Squid Tamer wrote:I liked it, but I think that it would have been better if it had several people on the list, and their stories interacted in strange ways, and you had to figure it all out.
But there is a relationship between Megan's and Robert's actions.
Apparently some of these fools don't see the obvious connection. Here you go folks:
Megan gets home, finds Robert in bed with a sexbot
, engaged in some unimaginable fetish. A great battle ensues, with lasers and flying knives and things that seem to explode for no apparent reason. Eventually, Megan finds the sexbot's one weakness
and declares "I am John Connor". Using Bayes' theorem, the sexbot evaluates the posterior probability of it being SkyNet, given the potential state transition 'Kill John Connor' and implodes.
To Celebrate, Megan dashes off to the adult toy store to buy a life-size blow-up Sarah Connor doll. Robert attempts to clean up the debris.
Megan arrives home and Robert tells her their child is being held hostage by a madman (like Speed 2 only with a bus instead of a boat). Some research (and science) later, they track down the madman's IP trail across the websphere and discover the madman's sexbot is the one Robert stole in a really exciting and intricate heist which will feature in a later comic as a prequel when the concept of making more sequels becomes too ridiculous to stomach. The madman can't cope without the sweet sexbot fetish loving any more.
Robert dashes to the school to stop their child's physics experiment (which only has two hours before it creates a giant black hole) while Megan runs to the sex toy store to try and find the madman a new sexbot. On the way, she runs down Marsellus Wallace before murdering a redneck and stealing their
Robert finds that the school has been taken over by raptors. He fights his way through them room by room trying to reach the science expertiment. Meanwhile, Megan couldn't find everything she needed to build a sexbot at the sex toy store, so comes home to sift through the wreckage for spare parts.
Robert is still fighting the raptors - Megan has completed the sexbot - she now goes to the electronics store so she can buy an mp3 player and some portable speakers. She wants to be able to play the Kill Bill Fight Theme in case the high speed sexbot delivery goes wrong and she needs to use her samurai training once more.
Having saved the world, Robert pops in to Subway for a well deserved snack.
Subway. Eat Fresh. The way a sandwich should be.
Meanwhile, Megan has delivered the sexbot without a hitch. The madman is happy and the children are saved.
Megan comes home and makes a cup of tea to celebrate. However, she slips and spills boiling water all over herself.
It was obvious, really, wasn't it?