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Postby Mighty Jalapeno » Wed May 16, 2007 5:22 am UTC

I can cast illusionary fireballs.
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Postby Hammer » Wed May 16, 2007 11:12 am UTC

What about the pumpkins?
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Postby German Sausage » Wed May 16, 2007 12:02 pm UTC

i'm a fake i'm as fake as a wedding cake.
<bakemaster> Only German Sausage can prevent forest fires
<felstaff> Hype is like a giant disappointment ray aimed squarely at the finished article.
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Postby Patashu » Wed May 16, 2007 12:11 pm UTC

The moon will collide with the earth in 30 minutes.
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Postby German Sausage » Wed May 16, 2007 12:18 pm UTC

can't anyone read a sign anymore?
<bakemaster> Only German Sausage can prevent forest fires
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Postby Hammer » Wed May 16, 2007 12:22 pm UTC

I have a sandwich.
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Postby DonChubby » Wed May 16, 2007 12:54 pm UTC

I think we should go left instead, so that we don't lose the toothbrushes.
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Postby MFHodge » Wed May 16, 2007 1:38 pm UTC

I kinda have to pee, but not enough to justify standing up and walking down the hall.
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Postby Puellus Peregrinus » Wed May 16, 2007 2:46 pm UTC

I believe that it's a radar of some sort.
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Postby bigglesworth » Wed May 16, 2007 3:15 pm UTC

My God, you're ugly.
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Postby The LuigiManiac » Wed May 16, 2007 3:16 pm UTC

R2D2 HAS CANCER!
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Postby Belial » Wed May 16, 2007 3:16 pm UTC

Although, most animals have an even number of limbs...
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Postby Mathmagic » Wed May 16, 2007 3:22 pm UTC

Somebody should probably put out that fire.
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Postby Hammer » Wed May 16, 2007 3:41 pm UTC

Some people don't understand trigonometry.
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Postby Mighty Jalapeno » Wed May 16, 2007 3:42 pm UTC

Pi and Omega?!

(also, I'm totally glad this eventually caught on :) it almost never does. I love this forum!)
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Postby crazyjimbo » Wed May 16, 2007 3:42 pm UTC

No, that's what the jam is for.
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Postby The LuigiManiac » Wed May 16, 2007 3:47 pm UTC

This stupid tree is eating my piano!

(okay, so I took this from somewhere, but it is too good a line to waste)
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Postby Phenriz » Wed May 16, 2007 3:49 pm UTC

hey, get that cow off my sausage!


(take that as you will)
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Postby ZeroSum » Wed May 16, 2007 4:07 pm UTC

Modify the phase variance.

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Postby mrandrewv » Wed May 16, 2007 4:10 pm UTC

I know it's true because most people think that tomatoes are a vegetable but they are ACTUALLY a kind of dolphin.
It's all very interesting...
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Postby Hammer » Wed May 16, 2007 4:12 pm UTC

Horses don't do that.

(Hey, how do you win this "showdown"?)
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Postby DonChubby » Wed May 16, 2007 4:13 pm UTC

By setting fire to your rat-bottle
Treason doth never prosper, what's the reason?
For if it prosper, none dare call it treason.
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Postby Phenriz » Wed May 16, 2007 4:14 pm UTC

but, i love burriiiiitooooos!
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Postby The LuigiManiac » Wed May 16, 2007 4:15 pm UTC

Spin the wheel, get a prize.
Land on red, OW MY EYES!
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Postby Owijad » Wed May 16, 2007 4:19 pm UTC

Is anyone else feeling cancerous?
And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold,
But if you lose, the devil gets your sould!
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Postby Mighty Jalapeno » Wed May 16, 2007 4:22 pm UTC

Grawley is a primary color. Well, it was...

(There's no real way to win, and use ones from wherever :) A lot of mine are from Warehouse 23. Just post your favorite conversation-stoppers. All of mine have been used, by me, to some confusion of those around me. Me and a buddy once tried to see how long we could communicate using non-sequitors, we ended up with security following us around Metrotown Mall)
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Postby Phenriz » Wed May 16, 2007 4:23 pm UTC

is it getting stabby in here, or is it just me?
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Postby Belial » Wed May 16, 2007 4:27 pm UTC

And that's how I won the teacher of the day award, all because of cereal boxes.

(actual quote from a half-asleep roommate.)
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Postby The LuigiManiac » Wed May 16, 2007 4:28 pm UTC

If a tree falls in a forest, does it kill you?
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Postby MFHodge » Wed May 16, 2007 4:32 pm UTC

Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date
But a year to make love she wanted you to wait
Let me tell a story 'bout my situation
I was talkin' to a girl from the US nation
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Postby Mighty Jalapeno » Wed May 16, 2007 4:36 pm UTC

SOCKMONKEY! Yes, you have to say it in italics, and in purple.
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Postby Phenriz » Wed May 16, 2007 5:27 pm UTC

yeah, well they don't call her 'Baby-Smashin' Mcgee for nothing, ya know
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Postby Peshmerga » Wed May 16, 2007 6:10 pm UTC

Your mother is a terminal velocity.
i hurd u liek mudkips???
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Postby Phenriz » Wed May 16, 2007 6:11 pm UTC

your ass lieks mudkips?
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Postby The LuigiManiac » Wed May 16, 2007 6:12 pm UTC

It's over SPARTAAAAAAA!
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Postby Hammer » Wed May 16, 2007 6:37 pm UTC

No, thank you.
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Postby Belial » Wed May 16, 2007 6:42 pm UTC

And just what's so bitter about canaries, just because?
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Postby MFHodge » Wed May 16, 2007 6:59 pm UTC

My head is unhattable, for it is large and with thick hair.
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Postby Belial » Wed May 16, 2007 6:59 pm UTC

How dare you! My mother was a saint!
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Postby PatrickRsGhost » Wed May 16, 2007 7:03 pm UTC

Walk me two red & yellow c-dogs with strings and an F.O.!
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