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kid paints 60 ft penis on parents roof

Postby michael24easilybored » Tue Mar 24, 2009 4:41 pm UTC

http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/newsb ... 961224.stm

I'm not sure if this is something you guys in the United States do, but in the UK drawing cocks on stuff is generally considered the height of comedic genius.

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Re: kid paints 60 ft penis on parents roof

Postby Woofsie » Tue Mar 24, 2009 4:44 pm UTC

It was there for a year before his parents found out.


That kid's a legend. :lol:

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Re: kid paints 60 ft penis on parents roof

Postby (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ » Tue Mar 24, 2009 5:54 pm UTC

My boyfriend paints athletic fields for a living. Once upon a time, he arrived at work to find a field covered in dicks.
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Postby Jebobek » Tue Mar 24, 2009 5:58 pm UTC

I enjoyed the music in the background during that Superbad cutscene, so much that as I was reading the article thats all I could think of.
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Re: kid paints 60 ft penis on parents roof

Postby Brooklynxman » Tue Mar 24, 2009 6:09 pm UTC

Yeah, its pretty much the same here in the US.

We had this excellent method where the cock (and writing if it accompanied was drawn backwards) was drawn with heavy chalk on a notebook page. Then you came up behind the person and gave them an exageratingly large pat on the back, with the book.

Presto-chalk-on-cock.
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Re: kid paints 60 ft penis on parents roof

Postby Arancaytar » Tue Mar 24, 2009 6:40 pm UTC

in the UK drawing cocks on stuff is generally considered the height of comedic genius


penis lol
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Re: kid paints 60 ft penis on parents roof

Postby Xanthir » Tue Mar 24, 2009 6:52 pm UTC

Yeah, it's hilarious in the US, too.

It's a good thing my *wife* was the one playing Okami rather than me. I still got the controller every once in a while, and it was cocks galore. The best part was when everybody started wearing cocks on their kimonos.

Of course, I actually solved *two* puzzles with cocks. One time a cock made the sun come out, and another time it summoned up a windstorm.
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Re: kid paints 60 ft penis on parents roof

Postby Dobblesworth » Tue Mar 24, 2009 7:03 pm UTC

I heard this reported on the radio this afternoon. The presenter, this being prime-time evening BBC drive-home radio, doing the bulletin described what was painted as "... a landscape". There was some hesitation in her voice so I presumed it was an interesting mural that's hard to define by looking at it. 10 minutes later there was mention of a cascade of listener feedback, but they didn't go into it. I suppose a phallic roof makes sense for wanting it removed. I'd initially thought, "well, if this kid showed off his talent by painting his surroundings onto a roof so only those from above could gaze at it, why should it be scrubbed off?" Heh, penis.

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Postby pseudoidiot » Tue Mar 24, 2009 7:07 pm UTC

Check out the landscape on that guy!
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Re: kid paints 60 ft penis on parents roof

Postby uncivlengr » Tue Mar 24, 2009 7:18 pm UTC

In my first or second year of my undergrad, one of my classmates thought it'd be funny to draw a penis on the overhead projector in one of the engineering classrooms. It was pretty much forgotten about until one day when the toughest profs any of us had ever had walked over to the projector to set it up. With all of us thinking that he was about to explode (his sense of humour consisted of kicking people out of class for asking dumb questions) he only made a sombre comment about whomever was responsible for "this" being undeserving of attending the university, then flipped it on.

For the entire lecture, he presented his transparencies with a big penis overlaying them, never flinching or saying anything more about it. The entire class, of course, almost had collective hernias because we would have been kicked out of the course if we so much as smirked. He didn't even do anything about it when he was finished, but rest assured, it was gone by the next lecture.
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Re: kid paints 60 ft penis on parents roof

Postby Diadem » Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:06 pm UTC

uncivlengr wrote:In my first or second year of my undergrad, one of my classmates thought it'd be funny to draw a penis on the overhead projector in one of the engineering classrooms. It was pretty much forgotten about until one day when the toughest profs any of us had ever had walked over to the projector to set it up. With all of us thinking that he was about to explode (his sense of humour consisted of kicking people out of class for asking dumb questions) he only made a sombre comment about whomever was responsible for "this" being undeserving of attending the university, then flipped it on.

For the entire lecture, he presented his transparencies with a big penis overlaying them, never flinching or saying anything more about it. The entire class, of course, almost had collective hernias because we would have been kicked out of the course if we so much as smirked. He didn't even do anything about it when he was finished, but rest assured, it was gone by the next lecture.

That is one of the most brilliant stories ever. That prof is awesome.
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Re: kid paints 60 ft penis on parents roof

Postby JBJ » Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:40 pm UTC

michael24easilybored wrote:... but in the UK drawing cocks on stuff is generally considered the height of comedic genius.


And apparently has been for centuries: Cerne Abbas Giant

Hat's off to this kid though. My best guess on the giant's member is about 30ft. He bested the giant two-fold.
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Re: kid paints 60 ft penis on parents roof

Postby Julien » Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:43 pm UTC

We definitely must find this house on Googleearth :D
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Re: kid paints 60 ft penis on parents roof

Postby dragon » Wed Mar 25, 2009 8:54 am UTC

You can't find the penis on google earth. (I find this out after scanning innumberable red-roofed houses in Hungerford v_v)

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Re: kid paints 60 ft penis on parents roof

Postby Gojoe » Wed Mar 25, 2009 9:02 am UTC

Damn. I wanted to see a giant penis on google earth.
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Re: kid paints 60 ft penis on parents roof

Postby joshz » Wed Mar 25, 2009 1:37 pm UTC

Cheese wrote:Damn. I wanted to see a giant penis.
Fixed that for you, Cheese.
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Re: kid paints 60 ft penis on parents roof

Postby Diadem » Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:09 pm UTC

Gojoe wrote:Damn. I wanted to see a giant penis on google earth.

Here you are
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Re: kid paints 60 ft penis on parents roof

Postby Matsi » Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:28 am UTC

Meaux_Pas wrote:My boyfriend paints athletic fields for a living. Once upon a time, he arrived at work to find a field covered in dicks.


You mean there was a football game being played?

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Re: kid paints 60 ft penis on parents roof

Postby Gears » Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:22 am UTC

Xanthir wrote:Of course, I actually solved *two* puzzles with cocks. One time a cock made the sun come out, and another time it summoned up a windstorm.

Nice
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