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william wrote:warriorness wrote:william wrote:warriorness wrote:Warriorness's Cooking FAQ wrote:Q: Do I have enough garlic in my dish?
A: No.
Lies.
Get out of my topic, heretic.
You call me heretic because you can't call me wrong
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yy2bggggs, on Fischer Random chess wrote:Hmmm.... I wonder how how a hypermodern approach would work
warriorness wrote:william wrote:warriorness wrote:william wrote:warriorness wrote:Warriorness's Cooking FAQ wrote:Q: Do I have enough garlic in my dish?
A: No.
Lies.
Get out of my topic, heretic.
You call me heretic because you can't call me wrong
I called you heretic because the fact that you're wrong was already blatantly obvious.
SexyTalon wrote:A pile of shit can call itself a delicious pie, but that doesn't make it true.
william wrote:warriorness wrote:william wrote:warriorness wrote:william wrote:warriorness wrote:Warriorness's Cooking FAQ wrote:Q: Do I have enough garlic in my dish?
A: No.
Lies.
Get out of my topic, heretic.
You call me heretic because you can't call me wrong
I called you heretic because the fact that you're wrong was already blatantly obvious.
If it were that blatantly obvious you wouldn't feel the need to call me heretic at all.
Iluvatar wrote:Love: Gimme the frickin' API.
yy2bggggs, on Fischer Random chess wrote:Hmmm.... I wonder how how a hypermodern approach would work
warriorness wrote:william wrote:warriorness wrote:william wrote:warriorness wrote:william wrote:warriorness wrote:Warriorness's Cooking FAQ wrote:Q: Do I have enough garlic in my dish?
A: No.
Lies.
Get out of my topic, heretic.
You call me heretic because you can't call me wrong
I called you heretic because the fact that you're wrong was already blatantly obvious.
If it were that blatantly obvious you wouldn't feel the need to call me heretic at all.
Heresy warrants accusation far more than incorrectness.
SexyTalon wrote:A pile of shit can call itself a delicious pie, but that doesn't make it true.
Liza wrote:Fjafjan, your hair is so lovely that I want to go to Sweden, collect the bit you cut off in your latest haircut and keep it in my room, and smell it. And eventually use it to complete my shrine dedicated to you.
fjafjan wrote:100g Margarine (again, butter is acceptable but is not as nice)
william wrote:warriorness wrote:william wrote:warriorness wrote:william wrote:warriorness wrote:william wrote:warriorness wrote:Warriorness's Cooking FAQ wrote:Q: Do I have enough garlic in my dish?
A: No.
Lies.
Get out of my topic, heretic.
You call me heretic because you can't call me wrong
I called you heretic because the fact that you're wrong was already blatantly obvious.
If it were that blatantly obvious you wouldn't feel the need to call me heretic at all.
Heresy warrants accusation far more than incorrectness.
Yeah, about that...
Iluvatar wrote:Love: Gimme the frickin' API.
yy2bggggs, on Fischer Random chess wrote:Hmmm.... I wonder how how a hypermodern approach would work
Teh Beastor Chilli FTW +12Health wrote:-1 packet minced beef
one onion
(olive oil (non-extra virgin (burns))(or veg oil)
-fry onion till soft, add beef
-fry beef + O* till water has gone and is properly frying. fry till half browned.
-add bolognese sause (personally with olives ftw, any(dolmio, etc) fine)(lyodd grossman olive/chilli ftw)
-add half chopped pepper (any colour)
-add half a packet of chopped mushrooms
-add one courgette (sliced to 5mm~ish)
-add half tin sweetcorn (drained)
-add full tin kidney beans+chilli
-add worcestersauce (taste)(this is a flavour enhancer for beef, add more than you think at initial taste)
-add (lots (i like it hot)tabascoe sauce)
-add chilli powder (as above)
-add paprika (flavour enhancer - to taste, is gd, etc..)
-add cayhenne (SP?) to taste
-add salt
-add pepper
-cook 'till courgettes are soft on low heat with lid on saucepan (stir every so often)
-Serve with rice
This is meant to be a 1-2 a day serving +breakfast/late-night should provide at large discounts major food groups and you won't get constipated, etc. Also tasty. YUM YUM.
Anmorata wrote:fjafjan wrote:100g Margarine (again, butter is acceptable but is not as nice)
Out of curiosity.. why is margarine better than better? I've had infinitely better results when baking with real butter, but perhaps that's just me. I'm not a big fan of margarine.
warriorness wrote:william wrote:warriorness wrote:william wrote:warriorness wrote:william wrote:warriorness wrote:william wrote:warriorness wrote:Warriorness's Cooking FAQ wrote:Q: Do I have enough garlic in my dish?
A: No.
Lies.
Get out of my topic, heretic.
You call me heretic because you can't call me wrong
I called you heretic because the fact that you're wrong was already blatantly obvious.
If it were that blatantly obvious you wouldn't feel the need to call me heretic at all.
Heresy warrants accusation far more than incorrectness.
Yeah, about that...
Now you're altogether ignoring the fact that you're wrong. At least Galileo was right.
