wonder if these pages might go a bit nuts in the next dozen newpics.
EraObserver wrote:Huh, people... Blitzgirl hasn't posted for 11 pages now. Has anyone... tried communicating with her in the past?
What if the past is eroding with the comic??? She may be disappeared with the fading! WE NEED TO SAVE HER!!!!!
Either that or she's just speed reading so she can get here before time ends, and posting would slow her down...
Here begins the tale of my silence.
Some time ago, I began to encounter dire warning sigs (and edits):
AluisioASG wrote:Run BlitzGirl, run! Time is falling apart!
Jonas79 wrote:GO BlitzGirl
Neil_Boekend wrote:Tb OyvgmTvey Tb
Go BlizGirl Go
descor wrote:Hurry BlitzGirl, hurry Vytron
You're running out of Time.
Beware The Fading
In which Time slowly recedes
we hope you make it...
Latent22 wrote:BlitzGirl!!! Check your hair. Make sure it's not turning slowly Grey! This seems to be happening in the future/present. Just hope you're not affected as well.
treadman wrote:Don't fade away, Blitzirl
Angelastic wrote:BlitzGirl: If you want to save our world, you must hurry. We don't know how much longer we can withstand the Fading.
EraObserver wrote:EDIT: Blitzgirl, hurry! The future is in disarray!!!
Here, take these! *Gives Blitzgirl Shoes of the High Timewalker, gives +200 to waiting*
...Don't ask how I got those.
The number and intensity of these warnings frightened me; it was clear that the thread-dwellers of the Now believed the End of Time was imminent. I was not sure if I agreed with them, but I figured the least I could do was catch up with them - then we could Wait together, whether Time ended or not. Thus, putting my new Shoes to good use, I undertook a desperate sprint for the future!
I actually sprinted so fast that I passed the remainder of my signposts written up to Now:351 out of 391 pages355 out of 393 pages359 out of 397 pages367 out of 398 pages372 out of 401 pages378 out of 408 pages382 out of 409 pages385 out of 414 pages
Many things happened to Time during my sprint. Megan made a desperate effort to rescue the rightmost Flag (and succeeded), but later seemed to turn on the Sandcastle when she Godzilla-stomped the bridge with her foot. Apparently the Sea is sentient (as well as big), and may or may not contain water along with semencoffeecancerbaconbabiesonice. Megan got more flags, and then got bags, and said a sad bye.
to the Sandcastle. Then The Fading began, and that's where I have stopped to catch my breath, on newpage 425.
As for general events in the pastposts I passed, there was much talk over the create dates of Timeframes, recursive flooding, and something about a hasheep (sheep from the hashes). There were advanced encriptions that I read, but did not comprehend. I noticed a discussion of favorite words. I found my favorite in a sig, actually:
ChronosDragon wrote:? blitz (plural blitzes)
? A sudden attack, especially an air raid; usually with reference to The Blitz.
? (figuratively) A sudden effort, as a publicity blitz.
? A spontaneous, extended effort to read through the entirety of a piece of media, esp. a forum thread (See: Blitzgirl)
There was a large, flat, boring section of the thread that went something like, "blah blah blah diphthongs blah blah blah"
and was easy to sprint over. There was also an XKCD thong, which needs to be a thing. Dangerous creatures I glimpsed included Lemmings attacking the Sandcastle, a rare Time-thread Troll, a planet of apes, and kindles and clowders of kittens and cats. More relevant fare included a listing of potential Outside seas that could be the semencoffeecancerbaconspambabies sea, a visitor map for the thread of Time, the Eras as suggested by descor, and the celebration of the one-month (by Outsider reckoning) tempoversary of both Time and its thread.
And now, I bring you the set of spoilers to end all spoilers in order to individually address pastposts and sigs I spotted, beginning with the dangers I was warned of and/or encountered:
BlitzGirl wrote:As Megan and Cueball use their bukkit-system to deliver new construction material to the Next Level of the Sandcastle, the thread of Time meanders along. More brief panic, it seems, when the fora were inaccessible (the horror!) and I also squelched through some rot13. Apparently someone tried to make me part of the Temporal Illuminati, but I believe reading it ALL lends me some kind of exempt-status when it comes to translation traps (I have no choice but to translate, after all). Plus I have the Whistle of Temporal Harmony right now, so I don't think it's technically possible to be at temporal secret-war with myself.
Haha! Little does she know, at least at the moment, that she has already joined the Temporal Illuminati (who don't exist)
by accepting the title of "Red Spiders Eyes"!
