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Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 3:13 pm UTC
by StratPlayer
HAL9000 wrote:...and I'm adding more to the conversation than if I were still multiple pages behind.


[joking] Uhhh... Well, that's debatable. [/joking]

:lol:


ETA: Whoops. Sorry for the serial post. Tried to delete it, but another post came afterwards too quickly. That's what I get for being a smart-ass. :wink:

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 3:13 pm UTC
by k.bookbinder
ucim wrote:Nice to see some wildlife in the new world. I wonder if they brought fishing poles.

Jose


As we have not seen them carrying such poles, then if they did, in fact, bring fishing poles, their bags, we may assume, are bags of holding?

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 3:16 pm UTC
by Febrion
k.bookbinder wrote:
ucim wrote:Nice to see some wildlife in the new world. I wonder if they brought fishing poles.

Jose


As we have not seen them carrying such poles, then if they did, in fact, bring fishing poles, their bags, we may assume, are bags of holding?

Or just plain old hammerspace...1

1I was going to supply the tvtropes link, but that would just be mean
edit: holy typos batman!

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 3:18 pm UTC
by StratPlayer
Febrion wrote:
k.bookbinder wrote:
ucim wrote:Nice to see some wildlife in the new world. I wonder if they brought fishing poles.

Jose


As we have not seen them carrying such poles, then if they did, in fact, bring fishing poles, their bags, we may assume, are bags of holding?

Or just plain old hammerspace...


U Can't Touch This???


Oh, wait... Damn... Mixed them up again...

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 3:19 pm UTC
by Valarya
htom wrote:
Valarya wrote:AND.... in honor of the latest newpix. I present the OTT with a commemorative tree cupcake:
Spoiler:
Image

Oh, my. Are there directions for making the tree?

I can't tell if this is a serious question or some sort of vague vagueness... so I'll just tell you how to make the tree. :P It's pretty simple; you just need parchment paper and melted colored chocolate. Just drizzle the chocolate in whatever shape you want on the parchment paper (on a flat surface) and let it cool/harden. It'll peel off the parchment easily and you can stabby stab it into the cupcake!

BlitzGirl wrote:<snip>
Instead of one seaish cake, how about 400 riverish cupcakes?
Spoiler:
Image
(Don't worry, they aren't all vanilla.)

Oh no you didn't..
Image


buffygirl wrote:And <3 to ALL of you! MWAH!

For you:
Spoiler:
Image

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 3:20 pm UTC
by Flotter
XonqNopp wrote:WWWWWWWWOOOOONNNNNNGGGG!!
Spoiler:
Image

AAAAARGH! My ears! Did it have to be so loud?

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 3:22 pm UTC
by Dracomax
k.bookbinder wrote:
ucim wrote:Nice to see some wildlife in the new world. I wonder if they brought fishing poles.

Jose


As we have not seen them carrying such poles, then if they did, in fact, bring fishing poles, their bags, we may assume, are bags of holding?

and presumably, since bags of holding have no atmosphere inside, the Poles are quite dead.

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 3:23 pm UTC
by Ebonite
Dracomax wrote:
jjjdavidson wrote:Old Farts and First Computers: My first programming experience was on a Texas Instruments TI-58 calculator my parents bought me as a high school graduation present. Wikipedia says it was "Turing-complete," so I guess that counts.

I had a c64, and we had to program uphill in the snow, both ways just to run a simple program.


I first learned FORTRAN programming in college on my university's IBM 360 mainframe. Back then, we used punch cards to run batch programs, and waited around 5-10 minutes (depending on how busy they were) before we got our results back on a printout. You could recognize a beginner because they carried their card decks in their hands, usually held together with a rubber band; "real" programmers had programs that filled a whole box of cards.

When the department faculty discovered I was really good at programming, I got welcomed into the "inner circle", and was granted access to the "Time-Sharing Facility". That meant I was issued a special account where I could actually use one of the console terminals, write programs in BASIC, and store them on a disk drive somewhere instead of using punch cards!

I've since had access to an incredibly wide variety of computers throughout college and graduate school, so I never really had any pressing need to buy one of my own. The coolest one was a Xerox 1108 Lisp workstation that was assigned to me for my dissertation research; it had windows, menus, and a mouse long before Microsoft and Apple introduced those features to the general public.

