1257: "Monster"

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Re: 1257: "Monster"

da Doctah wrote:Select amount of fun (each line is twice as much fun as the line preceding):
• a gallon of monkeys
• a firkin of monkeys
• a kilderkin of monkeys
• a barrel of monkeys
• a butt of monkeys
• a tun of monkeys

Wait, so there's only 8 gallons of monkeys in a barrel of monkeys? That can't be right.
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Re: 1257: "Monster"

da Doctah wrote:Select amount of fun (each line is twice as much fun as the line preceding):
• a gallon of monkeys
• a firkin of monkeys
• a kilderkin of monkeys
• a barrel of monkeys
• a butt of monkeys
• a tun of monkeys

Wait, so there's only 8 gallons of monkeys in a barrel of monkeys? That can't be right.

Yes, gallon-to-firkin is 9x, barrel-to-hogshead is 1.5x. The rest are 2x. There are 36 imperial gallons in a barrel, if you mean a brewery barrel. Which is different than an oil barrel or a wine barrel.

From this, we can surmise that the amount of fun in a volume of monkeys is nonlinear. I would have expected an inflection point, though, as a "butt" of monkeys is clearly more fun than the rest. (Or was that "more funny"?)

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Re: 1257: "Monster"

Mikeski wrote:
Diadem wrote:Wait, so there's only 8 gallons of monkeys in a barrel of monkeys? That can't be right.

Yes, gallon-to-firkin is 9x, barrel-to-hogshead is 1.5x. The rest are 2x. There are 36 imperial gallons in a barrel, if you mean a brewery barrel. Which is different than an oil barrel or a wine barrel.

From this, we can surmise that the amount of fun in a volume of monkeys is nonlinear
Wolfram|Alpha seeks to mislead me. It says there are 7.875 US gallons in a firkin, or 6.768 dry gallons.

The latter seems applicable, as wet monkeys may be expected to be rather less fun.

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Re: 1257: "Monster"

Kit. wrote:
Barstro wrote:Let's see.

A cheetah's top speed is 120 kph (33.3 m/s) (EDIT: I think I have the correct figure now)
A blue whale has a mass of 170,000 kilograms

Momentum is P=20,400,000 5,666,667. I have no idea what that translates into. Anyone have a good comparison?

However, with the mass of a blue whale, but three times as long, it's density seems pretty low. Unless, of course, it has a very narrow cross-section.

When I started to read it, I thought that the "monster" was actually a railroad train. A BART-like train with about 5 cars fits the characteristics pretty well... although its intelligence and its effect on the area might be a bit exaggerated.

First time I saw it, I thought they were in a war room of sorts running through simulations of an attack on Syria.
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Re: 1257: "Monster"

Mikeski wrote:
da Doctah wrote:Select amount of fun (each line is twice as much fun as the line preceding):
• a gallon of monkeys
• a firkin of monkeys
• a kilderkin of monkeys
• a barrel of monkeys
• a butt of monkeys
• a tun of monkeys

Wait, so there's only 8 gallons of monkeys in a barrel of monkeys? That can't be right.

Yes, gallon-to-firkin is 9x, barrel-to-hogshead is 1.5x. The rest are 2x. There are 36 imperial gallons in a barrel, if you mean a brewery barrel. Which is different than an oil barrel or a wine barrel.

From this, we can surmise that the amount of fun in a volume of monkeys is nonlinear. I would have expected an inflection point, though, as a "butt" of monkeys is clearly more fun than the rest. (Or was that "more funny"?)

It has been suggested that 'wet' monkeys are less fun.
I disagree. 'Wet' monkeys might be the most fun.
A Butt Tun of 'wet' monkeys sounds like a Butt Tun of fun, to me.

That is too much monkey for one person to handle, alone.
To be alone with a Butt Tun of 'wet' monkeys holding one dry warm towel
may cross the line from fun to dangerous.

Where are these monkeys?
Let's get them wet and take notes.

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Monkeys are hair pullers. Short hair makes monkeys more fun, for me.

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Those little people have that wild monkey strength.

A little monkey looks like a sweet little kitten.
That animal is smart and strong. Monkeys are not good at catching a ball.
I Win, again! Don't let the monkey know it is a loser.

It will kick your ass. Monkeys are like that.
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