CorruptUser wrote: Izawwlgood wrote:
CorruptUser wrote:Given that a blind man with a sword can defeat an army of 10,000 ninjas, giving them guns would make them unstoppable.
What if it's a blind ninja?
Depends how many blind ninjas. If just one, nothing short of learning a valuable lesson about human nature could kill him. If it's a her, depends on whether she is good or evil; the good female ninjas are immortal, no matter the size of the army. If there is only 1 female ninja, she is good. If there are two, the one with modest but perky breasts will be good, while the other ninja with the larger pair will have been driven insane from the all the back pain.
There is otherwise a cap of one blind ninja in a group, but the group has rules too. More than 3 is kind of risky, 5 is pretty much the limit for regular practice. Six is unstable but can occur on rare occasions, assuming the 6th is a former member that was kicked out, an old mentor, or recurring villain joining forces against something worse.
As for 'citation needed' for blind people being allowed to own and use guns, no, just no. We don't need to spend time and money on studies for whether or not blind people can operate something that requires you to see what you are doing. Unless you also want to argue blind people should be allowed driver's licenses?
Guns? Everyone has guns.
You want a gun; You have money?
You are golden; Get a gun.
Blind people own cars. And; Should.
What was the name of that guy?
Blind guy. Black, blind guy.
He wanted to drive. They took him out in a huge parking lot and he drove.
If you are blind, you can buy a car.
If you are blind you may not be a very successful driver.
If you are blind, you can buy a gun.
If you are blind you may not be a very successful marksman.
Do your blind friends have guns?
Brings new meaning to the words, "Keep your friends near. Keep you enemies nearer."
The sighted are dangerous when armed and twitchy.
What do you do? It is so funny. I move toward the gun.
Why the hell would you run? If you run; Run toward the gun.
I am a big fan of belts. Grab the shooters belt and put your chest against his back.
It is the safest place in the house.
If he is blind, I stand a better chance of survival.
Oh. One of those Fat Old Bastard that either can't or won't stand up?
Yuck. Old Time Warfare? yuck. Why? oh Why?
It is fun? It is a middle class entertainment.
Not many people get shot. A lot of talking about shooting.
Not much shooting, yet. Maybe the sides are still getting armed.
They have Blind Guys with guns. Dang.
Any idiot can have a gun. Why, not?
The only limiting factor is money.
If you have the money, then buy the gun.
Buy two, Buddy. The Gangsters that take your shit will be glad they found you and your little pack of Blind and Disabled Vigallanies.
Get some food and woman. The Gangsters want those things, too.
Do you idiots know what war is really like?
You want to know? it is so much fun for some people.
Wars are like bad storms. Wars often have bad storms.
Only; The Assholes sometimes get a little confused about things during a storm.
Storms do not effect all persons the same. Wars are the same way.
If a storm blows in and blows back out, again.
The Survivalist do pretty well.
If the storm lasts and lasts; Well;
Wars are a game of Might Makes Right.
And; Who knows who.
Who knows the Blind guy with the guns?
The Blind and Disabled as Survivalists. So sad.
The Gangsters are a good match for them.
Yes! Of course, they team up.
Uneasy teams. Gangsters and Survivalists.
They have so much in common.
This shit is funny. I wish I had a little more distance on it.
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Some of us see The Gutter.
Some of us see The Stars.
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Those that do not Know; Don't tell them.
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