I finally caved and bought a "skinny Mac" - the original 128K Apple Macintosh - when it came out, to use partly as a dialup terminal and partly as a word processor. I ended up buying the development kit and learning how to program it as well, although I never really got into it. . .about the only interesting thing I ever wrote for the Mac was a text-based adventure game (in the spirit of "Adventure" or "Zork") for my friends to play, where they had to figure out how to find and rescue a female friend from the rubble of our severely trashed dormitory building and escape before the police arrived. :D

In case you haven't figured it out yet, I'm old enough where, in 1999, the company I work for put me on a special "on call" list for Y2K because I actually know COBOL. :D

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 3:25 pm UTC
by Febrion
StratPlayer wrote:
Febrion wrote:
k.bookbinder wrote:
ucim wrote:Nice to see some wildlife in the new world. I wonder if they brought fishing poles.

Jose


As we have not seen them carrying such poles, then if they did, in fact, bring fishing poles, their bags, we may assume, are bags of holding?

Or just plain old hammerspace...


U Can't Touch This???


Oh, wait... Damn... Mixed them up again...

FTFY

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 3:30 pm UTC
by StratPlayer
Febrion wrote:
StratPlayer wrote:
Febrion wrote:
k.bookbinder wrote:
ucim wrote:Nice to see some wildlife in the new world. I wonder if they brought fishing poles.

Jose


As we have not seen them carrying such poles, then if they did, in fact, bring fishing poles, their bags, we may assume, are bags of holding?

Or just plain old hammerspace...


U Can't Touch This???


Oh, wait... Damn... Mixed them up again...

FTFY


:lol:

Great comic I hadn't seen in a long time. But the problem with that girl is that every time you try to make a move, she of course says...

U Can't Touch This!

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 3:37 pm UTC
by ucim
StratPlayer wrote:But the problem with that girl is that every time you try to make a move, she of course says...
Wait for it?

Jose

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 3:38 pm UTC
by BlitzGirl
:lol: Jose, you must have read my mind.

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 3:39 pm UTC
by Febrion
ucim wrote:
StratPlayer wrote:But the problem with that girl is that every time you try to make a move, she of course says...
Wait for it?

Jose

Someone in this thread wrote:It's all connected

edit: yes, I know who, intentional subtlety here

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 3:45 pm UTC
by BlitzGirl
StratPlayer wrote:
Febrion wrote:FTFY


:lol:

Great comic I hadn't seen in a long time. <snip>

*flips back to newpage 462*

My Randall, that was over two wips ago. I guess that does count as a long Time!

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 3:45 pm UTC
by Valarya
I can't believe I missed the molpy and the new slogan about the tree¹.

Come back sweet molpy
Cuegan and I missed you whilst
we all coma'd on. :cry:

¹ : which is neat

BlitzGirl wrote:Eggo my Lego and pass the semencoffeecancer! Image


Do you take syrup with that? :mrgreen:

Image

And *claps* for ChronosDragon for that lovely bit of noir!

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 3:53 pm UTC
by BlitzGirl
Yummy! Please accept this smiley as payment, and as apology for my rogue posting of 400 cupcakes earlier:Image


---Edit from the future: This smiley sadly has now disappeared. It was the unhatted version of this smiley: Image
---Second edit from the future: Smiley has been rescued via time travel courtesy of the Wayback Machine: Image

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 3:55 pm UTC
by pelrigg
Valarya wrote:I can't believe I missed the molpy and the new slogan about the tree¹.

Come back sweet molpy
Cuegan and I missed you whilst
we all coma'd on. :cry:

¹ : which is neat

BlitzGirl wrote:Eggo my Lego and pass the semencoffeecancer! Image


Do you take syrup with that? :mrgreen:

Image

And *claps* for ChronosDragon for that lovely bit of noir!


Valarya; you and wonderful (and suspiciously timely {er...Timely}) cupcakes. *enthusiastic claps*
Do work in a bakery, or just have a well-stocked kitchen (with multitudes of unfrosted goodies about)?

I add my noir *claps* for CronosDragon....

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 3:56 pm UTC
by Valarya
BlitzGirl wrote:Yummy! Please accept this smiley as payment, and as apology for my rogue posting of 400 cupcakes earlier:
Image


This is the best emote I have ever seen (though cupcakes are 100% free around here). If only it was wearing a molpy hat, I might never use another smiley ever again. Who can make a molpy hat for this .gif?

