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Re: Where Aren't They Now (Obituaries)

Postby ElWanderer » Sun Aug 05, 2018 2:53 pm UTC

Mutex wrote:Something from that article I didn't know:
Two older brothers, Jimmy and Brian, also formed a double-act, the Patton Brothers, and have appeared on ChuckleVision

Gee I wonder why the "Patton Brothers" were less successful than the Chuckle Brothers.


Patton vision, Patton vision *tank crashes through set* Patton Patton vision!!

Yes, it doesn't sound so entertaining.
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Re: Where Aren't They Now (Obituaries)

Postby orthogon » Mon Aug 06, 2018 5:16 pm UTC

ElWanderer wrote:
Mutex wrote:Something from that article I didn't know:
Two older brothers, Jimmy and Brian, also formed a double-act, the Patton Brothers, and have appeared on ChuckleVision

Gee I wonder why the "Patton Brothers" were less successful than the Chuckle Brothers.


Patton vision, Patton vision *tank crashes through set* Patton Patton vision!!

Yes, it doesn't sound so entertaining.

I was thinking that even "Chuckle Brothers" was aiming kind of low anyway. "We're not hilarious, we're just mildly amusing". It's quite British and reminds me of Paul Daniels's promise that "you'll like it --- not a lot". On reflection, though, chuckling is probably my favourite sort of laughter - the slow burning, self-perpetuating mirth that keeps rekindling itself each time you think about the joke. (I can't remember whether the Chuckle Brothers actually induced this state of being, mind).
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Re: Where Aren't They Now (Obituaries)

Postby Soupspoon » Mon Aug 06, 2018 8:22 pm UTC

The late Ken Dodd, barely paraphrased:
Everyone's got a chuckle-muscle, but you have to exercise it every day or it wastes away.

I didn't watch too much Chucklevision/etc, aimed at children at an age when I was neither a child nor watching ironically as a student, but I do know they were the consummate… ummm… not strictly physical comedians (like Keaton, Lloyd or Chaplin), but physical-situational comedians, perhaps even comparable (arguably) with Laurel and Hardy. They had 'gags', but they mainly had exquisite choreography and expressiveness, from what I recall. No superhuman feats, but a ballet-like performance, IIRC.

Obviously they were experienced panto-players, and came to fame through a mild-grotesque two-hander act in the '70s, and still had been shown to have be able to be employed even today, moulding to various capacities. That's a skill to have, in anybody's field, and certainly a pair of performers, not so easy to (say) write a bit-part into a Midsomer Murders or do a King Lear run, to try to establish a serious-drama option beyond the original remit.


("They"+"Were" because "They" is now in the past tense, but the other brother is still alive of course, and my condolences - for what they are worth, on here - go out to him.)

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Re: Where Aren't They Now (Obituaries)

Postby Clix » Thu Aug 16, 2018 2:32 pm UTC

It's a bitch when you're at an age when your original musical heroes are dropping left and right.

Aretha Franklin, the ‘Queen of Soul,’ Dies at 76

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Re: Where Aren't They Now (Obituaries)

Postby moody7277 » Thu Aug 16, 2018 2:35 pm UTC

There's some sort of pathos/irony thing that she died so close to the relaunch of Murphy Brown.
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Re: Where Aren't They Now (Obituaries)

Postby Zohar » Thu Aug 16, 2018 2:40 pm UTC

moody7277 wrote:There's some sort of pathos/irony thing that she died so close to the relaunch of Murphy Brown.

Because she guest-starred in it once? I'm not sure I understand.
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Re: Where Aren't They Now (Obituaries)

Postby moody7277 » Thu Aug 16, 2018 2:49 pm UTC

Zohar wrote:
moody7277 wrote:There's some sort of pathos/irony thing that she died so close to the relaunch of Murphy Brown.

Because she guest-starred in it once? I'm not sure I understand.


Murphy Brown was a big fan, they used her music a lot in the show.
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Postby Zohar » Thu Aug 16, 2018 3:21 pm UTC

Oh, OK, I don't remember the show very well. Thanks for clarifying.
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Re: Where Aren't They Now (Obituaries)

Postby addams » Thu Aug 16, 2018 5:07 pm UTC

Clix wrote:It's a bitch when you're at an age when your original musical heroes are dropping left and right.

Aretha Franklin, the ‘Queen of Soul,’ Dies at 76

Border Song (Holy Moses) (with The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra)
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Re: Where Aren't They Now (Obituaries)

Postby commodorejohn » Fri Aug 17, 2018 7:37 am UTC

I mean, the lady managed to be a standout musical performance in the freaking Blues Brothers. That alone would be legacy enough, but in her career, it was just an entertaining footnote. 'Nuff said.
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Re: Where Aren't They Now (Obituaries)

Postby orthogon » Mon Aug 20, 2018 4:11 pm UTC

Soupspoon wrote:Kofi Annan

I always thought that one of the selection criteria for UN Secretaries General was having a great name. Kofi Annan is an OK name, but, with all due respect for the recently departed, it's not a patch on Javier Pérez de Cuéllar or Ban Ki-moon and well behind the unassailable all-time champion, Boutros Boutros-Ghali.
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Postby Soupspoon » Mon Aug 20, 2018 6:08 pm UTC

(Alas, we said goodbye to him a couple of years ago.)


