By popular demand: Post your face!

[LE4dGOLEM]

Okay, I don't have a camera, but I have a scanner.

Here's me:

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The trick is to not press your face up against the screen

[SpitValve]

The trick is to not press your face up against the screen

man, you look young in that picture... how old are you, if you don't mind me asking?

[LE4dGOLEM]

The trick is to not press your face up against the screen

man, you look young in that picture... how old are you, if you don't mind me asking?

Much as it shames me, 14 >.>

EDIT: A worryingly fast questioning of age there...

EDITEDIT: Aha, now the only way to see my full face is... uh... following the link in the SpitValve quote. For now, you shall only see the EYE from me!

[Gemini25RB]

The trick is to not press your face up against the screen

But, but, but...that takes the fun out of it.

I was scanning my face as my roommate walked in...he just walked right out, came back 2 hours later and told me he though I had passed out. (some friend!)

[Grincement]

I had a traumatic experience once when I was ill, my dad had to take me with him to his work colleagues house as they were having a meeting. I was bored so went nosing around the house, found the guys study and his wife's computer was left on, the desktop picture was of a scanned image..,but not her husband's face!!

[Jack Saladin]

So, Squeak.

*looks for appropriate emoticon*

Here it is:



Hollaataninja.

[Grincement]

Haha, wish I had eyebrows like that!

Yes Saladin?

[fjafjan]

I had a traumatic experience once when I was ill, my dad had to take me with him to his work colleagues house as they were having a meeting. I was bored so went nosing around the house, found the guys study and his wife's computer was left on, the desktop picture was of a scanned image..,but not her husband's face!!

So ... his wife had pictures of a man who was not her husband?

...

Damn that's some traumatizing shit!

or what is it i don't get?

[hermaj]

I was thinking it was certain other parts of the husband, or something...

[fjafjan]

that WOULD make more sence. I suppose i am all too innocent to think of these things

[Hawknc]

Squeak...is that a can of Fosters in the background? What were you thinking?

[Jack Mac]

Seems a slightly old concept now, posting photos....but I really like this photo, and I had it close to hand!
Oh, and that really isn't what I normally look like. I was in the Bass Strait, and the winds were high!

[no-genius]

erm, she's not my gf. this was about 1 1/2 years ago so...

Edit: My 6th form college prom/leavers ball thing. in Brighton, where i now am

[hermaj]

This is me six months ago, in Townsville. I was pretty bored in the car! I will have a better picture soon, I hope. (All my other pictures make me look sulky or drunk.) I inch ever closer to solving the broken-down relationship between my computer and my camera.

[moopanda]

@hermaj: Oooh the air of mystery!

@Jack Mac: Ooh the air of.. like.. a demon and that's not a bad thing

@Squeak: How does this ibble dibble work? I'm assume it has something to do with white stuff (toothpaste?) on foreheads...

[Jesse]

Hmm, hermaj, I am now sure I have not dated you. I do not remember a girlfriend with a camera for a face.

However, this does not stop potential future dates from occurring.

[myoumyouou]

However, this does not stop potential future dates from occurring.

hehe smoothe (:D
nice work jesster, you truely are a ladies man,
can you teach me some of your skills?

[Jack Saladin]

Just make sure you can turn any line of conversation into a pick-up line. The ladies will be yours.

Well, that's the theory anyway. The theory coming to you from a message board on one of the nerdiest webcomics on the net which is pretty nerdy in the first place.

Take that as you will.

Alternatively; Walk up to a chica, point your index fingers out with the thumbs out and go:

"Heyyyyyyyyyy!"

INSTANTWINZ0RZ.

Example:

So, Squeak... Heyyyyyyyyy!

*points*



Damn I'm good.

[Hawknc]

What the hell. To protect my fragile ego, I've hidden my true nature under a layer of art wankveau.

[myoumyouou]

awesome, i'm going to try that, and i'll get back to you on the results,
(sounds like an experiment is in order)
awesome, i'm going to see how many people (guys and girls) at leavers this line will work on
be all "heeeeeeeeeyyy"
would you have sex with me after that line?
then record the results

[Verysillyman]

I think I could pull off the "Heeeeeeeey" line. I've ha success with taking a chair from another table, putting it next to the girl's table and asking if that seat was taken.

Heres another picture of me, right now:

[moopanda]

I've ha success with taking a chair from another table, putting it next to the girl's table and asking if that seat was taken.

... Genius!

[rachel]

I am a monster, or something.

[moopanda]

Quick! Nobody look at the camera!

[EvanED]

This is one of the few pictures of myself that I actually like. I don't know how much is due to it being incredibly nerdy and how much is that it's actually a reasonably good picture... it's probably somewhat of both. (Maybe being in my natural habitat made me feel more comfortable or something. )

This was during my operating systems class maybe two and a half years ago. We had group programming projects (2-3 people), and the way my group worked is that we would whiteboard most of our code, then go type it up. Actually worked pretty well for the projects we had.

[moopanda]

What's your shirt say?

[Hawknc]

Love that shirt.

"There's no place like 127.0.0.1"

[SpitValve]

"There's no place like 127.0.0.1"

I am sad that I get it.

[Gelsamel]

I think alot of people would. Nerdy, but not terribly so.

[moopanda]

Even if you didn't there's enough information there to infer why it's funny. If you're clever enough, I suppose.

[Fluff]

Here I am on my way to work in my rocket ship:




And that's me in the dress, out clubbing:

[myoumyouou]

genius, i want that tshirt
i also want one that says, "guns don't kill people, kids who play videogames kill people"

here's another foto of me, and this one is a little closer, and i have a guitar, which is obviously +50 to sexy stat.

[Verysillyman]

I'm tempted to suggest a 'sexiest member' competition, but I don't want to make everyone else feel bad.

[Jack Saladin]

^It's so totally on.

[Verysillyman]

i thought we already agreed that i win?

[myoumyouou]

hello!!!
guitar>all

[hermaj]

I am going to have to agree with myoumyouou there. He wins. Gee-tarr owns all.

That said, the minute I get my Ibanez back from Dad, it is ON FOR YOUNG AND OLD. This is actually because 100% of guitar playing boys I know (this is including boys I have dated) prefer my guitar over me.

[fjafjan]

I am a monster, or something.

To practise my new found knowledge

A monster of SEXY
EYYYYYyyyyy

Did i do it right?
Alternatively "The monster that's tearing up my heart!" or "You just did a critical hit with 6D6 worth of love"

[hermaj]

I would have just gone with RAWWWWRR! and made monster claws or something. Except, rachel is a lady, and I am a lady. Ah well.

[myoumyouou]

i agree with fjafjan
monster of loooooooove
i love the glasses
they're awesome
and YAY
hermaj believes i'm sexy horrraaa!!!
also, the long hair that i can sexily swish or headbang, with guitar
yeah, thats a puller