Also, after my mini-blitz I didn't see anyone post the OtherComic!

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 3:59 pm UTC
by HES
Image

MWAH!
Spoiler:
ChronosDragon wrote:
HAL9000 wrote:
slinches wrote:
HAL9000 wrote:
buffygirl wrote:<snip>
And <3 to ALL of you! MWAH!

I always read that "MWAH!" as the start of an evil laugh. I think this reflects on the workings of my mind somehow...

I'm confused? I thought that meant buffygirl was in the process of karate chopping whoever she's addressing.

I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be blowing us all a kiss.


Maybe it's an evil laugh karate-chop kiss. I wouldn't put it past her.


To be fair, who among us isn't mad to the point of evil at this stage?

BlitzGirl, lmjb1964, spamjam, slinches, puns murder motive
Spoiler:
BlitzGirl wrote:spoiler
spoiler
spoiler
spoiler
spoiler

Is this punishment for something?

lmjb1964 wrote:You guys are posting too much cool stuff, and too many awfulesome puns.

awfulesome is my new favourite non-word

spamjam wrote:
slinches wrote:Pointlessly pontificating plant puns plainly penalizes people preferring primly proper posts

Sweet Peas!

FTFY

BlitzGirl, mscha, JeromeWest, CSI trickery
Spoiler:
BlitzGirl wrote:
JeromeWest wrote:
mscha wrote:Magnification doesn't help much, it's just a handful of pixels:
Image


Don't just stand there... enhance!

ENHANCE!

Image

Love this! There was some film where the entire plot relied on an image enhancement at the beginning, where they turned CCTV into a 3D image, rotated it, and noticed a bulge is someone's bag on the far side of the camera's view. I stopped watching at that point

Valarya and childhood, and Eternal Destiny and overdue video games
Spoiler:
Valarya wrote:
HES wrote:
Opiboble wrote:
Valarya wrote:
Opiboble wrote:Makes me sad that all my old toys are boxed up in my closet, cant wait to have kids so they can come out and play again.

<snip>As a child of the 80s, and also a mom, it's so cool to see my daughter play with my old stuff. ;)

Yup, I have tons and tons of legos, the original die-cast Thomas the Tank Engine, along with the wooden collections, toy cars up the wazoo, 3 telescopes, .5miles of HO scale model train tracks, 5 train engines to go with it, and the list goes on and on, and on...

An excuse to play with Lego is the only reason I want kids.


I had legos written out when I was talking about "my old stuff" up there, but just whittled it all down. But it's awesome you both brought up legos. She now has my Lego Briefcase full of all my old pieces. :D It was also extremely exciting to see the carebears and popples come out of the boxes. I'm such a girl.

Plus, toys these days are utter, utter crap

Eternal Density wrote:And Mister Spinny was my favourite sawblade the first time I played through Ravenholm in HalfLife2.

Which will we see first? Half Life 3 or the end of Time?

Image

Not that we weren't already, but GLR has now guaranteed that every newpix will be met with scrutinous scrutiny for molpy, raptors, tides.....
Now, alas, I have much outsider work to be doing :(

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 4:00 pm UTC
by Opiboble
Valarya wrote:I can't believe I missed the molpy and the new slogan about the tree¹.

Come back sweet molpy
Cuegan and I missed you whilst
we all coma'd on. :cry:

¹ : which is neat

BlitzGirl wrote:Eggo my Lego and pass the semencoffeecancer! Image


Do you take syrup with that? :mrgreen:

Image

And *claps* for ChronosDragon for that lovely bit of noir!

Man, now I want waffles...

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 4:00 pm UTC
by pelrigg
Did I hear something? Other than Ong?
Image

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 4:01 pm UTC
by Exodies
ucim wrote:
Spoiler:
@ChronosDragon - Wonderful, from the first words to what is yet to come! I will eagerly wait for it.

tman2nd wrote:Again! I hope this [auto-update time.png] doesn't get bumped anymore. Mojacardave? If you're there, could you fix this?
It gets bumped at least once more, so needs to be fixed at least twice. Calling all cars! Calling all cars!

Nice to see some wildlife in the new world.
I wonder if they brought fishing poles.