Plus, the Temporal Illuminati (if they existed)
are actually content to watch time go by and aren't really at war with anyone. (Plus at this point I'm sure most of the Temporal Knights are members(Although, not really because it doesn't exist(really, it doesn't(Promise)))
Okay, perhaps the Temporal Illuminati are not as dangerous as I thought. And I realized, since I'm the Patriarch of the Western Paradox Church, that being both an honorary member of the Knights Temporal and the Temporal Illuminati should be right up my alley, anyhow.
macraw83 wrote: BlitzGirl wrote:
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chem1190c wrote:C nbche qy mbiofx uff mqcnwb ni LIN20. Nbun mbiofx guey cn gowb yumcyl ni ziffiq nbcm xcmwommcih
Stuff like THIS is just a pain in the nff.
BlitzGirl, I am deeply sorry for having caused you extra hassle in your journey.
I also want to warn you, DO NOT CLICK THE LINK BELOW
higgs-boson wrote:Even more, linking the original image will cause a Great Paradoxon Of Time. Blitzgirl could get hurt.
We wouldn't want that, would we.
The only things that could be worse from her perspective would be another page of rot13, or a link back to the first post, creating a loop from which she could never escape.
You mean, like this
I appreciate the warning. Here, nearly at the end of my Quest, it would be disaster to find myself back on newpage 1.
Latent22 wrote:Yeah that is a cool idea for looping. Gets to some point and they use 'magic' or build a machine to reverse the rise of the sea. But all it does is make the comic roll out backwards to the first frame and then loop.
I don't think BlitzGirl would like that, because then she has to read this needle-pulling-thingy backwards and forwards for ever!
@BlitzGirl: when you see a time machine, you should destroy it before it is activated! Good Luck!
So far, I've destroyed every Time machine I've seen.
ChronosDragon wrote:No wonder she's taking so long, she's trapped in Zeno's paradox! Next she'll have to get to the fifth-level signposts, then the sixth-level, then the seventh-level, all the while getting closer and closer to caught up but never quite there. Blitzgirl! It's imperative that you not fall into the paradox!
BlitzGirl wrote:What paradoooooooooooox
Ooooo, too late.
Disclaimer: I'm a terrible terrible liar and BlitzGirl never said that, because she wouldn't, because she's totally going to make it, right BlitzGirl? *waits for response*
SPACKlick wrote:[snip many many spoilers]
remembering that Blitzgirl has made it her Quest to read every single post?
Of just the first few spoilers in your list, there were at least two or three that I didn't know.
Now, I'm an old fart, so that's not too surprising (I didn't even see Firefly
until this year), but it's at least possible that Blitzgirl doesn't know some of these either.
Can we please agree, for Blitzgirl's sake, that her Quest does not
obligate her to read all the spoilers?
Later, SPACKlick wrote:I'll note that in the post, I did try to pick older movies with well known twists but then again one man's well known is another man's unheard of I suppose.
Perfect! Thank you, SPACKlick! (In fact, I haven't even heard
of some of the movies in your list. I said I was an old fart...)
Somewhere in there, Bytes wrote:Well, it'll be a bit late when she reads your comment...
Also, all these hats appearing are really going to confuse her until she gets here.
Hi there Blitzgirl, I hope it all makes sense now!
Ah, but you forget the magic of
And the hats make perfect sense. After all, buffygirl's signature has announced her "Pursuit of Hat Perfection" almost since the beginning of Time (or at least since Newpage 27).
ETA: ETAs, just to keep me honest.
I am reading it all,
including the spoilers. Come what may! (Oh, and hatting has been around for a long, long Time. It is a natural part of the Thread, and as such, meets the OTT's standards for confusion.)
Latent22 wrote:Everyone except BlitzGirl read this spoiler!
Honestly thought this was going to be some massive walltext to slow the rest of us posting so she could catch up.
Why can't BlitzGirl read the spoiler anyway? By the Time she does, she will have seen that to which it refers already and it won't spoil anything.
Latent22 wrote:Please DO NOT Quote this post <snip>
Maybe I'm just jealous that I didn't post in the right place to take part. Oh well, I sent a message back to BlitzGirl by post editing before all y'all (did we decide that "all y'all" was the plural of "y'all"?) even invented sigcouragement.
Edit to not double post:
Latent22 wrote:Edit2: Note the above makes complete sense except for the rain. maybe someone can come up with an Idea for what Randall really means for rain.
