## 0487: "Numerical Sex Positions"

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Haha, damnit, now I wish I had someone to try those out on... I could totally pull off the square root of 8...

Comic sucks in that it reminds me I'm all aloooonnneeeeee [/emo], but otherwise fecking hilarious.

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Srsly, it would make for much hilarious bedroom posterage. And would hve driven my roommates in college nuts...
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Aww, is ln(2π) actually that hard?

(The person on the left is on all four.)

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That looks more like ln π, though...
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What would e to the pi minus pi look like you think?
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oracle989 wrote:What would e to the pi minus pi look like you think?

e^(π-π) = e^0 = 1. That's fairly easy, and you'd only need one person for it.

Unless, of course, you meant (e^π)-π, which is significantly different...
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I wonder how intergation looks like... hmm...

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That's easy, one lies tangent to the other's curves, and/or one fills the other's area.

The more I think about it, the more "sex position 34" seems weirdly redundant. Maybe it's trying something you saw on the internet.
Also, late, but
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cephalopod9 wrote:I think 69 without the 9 would only be for very flexible people.

I think you are thinking of 0.
nah, that'd be feet to face, other wise you've got legs sticking up/out.

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krynd wrote:How long, then, until we discover the "Goatse" number? Note: I don't want to think about it

E0? maybe?
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Hm, this is an old idea of mine.

Admittedly, xkcd's is carried out better.

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Wow, seriously? Nobody's come up with this yet?

Masturbation would be OGC

(turn it sideways)

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How come nobody got the In(2π) yet? o.o In-two pi, it's almost spelled out perfectly. Into pee.

Nah, I'm sure there are many interpretations. *cough* In: Two p... *cough*

Lol at the root of eight.

Also: 666, the devil's number, is an all-male spooning sandwich O.O

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themuffinking wrote:Masturbation would be OGC

Wooooowwww, that's amazingly perfect. Not a number, but still, hahaha. Wow.
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i want to have exponential sex
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Q: What's 77?

A: It's like 69 but you get 8/ate more.

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SwissArmyAnts wrote:I'm surprised he didn't mention 81.

Nah, that what the square root of 8 is. Randal just didn't want to draw it. (Or would that be the 0th root of 0?)

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Well, I'm not sure about continued fractions, but an exponential sequence would simply involve getting her pregnant...

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I registered just to say that I saw this comic whilst surfing craigslist. Here it is under the title "Looking to try new things"

Warning: Possible NSFW text?

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Randall (two ll's?) should of changed 34 to the guy looking at porn after the girl walked off and then put it at the end

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Sorry to necropost, but I was reading through old strips and this popped in my head as a possible 34-ing, and I thought someone might find it interesting. *shrugs* It's not very clear, but I think it works fairly well.

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Vaelin wrote:There is the old Group Sex font that is probably appropriate to mention here.

It takes things a bit further with multiple figures per character though.

And besides: Bessel functions

I need that font.
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HawkDesigns wrote:
Vaelin wrote:There is the old Group Sex font that is probably appropriate to mention here.

It takes things a bit further with multiple figures per character though.

And besides: Bessel functions

I need that font.

The integer positions from the comic rendered using the Group Sex font:
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root 8 = 2 root two?
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Every time I pass by an instance of Cambridge's 1369 Coffee House, I think in quick succession 'Square' and 'Unlucky sex'.

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I shall do it in a quantum box! Where a radioactive element has a half-life of an hour. I Geiger counter shall then pick up any radiation and if there is a decay, we shall go sixty-nine, other wise we shall 71.

For the math people...
ΣΨ+(x)|69> + Ψ-(x)|71>
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Xyros wrote:[...]
ΣΨ+(x)|69> + Ψ-(x)|71>

That sounds like one super position, Xyros.

Fun fact: Schrodinger developed his imaginary diffusion equation whilst on a week-end getaway with his mistress, supposedly slipping pearls into his ears when he wanted absolute quite in which to work...or maybe that's "work", I don't know.

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mturyn wrote:
Xyros wrote:[...]
ΣΨ+(x)|69> + Ψ-(x)|71>

That sounds like one super position, Xyros.

Fun fact: Schrodinger developed his imaginary diffusion equation whilst on a week-end getaway with his mistress, supposedly slipping pearls into his ears when he wanted absolute quite in which to work...or maybe that's "work", I don't know.

As Schrödinger stated: The psi-function of the entire system would express this by having in it the 69-position and 71-position (pardon the expression) mixed or smeared out in equal parts.

Also, that was a both a bad and awesome pun.
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Cynical Idealist wrote:
'; DROP DATABASE;-- wrote:Wouldn't it be zero? Or maybe 303...

1000?
(1E03, in some notation or another. Ignore the 1, I just needed a number to justify the "E")

scientific. But, um, hex?
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Not sure what position it is but $e^{ i \pi} + 1$ always gives an 0 from the stick figures!

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I belive there is also position 12.

Where 1 is defenitely female, because tail of 1 is a pigtail.

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OK, I thought of something that vaguely makes sense for ln 2π:
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The girl is on her knees, and leaning back against a table. The guy is bent over in front of her, with his hands and feet on the floor. He has his feet pushed up against a wall to maintain stability. Also, the girl is cradling the guy's head in her hands. And I'm sure you can figure out what the guy is doing to the girl.

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The girl must be in a bit of pain from her broken elbows bending the wrong way.

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sje46 wrote:
krynd wrote:
sje46 wrote:I dont like this one because i hate it when other people have sex and i dont
thanks a lot, randall.

Think of it this way: when you have sex, you can try out a few of these positions. Just be careful to use appropriate amounts of lube, and never, ever, use Poison Ivy as a substitute for Ethernet cable.

Fix'd.

By the way:
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Farting on eachother's heads.

ok... normally ,if I new you better, I'd ask how you new that, but I don't really want to know in this case...
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They should derive eachother. Then they could lie tangent to the other's curves.