Jose

Or rods or perches (re the discussions of units)

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 4:02 pm UTC
by HES
Ninjad

Why is there a tilde under his armpit? Movement, odour, or creature?

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 4:02 pm UTC
by Valarya
Is Cueball scratching himself? Maybe he got some itchy vegetation all up in his shirt (there's a shirt there, you just can't see it.)

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 4:05 pm UTC
by Exodies
StratPlayer wrote:
HAL9000 wrote:...and I'm adding more to the conversation than if I were still multiple pages behind.


[joking] Uhhh... Well, that's debatable. [/joking]

:lol:


ETA: Whoops. Sorry for the serial post. Tried to delete it, but another post came afterwards too quickly. That's what I get for being a smart-ass. :wink:

I don't think there is anyone here who gives a molpy's snout about serial posts; but if there is, identify yourself and we can request the comfy chair.

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 4:09 pm UTC
by BlitzGirl
A comfy chair sounds like just the thing for a smarting ass.

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 4:09 pm UTC
by HES
Exodies wrote:
StratPlayer wrote:ETA: Whoops. Sorry for the serial post. Tried to delete it, but another post came afterwards too quickly. That's what I get for being a smart-ass. :wink:

I don't think there is anyone here who gives a molpy's snout about serial posts; but if there is, identify yourself and we can request the comfy chair.

serial serial posts, I do object to. Should the guilty be dunked in cornflakes?

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 4:11 pm UTC
by StratPlayer
BlitzGirl wrote:
StratPlayer wrote:
Febrion wrote:FTFY


:lol:

Great comic I hadn't seen in a long time. <snip>

*flips back to newpage 462*

My Randall, that was over two wips ago. I guess that does count as a long Time!


Uhhh... Yeah. That's what I meant. Sure. Absolutely.

Because I would never be so rude as to just see the word "image", shrug it off as yet another image I can't see from work, and then not bother to click on the "Obligatory" link. Heaven Randall forbid!!!

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 4:14 pm UTC
by BlitzGirl
Well, mustard. Filters are my new worst enemy. Here you go:
Spoiler:
HammerSlide.png
HammerSlide.png (4.21 KiB) Viewed 13615 times

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 4:15 pm UTC
by StratPlayer
Opiboble wrote:
Spoiler:
Valarya wrote:I can't believe I missed the molpy and the new slogan about the tree¹.

Come back sweet molpy
Cuegan and I missed you whilst
we all coma'd on. :cry:

¹ : which is neat

BlitzGirl wrote:Eggo my Lego and pass the semencoffeecancer! Image


Do you take syrup with that? :mrgreen:

Image

And *claps* for ChronosDragon for that lovely bit of noir!

Man, now I want waffles...


Yes, you do. Or not. Well, maybe. But, yes! Er, no! Possibly. Or definitely not, I think. But, still -- perhaps...

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 4:19 pm UTC
by Opiboble
BlitzGirl wrote:A comfy chair sounds like just the thing for a smarting ass.


Clever girl...

StratPlayer wrote:
Opiboble wrote:
Spoiler:
Valarya wrote:I can't believe I missed the molpy and the new slogan about the tree¹.

Come back sweet molpy
Cuegan and I missed you whilst
we all coma'd on. :cry:

¹ : which is neat

BlitzGirl wrote:Eggo my Lego and pass the semencoffeecancer! Image


Do you take syrup with that? :mrgreen:

Image

And *claps* for ChronosDragon for that lovely bit of noir!

Man, now I want waffles...


Yes, you do. Or not. Well, maybe. But, yes! Er, no! Possibly. Or definitely not, I think. But, still -- perhaps...


They have to be chocolate chip ones though.

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 4:21 pm UTC
by Dracomax
Opiboble wrote:
BlitzGirl wrote:A comfy chair sounds like just the thing for a smarting ass.


Clever girl...

StratPlayer wrote:
Opiboble wrote:
Spoiler:
Valarya wrote:I can't believe I missed the molpy and the new slogan about the tree¹.

Come back sweet molpy
Cuegan and I missed you whilst
we all coma'd on. :cry:

¹ : which is neat

BlitzGirl wrote:Eggo my Lego and pass the semencoffeecancer! Image


Do you take syrup with that? :mrgreen:

Image

And *claps* for ChronosDragon for that lovely bit of noir!

