
Alt text: "I'm just worried that we'll all leave and you won't get to come along!"
Brilliant. Of course, no explanation is given as to why we should look for destinations decades before the method of travel exists, but meh.
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Eebster the Great wrote:Brilliant. Of course, no explanation is given as to why we should look for destinations decades before the method of travel exists, but meh.
from __future__ import interstellar
Werewolf wrote:These topics were posted within the same minute :/
I don't know what to do.
Eebster the Great wrote:Werewolf wrote:These topics were posted within the same minute :/
I don't know what to do.
Technically mine was first, according to the forum. That is, his was on top.
But I don't have a screenshot to prove it, and it doesn't really matter.
this isn't my cowMighty Jalapeno wrote:I feel like you're probably an ocelot, and I feel like I want to eat you. Feeling is fun!
homeobocks wrote:Brilliant? A wordy lead to a "snooze-button" joke that sounds like something Seinfeld would have wrote while coming down off coke?
Eebster the Great wrote:homeobocks wrote:Brilliant? A wordy lead to a "snooze-button" joke that sounds like something Seinfeld would have wrote while coming down off coke?
Well, my comment was a. directed at the character, not Randall, and b. sarcastic. But you can take it however you like.
I think Randal wanted to point out that we live in cool times and, on a long time scale, exciting times. He probably used his artist character because artists (or maybe at least this guy) tend to think big. Also, this artist has displayed a lack of understanding logical relationships in the past, now between the length of snooze time and the logistics of choosing a planet for your future generations. I do think this comic may have worked better as an awe-inspiring type, probably without a joke at the end, though.homeobocks wrote:Brilliant? A wordy lead to a "snooze-button" joke that sounds like something Seinfeld would have wrote while coming down off coke?
pgn674 wrote:I think Randal wanted to point out that we live in cool times and, on a long time scale, exciting times. He probably used his artist character because artists (or maybe at least this guy) tend to think big. Also, this artist has displayed a lack of understanding logical relationships in the past, now between the length of snooze time and the logistics of choosing a planet for your future generations. I do think this comic may have worked better as an awe-inspiring type, probably without a joke at the end, though.homeobocks wrote:Brilliant? A wordy lead to a "snooze-button" joke that sounds like something Seinfeld would have wrote while coming down off coke?
Pez Dispens3r wrote:Space colonization will never happen sorry gaiz.
Roivas wrote:
We're going to colonize any viable planet we can find. It just isn't going to be quick. Like the comic says, we're probably not going to do it ourselves, but we might live just long enough to see the first ships leave earth only to fly straight into a black hole or something.
Roosevelt wrote:I wrote:Does Space Teddy Roosevelt wrestle Space Bears and fight the Space Spanish-American War with his band of Space-volunteers the Space Rough Riders?
Yes.
horza wrote:IOnce Daedalus is sent - it's going to be some 50 years before we manage to get a positive response from it along with a thorough scan of whatever viable destination (not the original barnard's star, which was probably chosen only because the coolness of the name) we might choose from it.
Eebster the Great wrote:Brilliant. Of course, no explanation is given as to why we should look for destinations decades before the method of travel exists, but meh.
Actually, at the time that Daedalus was first conceived, Barnard's Star was believed to possess two planets orbiting it, but more recent data makes their existence doubtful.
oddy wrote:Also: why enrich uranium? I thought H-bombs were more powerful?
EdgarJPublius wrote:Pez Dispens3r wrote:Space colonization will never happen sorry gaiz.
This basically only brings up two problems with space colonization, both of which are adressed by the comic:
Problem 1: suitable exo-planets are few and far between
Solution: This is actually because we haven't been looking hard enough for long enough, the equipment used to search for planets in other systems is just now on the cusp of being able to detect planets that are actually suitable for colonization, and given the current rate of new-planet discovery it's likely that within the next five or ten years we'll be spotting terrestrial planets within their stars habitable zone.
Before very recently, we've only been able to guess at the existence of planets in other systems, and even just a few years ago, spotting all but the most obvious super-sized planets was mere fantasy, so the universe looked like a pretty barren place. We live right now at the dawn of a time when we're starting to populate our celestial neighborhood with planetary systems.
Problem 2: it takes a really long time to get anywhere outside our own solar system
Solution:
GLORIOUS NUCLEAR PROJECT ORION.
