0321: "Thighs"
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The comic is certainly not a thighsore. *Is murdered by raptor ninjas*
These thighs cry every night for you.
These thighs watched you bring my world to an end.
And then she looked at me with big brown thighs, and said you ain't seen nothing yet.
And then I saw her standing there, with green thighs and long blonde hair, she wasn't wearing underwear
I close my thighs, thought I was lost but I was stranded
I kind of liked it your way, how you shyly placed your thighs on me, did you ever know, that I had mine on you?
I close my thighs and wait to hear the sound of someone screaming here
These thighs cry every night for you.
These thighs watched you bring my world to an end.
And then she looked at me with big brown thighs, and said you ain't seen nothing yet.
And then I saw her standing there, with green thighs and long blonde hair, she wasn't wearing underwear
I close my thighs, thought I was lost but I was stranded
I kind of liked it your way, how you shyly placed your thighs on me, did you ever know, that I had mine on you?
I close my thighs and wait to hear the sound of someone screaming here
Vandole wants you to read An Intimate History of the Greater Kingdom (NSFW text).
Oh, I'm no end table. I'm a nightstand.
Oh, I'm no end table. I'm a nightstand.
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If you could only see how blue her thighs can be when she says
When she says she loves me
Or some Peter Gabriel
in your thighs
the light the heat
in your thighs
I am complete
in your thighs
I see the doorway to a thousand churches
in your thighs
the resolution of all the fruitless searches
in your thighs
I see the light and the heat
in your thighs
oh, I want to be that complete
I want to touch the light
the heat I see in your thighs
Edit: Ok, I'm like the nth person to post the peter gabriel thing. Me's not original.
If you could only see how blue her thighs can be when she says
When she says she loves me
Or some Peter Gabriel
in your thighs
the light the heat
in your thighs
I am complete
in your thighs
I see the doorway to a thousand churches
in your thighs
the resolution of all the fruitless searches
in your thighs
I see the light and the heat
in your thighs
oh, I want to be that complete
I want to touch the light
the heat I see in your thighs
Edit: Ok, I'm like the nth person to post the peter gabriel thing. Me's not original.
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Can not resist
More from the 80's
For your thighs only, can see me through the night.
For your thighs only, I never need to hide.
You can see so much in me, so much in me that's new.
I never felt until I looked at you.
For your thighs only, only for you.
For your thighs only, can see me through the night.
For your thighs only, I never need to hide.
You can see so much in me, so much in me that's new.
I never felt until I looked at you.
For your thighs only, only for you.
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There is no wrong, only different.sillybear25 wrote:themuffinking wrote:Thigh shot the sheriff
But thigh did not shoot the deputyairtank wrote:you're doing it wrong.
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Oh, I'm no end table. I'm a nightstand.
Oh, I'm no end table. I'm a nightstand.
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bbctol wrote:'Scuse me while I kiss the thigh.
Say what they will, and damn me for not bothering with IRC, I think that talking about lyrics that are easily misheard is the most awesome idea here, not just some lazy Babylonian "Thigh for an eye" idea or something. Which is why my previous post featured mainly songs from anime by Japanese musicians singing in English -- because for a couple of them NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE HELL THEY'RE SINGING (Woke up with yawn this dawning, am still alive...), and a couple other may take some time to decipher but aren't too tricky (Thigh me to the moon...).

Doctor wrote:Is Randy OK?
Yes. I vote for more Red Spiders. You can never have too many Red Spiders! Man oh man, I can see it now. One stick figure is talking existentialism while her boyfriend is patching his linux kernel and *wham* reality rips open and red spiders start pouring out! It'd be like a velociraptor attack, only instead of never knowing when or where velociraptors will strike, you never know when or where reality is going to rip open due to red spiders!
It could happen at any time! Be prepared!
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"Love looks not with the thighs but with the mind, and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind."
"It is the green-thigh'd monster which doth mock
The meat it feeds on."
"How bitter a thing it is to look into happiness through another man's thighs!"
"Her angels face,
As the great thigh of heaven, shyned bright,
And made a sunshine in the shady place."
"Her thighs the glow-worm lend thee"
"And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with thighs of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!"
I am suitably amused, but likely to be cursed with such substitutions for the remainder of the day.
"It is the green-thigh'd monster which doth mock
The meat it feeds on."
"How bitter a thing it is to look into happiness through another man's thighs!"
"Her angels face,
As the great thigh of heaven, shyned bright,
And made a sunshine in the shady place."
"Her thighs the glow-worm lend thee"
"And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with thighs of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!"
I am suitably amused, but likely to be cursed with such substitutions for the remainder of the day.