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Re: Where Aren't They Now (Obituaries)

Postby addams » Wed Aug 22, 2018 3:24 am UTC

oh,...I'm so sorry for your loss.
I didn't know about him.

I know about him, now.
He was quite the guy.

You must be sad, knowing he is gone.
I am glad you have his body of work.

Kind'a like I have Carl Sagan's Pale Blue Dot.
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Re: Where Aren't They Now (Obituaries)

Postby CorruptUser » Sun Aug 26, 2018 1:04 am UTC

John McCain

Apparently, his mother is still alive, at 106 years old. Must be awful, bad enough to have to bury your identical twin sister, but that was a 50 50 chance anyway, and now her son.

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Re: Where Aren't They Now (Obituaries)

Postby Zamfir » Sun Aug 26, 2018 12:29 pm UTC

Javier Pérez de Cuéllar or Ban Ki-moon and well behind the unassailable all-time champion, Boutros Boutros-Ghali.

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Re: Where Aren't They Now (Obituaries)

Postby sardia » Sun Aug 26, 2018 1:55 pm UTC

CorruptUser wrote:John McCain

Apparently, his mother is still alive, at 106 years old. Must be awful, bad enough to have to bury your identical twin sister, but that was a 50 50 chance anyway, and now her son.

He did his duty, pretending he wasn't dead until after the special election window had passed, thus letting the governor appoint a GOP senator.

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Re: Where Aren't They Now (Obituaries)

Postby Chen » Sun Aug 26, 2018 2:51 pm UTC

sardia wrote:
CorruptUser wrote:John McCain

Apparently, his mother is still alive, at 106 years old. Must be awful, bad enough to have to bury your identical twin sister, but that was a 50 50 chance anyway, and now her son.

He did his duty, pretending he wasn't dead until after the special election window had passed, thus letting the governor appoint a GOP senator.


Wasn’t the deadline for that in May? Seems that window passed a while ago.

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Re: Where Aren't They Now (Obituaries)

Postby cyanyoshi » Sun Aug 26, 2018 8:44 pm UTC

sardia wrote:
CorruptUser wrote:John McCain

Apparently, his mother is still alive, at 106 years old. Must be awful, bad enough to have to bury your identical twin sister, but that was a 50 50 chance anyway, and now her son.

He did his duty, pretending he wasn't dead until after the special election window had passed, thus letting the governor appoint a GOP senator.

Are you suggesting that undergoing cancer treatment to delay the inevitable was a political move?

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Re: Where Aren't They Now (Obituaries)

Postby Mutex » Sun Aug 26, 2018 10:02 pm UTC

I think sardia is suggesting there's been a Weekend at Bernies thing going on since May.

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Re: Where Aren't They Now (Obituaries)

Postby addams » Mon Aug 27, 2018 12:35 am UTC

ewww...
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Re: Where Aren't They Now (Obituaries)

Postby CorruptUser » Mon Aug 27, 2018 1:41 am UTC

This is the only Weekend at Bernie's that I'll accept

But no, I think Sardia was just being snarky and showing contempt for the least awful Republican we've had.

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Postby sardia » Mon Aug 27, 2018 4:43 am UTC

CorruptUser wrote:This is the only Weekend at Bernie's that I'll accept

But no, I think Sardia was just being snarky and showing contempt for the least awful Republican we've had.

McCain didn't get any better, he just didn't get any worse. https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/jo ... olitician/ Image He saved ACA, which I'm happy about, but McCain knew which team he's rooting for. They purposely held him in that seat until after the May deadline to prevent a special election. Just like they did with Thad Cochrane. These people* aren't mentally fit for office, but their staff pretend a la weekend at Bernies. But with medically incompetent, instead of dead.

*To be fair, I think McCain was competent until he died, just no stamina.

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Re: Where Aren't They Now (Obituaries)

Postby Zamfir » Mon Aug 27, 2018 9:07 am UTC

Whats the point of a party-identifying senator who only votes with the party 50% or 60%?

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Postby commodorejohn » Mon Aug 27, 2018 12:43 pm UTC

Zamfir wrote:Whats the point of a party-identifying senator who only votes with the party 50% or 60%?

In an ideal world, to be the conscience of the party and help keep things from devolving into blind tribalism.

