Heisenberg wrote:sardia wrote:Lying in wait for burgulers isn't inherently bad.
Yes it is.
Well...Let's not be too hasty.
Lying in wait for AnyOne is fun.
Water Balloons make it more fun for some people.
Warm Water Balloons are best for everyone.
Never! Never give a crew of ten year olds the Amo Mission.
Frozen water balloons are not as bad as a gunshot.
Frozen water balloons are not Good!
No one gets off easy.
A person can not throw a frozen water balloon and Not know it's Frozen!
What kind of Idiot Freezes the water balloons?
A ten year old idiot. That is what ten year olds are for.
Back in the Old Days, they were called Morons.
Some how the ring of the word...fits that bunch of Morons.
Ewww. So serous for funny news.
How old was The Old Fart that murderd those people?
It is irresponsible for a family, a society, a culture to not Step In.
When Rose Walker was Ninety they took her guns away.
Rose was showing signs of dementia. I was not there.
I heard she went Hunting for a man that had been dead for Years.
His son and grandson look like him.
That would make the Humorous news item.
Rose Walker shoots Ben Daily.
Roas insists she shot Jason Wooley and He had it Coming.
Some old people turn Mean.
It seems that Old Fart in The Frozen North did.
I used to think it might be The Weather.
That does not explain one thing about that article.
If your Great-Grandmother has a gun,
Talk to her. Does she know who you are?