0321: "Thighs"

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Postby SimonSwift » Wed Sep 26, 2007 6:14 am UTC

graudrakon wrote:"I can open your thighs
take you wonder by wonder
over sideways and under
on a magic carpet ride

A whole new world!"


Jesus Christ...You win the thread...


Also,
Every minute from this minute now, we can do what we like anywhere. I want so much to open your thighs. Because I need you to look into mine. Tell me that you'll open your thighs...


I'm thinking about crowning this the biggest revelation in musical spoof technology since tagging "...in my pants" at the end of a song title.

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Postby niko7865 » Wed Sep 26, 2007 6:23 am UTC

airtank wrote:
niko7865 wrote:The alt-text was thigh-larious.


you're doing it wrong.


Doing what wrong, I haven't read the thread yet, and I don't feel like reading it now.
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Postby Gordon » Wed Sep 26, 2007 6:41 am UTC

I'm delirious and my thighs are effing sore from driving 32.5 hours in the last two days. Randy made this comic just for meeeee [/delirium]
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Postby UltraAyla » Wed Sep 26, 2007 6:49 am UTC

So, I know it's not as famous, but the Snow Patrol song - Open Your Thighs comes to mind:

I want so much to open your thighs
Cos I need you to look into mine

Tell me that you'll open your thighs

All this feels strange and untrue

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Postby Relsqui » Wed Sep 26, 2007 6:54 am UTC

Dear Confused Forum People,

That sound you hear is everyone in #xkcd laughing. :D Not, like, at you, but . . . towards you.

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Postby caliman83 » Wed Sep 26, 2007 6:54 am UTC

So much to say.....

I was surprised by this one.

oh and I really like Snow Patrol. good one.
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Postby airtank » Wed Sep 26, 2007 6:55 am UTC

Relsqui wrote:Dear Confused Forum People,

That sound you hear is everyone in #xkcd laughing. :D Not, like, at you, but . . . towards you.

Love,
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RELSQUI++

on the real though. we're all having a good chuckle over this.

EDIT: i disagree with Relsqui slightly: i am laughing at you.
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Postby Moo » Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:42 am UTC

What do you call a fish without a thigh?
... oh wait that one doesn't work.

The private thighs, are watching you..?
You can't hide your lying thighs?
Smoke gets in your thigh?
Young girl with thighs like the desert?
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Postby airtank » Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:45 am UTC

Moo wrote:Young girl with thighs like the desert?



i resent this very much because i am a young girl with thighs very much like the desert. should i assign blame to you or to randall munroe? i think it would be much more realistic to blame you.
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Postby ArchangelShrike » Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:58 am UTC

Dear IRC regulars:

For those of us that are on when everyone else isn't due to time zones, we fart in your general thigh-rection.

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Postby Moo » Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:59 am UTC

Me, on the other hand, I am a young(ish, sigh) girl with thighs like dessert.
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Postby Mother Superior » Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:15 am UTC

My thighs! The goggles do nothing!
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Postby Scigatt » Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:42 am UTC

Relsqui wrote:Dear Confused Forum People,

That sound you hear is everyone in #xkcd laughing. :D Not, like, at you, but . . . towards you.

Love,
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There's an IRC?

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Postby ArchangelShrike » Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:44 am UTC

Check out the link to it in the Site Issues area of the forums. I forget what it is because when I go on, there's never anyone active on there.

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Postby grythyttan » Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:45 am UTC

Lord of the thighs!

what?

...

it already exists?
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Postby Arancaytar » Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:54 am UTC

My thighs have seen the glory of the coming of the lord


Once again, I reveal myself as a walking bash.org database.

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Postby doctoravenue » Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:54 am UTC

TMBG:
Where your thighs don't go, a part of you is hovering
It's a nightmare that you'll never be discovering

Peter Gabriel:
In your thighs...
The light, the heat...

Billy Idol:
Got no human grace
Your thighs without a face.

