headprogrammingczar wrote:With a name like that, how can you not immediately think "Piranha River"?
yes. The Americas are very dangerous.
Why would anyone ever go there?
To get away from the other Europeans?
That is the way I understand World History, sometimes.
People. The Human Animal spread out over this Planet.
We are EveryWhere! Why?
Because; Some of us get Lost easy and never find our way back.
Others purposefully escape the company of other Europeans.
Well? How do you explain people living in The Americas?
In Europe they got rid of all the pesky wild life.
The only dangerous animal they have left is the Human Being.
They don't have fish that eat people. People eat fish, there.
The Cats that eat people don't live there anymore.
The Bears are gone, except in Zoos.
If Russia is Europe (and it does appear to be Europe on the map)
then they still have a dangerous dog up that way. Not many.
We do not Need a European Team to hunt them down.
They are, most likely, tagged. Someone knows where they are.
The Americas are still a bit Wild.
Fish eat people. There are several ways to be eaten by a fish.
Some people live. Others don't.
Cats eat people. I am unusually frightened of those Stupid Cats.
I was stalked. That Cat frightened me.
Very seldom does the prey see the Cat before it strikes.
I was near the edge of a lava flow.
The Bear eat People. Well...They can. They are lazy.
They go after the People food.
Bears kill the people and eat with the crows when it has cooked via bacterial fermentation for a few days.
It is not immoral for an animal to kill humans. It is the way things are done in the Forest.
Have you ever heard the argument put foreword that White People are the root of all evil?
It is a funny argument.
I listened to that for a while and decided it made perfect sense.
So funny. I am White! sort of.
Where did all the problems come from?
Europeans. Where ever they went, there was Trouble.
No! It, just, looks that way.
It is Not an Optical Illusion;
It, just, looks that way.
I think it is funny.
Man eats fish. (ho humm)Happens every day.
Fish eats Man. International News!
First World Problems are Funny. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-25154820
"It's a bit embarrassing to have to knock on neighbours' doors - especially the ones I don't know so well - and ask them if this chewed up thing covered in saliva and cat hair was once hanging on their Christmas tree," Miss Drouet says.
"Bless his cotton socks. He's so proud of his 'finds'."
Bless his cotton socks?
What does that mean?
Bless only the cotton socks that he brings in?
What about all the other slobber covered treasures?http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23767836
Loads of English cats do this.
And; They talk about it.
Life is, just, an exchange of electrons; It is up to us to give it meaning.
We are all in The Gutter.
Some of us see The Gutter.
Some of us see The Stars.
by mr. Oscar Wilde.
Those that want to Know; Know.
Those that do not Know; Don't tell them.
They do terrible things to people that Tell Them.