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0935: “Missed Connections”

Postby Qaanol » Mon Aug 08, 2011 4:01 am UTC

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Title: “The Street View van isn't going to find out anything Google won't already know from reading my email.”

http://xkcd.com/935/

I’m…not entirely sure what this one is trying to say.

Link to explanation of SSN in comic.
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Re: 0935: “Missed Connections”

Postby jpk » Mon Aug 08, 2011 4:06 am UTC

I don't know either... and I don't know HOW Randall got my social security number, either...

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Re: 0935: “Missed Connections”

Postby KShrike » Mon Aug 08, 2011 4:07 am UTC

I don't normally completely misunderstand XKCD comics.
But when I do, I normally am wondering if Randall was just making a troll comic, or whether there was actually a point.

They must be references to movies, probably. Or books. Or games.

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Re: 0935: “Missed Connections”

Postby KShrike » Mon Aug 08, 2011 4:11 am UTC

Qaanol wrote:Link to explanation of SSN in comic.


lol? That page... wow...
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Re: 0935: “Missed Connections”

Postby sherlip » Mon Aug 08, 2011 4:16 am UTC

I don't get it at all.

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Re: 0935: “Missed Connections”

Postby jpk » Mon Aug 08, 2011 4:16 am UTC

I think it's pretty clear: Google's servers contain everything about you that there is to know... exaggerating slightly, even the guy who drives the flippin' Street View van has enough data to deduce, say, based on facial recognition and some software that hasn't made it to the labs yet, everything about you. Including the contents of your pockets right now.

Just a bit of reasonably well-founded paranoia about our new Googly overlords. Whom, I hasten to say, I welcome. Wholeheartedly. Without reservation.

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Re: 0935: “Missed Connections”

Postby jpk » Mon Aug 08, 2011 4:17 am UTC

Oh, and the "getting married to me" entry is great...

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Re: 0935: “Missed Connections”

Postby collegestudent22 » Mon Aug 08, 2011 4:20 am UTC

You are missing the most important things - one, Babe Ruth is a Time Lord, and two, he parked his TARDIS on the Third Moon of (Endor?).... Not to mention there exists at least one Time Lord other than the Master and the Doctor, apparently.

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Re: 0935: “Missed Connections”

Postby graudrakon » Mon Aug 08, 2011 4:26 am UTC

I wish I could say these are more farcical than many missed connections I've seen.

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Re: 0935: “Missed Connections”

Postby jpk » Mon Aug 08, 2011 4:34 am UTC

collegestudent22 wrote:You are missing the most important things - one, Babe Ruth is a Time Lord, and two, he parked his TARDIS on the Third Moon of (Endor?).... Not to mention there exists at least one Time Lord other than the Master and the Doctor, apparently.



Well, yeah, what do you think that last finale was all about? We have a recipe for making a timelord now... so, given an infinite franchise, we know that someone even lazier and less capable of maintaining the show than Moffat will grab at that branch, and there will be a new timelord... and since there will be, there is. QED.

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Re: 0935: “Missed Connections”

Postby OUGryphon » Mon Aug 08, 2011 4:36 am UTC

So what is the 45.170/16 address block?

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Re: 0935: “Missed Connections”

Postby Steve the Pocket » Mon Aug 08, 2011 4:39 am UTC

KShrike wrote:I don't normally completely misunderstand XKCD comics.
But when I do, I normally am wondering if Randall was just making a troll comic, or whether there was actually a point.

I feel the same way about the people who post on Missed Connections. First off, aren't they banking on people trawling the section regularly just in case someone they (the reader) didn't even bother to notice in the first place posted about them (the reader, again)? Which is pretty much not ever going to happen unless they (still the reader) are some kind of severely desperate loser? Like even moreso than they (the writer) are for posting there? ... I don't remember what if anything my second point was, but I think that's all that needed to be said anyway.

EDIT: I just realized my use of "they" was incredibly ambiguous so I added some stuff.
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Re: 0935: “Missed Connections”

Postby jpk » Mon Aug 08, 2011 4:46 am UTC

Steve the Pocket wrote:
KShrike wrote:I don't normally completely misunderstand XKCD comics.
But when I do, I normally am wondering if Randall was just making a troll comic, or whether there was actually a point.

I feel the same way about the people who post on Missed Connections. First off, aren't they banking on people trawling the section regularly just in case someone they (the reader) didn't even bother to notice in the first place posted about them (the reader, again)? Which is pretty much not ever going to happen unless they (still the reader) are some kind of severely desperate loser? Like even moreso than they (the writer) are for posting there? ... I don't remember what if anything my second point was, but I think that's all that needed to be said anyway.