In McCain's case, to give the press excuses to keep calling him a "maverick" even though he folded under pressure on the important issues 90% of the time.
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Re: Where Aren't They Now (Obituaries)

Postby Tyndmyr » Mon Aug 27, 2018 3:09 pm UTC

Zamfir wrote:Whats the point of a party-identifying senator who only votes with the party 50% or 60%?


Matters for perception of control. At least, if we're talking "point of them for the party".

For the electorate, I can see a lot more value. I don't mind someone being willing to oppose the party line on occasion. So long as it's when he's got a good reason.

For McCain...it's mixed. For instance, he made the occasional principled statement in opposition to some in his party that was reasonable. Other times, sure, just folding because of convenience. It happens, it's politics and nobody up there is perfect. I do wish some other members of his party were similarly respectful towards their opposition, though. If there's one element I hope he's remembered for, it's that.

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Re: Where Aren't They Now (Obituaries)

Postby addams » Mon Aug 27, 2018 3:15 pm UTC

Yep.
Dignity.

Not a thing his party is known for, now.
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Postby wumpus » Tue Aug 28, 2018 4:21 pm UTC

Zamfir wrote:Whats the point of a party-identifying senator who only votes with the party 50% or 60%?


Wait, what? Did Susan Collins [60%] die? John McCain was 87% (median GOP 91%).
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Re: Where Aren't They Now (Obituaries)

Postby Soupspoon » Thu Sep 06, 2018 9:45 pm UTC

Burt Reynolds

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Re: Where Aren't They Now (Obituaries)

Postby Yablo » Thu Sep 06, 2018 10:03 pm UTC

Soupspoon wrote:Burt Reynolds

"Breaker, breaker for the Bandit."

This is actually pretty sad. I think I need to stop trying to start tabletop RPGs with my old gaming group. Last time I tried, Don Rickles died, and this time it's Burt.
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Re: Where Aren't They Now (Obituaries)

Postby CorruptUser » Thu Sep 06, 2018 10:57 pm UTC

Yes... had absolutely nothing to do with his breakup with Mallory Archer...

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Re: Where Aren't They Now (Obituaries)

Postby Thesh » Tue Sep 11, 2018 2:58 am UTC

Gene Wilder has been dead for two years.
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Postby Soupspoon » Tue Sep 11, 2018 3:11 am UTC

You're right. For some reason an old story about his death came up as new when scanning news, and here I was thinking "is it going to be like 2016 where loads of celebrities seemed to be dying", forgetting that he was one of them! And I surely posted something (somewhere, if not here, but very likely here) at the time.

(That's how bad 2016 was? So easy to forget?)

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Re: Where Aren't They Now (Obituaries)

Postby Soupspoon » Wed Sep 19, 2018 4:44 pm UTC

Double checks date first!

Almost certainly for the Brits among us, and likely not so much the Millennials but I would be happy to be surprised about that, may I present Denis Norden (1922-2018). With the warning that despite being a most prolific comedy-writer of note, or perhaps because of, the article starts pretty much in the complete opposite of comedy.


LateETA, but I really don't want to double-post just for the sake of marking the passing of another Brit-only icon. (Hopefully enough people will rewind to see this addition to not make it invisible.)

Geoffrey from Rainbow has just said his final "Goodbye everybody!"

Could I say he was a bit Mr Rogersish? Maybe in combination with Harry(/Matthew) Corbett, Mr Derek (and other Basil Brush "Mr"s), Johnny Morris, etc. Anyway, overwhelmingly famous for playing alongside a monodexterous pink hippo-head, a counterdexterous lemony-thing-head, a bipedal bear and Rod, Jane and Freddy in a long running children's programme (and one self-parodying not-really-for-children clip that is still true to the show) that many should remember, or at least know about from nostalgia shows. He got big again amongst the student crowd (mumble mumble "ironic" mumble mumble?) about a decade after he appealed to them as children, so probably known widely for that phase, too.

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Postby svenman » Wed Oct 03, 2018 6:12 am UTC

Charles Aznavour, French music legend, 94.

[Edit] And because nobody else is mentioning it: Montserrat Caballé, Spanish/Catalan music legend of a rather different genre, 85.
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Re: Where Aren't They Now (Obituaries)

Postby Soupspoon » Tue Oct 16, 2018 11:11 am UTC

Paul Allen, co-founder of Microsoft.

(Maybe he'll get to chat with Steve Jobs about their respective companies. Unless one of them went to The Other Place and the other did not. ;) )

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Re: Where Aren't They Now (Obituaries)

Postby CorruptUser » Tue Oct 16, 2018 2:57 pm UTC

You are of course assuming there's only two afterlives, while D&D currently has 17 (9 for the standard alignments, 8 for the in between alignments like "lawful neutral with evil tendencies", which is a hell-like place of unending warfare for all those "I was just following orders" types).

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Postby Soupspoon » Mon Oct 22, 2018 3:37 pm UTC

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