Hawknc wrote:Gotta love our political choices here - you can pick the unionised socially conservative party, or the free-market even more socially conservative party. Oh who to vote for…I don't know, I think I'll just flip a coin and hope it explodes and kills me.
hermaj wrote:Anmorata wrote:fjafjan wrote:100g Margarine (again, butter is acceptable but is not as nice)
Out of curiosity.. why is margarine better than better? I've had infinitely better results when baking with real butter, but perhaps that's just me. I'm not a big fan of margarine.
Quoted for truth. Especially for scones, I always crack out the real butter right there. The only time I really use margarine is when I'm cooking up meat in a frypan or something, for a cream-based sauce, and that's only because it's more convenient.
Liza wrote:Fjafjan, your hair is so lovely that I want to go to Sweden, collect the bit you cut off in your latest haircut and keep it in my room, and smell it. And eventually use it to complete my shrine dedicated to you.
d3adf001 wrote:putting pepperoni in the microwave for 30 seconds turns it into something that tastes like baccon
Toeofdoom wrote:warriorness wrote:Warriorness's Cooking FAQ wrote:Q: Do I have enough garlic in my dish?
A: No.
The garlic comment is absolutely correct,
I hate "garlic" pizzas where it tastes like there isn't any garlic. If its a garlic pizza you should be able to knock people out by burping ath them after eating it.
also: everything tastes better with spices. Experiment with adding spices to baked beans and 2 minute noodles...
well maybe not 2 minute noodles if they have loads of flavour already...
Iluvatar wrote:Love: Gimme the frickin' API.
yy2bggggs, on Fischer Random chess wrote:Hmmm.... I wonder how how a hypermodern approach would work
Anmorata's Cheddar Scones wrote:Cheddar Cheese Scones
2 cups all-purpose flour
1/2 teaspoon salt
2 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
4 tablespoons butter
1 cup grated Cheddar cheese
2/3 cup milk
Sift together the flour, salt and baking powder. Mix the butter into the flour until it resembles fine bread crumbs. Blend in the cheese. Gradually add the milk, mixing it with a round bladed knife until the dough is soft and manageable. Turn the dough onto a lightly floured surface, divide into two equal portions and shape each portion into a round 3/4-inch thick. Cut each round into six triangular portions and set them on a greased baking tray; prick top with a fork. Bake the scones in the center of a preheated 425 degree F oven for 12 to 15 minutes. Cool slightly before serving.
Anmorata's Oxtail Soup wrote:2 lbs oxtail, cut in 1-inch chunks
2 tablespoons olive oil
Kosher salt and freshly ground pepper
1 tablespoon tomato paste
1 tablespoon all purpose flour
2 large yellow onions, peeled and sliced lengthwise
1 tablespoon sugar
1/3 cup dry sherry
Several sprigs fresh thyme
Several sprigs fresh parsley
3 whole cloves
2 bay leaves
Six cups beef broth
3 medium carrots, peeled and diced
2 stalks celery, diced
1/3 cup port
In a dutch oven or large pot, heat olive oil until just smoking. Salt and pepper oxtails and sear on all sides in hot oil, until well browned. Remove oxtails and add onions to pot. Add some salt and the sugar to the onions. Cook and stir onions until browned, about ten minutes. Add sherry and cook down until very syrupy, almost dry. Stir in tomato paste, cook for a minute, then stir in flour and cook for a minute or so. Slowly add beef broth, stirring. Tie thyme, parsley, bay leaves and cloves into cheesecloth and add to pot. Add oxtails back to pot, bring to a boil, then lower heat, cover, and simmer for three hours or until meat is falling off bone.
Remove herb bundle. Remove oxtails and cool until they can be handled. Remove the meat from the bone and shred. Skim fat from soup, then add meat back to the pot. Add carrots and celery and port. Cover and simmer until vegetables are tender.
Serve with cheddar cheese scones.
Warriorness's Lasagna wrote:Ingredients:
1 package lasagna noodles
1 - 2 lbs ground beef
2 jars tomato sauce
5 - 6 cloves garlic, chopped (EXPERIMENTAL)
1 block (about 1 lb?) mozzarella cheese
Some ricotta cheese
Oregano, salt, pepper and/or other spices
Directions:
0) Preheat oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit (only if you want to do steps 8 and 9 immediately).
Phase One
1) Boil water in a pot. Put lasagna noodles in, stirring occasionally so they don't stick. Cook for about eight minutes. When they're done, drain in a colander, run cool water over them to cool them off, and set aside. In the meantime...
2) Chop up and brown the ground beef in a large saucepan.
3) Pour all the tomato sauce over the ground beef (hope you listened when I said "large saucepan"), add garlic (EXPERIMENTAL), and season with the various seasonings (~1 tsp of the oregano). Stir occasionally (especially when it starts to bubble a bit).
4) Grate/shred all the mozzarella. If you have a cuisinart with a cheese grater attachment, wonderful; use it. Set aside.
Phase Two
5) Layer the ingredients in a large lasagna-type baking dish as follows:
5a) Firstly, coat the bottom with the sauce.
