0889: "Turtles"

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0889: "Turtles"

Postby Ukemi » Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:03 am UTC

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Alt-text: You're a turtle!
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Re: 0889: Turtles

Postby shashwat986 » Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:05 am UTC

Is this Randall trying to Hypnotize us?
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Re: 0889: Turtles

Postby IIAOPSW » Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:05 am UTC

I was hoping for a joke on the python Turtle module.

get back in my head Randall.
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Re: 0889: Turtles

Postby Aenh » Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:06 am UTC

Yes you are! And you're sitting there! Hi, turtle!
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Re: 0889: Turtles

Postby WizenedEE » Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:07 am UTC

He hasn't figured out that he's a tortoise. Turtles don't live to be 50 years old.
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Re: 0889: Turtles

Postby Kain » Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:07 am UTC

Aenh wrote:Yes you are! And you're sitting there! Hi, turtle!


http://xkcd.com/231/
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Re: 0889: Turtles

Postby VelociraptorEvader » Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:08 am UTC

WizenedEE wrote:He hasn't figured out that he's a tortoise. Turtles don't live to be 50 years old.

Haha. Mistaken identity on the turtle's behalf?
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Re: 0889: Turtles

Postby glasnt » Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:09 am UTC

But how do I move the turtle in logo?

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Re: 0889: Turtles

Postby Plasma Mongoose » Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:11 am UTC

I'm missing something here ain't I? Besides him being a tortoise and all.
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Re: 0889: Turtles

Postby Skeinchug » Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:14 am UTC

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Re: 0889: Turtles

Postby duckshirt » Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:16 am UTC

Reminds me of a great quote I read on amirite.net...
I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, "Hey man, I just want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there; I'm not in a rush. Because I'm a turtle." amirite?
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Re: 0889: Turtles

Postby Abascas » Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:22 am UTC

This is simplistically wonderful if you ask me, and very true. I think it would have been cool, though also probably would have got a lot of people upset not feeling like XKCD to them, if he had released this on Monday, and then did 4 more Tuesday-Friday where it's the same comic, but a different animal each time.

And I don't know if this is related to why he chose this comic, but tomorrow is Earth Day.
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Re: 0889: Turtles

Postby jdoege » Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:23 am UTC

You bet your sweet ass I am.
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Re: 0889: Turtles

Postby kbinferno » Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:23 am UTC

in before this doesn't fit into romance sarcasm math or language
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Re: 0889: Turtles

Postby edgey » Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:23 am UTC

Are turtles self aware?
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Re: 0889: Turtles

Postby myrcutio » Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:24 am UTC

shot in the dark from wildly flailing google search ---> http://turtle-p2p.sourceforge.net/docnodearch.html
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Re: 0889: Turtles

Postby DSMatticus » Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:29 am UTC

I dunno, kbinferno, that's an awful erotic turtle.
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Re: 0889: Turtles

Postby sk8kidamh » Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:30 am UTC

Is anyone else reminded that 4/20 was two days ago?
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Re: 0889: Turtles

Postby MikeStern » Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:31 am UTC

I like it, it reminds me of the old days where xkcd didn't make sense, nor try not to make sense.. a simpler time, when men were men and toilet paper were leaves.
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Re: 0889: Turtles

Postby Walter.Horvath » Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:41 am UTC

MikeStern wrote:I like it, it reminds me of the old days where xkcd didn't make sense, nor try not to make sense.. a simpler time, when men were men and toilet paper were leaves.

and/or a time spent drawing whilst celebrating 4/20 :d
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Re: 0889: Turtles

Postby faunablues » Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:42 am UTC

Turtles do have it all figured out. When they bask in the sun, my turtles just stretch out their limbs and hang out. I have one who likes to "explore" my apartment, and when she encounters a human or cat, she pauses, extends her neck and raises her head, as to say "I am a turtle." YES, YES YOU ARE.
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Re: 0889: Turtles

Postby AvianMinded » Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:47 am UTC

I'm probably reading too much into this one, but it makes me a little sad. I could easily see this comic as something that was inspired by those recent family events that Randall went through. A loved one and I had a similar discussion about dogs and how awesome it might be to not be self-aware (especially when you have an 'expiration date' looming over your head.) Ultimately we came to the conclusion that the ability to enjoy sex more than makes up for it.

But yeah the conversation kinda started the same way... "Dogs are lucky. They don't give a shit about cancer. They're just like 'Hey! What's this lumpy thing on me?' and then someone usually puts them down before they experience too much pain. All they know is that they're a dog and that's alright."

This post was a bit depressing... You should probably do an image search on pandas or something... Just in case.
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Re: 0889: Turtles

Postby esmith » Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:49 am UTC

Wouldn't you like to be a turtle too?

