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Postby Traisenau » Wed Mar 14, 2007 2:57 am UTC

From jolly old England: A dude who likes to rub against, and rub one out to, cars.
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Postby Owijad » Wed Mar 14, 2007 3:29 am UTC

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I'd hit that.
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Postby Traisenau » Wed Mar 14, 2007 3:42 am UTC

heh, I posted this just before Leno talked about it. No real point to this post, I just found it pretty funny.
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Postby Tractor » Wed Mar 14, 2007 5:11 am UTC

That's just disturbing.

*Disclaimer - do not click that link if you are easily disturbed/faint of heart/etc/etc/etc.
9 x 6 = 42

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Postby hyperion » Wed Mar 14, 2007 7:39 am UTC

Tractor wrote:That's just disturbing.

*Disclaimer - do not click that link if you are easily disturbed/faint of heart/etc/etc/etc.
do not put a warning. seriously. the warning made me click it.

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Postby Tractor » Wed Mar 14, 2007 1:44 pm UTC

HYPERiON wrote:OH GOD NO! DON'T CLICK THE LINK!


You can't say I didn't warn you. At least I didn't put it up in img tags :P
9 x 6 = 42



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Postby Gordon » Wed Mar 14, 2007 3:19 pm UTC

Well now I really want to click it :?
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Postby bbctol » Wed Mar 14, 2007 4:28 pm UTC

No, don't click the link. I'm not kidding. Don't do it.

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Postby LE4dGOLEM » Wed Mar 14, 2007 5:12 pm UTC

If you like Lemonparty, you'd like that link.



Also, the last-but-one flavour of Mustang would be my favourite.
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Postby Grincement » Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:30 pm UTC

Aww where would we be without the quality reporting of the sun...they once ran an article about a guy who has a doll for a wife. Basically a company produces dolls for lonely men...fully working!
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Postby LE4dGOLEM » Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:33 pm UTC

Squeak wrote:Aww where would we be without the quality reporting of the sun...they once ran an article about a guy who has a doll for a wife. Basically a company produces dolls for lonely men...fully working!


realdoll?
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Postby Phy » Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:43 pm UTC

Aww... the Sun article already did the "auto-erotica" joke.

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Postby Belial » Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:53 pm UTC

LE4dGOLEM wrote:
Squeak wrote:Aww where would we be without the quality reporting of the sun...they once ran an article about a guy who has a doll for a wife. Basically a company produces dolls for lonely men...fully working!


realdoll?


God those things are creepy.
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Postby Grincement » Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:59 pm UTC

Hehe yea that would be it...they threw him and his three dolls a christmas party :shock:
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Postby CoreyKendrick » Thu Mar 15, 2007 2:41 am UTC

OK, you win that was pretty disturbing. Try being inside my head for five minutes if you want some really messed up stuff though.
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Postby LE4dGOLEM » Thu Mar 15, 2007 3:59 pm UTC

I demand a return to the posted topic.
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Postby CoreyKendrick » Thu Mar 15, 2007 4:22 pm UTC

If I was going to have sex with a car it would be like a Chevy, you know, "Like a rock"
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Postby TheTankengine » Wed Mar 21, 2007 6:38 am UTC

...how?

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