Man, now I want waffles...


Yes, you do. Or not. Well, maybe. But, yes! Er, no! Possibly. Or definitely not, I think. But, still -- perhaps...


They have to be chocolate chip ones though.
Blueberry are good, too.

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 4:22 pm UTC
by StratPlayer
BlitzGirl wrote:Well, mustard. Filters are my new worst enemy. Here you go:
Spoiler:
HammerSlide.png


:D Funny!!!

And thanks!

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 4:22 pm UTC
by Kieryn
Ebonite wrote:
Dracomax wrote:
jjjdavidson wrote:Old Farts and First Computers: My first programming experience was on a Texas Instruments TI-58 calculator my parents bought me as a high school graduation present. Wikipedia says it was "Turing-complete," so I guess that counts.

I had a c64, and we had to program uphill in the snow, both ways just to run a simple program.


I first learned FORTRAN programming in college on my university's IBM 360 mainframe. Back then, we used punch cards to run batch programs, and waited around 5-10 minutes (depending on how busy they were) before we got our results back on a printout. You could recognize a beginner because they carried their card decks in their hands, usually held together with a rubber band; "real" programmers had programs that filled a whole box of cards.

When the department faculty discovered I was really good at programming, I got welcomed into the "inner circle", and was granted access to the "Time-Sharing Facility". That meant I was issued a special account where I could actually use one of the console terminals, write programs in BASIC, and store them on a disk drive somewhere instead of using punch cards!

I've since had access to an incredibly wide variety of computers throughout college and graduate school, so I never really had any pressing need to buy one of my own. The coolest one was a Xerox 1108 Lisp workstation that was assigned to me for my dissertation research; it had windows, menus, and a mouse long before Microsoft and Apple introduced those features to the general public.

I finally caved and bought a "skinny Mac" - the original 128K Apple Macintosh - when it came out, to use partly as a dialup terminal and partly as a word processor. I ended up buying the development kit and learning how to program it as well, although I never really got into it. . .about the only interesting thing I ever wrote for the Mac was a text-based adventure game (in the spirit of "Adventure" or "Zork") for my friends to play, where they had to figure out how to find and rescue a female friend from the rubble of our severely trashed dormitory building and escape before the police arrived. :D

In case you haven't figured it out yet, I'm old enough where, in 1999, the company I work for put me on a special "on call" list for Y2K because I actually know COBOL. :D


FORTRAN? COBAL? Luxury! We used to dream of programming at that level. When I were a lad we had to assembly code using nothing but a football field covered in mastermind boards.
And after we'd finished, if we had but one yellow peg out of place, our dad would beat us with old newspapers and lecture us for several weeks about Ada Lovelace and send us to bed with no supper.

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 4:24 pm UTC
by Whizbang
HES wrote:
Spoiler:
BlitzGirl, mscha, JeromeWest, CSI trickery
[spoiler]
BlitzGirl wrote:
JeromeWest wrote:
mscha wrote:Magnification doesn't help much, it's just a handful of pixels:
Image


Don't just stand there... enhance!

ENHANCE!

Image

Love this! There was some film where the entire plot relied on an image enhancement at the beginning, where they turned CCTV into a 3D image, rotated it, and noticed a bulge is someone's bag on the far side of the camera's view. I stopped watching at that point

"Enemy of the State" with Will Smith and Jean Hackman. Yeah, that moment nearly ruined the movie for me too. I consoled myself by watching the underwear models/saleswomen during that scene.

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 4:24 pm UTC
by Exodies
I was going to explain why the cow stories were funny.
Here's one of them
Spoiler:
A cow goes into a pharmacy and asks for a loaf of black bread. The pharmacist says "I'm sorry, we only have white bread". Says the cow "doesn't matter, I came on my bike"

If you didn't laugh, consider this:
You accepted a cow going into a pharmacy
You accepted a cow talking
You accepted the possibility of buying bread in a pharmacy
You accepted that being on your bike was a suitable reason for not minding having white bread when you wanted black

Yet you can't accept that this is a joke.
That is mind boggling and that's what makes it funny.

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 4:25 pm UTC
by Opiboble
Dracomax wrote:
Opiboble wrote:
BlitzGirl wrote:A comfy chair sounds like just the thing for a smarting ass.


