0321: "Thighs"

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Postby jeffk » Sat Sep 29, 2007 1:05 am UTC

T wrote:You never close your thighs any more when I kiss your lips...


s/lips/hips/

On second thought, that's right as-is.

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Postby hdh » Sat Sep 29, 2007 4:22 pm UTC

At length the Lady Galadriel released them from her thighs, and she smiled. “Do not let your hearts be troubled,” she said, “Tonight you shall sleep in peace.”


The Thigh was rimmed with fire, but was itself glazed, yellow as a cat’s, watchful and intent, and the black slit of its (core) opened on a pit, a window into nothing.


Ok, I stretched the second one a bit. But such sight can I not resist.

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Re: Re:

Postby T » Sat Sep 29, 2007 9:39 pm UTC

jeffk wrote:
T wrote:You never close your thighs any more when I kiss your lips...


s/lips/hips/

On second thought, that's right as-is.

Precisely. I never said which set.
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Re: "Thighs" Discussion

Postby jwcornish » Sun Sep 30, 2007 8:04 am UTC

My wife's drama group in high school had a saying: It's all fun and games until someone pokes a thigh out.

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Re: "Thighs" Discussion

Postby diplomat » Sun Sep 30, 2007 3:57 pm UTC

keep your thighs on the prize?

dark they were and golden thighed

also after he died Frank Sinatra would, I suppose, be more accurately named Ol' Blue Thighs.

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Re: "Thighs" Discussion

Postby noneuklid » Sun Sep 30, 2007 4:38 pm UTC

I wanna make you move
because you're standing still
If your body
matches what your thighs can do
You'll probably move right through
Me on my way to you

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Re: "Thighs" Discussion

Postby Sarr » Tue Oct 02, 2007 9:49 pm UTC

Sorry for posting a whole song, it just works so well.


See reflections on the water
More than darkness in the depths
See him surface and never a shadow
On the wind I feel his breath

Goldenthigh, I found his weakness
Goldenthigh, he'll do what I please
Goldenthigh, no time for sweetness
But a bitter kiss will bring him to his knees

You'll never know how I watched you from the shadows as a child
You'll never know how it feels to be the one whos left behind
You'll never know the days and the nights, the tears, the tears I've cried
But now my time has come and time, time is not on your side

See him move through smoke and mirrors
Feel his presence in the crowd
Other girls they gather around him
If I had him I wouldn't let him out

Goldenthigh, not lace or leather
Golden chain take him to the spot
Goldenthigh, Ill show him forever
It will take forever to see what Ive got

You'll never know how I watched you from the shadows as a child
You'll never know how it feels to get so close and be denied
It's a gold and honey trap I've got for you tonight
Revenge is a kiss this time I wont miss
Now I've got you in my sight

With a goldenthigh
Golden, goldenthigh
With a goldenthigh, goldenthigh
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Re: "Thighs" Discussion

Postby Vandole » Tue Oct 02, 2007 11:27 pm UTC

So if I capsize in your eyes' high tides, B5 you sunk my battleship



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Re: "Thighs" Discussion

Postby Dead Flag » Tue Oct 02, 2007 11:53 pm UTC

It's in my thighs it's in my thighs!
It's in my thighs it's in my thighs!

And it doesn't look that way to me, in my thighs!

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Prying open my third thigh? Ouch!
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Re:

Postby xyzzy » Wed Oct 03, 2007 5:26 pm UTC

4=5 wrote:
MissingDividends wrote:
For forumites, one of our resident bots has been doing eye/thigh replacement for ages now. Programmed in by xkcd. It also does a few other nifty things.


really?

eye aye I thigh

thigh'm the perfect model of the modern major-general


Hey, I wrote that, not this MissingDividends guy.