Changes in italicsLeader:
Does BlitzGirl read
the Comic?People: I don't know; if she does it seems like a waste.Leader: BlitzGirl reads
where the thread comes from, right?People: Sure.
The party was not spoiled for me, as I was pleasantly surprised on page 380.
(I like the modified litany.)
Eternal Density wrote:BlitzGirl: Don't choose the spork unless there's an even number of waffles!
I don't trust sporks and their hybrid babies. See: OtherComic 419.
StratPlayer wrote:Is this It??? Is Time really nearing an end!?!?! I was gone and was so happy to just get back to TIme after several days away, and restore the needed OTT-insanity to balance out the insanity of the Outside, and NOW it might be ending?
Before BlitzGirl makes it to the present???
I hope it is not the end, but I'm doing my best to reach you guys just in case it is.
Lovely gifts I received (yay!):
it is. I haven't been able to contribute to the fancy graphs or hats, so I made this as my present to you all. Hopefully you all enjoy it and don't think the song choice is weird/dumb, but it just popped into my head on the way home from work yesterday and I couldn't get it out. I think if I actually knew what I was doing the video would be better and hopefully you find the singing pleasant enough as well. Like I said, I don't exactly have a music studio in my house and I never claimed to be Michael Buble. That should be enough disclaimers and self-deprecation to cover my butt! Enjoy.
That. Is. WONDERFUL!
Thank you! You are indeed a jovial bard!
I haven't had much to add to the discussion of the latest frames, so it seems like a good time to post this:
A fake Wikipedia article about my very own word? Also wonderful!
Latent22 wrote: vvn wrote:
Latent22 wrote:Just like the Wonderful Buffygirl I have made a hat for BlitzGirl!!
Would that be LaPetit Blitzgirl?
BlitzGirl already has so many titles. sure she won't mind an extra one...
Oh, sure. Been a while since I've added one anyhow... *adds*
Talk of hats:
buffygirl wrote:AND, I should probably have a hat waiting for BlitzGirl's arrival. But what kind of hat?
Blitzgirl has a hat. Perhaps a hatband, or a feather to decorate it?
I do have a hat. But I am interested to see what a futurehat looks like!
mscha wrote:I have the impression, though, that BlitzGirl didn't fully 'get' the time traveling operations we put in place for her, beginning with the request to switch her hat for a beret.
Hey, I wore that beret on my Quest from newpage 351 all the way until newpage 380. I took it off after the party because I was told via sig:
Latent22 wrote:You only have to wear it till newPage 380. Not long to go now. Keep it up!
Not to mention it was not a buffygirl-sanctioned hatting, which has to be heresy of one form or another. Anyhow, I now sport the avatar sent through a Time vortex to me by Latent 22 most appropriate to the current Time Period.
KarMann wrote: BlitzGirl wrote: Latent22 wrote:
BlitzGirl!!!!! I have a hat for you. If you wear it your future will be most awesome!
But... I LIKE MY HAT.
Don't you mean, you like BHG's hat?
Finders keepers, as the saying goes. I like the hat currently atop my head, regardless of its dubious past ownership.
azule wrote:It's that time again, kids!?
BlitzGirl is a small Parisian. She is a kid. Young, full of spirit?, ready to take on the world. Kicking ass and taking gems?. Her hat holds her power. Which hat it is, I'm sure it does not matter, just that she have a hat. Her hair traps the wind. All stands still until she decides its time to battle. The flags will wave, and so will the sea. She will not fight the castle with her fist or foot. She will unleash the rain and punish us with the river. All will collapse to dust. It will be as it began. Tremble before the might of LaPetite!?
?Thanks for the gems. I keep them on my mantle. Hmm, would they survive in the fireplace. It would be so pretty.
?Gumption / bacon?caffeinated?semen?cancer?babies.
?Brought to you by the CSA. Where dreams come true . . . because wake-dreams are real. Sorta
I would totally go see this superhero movie. Even if it was in 3D. And that's saying something!
Estimates of my arrival:
SPACKlick wrote: jovialbard wrote: SPACKlick wrote: jovialbard wrote:
BlitzGirl Progress: holding steady. ETA
I make a linear average on your numbers meet at C.450 and a x3
progression encounters at C.473.
that said, I think it would be more useful to look at a Blitzpages per hour (averaged to negate comas) vs Newpage per hour as certain errors would cancel and by that I get a prediction closer to 500
(sorry Blitzgirl, Don't be down heartened, please use this skateboard I have lain here for you to ease your journey a little)
Yeah, I was thinking about putting in the dates of her posts as well and calculating progress based on that... maybe I will do that today if I have time. If you give me the formula for that fancy stat you're doing I'll throw it on the sheet
I'm sure my analysis is far from perfect since I pretty much just made it up off the top of my head.
