xkcd

by **Vieto** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 11:55 am UTC

The raptors are more infinite, and the larger infinite group eats the smaller infinite group of tasty hamsters.

In the confusion, I am released from my torture, and, in my energy form, destroy the machine. I then destroy all raptors in a Maelstorm.

by **shogun_kennedy** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:40 pm UTC

Your failure is in your lack of keeping up. If you read back in the post you'll notice the emergenc of Super Space Ninja Raptors, or the SSNR. They eat you like a red hot chili pepper.

I hide somewhere where even fema cant find, Louisiana.

by **Vieto** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:45 pm UTC

they don't have to find you: your internet connection betrays your location.

The SSNRs recieve an energy overload when I use the remains of the normal Raptor's energy to convert the SSNR's energy to my energy. I gain their powers.

by **shogun_kennedy** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:54 pm UTC

You FAIL. Even though you asorb the normal raptors, the SSNR are still more powerful. You explode into nothingness after only absorbing half of a SSNR.

I hide in SSNR feces.

by **Vieto** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:57 pm UTC

they are not afraid of their own feces.

due to conservation of energy, I cannot explode into nothingness. In stead, I turn into anti-matter, which I use to turn the SSNRs into energy, which I absorb.

by **shogun_kennedy** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 6:00 pm UTC

Your God-moding. The SSNR are god-moding raptors, they devour your soul, and you are no longer a being of energy.

I hide under a rock.

by **Vieto** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 6:02 pm UTC

they pick up the rock.

I cut a deal with the god-modding raptors. We all lose power, until it is me vs. Normal raptors. Well, me being rambo.

by **shogun_kennedy** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 6:06 pm UTC

The SSNR are no longer god moding, but theyre still SUPER SPACE NINJA RAPTORS *insert cool theme music* they eat you like your sylvester stalone.

I hide in a trash can.

by **Dantez** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 7:16 pm UTC

Some of the raptor's are homeless.

I play on my energy guitar, which unleashes my ULTRADEMONPOWAZZZ, which creates a huge shield of awesome stuff around me. This protect's my until the end of my life. Of cour'se, it moves with me. If any kind of raptor goes inside, it turn's him into awesome punk melody! Of course, it work's on everything, what I don't allow to go inside.

by **shogun_kennedy** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 7:21 pm UTC

The raptors pull out their banjos, and the battle of battles is on. You loose on account of not being able to keep up with battle of the banjos, and they eat you with their tortilla chips.

I get in to a human size hamster ball.

by **Nobody** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 8:14 pm UTC

The raptors push you around for a while having the best time ever, then after a while of being bored they rip open the ball and eat your innards.

I turn myself into a wall, and then i squash any raptors that come by.

by **Kain** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 8:35 pm UTC

Mr Gorbachev-Raptor tears you down

I become an angel, and hide on the head of a needle (I am a really really really tiny angel...)

by **Vieto** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 8:36 pm UTC

the raptors roll a tank over you.

I take an over-sized sword, then charge at the raptors!

by **Kain** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 8:41 pm UTC

The razor queen raptor suddenly spawns. If you have not played Amorphous, you are completely unprepared and die. If you have played Amorphous, you know what to expect, and impale yourself on your sword before she can...

I hid in the little nooks and crannies in the Tank's treads... yay for being small...

by **BigBoss** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 8:54 pm UTC

the raptors tear the treads apart.

i and 299 other people rebuild the wall at the hot gates where their numbers count for nothing. then we proceed to fight them.

by **myrrh7x** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 8:56 pm UTC

The raptors that this is not Sparta, and you and your buddies are not Spartans.
You guys get ripped to shreds.

I use the Portal Gun to send the Raptors to a dimension without cake.

by **Vieto** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:06 pm UTC

they make their own cake.

I use diplomacy. I tell the raptors that i will be eaten peacefully, if they find both the question and the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

by **Dantez** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:18 pm UTC

The answer to all other thing's is...A PIE! They ate you.

Sooo, I became a badass ninja and tear the other raptor ninjas apart.

by **quintopia** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:00 pm UTC

The raptor pirates shoot you at point blank range with large blunderbusses.

by **Kain** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:47 pm UTC

The raptors then use primitive gattling guns on you...

I use my lawyer family powers to make myself immune to any raptor attack. They know better than to mess with the legal system...

by **Vieto** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:49 pm UTC

They have Pheonix Wraptor on their side.

I close the door.

by **Kain** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:53 pm UTC

They open it

I think I no I mean a yes but its all gone... just like their chances of finding me.

by **shogun_kennedy** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 5:27 am UTC

They find you at the last place you were and eat you.

I hide in a barrel of peanut butter.

by **quintopia** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:56 am UTC

They notice a large pile of peanut butter next to the barrel and look inside. Mmm, dessert!

by **Vieto** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 11:57 am UTC

no plans = easy snack.

I build a death star.

by **shogun_kennedy** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:24 pm UTC

They fire 2 shots down a 2 meter wide vent hole on the surface, straight to the core and blow the place up, and eat you like a toasted marsmallow.

I hide inside a gamecube, the last game they would play.

by **Kain** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 4:13 am UTC

Unfortunantly they decide to play Metroid Prime (they love Ridley). You get sliced and diced.

I invent contragravity, and use it to hide a good thirty feet above the raptors.

by **Camoninja** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 4:40 am UTC

Then a 30 foot raptor comes along, and you contragravitate right into his mouth.

I start an epic war between the Raptors and the Panserbjørn. The raptors forget about me.

by **jessebob** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:54 pm UTC

The Panserbjørn (yes sadly i had to google that.) failed to exist. The raptors remember you.

I cryogenically freeze myself in an iceberg. They cannot touch me!

by **Nobody** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 7:38 pm UTC

They hire a star destroyer to orbital bombard away most of the iceberg then they cut you out in the form of cubes. These cubes are chucked into old grannies mean as stew. They eat/drink you with brown bread and tea.

I get granny to give the raptors an old fashion telling off.

by **Dantez** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 7:48 pm UTC

They ate you, and your granny with a cup of delicious tea.

I will become The Guy.

by **Vieto** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:41 pm UTC

The raptors eat 'the guy'.

I fire my lasers at the raptors.

by **shogun_kennedy** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 10:33 pm UTC

They use a mirror to bounce the laser back at you, cooking you to a perfect roast, and eat you for thanksgiving.

I hide in Santas magical bag.

by **Vieto** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 1:11 am UTC

Raptor Clause gives you to a good Raptor.

I'm invincable!

by **joshz** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 3:02 am UTC

The raptors cut your arms and legs off, then eat them. Then you're even more vulnerable, so they just eat the rest of you.

I hide behind Chuck Norris.

by **Vieto** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 3:08 am UTC

even Bruce Schneier cowers in fear.

I hide in a nuclear sub at the very bottom of the sea.

by **shogun_kennedy** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 4:31 am UTC

They jump in a U-boat and follow you.

I hide in a thanksgiving turkey.

by **jammin682** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 3:13 pm UTC

they eat you with cranberry sauce and extra yams. (raptors love yams)

I use the "final attack" materia to summon "phoenix" and bring me (and the rest of my party) back from the dead. then I whomp on them with Knights of the round and omnislash.

by **Vieto** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 6:19 pm UTC

of course, the raptors capture t-rexs to do the fighting for them.

I fire tactical nukes at the u-boats.

by **shogun_kennedy** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 1:02 am UTC

There are more u-boats than you have missles.

I hide on the fosters home for imaginary friends float for the macys thanksgiving day parade. Once they know its a Giant Rickroll theyll never get close too it.

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