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Re: "Thighs" Discussion

Postby OmegaLord » Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:49 pm UTC

HA!
For the win:
Travis: Eyes Wide Open
All these visions in my head
Should have gone to bed before the watershed
Some are alive some are dead
Makes no difference when they're in your head

Keep the door open a crack
So I can see them when they attack
Some are white
Some are black
Makes no difference when they're on your back

And I can't stop crying
And I can't stop driving
'Cause the day is dying dying dying
And my thighs wide open
So what do you guys know about *glances down at sheet* the kingdoms of orgasms
but I just don't see why someone would tape themselves together.
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Re: "Thighs" Discussion

Postby sxiz » Sat Oct 13, 2007 10:20 pm UTC

So if I capsize in your eyes' high tides, B5 you sunk my battleship


Win.

Will post something witty later, off to get Japanese food.
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Re: "Thighs" Discussion

Postby marcmagus » Sun Oct 14, 2007 5:07 pm UTC

Surprised not to see this yet; I searched, but I could have missed it...

They Might Be Giants - "Narrow Your Thighs"

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Re: "Thighs" Discussion

Postby sxiz » Mon Oct 15, 2007 12:07 am UTC

Just take a look through my thighs
There's a better place
Somewhere out there
Just take a look through my thighs
Everything changes
You'll be amazed what you'll find
If you look through my thighs

Also, it seems I have forgotten to express my love for the alt text. So: lol @ alt text.
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Re: "Thighs" Discussion

Postby AdmiralJustin » Mon Oct 15, 2007 3:43 am UTC

I'm surprised, this far and nobody has come upon this yet?

Jeepers, creepers....whered ya get them peepers
Jeepers, creepers...whered ya get those thighs
Gosh oh, git up....howd they get so lit up
Gosh oh, gee oh....howd they get that size
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Re: "Thighs" Discussion

Postby losetard » Fri Nov 23, 2007 7:09 am UTC

I remembered this one from the school play in third grade, but I think Moo beat me to it:

I close my thighs, drew back the curtains
to see for certain what I thought I knew
the world and I, we are still waiting...still hesitating

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Postby '; DROP DATABASE;-- » Fri Nov 23, 2007 10:39 am UTC

muteKi wrote:Thigh yi yi yi yi.
Thighduck?
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Re: "Thighs" Discussion

Postby libra » Fri Nov 23, 2007 11:52 am UTC

Spanish Thighs - Engelbert Humperdinck

Blue Spanish thighs
Teardrops are falling from your Spanish thighs
Please please don't cry,
This is just adios and not good-bye
Soon I'll return,
Bringing you all the love your heart can hold
Please say "Si Si"
say you and your Spanish thighs will wait for me

Blue Spanish Thighs,
Prettiest thighs in all of Mexico
Blue Spanish Thighs,
Please smile for me once more before I go
Soon I'll return,
Bringing you all the love your heart can hold
Please say "Si Si"
say you and your Spanish thighs will wait for me

Uh,uh,uh,
Oh,oh,oh,oh,oh,
Soon I'll return,
Bringing you all the love your heart can hold
Please say "Si Si"
Say you and your Spanish thighs will wait for me
Say you and your Spanish thighs will wait for me
Say you and your Spanish thighs will wait for me




Also, nobody mentioned that old classic album by Frank Sinatra, "Ol' Blue Thighs Is Back".

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Re: "Thighs" Discussion

Postby libra » Fri Nov 23, 2007 11:56 am UTC

Also, "Close My Thighs" - Mariah Carey:

I was a wayward child
With the weight of the world
That I held deep inside
Life was a winding road
And I learned many things
Little ones shouldn't know

But I closed my thighs
Steadied my feet on the ground
Raised my head to the sky
And though time's rolled by
Still I feel like that child
As I look at the moon
Maybe I grew up a little too soon

Funny how one can learn
To grow numb to the madness
And block it away
I left the worst unsaid
Let it all dissipate
And I try to forget

As I closed my thighs
Steadied my feet on the ground
Raised my head to the sky
And the time rolled by
Still I feel like a child
As I look at the moon
Maybe I grew up a little too soon

Nearing the edge
Oblivious I almost
Fell right over
A part of me
Will never be quite able
To feel stable
That woman-child falling inside
Was on the verge of fading
Thankfully I
Woke up in time

Guardian angel I
Sail away on an ocean
With you by my side
Orange clouds roll by
They burn into you image
And you're still alive
(You're always alive)

As I close my thighs
Steady my feet on the ground
Raise my head to the sky
And though time rolls by
Still I feel like a child
As I look at the moon
Maybe I grew up a little too soon




She sounds even more troubled now than ever ...