EDIT: I just realized my use of "they" was incredibly ambiguous so I added some stuff.



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Re: 0935: “Missed Connections”

Postby skeptical scientist » Mon Aug 08, 2011 4:49 am UTC

So, how did Randall do the blacking out half the image thing? Is there a server-side script so that if the image is embedded in a page, it gives the user one version, but if they request the image directly, it gives a different version?
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Re: 0935: “Missed Connections”

Postby Eternal Density » Mon Aug 08, 2011 5:02 am UTC

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Re: 0935: “Missed Connections”

Postby abb3w » Mon Aug 08, 2011 5:03 am UTC

... while critically inexact, that's disturbingly close to my description. :(

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Re: 0935: “Missed Connections”

Postby Ghandi 2 » Mon Aug 08, 2011 5:23 am UTC

That is not really what Craigslist looks like, although at least it's better than the "4chan" in 591...

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Re: 0935: “Missed Connections”

Postby jpk » Mon Aug 08, 2011 5:24 am UTC

abb3w wrote:... while critically inexact, that's disturbingly close to my description. :(



What, you were the baddest fuckin' juggalo at Violent Q's party?

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Re: 0935: “Missed Connections”

Postby Wilhelm » Mon Aug 08, 2011 5:32 am UTC

Classic Randall. I love these types of comics.
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This requires understanding the “Missed Connections” term

Postby DavidRoss » Mon Aug 08, 2011 6:18 am UTC

I really didn't get this comic, so I had to read the forum on it. I guess I was not aware of the "Missed Connections" genre, wherein someone posts a message describing an interaction they had in passing with another person in hopes that the other person reads it and they reconnect. But now that I know what that is, it is funny.

Does this actually work (more than a statistically vanishingly small percentage of the time)?

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Re: 0935: “Missed Connections”

Postby pbnjstowell » Mon Aug 08, 2011 6:41 am UTC

Darn. I must have missed that episode of DW. :(
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Re: 0935: “Missed Connections”

Postby snowyowl » Mon Aug 08, 2011 7:22 am UTC

I hope that Cisco server finds love someday.
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Re: 0935: “Missed Connections”

Postby philip1201 » Mon Aug 08, 2011 7:36 am UTC

1. What are "personals"?
2. What are "missed connections" in this context?
3. Who is "you" supposed to be?
4. Who is "me" supposed to be?
5. What is an UDP packet?
6. What is a cisco router?
7. What is the 45.170/16 block?
8. Who is "violent J"?
9. What is the relationship between each pair that we're supposed to see?

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Re: 0935: “Missed Connections”

Postby alethiophile » Mon Aug 08, 2011 7:55 am UTC

I saw the Google joke and thought at first that it was a reference to Daemon/Freedom. More literally true, but less amusing.

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Re: 0935: “Missed Connections”

Postby sjorford » Mon Aug 08, 2011 8:34 am UTC

philip1201 wrote:1. What are "personals"?
2. What are "missed connections" in this context?
3. Who is "you" supposed to be?
4. Who is "me" supposed to be?
5. What is an UDP packet?
6. What is a cisco router?
7. What is the 45.170/16 block?
8. Who is "violent J"?
9. What is the relationship between each pair that we're supposed to see?

You missed "What is Google?"

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Re: 0935: “Missed Connections”

Postby nathanmacinnes » Mon Aug 08, 2011 9:13 am UTC

skeptical scientist wrote:So, how did Randall do the blacking out half the image thing? Is there a server-side script so that if the image is embedded in a page, it gives the user one version, but if they request the image directly, it gives a different version?


What do you mean? Either I'm missing something, or you're missing something.

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Re: 0935: “Missed Connections”

Postby paramecium » Mon Aug 08, 2011 9:31 am UTC

sjorford wrote:
philip1201 wrote:1. What are "personals"?
2. What are "missed connections" in this context?
3. Who is "you" supposed to be?
4. Who is "me" supposed to be?
5. What is an UDP packet?
6. What is a cisco router?
7. What is the 45.170/16 block?
8. Who is "violent J"?
9. What is the relationship between each pair that we're supposed to see?

You missed "What is Google?"

And "I'm 12 and"

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Re: 0935: “Missed Connections”

Postby exhnozoaa » Mon Aug 08, 2011 9:47 am UTC

I go to a small university (about 1500 students or so on campus... I went to a bigger high school). Here, everyone started using likealittle.com. I think it's more effective, especially when it is split into universities instead of cities.