I am thinking it's a sign
that the freckles in our thighs are mirror images
and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
I never met a loser that I didn't see thigh-to-thigh with, I declare
I stare into your thighs
But you look right past me into the air
I will dress your thighlids
With dimes upon your thighs
A Man's Life Flashing Before His Thighs While He And His Wife Drive Off A Cliff Into The Ocean
This is fun.
that the freckles in our thighs are mirror images
and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
I never met a loser that I didn't see thigh-to-thigh with, I declare
I stare into your thighs
But you look right past me into the air
I will dress your thighlids
With dimes upon your thighs
A Man's Life Flashing Before His Thighs While He And His Wife Drive Off A Cliff Into The Ocean
This is fun.
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I cloooose my thighs, and she slipped away
More than a feeeelin' (more than a feeling)
More than a feeeelin' (more than a feeling)
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pink thigh (on my leg)
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I close my thighs, pull back the curtain
to see for certain what I thought I knew.
to see for certain what I thought I knew.
Proverbs 9:7-8 wrote:Anyone who rebukes a mocker will get an insult in return. Anyone who corrects the wicked will get hurt. So don't bother correcting mockers; they will only hate you.
Hawknc wrote:FFT: I didn't realise Proverbs 9:7-8 was the first recorded instance of "haters gonna hate"
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Just be quiet,they'll go away
Open up your thighs
Don't let your mind tell the story here
Open up your thighs
Just let me go...
Open up your thighs
Don't let your mind tell the story here
Open up your thighs
Just let me go...
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Don't tase me bro!
Don't tase me bro!
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snake thighs!
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PatrickRsGhost wrote:Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly,
A girl with kaleidoscope thighs.
[...]
Look for the girl with the sun in her thighs,
And she's gone.
[...]
Suddenly someone is there at the turnstyle,
The girl with the kaleidoscope thighs.
Lucy in the Thighs with Diamonds?
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Scigatt wrote:There's an IRC?
Yes, it's like multiplayer notepad.
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FFF8E7 wrote:I am thinking it's a sign
that the freckles in our thighs are mirror images
and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
LOL I hate you... that's our song... I'm so going to have to sing this for Amby tonight...
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Suite Judy Blue Thighs
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The title-text saved this one for me.
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Once I used to believe
I was such a great romancer
Then I came home to a woman
That I could not recognize
When I pressed her for a reason
She refused to even answer
It was then I felt the stranger
Kick me right between the thighs
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Blue thighs
Baby's got blue thighs
Like a deep blue sea
On a blue blue day
Blue thighs
Babys got blue thighs
When the morning comes
Ill be far away
And I say
Blue thighs
Holding back the tears
Holding back the pain
Baby's got blue thighs
And shes alone again
Blue thighs
Baby's got blue thighs
Like a clear blue sky
Watching over me
Blue thighs
I love blue thighs
When I'm by her side
Where I long to be
I will see
Blue thighs laughing in the sun
Laughing in the rain
Baby's got blue thighs
And I am home, and I am home again
I was such a great romancer
Then I came home to a woman
That I could not recognize
When I pressed her for a reason
She refused to even answer
It was then I felt the stranger
Kick me right between the thighs
---
Blue thighs
Baby's got blue thighs
Like a deep blue sea
On a blue blue day
Blue thighs
Babys got blue thighs
When the morning comes
Ill be far away
And I say
Blue thighs
Holding back the tears
Holding back the pain
Baby's got blue thighs
And shes alone again
Blue thighs
Baby's got blue thighs
Like a clear blue sky
Watching over me
Blue thighs
I love blue thighs
When I'm by her side
Where I long to be
I will see
Blue thighs laughing in the sun
Laughing in the rain
Baby's got blue thighs
And I am home, and I am home again
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Tool - Third Thigh
I stick my hand into his shadow
To pull the pieces from the sand.
Which I attempt to reassemble
To see just who I might have been.
I do not recognize the vessel,
But the thighs seem so familiar.
I stick my hand into his shadow
To pull the pieces from the sand.
Which I attempt to reassemble
To see just who I might have been.
I do not recognize the vessel,
But the thighs seem so familiar.
Do you have the Time?
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"Something in your thighs it seems
Is all I've ever wanted"
Is all I've ever wanted"
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I ATTACK WITH MY BLUE-THIGHS WHITE DRAGON!
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It's her hair and her thighs today
that simply take me away
...
as she thoughtfully thumbs through her hair,
and she purses her lips, bats her thighs,
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It's a masterful melody,
When she calls out my name to me,
as the world spins around her she laughs, rolls her thighs
This girl is doing an awful lot of thighwork. No wonder she's out of his league.
that simply take me away
...
as she thoughtfully thumbs through her hair,
and she purses her lips, bats her thighs,
...
It's a masterful melody,
When she calls out my name to me,
as the world spins around her she laughs, rolls her thighs
This girl is doing an awful lot of thighwork. No wonder she's out of his league.
Vandole wants you to read An Intimate History of the Greater Kingdom (NSFW text).
Oh, I'm no end table. I'm a nightstand.
Oh, I'm no end table. I'm a nightstand.
Gelsamel wrote:Don't ever sig me..... ever.
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