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One more submission today

Postby libra » Fri Nov 23, 2007 12:00 pm UTC

One last one, and I am out of here:-

Look Through My Thighs - Phil Collins

There are things in life you'll learn and
In time you'll see
Cause out there somewhere
It's all waiting
If you keep believing
So don't run, don't hide
It will be all right
You'll see, trust me
I'll be there watching over you

Just take a look through my thighs
There's a better place
somewhere out there
Just take a look through my thighs
Everything changes
You'll be amazed what you'll find
If you look through my thighs

There will be times on this journey
All you'll see is darkness
Out there somewhere daylight finds you
If you keep believing

So don't run, don't hide
It will be all right
You'll see, trust me
I'll be there watching over you

Just take a look through my thighs
There's a better place
somewhere out there
Just take a look through my thighs
Everything changes
You'll be amazed what you'll find
If you look through my thighs

All the things that you can change
There's a meaning in everything
And you will find all you need
There's so much to understand

Just take a look through my thighs
There's a better place
somewhere out there
Just take a look through my thighs
Everything changes
You'll be amazed what you'll find
If you look through my thighs

Take a look through my thighs

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Re: Re:

Postby CMTG » Sat Nov 24, 2007 1:23 am UTC

T wrote:
jeffk wrote:
T wrote:You never close your thighs any more when I kiss your lips...


s/lips/hips/

On second thought, that's right as-is.

Precisely. I never said which set.


Well, whadd'ya know.

Evenin' mate.

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Re: "Thighs" Discussion

Postby eboyce » Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:42 pm UTC

Wanted to add some modified Leonard Cohen classics.

from "Sisters of Mercy"
They laid down beside me
I made my confession to them
they touched both my thighs
and I touched the dew on their hem

from "Famous Blue Raincoat"
Yes, and thanks for the trouble
you took from her thighs.
I though it was there for good,
so I never tried.

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More Song Lyrics

Postby eboyce » Fri Dec 07, 2007 11:52 am UTC

This gets addictive when you start.

Tori Amos, "China"
In your thighs I saw a future together
You just look away in the distance

Bob Dylan, "Like a Rolling Stone"
As you stare into the vacuum of his thighs
And say, So do you want to make a deal

Bob Dylan, "The Times They Are A-Changing"
And keep your thighs wide, the chance won't come again

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Re: "Thighs" Discussion

Postby weltenc » Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:01 pm UTC

Ozzy Osbourne If I Close My Eyes Forever

If I close my thighs forever
Will it all remain unchanged
If I close my thighs forever
Will it all remain the same

Will you ever take me
No, I just can't take the pain
But would you ever trust me
No, I'll never feel the same...Ohh.
I know I've been so hard on you.
I know Ive told you lies.
If i could have just one more wish.
I'd wipe the cobb webs from my Thighs.

Close your thighs
Close your thighs
you gotta close your thighs for me.

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Re: "Thighs" Discussion

Postby TheEldest » Sat Sep 13, 2008 4:53 pm UTC

These Thighs have seen a lot of love but they're never gonna see another one like I had with you!


It's Thigh O'Clock somewhere?



(sorry for the zombie thread)

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Re: "Thighs" Discussion

Postby Hermaniac » Sun Apr 26, 2009 3:19 am UTC

Eric Carmen: Hungry Thighs

Asia: Heat of the Moment
"Heat of the moment shone in your thighs"

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Re: "Thighs" Discussion

Postby Happyhovercraft » Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:48 pm UTC

we're all being thigh-roll'd here....

