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1815: "Flag"

Postby squall_line » Fri Mar 24, 2017 2:34 pm UTC

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Title text: "There's a compromise bill to keep the notification bar but at least charge the battery."

But does the notification bar auto-shift to the short side of the flag when hung vertically instead of flown horizontally?

And only 3G? Not a country I would want to live in!

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Re: 1815: "Flag"

Postby Whizbang » Fri Mar 24, 2017 4:23 pm UTC

I give this flag three stars.

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Re: 1815: "Flag"

Postby ivnja » Fri Mar 24, 2017 4:38 pm UTC

That's not a bad flag. Little bit Costa Rican in its color scheme, which does also make it a little bit North Korean - the latter even has a star. Thailand is another with the stripes in red and blue with white between, although they have the red on the outsides rather than the inside. Belize does the same without any white, as does Cambodia. And then I guess it's also reminiscent of Cabo Verde, kind of. They have lots of little stars.

Randall's is the only one I saw with that color scheme done vertically, though.

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Re: 1815: "Flag"

Postby Mikeski » Fri Mar 24, 2017 5:07 pm UTC

It looks like the New York/California view of the USA, as a flag. Blue on the coasts, red in the middle, not to scale. Sort of like this classic New Yorker cover.

If this new nation goes isolationist, politically, does a little crescent-moon icon appear? And a little airplane if they really mean it?

What would the "alarm clock" icon mean?

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Re: 1815: "Flag"

Postby mfb » Fri Mar 24, 2017 5:25 pm UTC

The official time of the country shall be 5:48 PM.

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Re: 1815: "Flag"

Postby eran_rathan » Fri Mar 24, 2017 5:32 pm UTC

Mikeski wrote:It looks like the New York/California view of the USA, as a flag. Blue on the coasts, red in the middle, not to scale.


with great big white walls to divide them. :/
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Re: 1815: "Flag"

Postby jc » Fri Mar 24, 2017 5:39 pm UTC

squall_line wrote:Title text: "There's a compromise bill to keep the notification bar but at least charge the battery."


Maybe the "batter charge" value should be the percent of the population that voted for the current Fearless/Glorious/Whatever Leader in the last election.

But does the notification bar auto-shift to the short side of the flag when hung vertically instead of flown horizontally?


If it doesn't, the battery clearly needs charging.

And only 3G? Not a country I would want to live in!


That symbol should display the kind of service that has the strongest signal and is accepting connections at the flag's location. That way, people walking around a public space like a plaza could look at the visible flags, and walk to one that shows a kind of service that their phone can use.

With all these features, we could then say that flags actually have some value to the population, rather than just declaring which ruling clique controls that chunk of the landscape.

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Re: 1815: "Flag"

Postby Soupspoon » Fri Mar 24, 2017 5:44 pm UTC

We in the breakaway Democratic Republic Of* Southern Flagtopia (*And, Just Because It Says "Democratic Republic", It Doesn't Mean Our Government Is Hyper-Authoritarian Communist, Honest) wish to thoroughly distance ourselves from that unrepresentative Northernist flag, that reflects nothing of our own rich culture and heritage and independence of spirit and slavish adherence utter loyalty to the DROSFAJBISDRIDMOGIHACH and our own Radiant Leader.

In all international contexts (Olympics, Eurovision Song Contest, selfies featuring no fewer than two ducks in the act of photobombing) we demand that the following flag be used to differentiate our interests of the rogue Not South Flagtopian pigdogs:

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Re: 1815: "Flag"

Postby Sableagle » Fri Mar 24, 2017 6:19 pm UTC

It could be worse.

https://www.ted.com/talks/roman_mars_wh ... er_noticed

I mean even with the top bar from the phone, it's not all that bad.

mfb wrote:The official time of the country shall be 5:48 PM.

GMT - 6 hours and 12 minutes, to annoy everybody?

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Mikeski wrote:It looks like the New York/California view of the USA, as a flag. Blue on the coasts, red in the middle, not to scale.


with great big white walls to divide them. :/


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Re: 1815: "Flag"

Postby qvxb » Fri Mar 24, 2017 6:20 pm UTC

It's not a good design. Replace the center star with 50 stars. We are a nation composed of 50 little nations. Remove the outer stars and replace with other symbols, such as a snowflake and a dollar sign. The space above the stripes will be sold for advertising. Each flag can have a unique set of slogans. Twenty percent of the advertising revenue will go to the federal government and fund less important programs such as healthcare and education.

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Re: 1815: "Flag"

Postby Locoluis » Fri Mar 24, 2017 6:23 pm UTC

Doodling is not designing. The result of the design process should be a description of the flag's construction, a set of instructions which can be used to render or build the flag.

