Or I'm not lying. WIFOM, WIFOM, I know.
Then lynch me.
See, you have 3 choices.
1. Lynch me. Give me a point.
2. Don't lynch me, have me kill the hammerer (assuming I'm fast enough)
3. Don't lynch anyone. The bastard gets a point.
Why would I lie about this? As seen with the whole "jester" thing in these games, a person who says "lynch me" gets lynched. Easily. With having dealt with and commented on this several times, do you think I'm stupid enough to say "lynch me" and hope people don't jump on it, if I'm lying?
WIFOM, WIFOM, I know. But you can't do too much about that. Anyway, it's only a WIFOM when neither option is specifically more likely than the other.
In this case, one is very much more likely than the other.
See amy, you don't trust anyone in these sort of situations, so it's no surprise you never/don't trust me. Don't worry. Just don't hammer.
And why not trust nebu's role list?
SEE THE DEFINITION OF GLORIOUS GAME.
SEE GLORIOUS 1.
Thanks for voting me, by the way.
sje46: tell them to shove plungers into their anuses
sje46: make clear that that was only for OOTD
Kells: OOTD, I am giving you my death stare
Kells: Just so you know
Christmas: OOTD I will burn your village and make slaves of your children