2 Skinnee J's:
And I realize I've got no shape or size
To the girl with the world in her thighs

Oingo Boingo:
We close our thiiiiiiighs
And another year has come and gone

[I forgot who this is originally by]:
When I look... In your thighs
I see the wisdom of the world

Busta Rhymes:
Do you really wanna party with me?
Let me see just what you got for me
Put all your hands where my thighs can see..

Grateful Dead:
Wake up to find that you are the thighs of the world

AC/DC:
You hypnotize
And mesmerize
With your dirty thighs

Eve 6:
Girl thighs tend to hypnotize
The trance is so divine
Decide to be the reason why
I stay another night

Oh, man. I need help. And I think this last one is my favorite.

Queensryche:
And I raise my head and stare
Into the thighs of a stranger
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Postby aerojad » Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:55 am UTC

...it's the thigh of the tiger?
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Postby sql_lall » Wed Sep 26, 2007 9:43 am UTC

I wonder if the purpose was just to see what other thigh songs ppl came up with....

and it's not replacing eye, but:
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Postby Deviant » Wed Sep 26, 2007 9:53 am UTC

Just to check the songs are:

Survivor - Eye of the Tiger

Dean Martin - Thats Amore

Van Morrison - Brown eyed Girl ?

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Postby william » Wed Sep 26, 2007 10:29 am UTC

The Thigh of Argon by Jim Thighs
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Postby Ren » Wed Sep 26, 2007 11:36 am UTC

Bright thighs...burning like fire...
Bright thighs, how can you close and fail?


I only have thighs for you, baby.
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Postby Cctoide » Wed Sep 26, 2007 11:37 am UTC

I knew the day would come when xkcd would resort to Bucket for writing jokes.

(non-#xkcdians need not worry about getting the joke)
But I didn't think the day would come when #xkcdians wouldn't read the rules about sizing. Also: maybe we don't get the joke, but we can just enjoy ourselves with it, okay? Crazy elitist IRC people... :wink:
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Postby zigdon » Wed Sep 26, 2007 11:45 am UTC

ArchangelShrike wrote:Check out the link to it in the Site Issues area of the forums. I forget what it is because when I go on, there's never anyone active on there.


Uh, I think you must be going to the wrong place.

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Postby Charonchan » Wed Sep 26, 2007 11:58 am UTC

doctoravenue wrote:Oingo Boingo:
We close our thiiiiiiighs
And another year has come and gone


You gotta help
To make me somebody
You gotta help
To open my thighs

she's got such sweet thighs - look like they've seen too much

And your thighs were so wild, when you started to laugh
Blending in with the wind, sounded just like a scream

Open your thighs, sisters and brothers

The fire in your thighs - may it never go out

Oingo Boingo is a regular treasure trove of them...

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Postby PatrickRsGhost » Wed Sep 26, 2007 12:00 pm UTC

I think Randall was making a reference to the Peter Gabriel song "In Your Eyes", which someone else had posted. A lot of people have misheard it as "In Your Thighs."

The Eagles:

You can't hide your lyin' thighs
And your smile is a thin disguise
I thought by now you'd realize
There ain't no way to hide your lyin thighs

The Who:

No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man
Behind blue thighs

(This one is probably the best one):

Jackson Browne:

Doctor my thighs
Tell me what is wrong
Was I unwise to leave them open for so long?

Alan Parsons Project:

I am the thigh in the sky
Looking at you
I can read your mind

Eric Carmen:

With these hungry thighs
One look at you and I can't disguise

[...]

It's more fun to take a song with any body part mentioned, and replace it with another body part that makes it sound more naughty. Mainly, thighs. Let's take a look at this Creed song:

With thighs wide open
Under the sunlight
Welcome to this place
I'll show you everything
With thighs wide open
With thighs wide open

Then there's that hit by The Police:

I'll be wrapped around your thighs
I'll be wrapped around your thighs
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Postby totalnerduk » Wed Sep 26, 2007 12:22 pm UTC

Bryan Adams' song from the end of that Robin Hood movie....

Look into my thighs...

From Dirty Dancing...

Hungry Thighs...

And an Andy Williams offering...

