Merry Christmas! Responses for everyone! I suppose I should throw in that I was born in early March, because I was conceived in a tent during a summer camping trip. And since that was in 1988, hairstyles were in a transition phase.
GodShapedBullet wrote:Besides, if Harry Potter is real enough to have a birthday, Jesus is.
Oh please, don't even start. I have a cousin with the same birthday as Potter, and she is insufferable
. Even more so when she realized the books couldn't be true (about 13 and 3 years ago).
almafuerte wrote:1It has became a place for a religious debate since Randall decided to screw us up and post that piece of christianfaggotry that is today's comic.
2And you don't have any evidence to support your claim. There are no historical records about jesus from the time jesus was supposedly alive, there are only records from years later. The names do not match, and many other incongruencies.
3Anyway, even if there were any evidence, it would still be retarded. At best, he is just a myth, At worst, he was an actual schizophrenic that believed he was the sun of a nonexistent god that died like a bastard.
1 It's about a holiday pretty much universally celebrated, regardless of religion, by everyone in the US who wants free stuff, but nice try.
2 You need to get a bit up to date, and learn to spell incongruities, or at least spell check.
3 You fail at the scientific process forever. And at heterographs. And you totally missed my reference to Osiris's penis.
Emperor_Z wrote:...so we all agree on who the new "Dick of the Forum" is, right?
Back on topic, I now feel really bad for these unfortunate souls born on Xmas. I wanna start a charity for these poor kids and buy them extra presents, or at least a damn cake.
I think we do. And I vote sweaters and pie, not cake. Well, maybe carrot cake.
futilethewinds wrote:Please don't say "christianfaggotry" as it is offensive... to us faggots.
Har! So you are a British cigarette?
Ryan_K wrote:Yeah.. but how much would it suck to be born on 12/25 AND be Jewish?
Poor poor souls
Better yet, with a Hispanic father.
almafuerte wrote:Well, how else would you define it?
Look, if there were people posting child pornography in here, and I reacted in a violent way, you would understand me. Actually, you would all be reacting violently and all of you would agree that posting CP is bad, and that a comic about CP would be unacceptable.
Well, Christianity has caused more damage than CP ever will. Religion being good or bad is NOT a subjective issue, it is absolute: It is bad. It is, in the terms of the previous example, worse than CP. So, I am reacting in a natural way. The fact that all of you are either religious or have accepted religion as something normal doesn't make my reaction inappropriate. Mine should be the natural reaction against something as evil as religion.
...Wow. Now I'm rethinking my "responses for everyone!" idea. Shoot, I know this violates at least one rule of logic, but damn if I can remember their names. I think may be a false analogy.
Shadic wrote:Can we just get a "Generally Unpleasant Person" ban? Christ. I'm an Atheist and you're an annoying asshole.
I'm glad I'm born in early July. No competition, and gifts equally separated through the year. Plus, summer.
I'm agnostic, since I consider the concept of god to be unprovable by any of the means we currently have at our disposal. Either there are some new facets of science that we have yet to discover that van prove/disprove the hypothesis, or we won't know until it wants us too. Plus, I like the multiverse theory set, so I figure at least one universe out there has an entity we would call god, and that might or not be our own. But I digress. I wouldn't like a summer birthday because then they all feel they can stay late, when I want them all to leave so I can finally say hi to my online "peeps".
Okay, now that I've said all that I am going to sleep, and refuse to read any posts made while I wrote this until tomorrow, or I'll be up all night (Hi