Mikeski wrote:Not that they're any safer than other mountains, since 98% of the critters there are poisonous, and the rest are crocodiles.
GeargeBernardShaw wrote:I have never thought much of the courage of a lion tamer. Inside the cage he is at least safe from other men. There is not much harm in a lion. He has no ideals, no religion, no politics, no chivalry, no gentility; in short, no reason for destroying anything that he does not want to eat.
"I know, you're going to tell me I shouldn't be all alone in a cemetery in the middle of the night."
"Safest place in the world."
"That's because everybody in it's dead, right?"
Oh, Willie McBride, it was all done in vain.