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Re: "Thighs" Discussion

Postby SocialSceneRepairman » Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:36 pm UTC

I find sometimes it actually makes a line less perverse:

I fell in love with the first cute girl that I met who could appreciate George Bataille; standing at a Swedish festival, discussing Story of the Thigh, discussing Story of the Thigh.

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Re: "Thighs" Discussion

Postby The-nightmare » Wed Apr 29, 2009 1:43 am UTC

Close your thighs and i'll kiss you

EDIT:

Excerpt from "Hey" by red hot chili peppers.

"Show me something that I never knew in your thighs"

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Re: "Thighs" Discussion

Postby Ziggy Stardust » Sat May 02, 2009 5:20 pm UTC

The Eagles-'You can't hide your lyin' thighs'
Kelly Clarkson- 'You don't get to see the tears I cry, behind these hazel thighs'.
Judas Priest- Electric Thigh?
Le Edit: In your thighs, the light the heat
In your thighs, oh, I want to be that complete
I want to touch the light, the heat I see in your thighs -Peter Gabriel

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Re: "Thighs" Discussion

Postby Ekeda » Wed May 13, 2009 1:54 am UTC

When I look into your thighs, I can see the love restrained...

I was their and I saw what you did
I saw it with my own two thighs

Don't talk, close your thighs and be still...

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Re: "Thighs" Discussion

Postby SocialSceneRepairman » Wed May 13, 2009 4:11 am UTC

"You swore you'd never compromise
With the mystery tramp, but now you realize,
He's not selling any alibis,
As you stare in into the vacuum of his thighs,
And say, 'do you want to make a deal?'"


...yeah, too long a walk. Especially since I'm pretty sure that was exactly the intended meaning.

Ziggy Stardust wrote:The Eagles-'You can't hide your lyin' thighs'
Kelly Clarkson- 'You don't get to see the tears I cry, behind these hazel thighs'.
Judas Priest- Electric Thigh?
Le Edit: In your thighs, the light the heat
In your thighs, oh, I want to be that complete
I want to touch the light, the heat I see in your thighs -Peter Gabriel


Oh, come on, your name is Ziggy Stardust and you didn't think of "Boys, toys, electric thighs and TV's?"

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Re: "Thighs" Discussion

Postby mutterc » Wed May 13, 2009 6:46 pm UTC

Long ago I went through our calc course's Mathematica files ("Calculus & Mathematica" at Ohio State) and ranked words used in them by frequency. (Long story). Found that one of the 100 or so most commonly used words was "thigh".

Wondering what was up, I did some searches. Turned out it was used quite a bit, for parameterized graphs (time running from tlow to thigh (tlow - thigh)).

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Re: 0321: "Thighs"

Postby Freddino18 » Tue Jul 03, 2018 5:55 am UTC

Chorus from "Angel Thighs" by Love and Theft:

There’s a little bit of devil in her angel thighs
She’s a little bit of heaven with a wild side
Got a rebel heart a country mile wide
There’s a little bit of devil in her angel thighs
A little bit of devil in her angel thighs
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Re: 0321: "Thighs"

Postby Sableagle » Tue Jul 03, 2018 10:36 am UTC

... and the look that he gave her made me shiver,
'cause he always used to look at me that way.
Uh-huh-huh.
Maybe I should walk right up to her and say:
"Ah-ah-ah! It's a game he likes to play.
Look into his angel thighs.
One look and you're hypnotised.
He'll take your heart and you must pay the price.
Look into his angel thighs.
You'll think you're in Paradise.
Then one day you'll find out he wears a disguise.
Don't look too deep into those angel thighs,
oh, no, no, no, no."
Keep thinking about his angel thighs.
Keep thinking, oh, oh ...
Oh, Willie McBride, it was all done in vain.


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