Aenh wrote:Yes you are! And you're sitting there! Hi, turtle!
WizenedEE wrote:He hasn't figured out that he's a tortoise. Turtles don't live to be 50 years old.
I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, "Hey man, I just want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there; I'm not in a rush. Because I'm a turtle." amirite?
MikeStern wrote:I like it, it reminds me of the old days where xkcd didn't make sense, nor try not to make sense.. a simpler time, when men were men and toilet paper were leaves.
And on the eighth day God created Irony.
But on the ninth day Satan was all like, "Nuh uh!"
And ironically made Alanis Morrisette his minion.
Kain wrote:Aenh wrote:Yes you are! And you're sitting there! Hi, turtle!
He hasn't figured out that he's a tortoise. Turtles don't live to be 50 years old.
AvianMinded wrote:I'm probably reading too much into this one, but it makes me a little sad. I could easily see this comic as something that was inspired by those recent family events that Randall went through. A loved one and I had a similar discussion about dogs and how awesome it might be to not be self-aware (especially when you have an 'expiration date' looming over your head.) Ultimately we came to the conclusion that the ability to enjoy sex more than makes up for it.
But yeah the conversation kinda started the same way... "Dogs are lucky. They don't give a shit about cancer. They're just like 'Hey! What's this lumpy thing on me?' and then someone usually puts them down before they experience too much pain. All they know is that they're a dog and that's alright."
This post was a bit depressing... You should probably do an image search on pandas or something... Just in case.
Dark567 wrote:"Hey, I created a perpetual motion device"
"yeah, but your poster sucks. F-"
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