Umm, I take the time in days between updates and the number of pages (blitz and new) per update to find the rate of blitz/new pages per day I then average that over 3 updates (to reduce fluctuations) The latest rates are (xPages/day 1 update, 3 update, 5 update, 7 update average)
Blitz (20.5, 16.85, 18.85, 9.12)
New(20.5, 13.48, 11.45, 18.62)
Blitzrate is getting closer and closer to Newrate over time and I worry that it's asymptotic. Working with the
5 update rate discrepancy 7.4 Blitzpages per day, Time sync in 5.136 days (58.8Newpgs)
3 update rate discrepancy 3.38 Blitzpages per day, Time sync in 11.25days (128.8Newpgs)
with the 1 and 7 update rates, Blitzgirl is currently not catching Newpages.
ETA some of your Newpage numbers are different from mine, where bltizgirl has put a blitzpages/newpages and that disagrees with the current newpage, I went with current newpage rather than Blitzreported newpage.
I'm getting sick of the amount of red underlining posts on BlitztisticsTM
get...time to update my dictionary.
ETA2: After Blitzupdate 203/286 the rates of both blitzpaging and newpaging level off a bit and that predicts timesync at Newpage 476 May 6th
I haven't caught up to the present, but I'm seeing a lot of unfounded doubt RE BlitzGirl. I can't understand why, she's making great BlitzGress:
Good news everyone!
The slowdown of Blitzgirl seems to have ceased. The past hundred NewPages her progress has been surprisingly linear. I am therefore confident in projecting The Great Meeting to take place before the of the current century (100 NewPages). It looks like we'll be able to enjoy the second half of the first millpagium1
-ennium comes from annum meaning year, and had to be changed.22
Century on the other hand can be a hundred of anything.
According to my calculations (and my calculator's Quartic Regression function), both the thread and Blitzgirl's blitz are in danger of emminent destruction! Repent! Repent while you still can!
Or maybe quartic regression was just a poor choice of model. One or the other.
Okay, that last is a little worrisome.
btw I'm going away for the weekend and won't be around to participate in the fun (awwww) so I made my spreadsheet
editable in case anyone still wants to use it. There's a chance I might even miss BlitzGirl while I'm gone! gasp!
Don't worry - even if you miss me in the Now the experience will still be coded in pastposts - you will be able to go back and read it all.
Other discussions concerning my Questing:
XonqNopp wrote:WWBGJ (When Would BlitzGirl Join)
Soon, I hope!
Dracomax wrote:Anyone who obstructs the holy journey of blitzgirl shall face the inquisition.
So let it be written, so let it be done.
Huzzah! Chocolate the obstructors! And let us eat cake!
jovialbard wrote:The one thing about knowing that BlitzGirl is coming is that when you write something stupid or embarrassing, you know somebody is going to read it, again. Now that I've actually done the due diligence of a google search I have to go back and edit a disclaimer into my posts about that name.
And if not me, then perhaps some other Quester, like Vytron! This Thread's past is still alive and kicking, even as it races into the future!
BlitzGirl wrote:And away I go, forward into your past, which is my future!
Ha ha... Wait, what??
And now I've read much of your past, which makes it my past, too, though I encountered it far in the future of the Time when it was your present.
Also, BlitzGirl has been around 40 pages behind present for many longpix now... Let's see if she'll make a sprint soon to catch up
mscha wrote: Jonas79 wrote:
BlitzGirl is online, enduring her quest
By the time you get here, I predict the thread of Time has slowed down enough for you to see the end in sight.
Unfortunately (for BlitzGirl, that is), I'm pretty sure the OTT has speeded up again in the past few days...
Ugh, I think you're right. Who hit the accelerator?
This might be heretical, but I quite like her missives-from-the-past, and it would almost be a shame not to get more of them when she catches up! Maybe we'd have to restrict her to only posting once every five pages..
I suggest sending a newbie to Time back to page one, and hope they generate missives of their own accord. If that doesn't work, send another one. And another. A million newbies at a million keyboards will eventually come up with all the Quest reports you'll ever need.
BlitzGirl wrote:Quest progress: 367 out of 398 pages.
The Next Level. NP 735.
