Non-Sequitur Showdown.

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The LuigiManiac
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Postby The LuigiManiac » Wed May 16, 2007 7:03 pm UTC

IT'S BUKKIT TIME!
Spoiler:
THE CAKE IS A 3.141592653589...!

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Puellus Peregrinus
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Postby Puellus Peregrinus » Wed May 16, 2007 7:18 pm UTC

Dude, is that a REAL whale!?
Romanes eunt domus!

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Phenriz
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Postby Phenriz » Wed May 16, 2007 7:41 pm UTC

no, you're not going to shave my dog with that grenade!
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Postby bbctol » Wed May 16, 2007 7:44 pm UTC

This thread is pointless. It's impossible to win.

(get it? By NOT being non sequitor where everything is, I was the most non-sequitor. VICTORY! oo\/)

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Phenriz
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Postby Phenriz » Wed May 16, 2007 7:54 pm UTC

your mom is pointless, now that i'm done with her.

(get it? mom jokes > all)
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Belial
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Postby Belial » Wed May 16, 2007 7:56 pm UTC

Fuck off with your principles, man.
addams wrote:A drunk neighbor is better than a sober Belial.


They/them

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Hammer
Because all of you look like nails.
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Postby Hammer » Wed May 16, 2007 7:58 pm UTC

Can I get that in a size 6?
"What's wrong with you mathematicians? Cake is never a problem."

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Phenriz
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Postby Phenriz » Wed May 16, 2007 7:59 pm UTC

Guilty!
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Postby MFHodge » Wed May 16, 2007 8:09 pm UTC

I never liked GoldenEye on N64. You smell like cheese.

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Mighty Jalapeno
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Postby Mighty Jalapeno » Wed May 16, 2007 8:19 pm UTC

I was just on TV. Seriously, I just was.

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Belial
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Postby Belial » Wed May 16, 2007 8:22 pm UTC

Yeah, there's a lot of those emails going around.
addams wrote:A drunk neighbor is better than a sober Belial.


They/them

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Phenriz
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Postby Phenriz » Wed May 16, 2007 8:26 pm UTC

hrmm, now if i could only get a spare slingshot.
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Peshmerga
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Postby Peshmerga » Wed May 16, 2007 8:51 pm UTC

I got my hashpipe.
i hurd u liek mudkips???

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Mighty Jalapeno
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Postby Mighty Jalapeno » Wed May 16, 2007 9:00 pm UTC

Absolutely bitchcakes.

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Postby bbctol » Wed May 16, 2007 9:43 pm UTC

Jimmy, let's talk about sex.

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Phenriz
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Postby Phenriz » Wed May 16, 2007 9:44 pm UTC

I'm sorry, i only do that with cd cases.
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Postby ZeroSum » Wed May 16, 2007 9:48 pm UTC

Wait, what's the square root of a cheeseburger?

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Phenriz
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Postby Phenriz » Wed May 16, 2007 10:01 pm UTC

Handle with care: Fragile Hairballs
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Hammer
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Postby Hammer » Wed May 16, 2007 10:05 pm UTC

How else would you do it?
"What's wrong with you mathematicians? Cake is never a problem."

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Phenriz
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Postby Phenriz » Wed May 16, 2007 10:08 pm UTC

I'd make you wear a polka-dotted leotard and recite the license agreement for Vista, if you look at my gerbil like that again!
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Postby ArchangelShrike » Wed May 16, 2007 10:10 pm UTC

...And that's how I helped my uncle Jack off a horse.

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Postby davef » Wed May 16, 2007 10:37 pm UTC

But when the dust cleared no-one was sure where all the cats had come from.
Ciúnas, bóthar, cailín, bainne.

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Postby ZeroSum » Wed May 16, 2007 10:42 pm UTC

So there I am with my dick in this dog and I think to myself, "What the fuck!? This isn't my dog!"

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Postby bbctol » Wed May 16, 2007 10:43 pm UTC

We have forty-three seconds till we get flattened by a wall of flame. We better fuck fast.

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Postby Castaway » Thu May 17, 2007 12:05 am UTC

They call me the doctor. The doctor of sodomy.
You've just lost twenty dollars and my self respect.

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Postby Scigatt » Thu May 17, 2007 12:28 am UTC

Mornington Cresent!

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Postby Castaway » Thu May 17, 2007 12:51 am UTC

I once killed a man with a uvula (neither mine nor his)
You've just lost twenty dollars and my self respect.



Rat wrote: so i sprinted back down this hill like a fucking mountain goat

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Postby crazyjimbo » Thu May 17, 2007 12:53 am UTC

No!

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ArchangelShrike
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Postby ArchangelShrike » Thu May 17, 2007 2:39 am UTC

But it was dark last night, and I didn't know it was your mom!

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Postby Phob0s » Thu May 17, 2007 2:49 am UTC

Gentlemen, I'm afraid what we have here... is a cherry tomato.

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Postby The Mighty Thesaurus » Thu May 17, 2007 2:56 am UTC

"The cabbages are biting!"
"Then let us catch a cheese."
"But they have been overfermented: there is no way to contract the edge."
"I don't care. You are a Random Encounter, damn it. Get out there and attempt to overcome their Armor Class."

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Mathmagic
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Postby Mathmagic » Thu May 17, 2007 4:12 am UTC

Somebody has shit on the COATS!
Axman: That, and have you played DX 10 games? It's like having your corneas swabbed with clits made out of morphine.
Pathway: cocks cocks cocks

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Tractor
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Postby Tractor » Thu May 17, 2007 4:34 am UTC

Who are you and what are you doing with my penguin?
9 x 6 = 42

Note: Randall kicks ass.

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The LuigiManiac
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Postby The LuigiManiac » Thu May 17, 2007 4:37 am UTC

1. Sell a house
2. Buy it back
3. ???
4. LOSE MONEY!
Spoiler:
THE CAKE IS A 3.141592653589...!

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parallax
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Postby parallax » Thu May 17, 2007 6:05 am UTC

If I could only find my polar bear . . .

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ArchangelShrike
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Postby ArchangelShrike » Thu May 17, 2007 8:44 am UTC

Which is what happened on my last hit of coke.

Not the best ad, but one of them.

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Edna
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Postby Edna » Thu May 17, 2007 8:45 am UTC

Hey look! I can see a cat!!

Yeah well I always want to do a Bon Jovi and ride into the sunset on a steel horse.

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Col. Mustard
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Postby Col. Mustard » Sat May 19, 2007 1:28 am UTC

But, cats are the masterminds behind the Starbucks corporation.

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Rodan
Any title.
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Postby Rodan » Sat May 19, 2007 1:36 am UTC

Howler monkeys are my special friends...

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PS_Mouse
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Postby PS_Mouse » Sat May 19, 2007 1:47 am UTC

Well..yes... But that doesn't mean you should wear it as a hat.


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