1565: "Back Seat"

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1565: "Back Seat"

Postby Dr What » Mon Aug 17, 2015 6:06 am UTC

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title="Hang on, let me scare the live raccoon over to the same side of the dead one."

If it's an opossum, first you have to figure out if it's alive or dead, I guess?

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Re: 1565: "Back Seat"

Postby Flumble » Mon Aug 17, 2015 9:09 am UTC

How is this a protip?

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Re: 1565: "Back Seat"

Postby Neil_Boekend » Mon Aug 17, 2015 9:12 am UTC

It gives you time to make up an excuse.
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Re: 1565: "Back Seat"

Postby Quicksilver » Mon Aug 17, 2015 9:17 am UTC

People think I'm a serial killer, so whenever I say this, they think I'm getting bodies out of the car.

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Re: 1565: "Back Seat"

Postby Eternal Density » Mon Aug 17, 2015 11:07 am UTC

I'm the one who said my car was messy to avoid having to drive co-workers to lunches and such.
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Re: 1565: "Back Seat"

Postby Anti Spiral » Mon Aug 17, 2015 11:46 am UTC

My car is a mess. When I give people a ride they have to put stuff on the back seats because the boot is always full up of stuff that I never take out the car.

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Re: 1565: "Back Seat"

Postby Whizbang » Mon Aug 17, 2015 12:28 pm UTC

There is a reason my car is nicknamed "Captain Stinky".

Though since I got a new (used) car, I have been much better at keeping it clean.

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Re: 1565: "Back Seat"

Postby Neil_Boekend » Mon Aug 17, 2015 12:34 pm UTC

My bike has quite a lot of luggage space but I keep it neat. Only the stuff I need.
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Re: 1565: "Back Seat"

Postby cellocgw » Mon Aug 17, 2015 1:42 pm UTC

My Maserati does 185...
You can't ride in the back seat 'cause there isn't one. (worst attempt at rewording a song ever)
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Re: 1565: "Back Seat"

Postby chris857 » Mon Aug 17, 2015 1:49 pm UTC

cellocgw wrote:My Maserati does 185...
You can't ride in the back seat 'cause there isn't one. (worst attempt at rewording a song ever)


My Maserati does 185
There is no back seat, you cannot ride

(Here's a better one)

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Re: 1565: "Back Seat"

Postby orthogon » Mon Aug 17, 2015 2:47 pm UTC

cellocgw wrote:My Maserati does 185...
You can't ride in the back seat 'cause there isn't one.

The raccoon ate it?
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Re: 1565: "Back Seat"

Postby Eshru » Mon Aug 17, 2015 3:46 pm UTC

A month ago this was me, but I got a new to me car and I'll keep it clean for ~5 years.

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Re: 1565: "Back Seat"

Postby keithl » Mon Aug 17, 2015 3:53 pm UTC

Decaying racoon? That's harsh. My racoon is often disheveled, but that's because he's always getting into the car's liquor cabinet. He's finally become friends with the bobcat that came in the package from Randall. They found a station on the car radio that they both like. Warning: If you ride with me, don't touch that dial.

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Re: 1565: "Back Seat"

Postby Tungsten » Mon Aug 17, 2015 4:51 pm UTC

Is that a Citroën?

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Re: 1565: "Back Seat"

Postby peewee_RotA » Mon Aug 17, 2015 4:59 pm UTC

Hang on, let me scare the live raccoon over to the same side of the dead one.


Hang on, Randal just has to clear a few things out of his grammar.
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Re: 1565: "Back Seat"

Postby addams » Tue Aug 18, 2015 5:23 am UTC

This is a comic I can relate to.
I had a Dead Rat in my car.

As if that were not bad enough;
During the same period, I slammed on my brakes with the back seats not clicked into place and
ten to twenty gallons of dry beach sand behind the backs seats. The back seats laid down and...

The sand followed the laws of physics.
A lot of that sand became airborne inside the car.

So much mess so fast.
As I was scooping the sand out of the car and exhuming my things;

I thought,
"The people that had the fender bender I braked to avoid
are not as inconvenienced by their accident as I am."
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Re: 1565: "Back Seat"

Postby Qaanol » Tue Aug 18, 2015 5:42 pm UTC

FYI the title text is fixed now.

chris857 wrote:My Maserati does 185
There is no back seat, you cannot ride

I keep my raccoons on different sides
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Re: 1565: "Back Seat"

Postby keithl » Wed Aug 19, 2015 6:48 am UTC

Yesterday, a racoon cleared out of our back yard. We harvested our grapes the day before, and the racoon had been eating the lower clusters. Protip: if you don't want racoons in your car, don't grow grape vines in it.

My crazy friends in Sacramento keep Rockoons in their cars. Those don't decay, but the solid fuel exhaust stinks to high heaven.

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Re: 1565: "Back Seat"

Postby RogueCynic » Thu Aug 20, 2015 4:04 am UTC

chris857 wrote:
cellocgw wrote:My Maserati does 185...
You can't ride in the back seat 'cause there isn't one. (worst attempt at rewording a song ever)


My Maserati does 185
There is no back seat, you cannot ride

(Here's a better one)


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Re: 1565: "Back Seat"

Postby SirTripalot » Tue Aug 25, 2015 3:38 am UTC

I'm sure Mr. Monroe meant this as hyperbole, but my sister has animal skulls in the back of her van.
She is always careful to put her decaying carcasses in sealed buckets so that her car doesn't smell, though.

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Re: 1565: "Back Seat"

Postby PinkShinyRose » Wed Aug 26, 2015 6:10 pm UTC

cellocgw wrote:My Maserati does 185...
You can't ride in the back seat 'cause there isn't one. (worst attempt at rewording a song ever)

Without mentioning units this doesn't really sound very impressive, apart from the brand maybe.


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