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Postby Rodan » Sat May 19, 2007 2:45 am UTC

No, You fool! It's inserted over there!
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Postby The LuigiManiac » Sat May 19, 2007 4:42 am UTC

I must complete my robot cat army.
The cats will hypnotize everyone with their cuteness.
The world will be at MY command!
???
PROFIT!

(what can I say? I've always found it funny when used in odd ways)
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THE CAKE IS A 3.141592653589...!
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Postby EradicateIV » Sat May 19, 2007 4:54 am UTC

The LuigiManiac wrote:I must complete my robot cat army.
The cats will hypnotize everyone with their cuteness.
The world will be at MY command!
???
PROFIT!


??? = Syndication with 3M and Yum-Yum Foods. (imho) :P
1010011010

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Postby Mighty Jalapeno » Sat May 19, 2007 4:56 am UTC

Come quick! Something's wrong with physics!
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Postby LE4dGOLEM » Sat May 19, 2007 9:15 am UTC

That's what SHE said!
Image Une See Fights - crayon super-ish hero webcomic!
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Nullcline wrote:What a colossal waste of stupidity.
fjafjan wrote:I got quite a lot of "batter" left
natraj wrote:skydiving is p fun (in this respect it is almost exactly unlike centipedes)
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Postby Rodan » Sat May 19, 2007 12:44 pm UTC

Is there a geologist in the house?!?!
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Postby Maseiken » Sat May 19, 2007 12:45 pm UTC

With Yogurt!
"GRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOWR!!!!"
(Translation: "Objection!")

Maseiken had the ball at the top of the key...
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Postby Rodan » Sat May 19, 2007 12:51 pm UTC

mmmmm... damned souls...
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Postby Mighty Jalapeno » Sat May 19, 2007 3:10 pm UTC

Does anyone else like blood, or... or is that just me?
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Postby Maseiken » Sat May 19, 2007 3:31 pm UTC

Sexy.
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Postby Amnesiasoft » Sat May 19, 2007 4:31 pm UTC

So that's what the monkey is for...
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Postby LE4dGOLEM » Sat May 19, 2007 4:53 pm UTC

Does this thread have any point other than postCount++?
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Nullcline wrote:What a colossal waste of stupidity.
fjafjan wrote:I got quite a lot of "batter" left
natraj wrote:skydiving is p fun (in this respect it is almost exactly unlike centipedes)
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Postby bbctol » Sat May 19, 2007 5:13 pm UTC

LE4dGOLEM wrote:Does this thread have any point other than postCount++?


It gives a chance to express our inner sliding jello. "Banana tub?" lost the rampant green!
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Postby Rodan » Sat May 19, 2007 5:38 pm UTC

Time for the monkey orgy!
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Postby Col. Mustard » Sat May 19, 2007 7:31 pm UTC

But, the flux capacitor is busted!!
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Postby Maseiken » Sun May 20, 2007 2:45 am UTC

Use a mallet!
"GRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOWR!!!!"
(Translation: "Objection!")

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Postby The LuigiManiac » Sun May 20, 2007 3:39 am UTC

But the nails are inert!
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Postby bbctol » Sun May 20, 2007 10:54 am UTC

Use, the force, Commander Ackbar!
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Postby Rodan » Sun May 20, 2007 11:07 am UTC

We've destroyed most of them, but they JUST KEEP COMING!
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Postby German Sausage » Sun May 20, 2007 11:52 am UTC

Soylent Green is people!
<bakemaster> Only German Sausage can prevent forest fires
<felstaff> Hype is like a giant disappointment ray aimed squarely at the finished article.
<watson> Treat me like a criminal, Holmes!
TMT4L
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Postby Maseiken » Sun May 20, 2007 12:19 pm UTC

LEON!!! HELP!!!!
"GRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOWR!!!!"
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Postby bbctol » Sun May 20, 2007 12:34 pm UTC

Alaska is no place for demons.
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Postby Edna » Sun May 20, 2007 3:44 pm UTC

So I did that trick with my Thumb and they all left me alone, and that was how I won the second world war.
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Postby Token » Sun May 20, 2007 3:47 pm UTC

It hurt, but after a while the bleeding stopped.
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Postby davef » Sun May 20, 2007 3:56 pm UTC

Say, does anyone know where I can find an STD clinic?
Ciúnas, bóthar, cailín, bainne.
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Postby The LuigiManiac » Mon May 21, 2007 5:05 am UTC

I shot a man in Reno. [citation needed]

I shot a man in Reno, because I only have one radiation suit.

((Crossposting from other websites For The Win!))
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Postby German Sausage » Mon May 21, 2007 9:23 am UTC

RIP no-genius
<bakemaster> Only German Sausage can prevent forest fires
<felstaff> Hype is like a giant disappointment ray aimed squarely at the finished article.
<watson> Treat me like a criminal, Holmes!
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Postby Maseiken » Mon May 21, 2007 10:17 am UTC

not pigeons.
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Postby mrguy753 » Tue May 22, 2007 2:28 am UTC

To the internet!
I sing anyway.
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Postby Castaway » Wed May 23, 2007 1:59 am UTC

A man a plan a canal... gibraltar
You've just lost twenty dollars and my self respect.

Rat wrote: so i sprinted back down this hill like a fucking mountain goat
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Postby The LuigiManiac » Wed May 23, 2007 2:21 am UTC

It's Semi-Effective!!!
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Postby Phenriz » Wed May 23, 2007 2:39 am UTC

look it only works if you cover it with fire ants!
I loveded you piggy, i lovded youuuu!!!
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Postby Simon » Wed May 23, 2007 4:48 am UTC

Phenriz wrote:look it only works if you cover it with fire ants!


No, no -- it needs to be both bounded and monotonic to be sure it converges in your case. You were thinking of Bolzano-Weierstrass.
I don't like numbers which can't be written as fractions. It's an irrational fear.
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Postby __Kit » Wed May 23, 2007 8:46 am UTC

and thats why they call it Poop! Even though the pope was killed!
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Postby bbctol » Wed May 23, 2007 8:11 pm UTC

It is the year 2020, and overpopulation is pushing people out into the oceans. Oceans of BLOOD. And the letter beta. And monkeys with iron bars and rainbow serpents.

Hail!

We will not bow our heads! We will not be subject to this humiliation! We will not bow our heads except in prayer! God is Great!

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Postby Nyarlathotep » Wed May 23, 2007 8:22 pm UTC

See, the key is to call them almond jellybeans. That way, no one will know that the active ingredient is actaully cyanide.
'Gehȳrst þū, sǣlida, hwæt þis folc segeð?
hī willað ēow tō gafole gāras syllan,
ǣttrynne ord and ealde swurd,
þā heregeatu þe ēow æt hilde ne dēah.
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Postby bbctol » Wed May 23, 2007 8:24 pm UTC

Aha, Doctor Watson. So the truth about the CIA will not come out until mankind has colonized the stars. By then, perhaps the Elders will have been awoken, and we will feast on the flesh of our ancestors.

Bananas kill you.
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Postby Token » Wed May 23, 2007 8:32 pm UTC

"Wouldn't that cause some kind of global calamity?"

"Perhaps... but that's just a risk we're going to have to take if we want to stop this thing."
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Postby Mighty Jalapeno » Wed May 23, 2007 8:35 pm UTC

And that's why we only give the MONKEYS the fully automatic weapons.
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Postby DonChubby » Wed May 23, 2007 8:36 pm UTC

"This is my sandbox, I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. That's where I saw the Leprechaun. He tells me to burn things!"
Treason doth never prosper, what's the reason?
For if it prosper, none dare call it treason.
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