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by **arcticfox.sq** » Sat Nov 01, 2008 3:23 am UTC

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD ON A STICK.
That is all.

Is this thread agianst spoilers? I kinda want to hold hands and squeal like a little girl with someone about that last episode. My friends don't watch House

by **Angua** » Sat Nov 01, 2008 10:40 am UTC

If you want to do spoilers, do them like this

Spoiler:

No friends to talk about it with, that sucks.

by **Irrefutable** » Sat Nov 01, 2008 3:13 pm UTC

Im going back home today, and guess what is waiting for me there.

*tries and fails to supress excitment*

by **Mineral Rabbit** » Sat Nov 01, 2008 4:54 pm UTC

I can't wait for Season 5 to start here! I'm getting Season 4 on DVD for Christmas, but I friend bought it the other day and we've already watched them all!

End of Season 4 was epic!

I [heart] Wilson's eyebrows!

by **Irrefutable** » Sat Nov 01, 2008 4:57 pm UTC

Sad Wilson makes me sad.

by **Asmodieus** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 9:41 pm UTC

I miss the clinic bits

by **cephalopod9** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 5:35 am UTC

I don't know why I haven't posted here yet. I like this show.

Gunfingers wrote:I watch House on Hulu, so i'm a week behind and only just last night saw "Lucky Number Thirteen". That was probably the sexiest episode of House yet. The bit with the hooker was pretty awesome too. I'm very glad Wilson's back.

Just a shoulder pat to Foreman, don't feel bad, man, i don't think you're boring.

Me too. That episode made me sad.

Mzyxptlk wrote:
Spoiler:
Oh my god FINALLY

aw, dangit.

by **Gunfingers** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:31 am UTC

Wow, poor Cuddy. Why doesn't she just give me a call? I'd be more than happy to knock her up...

by **smw543** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 8:34 pm UTC

Gunfingers wrote:I watch House on Hulu, so i'm a week behind

When you watched "Joy" (assuming you have), was it sponsored by Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa? Because woman bleeding profusely out her vagina followed immediately by a cartoon lion singing "I like to move it, move it" is pure win, as they say. Someone needs to teach those Hulu folks about a little something called "key demographics."

Oh yeah, and House is incredible. Anybody who doesn't like it can just go and...

Spoiler:

by **Daelar** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 1:13 am UTC

I finally got to watch Season 4 today. Now I get to wait for Season 5 on DVD.

Spoiler:

by **smw543** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 7:42 am UTC

I almost forgot; we are forever indebted to Dr. House for giving us the greatest euphemism for the female genitalia ever: squishmitten. Thank you, House.

by **Gunfingers** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 8:29 pm UTC

I forget if i already mentioned this, but yeah the season 4 finale is one of the few things that's ever gotten me misty. And, as you mentioned, Lisa Edelstein is way hotter than i ever thought to give her credit for. Ho. Ly. Crap.

by **Phelyx** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 8:51 am UTC

I'm not going to post to many spoilers for the Hulu lackies, but Itch was a boring episode for me. I guess I never found remote diagnostics fun in real life, let alone watching it.

by **HarleyQuinn** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:13 am UTC

ahh, House.
Was slightly surprised when I saw him on Friends, not too shocked that he was English.

Anyway, I'm not sure if its been asked, but is anyone else disappointed with the latest season? In my opinion its becoming far more drama than witty medicine. And as far as the entire new team goes, made for an excellent story idea, but now it still seems as though they don't really play much of a role.

'Joy' spoiler

Spoiler:

Oh, and I'm calling the next episode right now. She eats brains. That's why she's sick.

by **cephalopod9** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 7:02 am UTC

It is weird to see him out of character. Almost as weird as

Spoiler:

When are the new Hulu episodes supposed to go up??

by **Mzyxptlk** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 8:44 am UTC

cephalopod9 wrote:
Spoiler:
this.
wait, what?

whatthefuck

by **Gunfingers** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 4:55 pm UTC

cephalopod9 wrote:When are the new Hulu episodes supposed to go up??

Eight days after originally airing. There wasn't one this week because there was no episode of House last week due to the election. Or so i'm told.

by **crowey** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 5:31 pm UTC

The Itch:

Spoiler:

by **Chai Kovsky** » Sat Nov 15, 2008 4:24 am UTC

crowey wrote:The Itch:
Spoiler:
awww House has feelings.

Eternal optimist.

by **CVSoul** » Sun Nov 16, 2008 6:31 am UTC

Chai Kovsky wrote:
crowey wrote:The Itch:
Spoiler:
awww House has feelings.

Eternal optimist.

He'll certainly have feelings when Cuddy gives birth to his child. In Season 6. It's going to happen. You know it will.
note that this is not a spoiler, because it hasn't even been discussed in the show yet.

by **HarleyQuinn** » Sun Nov 16, 2008 4:38 pm UTC

CVSoul wrote:
Chai Kovsky wrote:
crowey wrote:The Itch:
Spoiler:
awww House has feelings.

Eternal optimist.

He'll certainly have feelings when Cuddy gives birth to his child. In Season 6. It's going to happen. You know it will.
note that this is not a spoiler, because it hasn't even been discussed in the show yet.

NEVARRRR, House will not have Cuddy's child. At best she will get herself another baby and House will babysit and eat it.

by **SlyReaper** » Sun Nov 16, 2008 10:50 pm UTC

HarleyQuinn wrote:
CVSoul wrote:
Chai Kovsky wrote:
crowey wrote:The Itch:
Spoiler:
awww House has feelings.