Getting closer! Hopefully not much left when you reach this post... The past me will be waiting with you (I suppose) my present me is waiting for you, and the future me is already happy to have met you! Cheering for BlitzGirl!!
Such kind words, and I look forward to meeting you-of-the-future when we share the same Now!
Caswallon wrote:Yay! The Blitzgirl approaches our present!
Although, I'm tempted to denote the meeting of Blitzgirl and our present as "Blitzpocalypse", but then again it could also be "Blitzrapture"!
Speaking of BlitzGirl, every time I read one of her posts it feels very different from the PresentPosts. Oblivious of our squabbles and rants. One post miffed, BlitzGirl nostalgiaing for us, next post miffed again, like it didn't even happen. It discombobulates me a little bit. In a good way, I'm sure.
And I fear that my effect will not be the same once my posts are true presentposts.
Montov wrote: cmyk wrote: Ptarr wrote:
Is this the end of time?
I believe, dear friend, it is just the beginning...
I would say it hasn't even started yet. The comic will start when BlitzGirl is in the present.
Could all of Time have been a prologue to something greater than itself?
First I saw a glimpse
Of this sig, warning me of
aeglaeca wrote:Blitzgirl, take Angelastic's advice and don't stop to read all her haikus. Otherwise we may have to wait longer for you than it. They are really cool though...
But yet I still read
All four hundred fifty two
Haiku in this post:
Hmm, I wonder if there is a post length limit. Let's find out! Here are all 452 haiku in the thread up to the point that Sciscitor
scraped the text. <SNIP>
BlitzGirl is exempt from reading all but those that concern her:
I think this thread has
jumped the shark, Blitzgirl's posts are
my favorite thing.
It'll become a
But we need to keep
a record of alternate
timelines for BlitzGirl
In fact BlitzSpeed has
been gradually climbing
as her posts advance...
Angelastic wrote:BlitzGirl is of course only obliged to read this one:
Clearly not as fast
as Blitzgirl, but I guess it's
hard to beat lightning.
Don't be so silly-
I have read ALL
A bard enjoys verse!
Elmach wrote:Hey, another one:
Blitzgirl will quickly arrive.
Five days, by other's maths.
(Seasonal reference here)
Psst - check your last line!
manvandmaan wrote:We've started a thing!
I hope BlitzGirl likes haikus,
or she is screwed.
I'm a connoisseur
Of poetry of all forms,
Valarya wrote:The saddest part is
by the time Blitzgirl gets here
Time will fade away.
This is probably
The saddest haiku of all
The hundreds I've read
aeglaeca wrote:EDIT: And I hope Blitz doesn't read all the spoilers, or the 500+ haikus from the thread will seriously slow her down (even with the hint not to read them all).
I can't take a hint -
At least not one which asks me
Not to read it all.
ChronosDragon wrote:So many haikus,
It makes the thread feel like a
Poem about Time
These newpages are
Quite a beautiful journey
Along my great Quest
Angelastic wrote:Here are the new haiku since last time. I really like the first one as a description of Time; was that one of the intentional ones? <haiku snip>
Please don't change my past
unless you really, really
have to (see above).
Glad to know that was
you; Posters like yourself make
my Quest feel less bleak.
I recognize these
And smile because I was the
One who posted them.
higgs-boson wrote:Fearing Time fading
She still strides with steady steps.
Oh Anointed One!
Less steady, perhaps
Than hurried and rushed - at least
Along this past stretch.
Greetings in the past and sigcouragement spotted:
mikrit wrote:Hello, BlitzGirl!
fhorn wrote:Howdy, BlitzGirl! Nice to see you're making progress! How goes the slog?
Howdy! It's going both faster and slower than expected.
Goggalor wrote: descor wrote:
I know what that feels like. All I can say is you're no BlitzGirl!!
I don't how she does it! I obsessively kept up with the thread for the first 100 pages, but I couldn't imagine reading another 300 pages. She truly is a saint/pope/mome/grand poobah/etc.
Oddly enough, I don't claim any one of those titles. But thanks anyway! (See my sig for current title listings.)
lmjb1964 wrote: SBN wrote:
htom wrote:BlitzGirl, BlitzGirl, she's our gal, if she can't do it, nobody shall!
BlitzGirl, BlitzGirl, she's the one. BlitzGirl will do it, it shall be done!
Good ones! The second especially, just because it's so positive. I also thought of
Blitzgirl, Blitzgirl, she's our dude! If she can't do it, we're all screwed!
but I didn't want to put that much pressure on her.