With such a small pool of people, everyone knows exactly who this is:
"Blonde guy liked at Cafeteria
I love the way you talk with your hands... It's so sexy. But you're always surrounded by girls... I would never have a chance with you :("

And everyone knows he spends a lot of time on likealittle... and xkcd... crap, he's going to find this and kill me in my sleep.

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Re: 0935: “Missed Connections”

Postby skeptical scientist » Mon Aug 08, 2011 10:12 am UTC

nathanmacinnes wrote:
skeptical scientist wrote:So, how did Randall do the blacking out half the image thing? Is there a server-side script so that if the image is embedded in a page, it gives the user one version, but if they request the image directly, it gives a different version?


What do you mean? Either I'm missing something, or you're missing something.

Hmm, apparently what I thought was an intentional part of the joke on Randall's part was just a joke being played on my by the vagaries of fate and/or the internet, since I can't seem to reproduce it now that I've cleared my cache. This is what I saw when I first loaded the page:

Screen shot 2011-08-08 at 4.35.34 PM.png


Isn't that the most awesomely well-timed example of packet loss you've ever seen? I swear, it's not photo-shopped. I really did only get half of the image, and it cut off right after the line about a confused UDP packet. The internet is kind of flakey where I am, so it's not completely implausible, but it is pretty hilariously unlikely.
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Re: 0935: “Missed Connections”

Postby Monika » Mon Aug 08, 2011 11:38 am UTC

Indeed a funny coincidence :D .

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Re: 0935: “Missed Connections”

Postby radtea » Mon Aug 08, 2011 11:44 am UTC

graudrakon wrote:I wish I could say these are more farcical than many missed connections I've seen.


I think this is one of the great things about the 'Net: it demonstrates how weird people are. There was a genre of supposedly "subversive" art in the last century that was all about exposing the nominal perversities of uptight middle class people, and I can't help but think what would happen if one of those guys woke up in this future:

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Re: 0935: “Missed Connections”

Postby kasmeneo » Mon Aug 08, 2011 11:58 am UTC

Excellent list, let me add a few...
philip1201 wrote:1. What are "personals"?
2. What are "missed connections" in this context?
3. Who is "you" supposed to be?
4. Who is "me" supposed to be?
5. What is an UDP packet?
6. What is a cisco router?
7. What is the 45.170/16 block?
8. Who is "violent J"?
9. What is the relationship between each pair that we're supposed to see?

10. What's a Wienermobile?
11. If I just stole it, why am I on the hood instead of driving it the normal way?
12. What's a Juggalo?
13. Who's Nancy Pelosi?
14. Who's George Herman Babe Ruth?

(Yes I'm serious about it. I'm not American and haven't heard of these names and expressions. But I'm glad many here are confused too.)

(Oh, and I know what a UDP packet and a Cisco router is.)
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Re: 0935: “Missed Connections”

Postby infoeon » Mon Aug 08, 2011 12:01 pm UTC

The 45.170/16 block refers to the 45/8 ipv4 subnet that was (mostly) returned by Interop back to ARIN. Not sure what the reason is for the .170 though.

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Re: 0935: “Missed Connections”

Postby BrianB » Mon Aug 08, 2011 12:26 pm UTC

kasmeneo wrote:Excellent list, let me add a few...

10. What's a Wienermobile?
11. If I just stole it, why am I on the hood instead of driving it the normal way?
12. What's a Juggalo?
13. Who's Nancy Pelosi?
14. Who's George Herman Babe Ruth?

(Yes I'm serious about it. I'm not American and haven't heard of these names and expressions. But I'm glad many here are confused too.)

(Oh, and I know what a UDP packet and a Cisco router is.)


10. Wienermobile = Automobile shaped like a "hot-dog in a bun" used as a promotional tool for the Oscar Mayer brand of hot dogs.
11. IDK
12. I'd try Googling that
13. Nancy Pelosi = Radical Left-Wing Liberal Democrat representative to the US House of Representatives from California who was the Speaker of the House.
14. Babe Ruth = Legendary great American Baseball Icon from the early-20th century.

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Re: 0935: “Missed Connections”

Postby Monika » Mon Aug 08, 2011 12:28 pm UTC

kasmeneo wrote:10. What's a Wienermobile?
11. If I just stole it, why am I on the hood instead of driving it the normal way?
12. What's a Juggalo?
13. Who's Nancy Pelosi?
14. Who's George Herman Babe Ruth?