5b) Add a layer of noodles, with slight overlap (1/4 to 1/2 inch (1/2 to 1 cm) maybe)
5c) Add more sauce
5d) Generously sprinkle mozzarella over the sauce
5e) Crumble ricotta (this is a rather messy affair)
5f) Repeat steps 5b through 5e until you run out of ingredients (you should get about three layers this way). The top should be cheese.
6) Cover with [tin|aluminum ]foil.
7) If you want to make it immediately, proceed to step 8. You can also store this in the fridge/freezer for several days before baking it.
Phase Three
8) Bake for 45 minutes. Remove the foil at the last five or so minutes so the top gets sort of crispy and browned.
9) Eat! (serves maybe 8-10)
Iluvatar wrote:Love: Gimme the frickin' API.
yy2bggggs, on Fischer Random chess wrote:Hmmm.... I wonder how how a hypermodern approach would work
deep fried peeps wrote:Step 1) Don't.
Step 2) I'm not kidding. Just don't.
Girlâ„¢ Banana Bread of Awesome wrote:2 1/2 cups flour (I like White Lily flour, because it makes the bread really soft and tender)
1 teaspoon salt
2 teaspoons baking soda
1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
1 cup unsalted butter
1 3/4 cups granulated sugar
1/4 cup brown sugar
2 cups ripe mashed bananas (about 6 bananas)
4 eggs, slightly beaten
1 cup coarsely chopped black walnuts (You can use pecans or regular walnuts, but that will make you lame.)
Preheat the oven to 350.
Grease and flour 2 8x4x3-inch loaf pans.
Sift the flour, salt, cinnamon, and baking soda into a bowl. In another larger bowl, mix together the butter, sugar, mashed bananas, eggs and walnuts. Add the combined dry ingredients and stir only until the batter is thoroughly blended.
Pour into the prepared pans and bake 40-50 minutes, or until a skewer or straw inserted in the center of the loaves comes out clean, or with only a few moist crumbs. Remove from the oven and let cool in the pan for 5 minutes, then turn out on a rack and let cool completely.
aldimond wrote:Al's favoritest dessert wrote:Ingredient:
Brown sugar, one bag
Instruction:
Eat the brown sugar with a spoon. If you don't have a spoon just use your hands.
pineapple ice box cake
2 cans crushed pineapple 16-20 oz
2 1/2 cups sugar
1 pint heavy wiping cream
2 eggs
1 tablespoon vanilla
1 cup butter
1 box gram crackers about 3-4 packs of 10
2 boles
one large glass or plastic covered pan
Directions
In bowl one combine 2 cups sugar with melted butter pineapple and eggs until well combined
bowl 2 1\2 cup sugar and wiping cream and vanilla until it forms soft peeks.
fold gently the contest of both boles into each other
spread crushed gram crackers on bottom of dish, then layer the contents of the bowl into the dish layer more gram crackers as desired make as many layers as you want. top with gram crackers.
cover, set in freeze Waite 6-12 hours (so it sets)
feeds 1-20 people
(( yes there are raw eggs in it live a little))
warriorness wrote:Toeofdoom wrote:warriorness wrote:Warriorness's Cooking FAQ wrote:Q: Do I have enough garlic in my dish?
A: No.
The garlic comment is absolutely correct,
I hate "garlic" pizzas where it tastes like there isn't any garlic. If its a garlic pizza you should be able to knock people out by burping ath them after eating it.
also: everything tastes better with spices. Experiment with adding spices to baked beans and 2 minute noodles...
well maybe not 2 minute noodles if they have loads of flavour already...
I agree! If a dish is labeled "garlic" then I'd better be seeing some garlic cloves. Especially on pizza... mmmm...
Anmorata wrote:fjafjan wrote:100g Margarine (again, butter is acceptable but is not as nice)
Out of curiosity.. why is margarine better than butter? I've had infinitely better results when baking with real butter, but perhaps that's just me. I'm not a big fan of margarine.
Matt_B wrote:I just noticed that this thread could be the place to ask a question that's been bugging me for months now: Why do American recipes (at least the ones on the web) always call for "kosher salt"?
I mean, if you're jewish you should know for yourself that what you're eating should be kosher. And if not, why bother? Does it taste any different from "normal" salt?
warriorness wrote:I love this recipe. Makes for a great breakfast, is impressive to serve to other people, and it's a good way to save your overripe bananas instead of throwing them away.
fjafjan wrote:there is alot of taste additives in butter that I no want in my scones.
1/2 cup unpopped popcorn kernels
1/4 cup white sugar
1/4 cup vegitable oil
Heat oil in a large saucepan until you see ripples from the heat.
Test the oil with three kernels, if they pop then it's ready.
Once the oil is ready dump in the rest of the kernels and sprinkle the sugar over the top.
Place a lid on the pan. Alternate, in three second intervals, between leaving the pan on the stove top and lifting and shaking the pot. Once the popping has slowed, remove from the stove top and immediately sprinkle with salt.
Super Easy Chip Dip wrote:1 part mayo
1 part condensed milk
black pepper to taste
Instructions:
Mix everything together.
Dip chips.
Enjoy.
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