For example, if we use the width of the white bars as the unit:

Blue color: (insert color specification here)
Red color: (insert color specification here)
White color: Safe
Hoist: 9 units
Fly: 14 units
Hoist of the blue and red bars: 4 units
Hoist of the white bars: 1 unit
Height of the isosceles triangle that makes each one of the five points of the star: 1 unit
Distance between top of the flag and top of each star: 3 units

I might be wrong about the last one, but it seems that the star is neither centered vertically or inscribed in a circle that's vertically centered.
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Re: 1815: "Flag"

Postby chf2117 » Fri Mar 24, 2017 6:53 pm UTC

My biggest problem is that the flag is rasterized

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Re: 1815: "Flag"

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Mar 24, 2017 7:23 pm UTC

Can this be the official flag of the xkcd fandom now?
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Re: 1815: "Flag"

Postby somitomi » Fri Mar 24, 2017 10:28 pm UTC

flicky1991 wrote:Can this be the official flag of the xkcd fandom now?

Only if that official flag includes the text as well.
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Re: 1815: "Flag"

Postby rmsgrey » Fri Mar 24, 2017 11:04 pm UTC

What I want to know is what the flag manufacture process is - is it all printed now, or do they still stitch together different coloured fabrics?

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Re: 1815: "Flag"

Postby da Doctah » Sat Mar 25, 2017 1:11 am UTC

eran_rathan wrote:
Mikeski wrote:It looks like the New York/California view of the USA, as a flag. Blue on the coasts, red in the middle, not to scale.


with great big white walls to divide them. :/


Those white walls show some respect for heraldic tradition, in which you're not supposed to put color next to color, or metal next to metal, as the UK went to great trouble to maintain when they added the saltire of St Patrick to the previous Union Jack. Russia's current flag egregiously violates that principle.

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Re: 1815: "Flag"

Postby Eshru » Sat Mar 25, 2017 1:44 am UTC

Whizbang wrote:I give this flag three stars.

Three out of HOW MANY!?

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Re: 1815: "Flag"

Postby Mikeski » Sat Mar 25, 2017 3:34 am UTC

Eshru wrote:
Whizbang wrote:I give this flag three stars.

Three out of HOW MANY!?

Whizbang is from the USA, so three out of fifty, apparently. Pretty harsh. It would be better to be rated a three by someone from Australia (3/6) or Micronesia (3/4).

Still better than Morocco; a rating of three out of a possible one is hard to figure out.

I don't see another flag with three stars, so it can't be a perfect rating. There is one with three diamonds: St. Vincent and the Grenadines (who opened for Jimmy Buffett in '96, heck of a show). But I'm not sure if stars outrank diamonds... I assume clovers are the most important, given that Lucky is a leprechaun...

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Re: 1815: "Flag"

Postby dtilque » Sat Mar 25, 2017 3:46 am UTC

How about we allow the stars to be dynamically changed? Perhaps different emojis to reflect the latest tweets by our Fearless Leader1. Or one emoji for the tweets, one for a reply by the opposition, and the last for ... not sure... maybe the stock market movement... foreign reaction... what the Pope thinks of it... something like that.



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Re: 1815: "Flag"

Postby DavidSh » Sat Mar 25, 2017 1:09 pm UTC

Mikeski wrote:I don't see another flag with three stars, so it can't be a perfect rating.


Burundi has three stars.

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Re: 1815: "Flag"

Postby somitomi » Sat Mar 25, 2017 1:33 pm UTC

Mikeski wrote:
Eshru wrote:
Whizbang wrote:I give this flag three stars.

Three out of HOW MANY!?

Whizbang is from the USA, so three out of fifty, apparently. Pretty harsh. It would be better to be rated a three by someone from Australia (3/6) or Micronesia (3/4).

Still better than Morocco; a rating of three out of a possible one is hard to figure out.

I don't see another flag with three stars, so it can't be a perfect rating. There is one with three diamonds: St. Vincent and the Grenadines (who opened for Jimmy Buffett in '96, heck of a show). But I'm not sure if stars outrank diamonds... I assume clovers are the most important, given that Lucky is a leprechaun...

At least that makes mathematical sense. Imagine if soemone from a zero-star-flag country gave it three stars.
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Re: 1815: "Flag"

Postby Soupspoon » Sat Mar 25, 2017 2:18 pm UTC

somitomi wrote:At least that makes mathematical sense. Imagine if soemone from a zero-star-flag country gave it three stars.

If it were a flag like Switzerland's, that would definitely be a big plus.

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Re: 1815: "Flag"

Postby Whizbang » Sat Mar 25, 2017 2:48 pm UTC

Out of √-1

Also, I was waiting for the Swiss flag joke. I wanted to make it myself, but couldn't smoothly work it in.

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Re: 1815: "Flag"

Postby GlassHouses » Sat Mar 25, 2017 5:23 pm UTC

rmsgrey wrote:What I want to know is what the flag manufacture process is - is it all printed now, or do they still stitch together different coloured fabrics?