Eternal optimist.

He'll certainly have feelings when Cuddy gives birth to his child. In Season 6. It's going to happen. You know it will.
note that this is not a spoiler, because it hasn't even been discussed in the show yet.

NEVARRRR, House will not have Cuddy's child. At best she will get herself another baby and House will babysit and eat it.

More likely House will babysit, give the baby back at the end of the day and its first words will be "people suck".

by **Mo0man** » Sun Nov 16, 2008 11:08 pm UTC

He's going to deliberately maim it and get it addicted to vicodin, just like he did that dog. Then he's gonna insist about twenty times that he doesn't care about the kid and end up ~~crying~~ ~~looking sad~~ drinking in his apartment alone.

by **cephalopod9** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 5:11 pm UTC

Dang, I only saw the last 5 minutes of last week's episode. The change up in format is pretty neat, but I really hope it isn't turning into Grey's Anatomy (I love you, no wait, I love you now. she's pregnant! he's dying! oh yeah and we're doctors)*.

And since I haven't made this thread awkward enough, where do they get all the medical footage, x-rays, etc.? Is it all faked/ drawn with computers, or are there people out there who get to telll their friends to watch for their colonoscopy footage or skull x-rays on this weeks episode? I mean, I would kind of think they'd need permission to use it, although it's not really stuff you could identify a person by...

*disclaimer, I have only seen 2 episodes.

by **Ati** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 7:21 pm UTC

I like House, but I feel like the formula is getting a little thin. The fun of House relies on House being an unhappy, amusing asshole. Sadly, this precludes character development that lasts more than a few episodes. Unfortunately, a show can't survive if it's central characters never change. Hopefully, the Cuddy thing is a sign that they're at least going to try to leave their comfort zone a little.

by **Xutar** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 12:31 pm UTC

New episode= very awesome.

Spoiler:

by **Mighty Jalapeno** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:04 pm UTC

I missed the first 25 minutes because some friends decided to drop by unexpectedly with their kids, and WAKE UP my two daughters, who had already gone to bed, resulting in several hours of cranky screaming. However, what I saw was pretty acceptable from the medical-plot standpoint (a little sub-par, maybe) and they didn't focus nearly enough on the MCs, but the less is more approach tends to work with Cuddy and House since they're so overpowering anyways.

by **Gunfingers** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:35 pm UTC

I finally saw last week's episode today. Man, poor Cuddy. She just can't catch a break this season. Also the website gag was awesome.

by **Mighty Jalapeno** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:40 pm UTC

Gunfingers wrote: Man, poor Cuddy. She just can't catch a break this season.

You clearly didn't see THIS week's.

by **Angua** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:47 pm UTC

Yeah, though it does come at a price.

by **Gunfingers** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:59 pm UTC

LA LA LA NOT LISTENING HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET LA LA LA

by **Mighty Jalapeno** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:11 am UTC

It's awesome! It's... also slightly horrible and disturbing!

by **Angua** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:14 am UTC

by **smw543** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:51 am UTC

Angua wrote:Brb

Yeah. When I heard that I totally lol'd.

EDIT: Apparently [laugh out loud] is filtered. Can't the stupid filter tell that I was using it ironically?

by **Gunfingers** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:05 pm UTC

Well that was a good episode for Cuddy and Foreman. Especially Foreman. Lucky sumbitch.

by **HarleyQuinn** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:18 pm UTC

and now the waiting begins...

by **Mighty Jalapeno** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 5:05 pm UTC

Sweet, sweet

Spoiler:

by **Sprocket** » Fri Dec 26, 2008 7:03 am UTC

So here's a question, is house a sociopath? He HELPS people, but he's a giant arogant prick about it, totally obeys only his own rules, and does things in these weird, cold, superiority complex, logical ways SOMETIMES that may make you think he's almost aspergers...and yet he's clearly not... so what's left? Sociopathy.

Opinions?

by **Ati** » Fri Dec 26, 2008 5:22 pm UTC

CatProximity wrote:So here's a question, is house a sociopath? He HELPS people, but he's a giant arogant prick about it, totally obeys only his own rules, and does things in these weird, cold, superiority complex, logical ways SOMETIMES that may make you think he's almost aspergers...and yet he's clearly not... so what's left? Sociopathy.

Opinions?

I don't think so. House alienates everyone around him and keeps them at a distance, but he has some form of a conscience. There's a reason why he's an asshole to everyone, and that's to avoid them getting too close to him. The only one he allows to be even vaguely familiar with him is Wilson, and they have a lot of history.

/psychobabble

by **Mighty Jalapeno** » Fri Dec 26, 2008 8:29 pm UTC

He wants, but not directly, to be the best. He wants to do what no-one else can do, and he often does. However, he is a colossal misanthrope, and while he understands people and motivations and emotions all to well, he seems to be a bit blindsided when people act against what he believes to be the natural desire for self-preservation at all costs. He viciously beats people with the truth, because it's lies that ruin the world. It's lies that destroy people, emotionally and physically, and he sees himself as just about the only person who is capable of seeing and accepting perfect truth.

Much like Wobbly-headed Bob, he's also a giant dick about it, and seems to have no idea why people get upset when he gives them something as simple and basic as perfect truth.

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