Don't worry, this would have been worse:BlitzGirl, BlitzGirl, almost there! If she can't do it, all despair!
VoronX wrote:Signpost: Greetings from newpage 393/406!!
I seem to now be doing the Blitzgirl journey in reverse. <snip>
And so, I thought I would throw this lifeline (grapling hook?) out to the present, in the hopes of reeling myself back to the present. As well as, you know, documentation and potential fodder for fun and holy graphs and whatnot. Yet I fear my newpage reading rate may not be sufficient. Well, at least maybe I'll run into Blitzgirl as she races past me... Hi BlitzGirl!!!
Good luck on your journey, VoronX! *waves* Please don't run into me! I'm going at a rather high rate of speed.
BlitzGirl, It would be an honor just to be mentioned in one of your posts, but this... is what I live for. Thank you.
You're welcome! You have skills that I, a mere poet/knight/omnilector/versifier/bard/cardinal/BOB/etc. can only marvel at!
thirds wrote:Also, what does it mean to send a private message to BlitzGirl?
That you fancy her?
No Snapchat, please.
You would be sending a message beyond the limits of the thread of Time, and while I would read it, no other pilgrims could (unless I quote it in a signpost, like this one).
manvandmaan wrote:You're getting really close, BlitzGirl! The Croissants will be oven-fresh when you arrive!
Also, if you find some hugs or happiness back there, be sure to bring some along for us!
Don't worry, I'm fully stocked up on hugs and happiness (I've got a whole pocket devoted to those!)
Miscellaneous pastposts that didn't fit into the other categories:
jovialbard wrote:Shouldn't you quickly quote the "it's Blitzgirl" line before serving the cake, so that she doesn't get confused? Just suggestions. Also, jealous because I can't have any cake.
Edit: Unless BlitzGirl brings some into the future with her vest of many pockets...
It's coming! I put it in a special tupperware so hopefully it's not too stale by the time I arrive...
Exodies wrote:Davidy is probably Blitzgirl's sock puppet. That's the most likely thing I can think of.
Uh, no. If I had a sock puppet, he might look something like this:
The Sea is big!
StratPlayer wrote:I am back, once again eager to embrace the OTC and follow the edict of Waiting For It, as was decreed so many Newpixs ago...
After three days spent on a jury for gang-related attempted murder, I must say that I am very relieved to leave the Outside behind, for it is harsh and scary Out there!
I am now around twenty NewPages behind... But as BlitzGirl has shown, it is right and proper to read them all, and so I shall.
So back into the no-so-distant-Time-of-Before I go; Where there is madness, but where it is a friendly and cuddly and soothing form of madness, and I once again welcome its embrace, for it is far, far better than the harsh, cold, and violent madness of the Outside!
The River is small!
Hope you fared well on your journey, StratPlayer!
Purplepants77 wrote:I wonder how ridiculous we1 will think we sounded in our current present when we advance another 800 newpix and look back on our future past comments and predictions. Will our Newpage 400 selves seem as naive to our Newpage 800 selves as our Newpage 10 selves appear to us now?? What if Randall really does intend to introduce time travel? What if all of the past frames do change?? What if there is a whole new level to this that we're not even seeing right now and won't become apparent until we reach the foretold It?! We have no proof to rule out almost any outlandish theory you can come up with, so why should we expect "It" to be simple?!? I can't handle this! What do I do?! How do I cope with so many possibilities!?! Ahh!! My head might explOHDUFDSF
1"We" refers to the group of individuals or bots that are following this needle-pulled-thingy at any given point in Time. "We" is a legally binding contract and is subject to change at any Time. "We" assumes no liability.
Let me reassure you: everybody sounds ridiculous after a couple hundred newpix on the thread of Time. But that's a good thing. Trust me, I've read it all.
And finally, we might have a little problem:
Angelastic wrote: BlitzGirl wrote:
Angelastic wrote:If there is a downturn in discussion, at least BlitzGirl will get here sooner. And what will we do then? I suggest we destroy the moon.
Why destroy the moon? I'm sure we can find a better use for it than destruction...
The moon might cause tides that destroy sandcastles! But you're right. Maybe we should shine lasers on it and use it to light up the sky.
Oh Randall. Is The Fading
all my fault? Turn off the lasers! Abort! Abort!TL;DR - I was too out of breath from sprinting through the Thread of Time to chat, even through signposts! But I'm almost there!
...I would say, Onward! but I really need a break right now
. I'm currently under 20 newpages away from the Present, though, so I hope to see you all soon!