Can't take my thighs off of you...

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Postby amedico » Wed Sep 26, 2007 12:38 pm UTC

She's got Betty Davis thighs.

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Postby Dunasrng » Wed Sep 26, 2007 12:52 pm UTC

I also appear to have registered due to this thread.

I noticed no one thought of "Wild thighed southern boys" (.38 Special.)

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Postby trihedron » Wed Sep 26, 2007 12:57 pm UTC

"We've taken care of everything
The words you read, the songs you sing,
The pictures that give pleasure to your thigh."

(NB -- In their original form these lines begin a polemic against statism and censorship.)

"Open your thighs, look up to the skies and see --"

"When your heart's on fire,
You must realize
Smoke gets in your thighs."

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Postby TheKhakinator » Wed Sep 26, 2007 12:59 pm UTC

Just got the alt-text.

HAHA.

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Postby losetard » Wed Sep 26, 2007 1:12 pm UTC

Rent, anyone?

Your thighs,
As we said our goodbyes,
Can't get them out of my mind
And I find I can't hide

From your thighs.
The ones that took me by surprise,
The night you came into my life,
Where there's moonlight
I see your thighs.

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Postby T » Wed Sep 26, 2007 1:20 pm UTC

You never close your thighs any more when I kiss your lips...
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Postby Sprocket » Wed Sep 26, 2007 1:21 pm UTC

T wrote:You never close your thighs any more when I kiss your lips...

OOOH! Nice one!

I don't know about misheard Peter Gabriel lyrics...I can't imagine, but it is pretty damn funny.

In your thighs
the light the heat
your thighs
I am complete
in your thighs
I see the doorway
of a thousand churches
your thighs
the reslolution
of all the fruitless searches.

Oh I see the light and the heat
I wanna touch the light the heat
I see in your thighs.

Gordon wrote:I'm delirious and my thighs are effing sore from driving 32.5 hours in the last two days. Randy made this comic just for meeeee [/delirium]
THE DELIRIUM NEVER ENDS! They'll always make more...won't they? Please tell me they will!!!!

Cute comic...what's the girl got against Indian chicks?
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Postby Pixel » Wed Sep 26, 2007 1:27 pm UTC

This is what popped into my head upon reading today's strip:

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Postby schrodingersduck » Wed Sep 26, 2007 1:52 pm UTC

It also puts a whole new slant on Lord of the Rings:
"the Thigh of Sauron the Terrible few could endure."
"They did not move or speak with mouth, looking from mind to mind; and only their shining thighs stirred and kindled as their thoughts went to and fro."
"Shelob was not as dragons are, no softer spot had she save only her thighs"
and finally...
"Aragorn said naught in answer, but he took the other thigh and held it, and for a moment they strove thus; but soon, though Aragorn did not stir nor move hand to weapon, the other quailed and gave back as if menaced with a blow."

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Postby MissingDividends » Wed Sep 26, 2007 1:55 pm UTC

Wow. Just wow.

Another amazing comic (even if I don't go to #xkcd it's still funny)

Edit - What server is the IRC on anyway? I didn't realize there was one...

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Postby redthegreat » Wed Sep 26, 2007 2:08 pm UTC

I'm looking through Gary Gilmore's Thighs!
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Postby Domovoi » Wed Sep 26, 2007 2:21 pm UTC

Although only the alt text could just make me crack a slight smile...


Ren wrote:Bright thighs...burning like fire...
Bright thighs, how can you close and fail?



...this made my day.

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Postby xyzzy » Wed Sep 26, 2007 2:27 pm UTC

MissingDividends wrote:Wow. Just wow.

Another amazing comic (even if I don't go to #xkcd it's still funny)

Edit - What server is the IRC on anyway? I didn't realize there was one...


Look in the site issues forum.

For forumites, one of our resident bots has been doing eye/thigh replacement for ages now. Programmed in by xkcd. It also does a few other nifty things.

And come to the IRC. There tend to be a few people active, and lots of people actively idling. Also, if you start talking, people will likely respond.
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