Granted. However, I don't corrupt your wish in the expected way, even though I know what it is, leaving you feeling unfulfilled.
CURSE YOU! That was my favorite episode.
I wish that I had a witty talking animal as a sidekick.
Granted, but he has a nasty habit of killing hookers and leaving them on your doorstep.
I wish for a packet of Tim Tams that never runs out.*
Granted. The room overflows and you have to eat your way out. Your stomach ruptures.
I wish I coud get plastic surgery
Granted. All of your action figures are surgically modified.
I wish I had more clothes.
Edited to get this all on one track.