(Yes I'm serious about it. I'm not American and haven't heard of these names and expressions. But I'm glad many here are confused too.)

Nancy Pelosi was the (Democrat) head (speaker? not sure what the English term is) of the US House of Representatives until January (then a Republican took over).
I am not sure, but maybe that missed connection is a reference to this abominable and ridiculous FOX article: Obama's Hip-Hop BBQ Didn't Create Jobs ... Nancy Pelosi attended Barrack Obama's 50th birthday party. Where one of the numerous other guests was Jay-Z, a hip hopper (who did not perform anything there). And a little bit of hip hop was played among lots of other music.

Wienermobile ... I was thinking it might be a car that sells sausages / hot dogs, but Google image search suggests it's something more specific: http://www.google.de/search?q=Wienermobile&tbm=isch
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Re: 0935: “Missed Connections”

Postby BrianB » Mon Aug 08, 2011 12:33 pm UTC

infoeon wrote:The 45.170/16 block refers to the 45/8 ipv4 subnet that was (mostly) returned by Interop back to ARIN. Not sure what the reason is for the .170 though.


The 45.170/16 block (at least the few I checked) all seem to be geolocated in San Francisco, CA USA : Geolocation of 45.170.200.1

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Re: 0935: “Missed Connections”

Postby CiDhed » Mon Aug 08, 2011 12:44 pm UTC

What is a juggalo = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-vAZezhzfY Not sure why I ever listened to them...

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Re: 0935: “Missed Connections”

Postby Corcoran » Mon Aug 08, 2011 12:52 pm UTC

skeptical scientist wrote:
nathanmacinnes wrote:
skeptical scientist wrote:So, how did Randall do the blacking out half the image thing? Is there a server-side script so that if the image is embedded in a page, it gives the user one version, but if they request the image directly, it gives a different version?


What do you mean? Either I'm missing something, or you're missing something.

Hmm, apparently what I thought was an intentional part of the joke on Randall's part was just a joke being played on my by the vagaries of fate and/or the internet, since I can't seem to reproduce it now that I've cleared my cache. This is what I saw when I first loaded the page:

Screen shot 2011-08-08 at 4.35.34 PM.png


Isn't that the most awesomely well-timed example of packet loss you've ever seen? I swear, it's not photo-shopped. I really did only get half of the image, and it cut off right after the line about a confused UDP packet. The internet is kind of flakey where I am, so it's not completely implausible, but it is pretty hilariously unlikely.


That really isn't all that uncommon. Especially with shitty internet (and IE)

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Re: 0935: “Missed Connections”

Postby Corcoran » Mon Aug 08, 2011 12:58 pm UTC

kasmeneo wrote:Excellent list, let me add a few...
philip1201 wrote:1. What are "personals"?
2. What are "missed connections" in this context?
3. Who is "you" supposed to be?
4. Who is "me" supposed to be?
5. What is an UDP packet?
6. What is a cisco router?
7. What is the 45.170/16 block?
8. Who is "violent J"?
9. What is the relationship between each pair that we're supposed to see?

10. What's a Wienermobile?
11. If I just stole it, why am I on the hood instead of driving it the normal way?
12. What's a Juggalo?
13. Who's Nancy Pelosi?
14. Who's George Herman Babe Ruth?

(Yes I'm serious about it. I'm not American and haven't heard of these names and expressions. But I'm glad many here are confused too.)

(Oh, and I know what a UDP packet and a Cisco router is.)


10. I have no idea.
11. 'Cause it's fun. (I doubt that's the actual answer. There's probably some pop culture joke I'm missing here.)
12. A group of fans of a rap group called Insane Clown Posse. They're really fun to troll, you should try it sometime.
13. She was America's speaker of the house until last November.
14. Famous baseball player from the early(ish) days of baseball.

*edit*
Crap, sorry for the double post. ):

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Re: 0935: “Missed Connections”

Postby OUGryphon » Mon Aug 08, 2011 1:02 pm UTC

BrianB wrote:
infoeon wrote:The 45.170/16 block refers to the 45/8 ipv4 subnet that was (mostly) returned by Interop back to ARIN. Not sure what the reason is for the .170 though.


The 45.170/16 block (at least the few I checked) all seem to be geolocated in San Francisco, CA USA : Geolocation of 45.170.200.1


What's interesting is that when I traceroute anything in that block, the trace doesn't even make it out of my state. It's like the whole block has gone dark, which is odd.


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