Project Orion is actually an idea first formulated by some of the earliest nuclear scientists and engineers, including some key members of the Manhattan project, back in the late 1940s. The idea was actually thoroughly investigated and some relevant proof of concept tests were carried out, including some tests involving live nuclear detonations.
The idea is to propel a spacecraft with a long string of nuclear explosions.
Although it sounds pretty fantastical, there's really not much to it, and most of the engineering problems were solved by the 1960s, when the program was eventually canceled by the partial test ban treaties which restricted atmospheric and orbital tests of nuclear devices.
Compared to 'conventional' space-craft, such as chemical rockets, Project Orion has quite a few advantages. But for interstellar travel the upshot is that an orion-craft would be capable of reaching nearby stars within a human lifetime, and would have a favorable enough fuel fraction (the ratio of fuel to payload needed to make the trip) that very large colony ships are practical.
this isn't my cowMighty Jalapeno wrote:I feel like you're probably an ocelot, and I feel like I want to eat you. Feeling is fun!
chrth wrote:oddy wrote:Also: why enrich uranium? I thought H-bombs were more powerful?
I may be misremembering, but I believe H-bombs are two- or three-stage detonations. I think you need an initial fission reaction to create the fusion reaction. I think. (Did I qualify that enough?)
chrth wrote:oddy wrote:Also: why enrich uranium? I thought H-bombs were more powerful?
I may be misremembering, but I believe H-bombs are two- or three-stage detonations. I think you need an initial fission reaction to create the fusion reaction. I think. (Did I qualify that enough?)
phlip wrote:(Scholars believe it is lost to time exactly which search engine Columbus preferred... though they are reasonably sure that he was an avid user of Apple Maps.)
Roivas wrote:I am somewhat surprised that a science fiction writer, though he hasn't done many books, could say that something will never happen.
Roivas wrote:We can instantly communicate with one another from one side of the planet to the other right now...
Roivas wrote:We're going to colonize any viable planet we can find. It just isn't going to be quick. Like the comic says, we're probably not going to do it ourselves, but we might live just long enough to see the first ships leave earth only to fly straight into a black hole or something.
EdgarJPublius wrote:... Project Orion has quite a few advantages. But for interstellar travel the upshot is that an orion-craft would be capable of reaching nearby stars within a human lifetime
Eebster the Great wrote:Brilliant. Of course, no explanation is given as to why we should look for destinations decades before the method of travel exists, but meh.
Eebster the Great wrote:Alt text: "I'm just worried that we'll all leave and you won't get to come along!"

theduffman wrote:Correction: in slide 3, "cultures" should read "cultural" or "culture's"
Not at this moment, but if we're launching an extrastellar mission, then either this system is royally fucked or we've already developed a sufficient mining infrastructure on the asteroids to be able to divert such resources without massive economic disruption. Of course, there's also the possibility that staged bomb technology may advance to the point where only a very small amount of fissile material is needed per device(the Orion design would be useful just within the system, so it stands to reason it would be improved upon).DragonHawk wrote:According to the always-reliable Wikipedia, 300,000 tons of nuclear material would be able to accelerate to 3.3% c. So double that -- you need to decelerate. 600,000 tons. I can't find convenient figures for how much nuclear material is used in a weapon or power plant, but I know 600,000 tons is a *lot*. The largest seagoing vessel ever built by man weighed roughly that much (gross), and it didn't need to get into orbit. (I also don't know if that includes reaction mass. If it doesn't, you're well and truly screwed, so let's assume it does.) Closest known star to Sol is roughly 4 light-years away. So roughly 120 years. For something which may or may even be possible to build, and which would consume a staggering amount of fuel.
Again, not impossible, simply not viable.
Frédéric Bastiat wrote:Government is the great fiction through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else.
Siguy wrote:Sigh... Once again Randall recognizes that we need to make progress in space but misses what actually needs to be done... As a matter of fact Project Orion is hardly a capable mode of interstellar transportation, true, it would be more efficient than anything we have now, but just the same amount of research could develop something much better. And last time he suggested that the space elevator would be the way of the future, while in reality the space elevator would be extremely impractical in comparison to mass drivers, among other things...
ijuin wrote: (Alpha Centauri A and B are too close together for planets in the habitable zone to have stable orbits over a multibillion-year time span, and Proxima Centauri is believed to have no Earth-mass or larger planets).
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