Israel recalls 'naked ambassador'

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Israel recalls 'naked ambassador'

Postby Lani » Mon Mar 12, 2007 9:40 pm UTC

D'oh

the article wrote:Israel has recalled its ambassador to El Salvador after he was found drunk and naked apart from bondage gear.
Reports say he was able to identify himself to police only after a rubber ball had been removed from his mouth.
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Postby bbctol » Mon Mar 12, 2007 9:42 pm UTC

On the "smoothness" scale, that's the only thing I've seen so far that ranks under me blatantly insulting someone I didn't recognize to their face.
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Postby Belial » Mon Mar 12, 2007 9:42 pm UTC

Best. Ambassador. Ever.
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Postby Tractor » Mon Mar 12, 2007 9:49 pm UTC

Belial wrote:Best. Ambassador. Ever.

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Postby VannA » Mon Mar 12, 2007 9:53 pm UTC

Curious,

Suprisingly little actual story there.

Was it done deliberately?

The lack of support from Israel would indicate that they believe it was of his own volition.

But.. to be dumpled that uncermoniously?

I find it curious.
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Postby singing about potatoes » Mon Mar 12, 2007 9:59 pm UTC

Tractor wrote:
Belial wrote:Best. Ambassador. Ever.

QFT
What does QFT mean, anyway? Is it Latin?
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Postby bbctol » Mon Mar 12, 2007 10:01 pm UTC

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Postby Axolotl » Mon Mar 12, 2007 10:27 pm UTC

When I heard about this on the radio I got the impression that there was, at the very least, some ambiguity as to whether the ambassador had done this of his own free will or had been drugged and abused. Does anyone have any more detailed information on this?

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Postby Shro » Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:36 am UTC

I've been watching too much Alias, so obviously, I suspect some sort of conspiracy. Perhaps he did something he wasn't supposed to do? Or knew something? Maybe it was for his protection, if he DID know something, something that someone didn't want him to know.... okay now I'm purposefully making paranoid. But does anyone else do that? Dissect the news of spies/bombs/politicians etc. to include the super secret wow stuff?

That's sad that he was found like that. Because if he had been doing this kind of stuff privately... well, that's his own business. Is this kind of behavior unbecoming of a diplomat because he let himself get caught, or if you're a diplomat, you're not allowed to be into deviant sexual stuff?
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Postby Jesse » Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:43 am UTC

Being found naked apart from bondage gear is not something that gives off an air of professional conduct. Back when I worked at a supermarket they could fire me for misconduct outside of work, which they've done to some people because of the bad name it could give Asda, so it was probably a case of Israel's politicians not wanting an image of their ambassadors as irresponsible.

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Postby fjafjan » Tue Mar 13, 2007 5:39 pm UTC

Jesster wrote:Being found naked apart from bondage gear is not something that gives off an air of professional conduct. Back when I worked at a supermarket they could fire me for misconduct outside of work, which they've done to some people because of the bad name it could give Asda, so it was probably a case of Israel's politicians not wanting an image of their ambassadors as irresponsible.


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