Porpoises rescue Dick Van Dyke

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Porpoises rescue Dick Van Dyke

Postby the tree » Thu Nov 11, 2010 10:12 pm UTC

The Guardian wrote:...the veteran star of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and Mary Poppins had to rely on the help of a pod of porpoises after apparently dozing off aboard his surfboard...
...the porpoises were unavailable for comment...

I have nothing to add, I just think you all need to know that this happened.

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Re: Porpoises rescue Dick Van Dyke

Postby big boss » Fri Nov 12, 2010 2:00 am UTC

Animals save people all the time. Johnny Depp was saved from an island by a bunch of sea turtles...
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Re: Porpoises rescue Dick Van Dyke

Postby nowfocus » Fri Nov 12, 2010 2:03 am UTC

Glad to see Dicck Van Dyke found porpoise out there.
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Re: Porpoises rescue Dick Van Dyke

Postby Amora » Fri Nov 12, 2010 2:51 am UTC

This is awesome. Pure awesome.

Glad to see Dicck Van Dyke found porpoise out there.

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Re: Porpoises rescue Dick Van Dyke

Postby The EGE » Fri Nov 12, 2010 4:16 am UTC

Hope he brought them with him after he got back to land. Always walk with a porpoise, you know.
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Re: Porpoises rescue Dick Van Dyke

Postby CorruptUser » Fri Nov 12, 2010 4:38 am UTC

Sorry EGE, only 1 person per pun.

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Re: Porpoises rescue Dick Van Dyke

Postby Triangle_Man » Fri Nov 12, 2010 4:43 am UTC

nowfocus wrote:Glad to see Dick Van Dyke found porpoise out there.


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Re: Porpoises rescue Dick Van Dyke

Postby charolastra » Tue Nov 16, 2010 12:27 am UTC

I hope they also sang. That's the only way I can imagine this scenario.

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Re: Porpoises rescue Dick Van Dyke

Postby electriczap4 » Thu Nov 25, 2010 3:19 am UTC

I think he got stranded on porpoise.

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Re: Porpoises rescue Dick Van Dyke

Postby punkymonkey » Sat Dec 04, 2010 9:20 pm UTC

This is awesome! I'm so glad I decided to browse the News & Articles section today. This, quite literally, has made my day.
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Re: Porpoises rescue Dick Van Dyke

Postby PAstrychef » Sun Dec 05, 2010 1:23 am UTC

I just hope he didn't get flipped off.
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