You can get both. Stitched: http://www.flags.com/American-flag/
Fully dyed (so the dye goes all the way through): http://www.allflagsetc.com/catalog/prod ... egory/160/
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Re: 1815: "Flag"

Postby Mikeski » Sat Mar 25, 2017 6:34 pm UTC

Whizbang wrote:I was waiting for the Swiss flag joke.

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Re: 1815: "Flag"

Postby Sableagle » Sat Mar 25, 2017 7:20 pm UTC

GlassHouses wrote:Stitched: http://www.flags.com/American-flag/
All that effort and it only gets a 30 day warranty?

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Re: 1815: "Flag"

Postby orthogon » Sat Mar 25, 2017 9:13 pm UTC

flicky1991 wrote:Can this be the official flag of the xkcd fandom now?

The wider fandom, sure. I'd be amazed if the OTTers didn't have their own flag already.
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Re: 1815: "Flag"

Postby mfb » Sat Mar 25, 2017 9:27 pm UTC

Sableagle wrote:
mfb wrote:The official time of the country shall be 5:48 PM.

GMT - 6 hours and 12 minutes, to annoy everybody?
No, that would change.

The time zone is dynamic, it is GMT+(17:48-GMT). To always have 5:48 PM local time.

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Re: 1815: "Flag"

Postby Locoluis » Sat Mar 25, 2017 10:21 pm UTC

... And I was wrong about that last one. The stars ARE centered in each field, but the flag's proportion is 8:5, not 14:9.

The following is a proposed construction sheet for the flag:
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SVG source of the above map The flag itself
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Re: 1815: "Flag"

Postby speising » Sat Mar 25, 2017 10:56 pm UTC

Locoluis wrote:... And I was wrong about that last one. The stars ARE centered in each field, but the flag's proportion is 8:5, not 14:9.

The following is a proposed construction sheet for the flag:
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SVG source of the above map

This misses a rather important feature of the original.

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Re: 1815: "Flag"

Postby Sableagle » Sat Mar 25, 2017 11:10 pm UTC

If I want to make one, can I just sew straight edges on the stars or do I have to match the step-pattern of the pixels?
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Re: 1815: "Flag"

Postby Locoluis » Sun Mar 26, 2017 12:05 am UTC

speising wrote:This misses a rather important feature of the original.


As you wish, if you wanna follow the letter of the law instead of the spirit of the law.

(specs for the notification bar? not gonna touch that with a ten foot pole, because Apple)
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Re: 1815: "Flag"

Postby somitomi » Sun Mar 26, 2017 12:07 am UTC

speising wrote:This misses a rather important feature of the original.

Yes, it just isn't the same without the hand-drawn edge of the coloured bands
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Re: 1815: "Flag"

Postby Steve the Pocket » Sun Mar 26, 2017 3:46 am UTC

dtilque wrote:1 Do moose and squirrel have emojis?

Nope! Two more for the "I can't believe they left this out" list, alongside raccoons and kangaroos.
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Re: 1815: "Flag"

Postby niauropsaka » Sun Mar 26, 2017 5:45 am UTC

Good grief, another red and blue flag, this one with white stars and white stripes.

It looks like three dressing room doors.

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Re: 1815: "Flag"

Postby Soupspoon » Sun Mar 26, 2017 8:14 am UTC

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dtilque wrote:1 Do moose and squirrel have emojis?

Nope! Two more for the "I can't believe they left this out" list, alongside raccoons and kangaroos.

"Font did not contain bobcat, would not download again"...

niauropsaka wrote:Good grief, another red and blue flag, this one with white stars and white stripes.

It looks like three dressing room doors.

One for Meg White, one for Jack White, and the third for..?

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Re: 1815: "Flag"

Postby svenman » Sun Mar 26, 2017 8:22 am UTC

orthogon wrote:I'd be amazed if the OTTers didn't have their own flag already.

We have 3094 of them (which all share the proportions 395 : 553). Although of those 3094 there's a particular one we avoid to use...
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Re: 1815: "Flag"

Postby Copper Bezel » Sun Mar 26, 2017 8:32 am UTC

svenman wrote:395 : 553

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Re: 1815: "Flag"

Postby svenman » Sun Mar 26, 2017 8:43 am UTC

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svenman wrote:395 : 553

You people need to be slapped. Periodically, at the very least.

Admittedly, I could have reduced that to 5 : 7, but that would have made the significance of that ratio even more obscure.
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Re: 1815: "Flag"

Postby abridgerToNi » Sun Mar 26, 2017 9:41 am UTC

somitomi wrote:
speising wrote:This misses a rather important feature of the original.

Yes, it just isn't the same without the hand-drawn edge of the coloured bands

The bar at the top from the phone, he meant. I would assume that bit is important due to it literally being the point of the comic, and what makes the flag so unique. It'd be downright cruel to ignore it, you know?


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