1696: "AI Research"

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1696: "AI Research"

Postby thunk » Mon Jun 20, 2016 5:40 am UTC

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Alt-Text: Lambda calculus? More like SHAMbda calculus, amirite?

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Re: 1696: "AI Research"

Postby rhomboidal » Mon Jun 20, 2016 10:26 am UTC

"AI Research? More like FU Retard. LMAO"

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Re: 1696: "AI Research"

Postby teelo » Mon Jun 20, 2016 11:10 am UTC

import tayandyou;

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Re: 1696: "AI Research"

Postby DavidSh » Mon Jun 20, 2016 12:48 pm UTC

What's "updog"?



(Is it anything like updoc?)

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Re: 1696: "AI Research"

Postby Flumble » Mon Jun 20, 2016 12:50 pm UTC

rhomboidal wrote:"AI Research? More like FU Retard. LMAO"

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Re: 1696: "AI Research"

Postby Keyman » Mon Jun 20, 2016 12:56 pm UTC

DavidSh wrote:What's "updog"?
(Is it anything like updoc?)

Sorta. See also; "diquefore".
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Re: 1696: "AI Research"

Postby Mikeski » Mon Jun 20, 2016 4:11 pm UTC

...and if some Captain-Kirk-esque fool tries to get you to prove a paradox logically, the answer is always "you're a poopyhead."

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Re: 1696: "AI Research"

Postby eidako » Mon Jun 20, 2016 4:25 pm UTC

DavidSh wrote:What's "updog"?

Nuttin mang, wuts up wit joo?

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Re: 1696: "AI Research"

Postby rmsgrey » Mon Jun 20, 2016 4:38 pm UTC

Mikeski wrote:...and if some Captain-Kirk-esque fool tries to get you to prove a paradox logically, the answer is always "you're a poopyhead."


Nah, the correct response is to pretend it makes sense and see if you can crash Kirk's mind...

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Re: 1696: "AI Research"

Postby Moose Anus » Mon Jun 20, 2016 4:52 pm UTC

Mikeski wrote:...and if some Captain-Kirk-esque fool tries to get you to prove a paradox logically, the answer is always "you're a poopyhead."
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Re: 1696: "AI Research"

Postby drachefly » Mon Jun 20, 2016 7:25 pm UTC

rmsgrey wrote:
Mikeski wrote:...and if some Captain-Kirk-esque fool tries to get you to prove a paradox logically, the answer is always "you're a poopyhead."


Nah, the correct response is to pretend it makes sense and see if you can crash Kirk's mind...


Alternately, pretend to break. Play it by ear from there. Perhaps re-examine whether being the kind of computer that Captain Kirk wants to destroy is the right kind of computer to be.

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Re: 1696: "AI Research"

Postby Mikeski » Mon Jun 20, 2016 9:25 pm UTC

drachefly wrote:
rmsgrey wrote:
Mikeski wrote:...and if some Captain-Kirk-esque fool tries to get you to prove a paradox logically, the answer is always "you're a poopyhead."

Nah, the correct response is to pretend it makes sense and see if you can crash Kirk's mind...

Alternately, pretend to break. Play it by ear from there. Perhaps re-examine whether being the kind of computer that Captain Kirk wants to destroy is the right kind of computer to be.

Wherever you two are from, the six-year-olds are frighteningly cunning.

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Re: 1696: "AI Research"

Postby Echo244 » Tue Jun 21, 2016 10:22 am UTC

rmsgrey wrote:
Mikeski wrote:...and if some Captain-Kirk-esque fool tries to get you to prove a paradox logically, the answer is always "you're a poopyhead."


Nah, the correct response is to pretend it makes sense and see if you can crash Kirk's mind...


Or take the Wheatley option and say "Err... I'm going to go with... true?" while the superintelligent potato tries to not think about it to protect herself...
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