It's turtles all the way down.
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Re: 0889: Turtles

Postby Maples » Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:50 am UTC

hmmm... I thought it was some sort of (Tortoise)SVN reference... the values of backing up your data.... but then again, maybe not.
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Re: 0889: Turtles

Postby freyyr890 » Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:52 am UTC

sk8kidamh wrote:Is anyone else reminded that 4/20 was two days ago?

Was my first thought upon reading the comic.
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Re: 0889: Turtles

Postby krucifi » Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:52 am UTC

i think he just wanted to see if he could draw anything and have people analyse it in depth even though it HAS no depth.

EDIT: also to see if he would still get praise for doing absolutely nothing. he probably didnt even write this one.
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Re: 0889: Turtles

Postby Mr Jack » Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:04 am UTC

I think Randall wasn't quite with it when he wrote this.
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Re: 0889: Turtles

Postby Monotonius » Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:11 am UTC

Kain wrote:
Aenh wrote:Yes you are! And you're sitting there! Hi, turtle!


http://img846.imageshack.us/i/turtleproximity.png/
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Re: 0889: Turtles

Postby whomever1 » Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:15 am UTC

This strip must be for me--my Turtle Tamer on Kingdom of Loathing just completed his Holy McGuffin quest!
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Re: 0889: Turtles

Postby musashi1600 » Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:17 am UTC

This is one of the more stoner xkcd comics ever put up, man.
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Re: 0889: Turtles

Postby was_fired » Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:20 am UTC

He hasn't figured out that he's a tortoise. Turtles don't live to be 50 years old.


Actually, some species of turtles can live for more than fifty years, including alligator snapping turtles. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alligator_snapping_turtle
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Re: 0889: Turtles

Postby tipo test » Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:20 am UTC

I like ~s
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Re: 0889: Turtles

Postby arbivark » Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:28 am UTC

nothing yet at xkcdexplained.com
i found out yesterday that the galapagos islands aren't anywhere near where i though they were,and that there was an anti-tortoise genocide there at one time.
the comic made plenty of sense to me. but then i'm drunk.
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Re: 0889: Turtles

Postby iChef » Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:40 am UTC

I dunno turtles have it pretty rough. You have to live in a sewer. There are all these guys in purple pajamas try to kill you led by a crazy man covered in blades. The only thing you can ever eat is pizza delivery due to living in said sewer. I think being a turtle is probably tougher than it sounds, it sounded like a good idea when I was younger but now I'm not so sure. I guess the TV, movie and toy royalties would be nice, but I think turtles got screwed on the contract or something you'd think they could probably rent an apartment or something. It ain't easy being green.
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Re: 0889: Turtles

Postby picnic_crossfire » Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:43 am UTC

Yeah, Randall. Yeah, man. I feel you.
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Re: 0889: Turtles

Postby rwk » Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:45 am UTC

It's turtles all the way down.
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Re: 0889: Turtles

Postby samwyse » Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:52 am UTC

For what it's worth, my father was a Turtle. And yes, he was a pilot in WWII, and yes, I'm probably older than you. He had an ID card and everything.
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Re: 0889: Turtles

Postby meatyochre » Fri Apr 22, 2011 6:12 am UTC

AvianMinded wrote:I'm probably reading too much into this one, but it makes me a little sad. I could easily see this comic as something that was inspired by those recent family events that Randall went through. A loved one and I had a similar discussion about dogs and how awesome it might be to not be self-aware (especially when you have an 'expiration date' looming over your head.) Ultimately we came to the conclusion that the ability to enjoy sex more than makes up for it.

But yeah the conversation kinda started the same way... "Dogs are lucky. They don't give a shit about cancer. They're just like 'Hey! What's this lumpy thing on me?' and then someone usually puts them down before they experience too much pain. All they know is that they're a dog and that's alright."

This post was a bit depressing... You should probably do an image search on pandas or something... Just in case.

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Donnie: Of course. The rabbit's not like us. It has no... keen look at something in the mirror, it has no history books, no photographs, no knowledge of sorrow or regret... I mean, I'm sorry, Miss Pommeroy, don't get me wrong; y'know, I like rabbits and all. They're cute and they're horny. And if you're cute and you're horny, then you're probably happy, in that you don't know who you are and why you're even alive. And you just wanna' have sex, as many times as possible, before you die... I mean, I just don't see the point in crying over a dead rabbit! Y'know, who... who never even feared death to begin with.
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Re: 0889: Turtles

Postby Eternal Density » Fri Apr 22, 2011 6:14 am UTC

So, how are you holding up? Because, I'm a potato.
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Re: 0889: Turtles

Postby ysth » Fri Apr 22, 2011 6:35 am UTC

I'm not sure whether to say "Hi, I'm Randy! I'm a bandicoot!" or "Twenty-three years ago I fed these identical ducks with these identical sandwiches." "Ten years ago, I too fed them to bursting-point." "And ten and twenty years hence the same ducks and the same undergraduates will share the same ritual feast, and the ducks will bite the undergraduates’ fingers as they have just bitten mine. How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks..."
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