Clever girl...

StratPlayer wrote:
Opiboble wrote:
Spoiler:
Valarya wrote:I can't believe I missed the molpy and the new slogan about the tree¹.

Come back sweet molpy
Cuegan and I missed you whilst
we all coma'd on. :cry:

¹ : which is neat

BlitzGirl wrote:Eggo my Lego and pass the semencoffeecancer! Image


Do you take syrup with that? :mrgreen:

Image

And *claps* for ChronosDragon for that lovely bit of noir!

Man, now I want waffles...


Yes, you do. Or not. Well, maybe. But, yes! Er, no! Possibly. Or definitely not, I think. But, still -- perhaps...


They have to be chocolate chip ones though.
Blueberry are good, too.

Not much of a berry person :/ Sorry. Plain buttermilk waffles are the best, with Mrs. Butterworth syrup!

edit: also I am #8! here

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 4:27 pm UTC
by StratPlayer
Kieryn wrote:
Spoiler:
Ebonite wrote:
Dracomax wrote:
jjjdavidson wrote:Old Farts and First Computers: My first programming experience was on a Texas Instruments TI-58 calculator my parents bought me as a high school graduation present. Wikipedia says it was "Turing-complete," so I guess that counts.

I had a c64, and we had to program uphill in the snow, both ways just to run a simple program.


I first learned FORTRAN programming in college on my university's IBM 360 mainframe. Back then, we used punch cards to run batch programs, and waited around 5-10 minutes (depending on how busy they were) before we got our results back on a printout. You could recognize a beginner because they carried their card decks in their hands, usually held together with a rubber band; "real" programmers had programs that filled a whole box of cards.

When the department faculty discovered I was really good at programming, I got welcomed into the "inner circle", and was granted access to the "Time-Sharing Facility". That meant I was issued a special account where I could actually use one of the console terminals, write programs in BASIC, and store them on a disk drive somewhere instead of using punch cards!

I've since had access to an incredibly wide variety of computers throughout college and graduate school, so I never really had any pressing need to buy one of my own. The coolest one was a Xerox 1108 Lisp workstation that was assigned to me for my dissertation research; it had windows, menus, and a mouse long before Microsoft and Apple introduced those features to the general public.

I finally caved and bought a "skinny Mac" - the original 128K Apple Macintosh - when it came out, to use partly as a dialup terminal and partly as a word processor. I ended up buying the development kit and learning how to program it as well, although I never really got into it. . .about the only interesting thing I ever wrote for the Mac was a text-based adventure game (in the spirit of "Adventure" or "Zork") for my friends to play, where they had to figure out how to find and rescue a female friend from the rubble of our severely trashed dormitory building and escape before the police arrived. :D

In case you haven't figured it out yet, I'm old enough where, in 1999, the company I work for put me on a special "on call" list for Y2K because I actually know COBOL. :D


FORTRAN? COBAL? Luxury! We used to dream of programming at that level. When I were a lad we had to assembly code using nothing but a football field covered in mastermind boards.
And after we'd finished, if we had but one yellow peg out of place, our dad would beat us with old newspapers and lecture us for several weeks about Ada Lovelace and send us to bed with no supper.


Mastermind boards!?!? You were pampered and coddled!! All we had were bare bits we had to carry by hand. Big rusty things the size of cannonballs, they were, and if we so much as whimpered, we were beaten with cobalt rods and sent to live in Siberia, and we were still expected to make the cannonballs compile while we were gone, using carrier pigeons!

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 4:31 pm UTC
by BlitzGirl
Waffles waffles waffles, yummy! I love them all!
Image

Kieryn wrote:...old newspapers...

Newspapers...what are those, again? And if they're new spapers, how can they also be old?

Sounds like they would only be useful to oxy morons...or perhaps members of the Western Paradox Church. Of which I am the Patriarch. Or not. But maybe I am, though others have taken that title. No, that's silly. Sillier than being a female Patriarch? Yes. No. (Told ya I love waffles...)
Oh, and I'm Mome again! Faiths of Time unite! Or not! Image

Re: 1190: "Time"

Posted: Wed May 15, 2013 4:32 pm UTC
by jetpac
I return from my coma/ketchup to find that BuffyGirl said she'd make me a hat! Joy and exultation! *scampers off to PM buffygirl*