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Postby ArchangelShrike » Wed May 23, 2007 10:41 pm UTC

But I'm the Leprechaun, and I hate sand.
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Postby bbctol » Thu May 24, 2007 12:29 am UTC

The panda is everywhere.

It knows.
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Postby The LuigiManiac » Thu May 24, 2007 12:37 am UTC

All we need are citations.
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THE CAKE IS A 3.141592653589...!
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Postby Token » Thu May 24, 2007 12:38 am UTC

Finally, she can breathe.
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Postby Tractor » Thu May 24, 2007 12:48 am UTC

And that's when I stuck it in her pooper.
9 x 6 = 42

Note: Randall kicks ass.
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Postby DonChubby » Thu May 24, 2007 1:13 am UTC

I bent my wookie :(
Treason doth never prosper, what's the reason?
For if it prosper, none dare call it treason.
CreemyNougat wrote:It was the saddest orgasm ever.
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Postby Nyarlathotep » Thu May 24, 2007 1:49 am UTC

... that's IT! Mango cookies!
'Gehȳrst þū, sǣlida, hwæt þis folc segeð?
hī willað ēow tō gafole gāras syllan,
ǣttrynne ord and ealde swurd,
þā heregeatu þe ēow æt hilde ne dēah.
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Postby crazyjimbo » Thu May 24, 2007 2:10 am UTC

I need a pack of cigarettes, 3 feet of string, and a penguin. Stat!
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Postby xooll » Thu May 24, 2007 2:16 am UTC

I think I found your shoe. Or rather, it found me.

It's angry.
So, I got tired of the fact that the appearance of my band name in my signature made my posts on this forum the dominant result when googling for my music. Anyway, if you think I might happen to be a good musician, you can test this theory here.
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Postby Nyarlathotep » Thu May 24, 2007 2:22 am UTC

DEAR GOD! MY EYE! MY EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
'Gehȳrst þū, sǣlida, hwæt þis folc segeð?
hī willað ēow tō gafole gāras syllan,
ǣttrynne ord and ealde swurd,
þā heregeatu þe ēow æt hilde ne dēah.
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Postby bbctol » Thu May 24, 2007 2:25 am UTC

The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want. Except for better cookies. Heavenly cookies taste like shit.
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Postby Nyarlathotep » Thu May 24, 2007 2:30 am UTC

Ver'kathaie, na'houlie ta'kouthirui kathaie? Sa, yo'kuuri nathou veshila na'kaira se'riya douhe... bel'khiour mahl-kh'et. Ya! Valatou na'maarai katamoure sou vahu t'rie ka! Youtiaria vanie lakhutin kai... eiulia kai, vatou, vatou.
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hī willað ēow tō gafole gāras syllan,
ǣttrynne ord and ealde swurd,
þā heregeatu þe ēow æt hilde ne dēah.
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Postby mrguy753 » Thu May 24, 2007 2:44 am UTC

Someone has stolen my baboon!
I sing anyway.
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Postby The LuigiManiac » Thu May 24, 2007 3:08 am UTC

Beware of the Candlejack for if you say his name, he will......
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THE CAKE IS A 3.141592653589...!
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Postby German Sausage » Thu May 24, 2007 4:27 am UTC

so... anyone have an essay on german youth movements lying around?
ideally in german...
<bakemaster> Only German Sausage can prevent forest fires
<felstaff> Hype is like a giant disappointment ray aimed squarely at the finished article.
<watson> Treat me like a criminal, Holmes!
TMT4L
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Postby The Mighty Thesaurus » Thu May 24, 2007 4:33 am UTC

German Sausage wrote:so... anyone have an essay on german youth movements lying around?
ideally in german...


I have the complete works of Karl Marx in German... Does that count?
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Postby German Sausage » Thu May 24, 2007 5:55 am UTC

nicht besonderes, aber danke!
<bakemaster> Only German Sausage can prevent forest fires
<felstaff> Hype is like a giant disappointment ray aimed squarely at the finished article.
<watson> Treat me like a criminal, Holmes!
TMT4L
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Postby Berge » Thu May 24, 2007 6:12 am UTC

Radiocarbon dating doesn't even begin to factor in here.
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Postby Tractor » Thu May 24, 2007 1:05 pm UTC

Wax on, wax off.
9 x 6 = 42

Note: Randall kicks ass.
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Postby Token » Thu May 24, 2007 1:51 pm UTC

SHOCK!!!
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Postby German Sausage » Thu May 24, 2007 2:13 pm UTC

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I can't believe that no-one else did this yet...
<bakemaster> Only German Sausage can prevent forest fires
<felstaff> Hype is like a giant disappointment ray aimed squarely at the finished article.
<watson> Treat me like a criminal, Holmes!
TMT4L
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Postby Nyarlathotep » Thu May 24, 2007 3:59 pm UTC

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'Gehȳrst þū, sǣlida, hwæt þis folc segeð?
hī willað ēow tō gafole gāras syllan,
ǣttrynne ord and ealde swurd,
þā heregeatu þe ēow æt hilde ne dēah.
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Postby bbctol » Thu May 24, 2007 10:57 pm UTC

Why, yes it is, Lord.
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Postby Ended » Thu May 24, 2007 11:26 pm UTC

We will need more than just psi tending to zero.
Generally I try to make myself do things I instinctively avoid, in case they are awesome.
-dubsola
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Postby Drake Zure » Fri May 25, 2007 2:09 am UTC

banana
benjhuey wrote:
IceMod wrote:The fingers did surprise me though.

That's what SHE said.
And then she left. I wonder why...
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Postby Benevolent Lion » Fri May 25, 2007 2:26 am UTC

Are you crazy, we can't do that! The time is now!
Oohhh, Sexy girlfriend!
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Postby Drake Zure » Fri May 25, 2007 3:08 am UTC

c


and that's what a faceprint looks like!
benjhuey wrote:
IceMod wrote:The fingers did surprise me though.

That's what SHE said.
And then she left. I wonder why...
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Postby Benevolent Lion » Fri May 25, 2007 3:24 am UTC

It has a little tippy-top that goes boom!
Oohhh, Sexy girlfriend!
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Postby Drake Zure » Fri May 25, 2007 3:35 am UTC

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!
benjhuey wrote:
IceMod wrote:The fingers did surprise me though.

That's what SHE said.
And then she left. I wonder why...
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Postby __Kit » Fri May 25, 2007 4:20 am UTC

^^^^ this person siggy, has anyone seen that SNL with the fat guy (sorry forgot his name - from beverly hills ninja). "Hey Paul"
"Yes?"
"Is It true? the love you take is equal to the love you make?"
=]
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Postby The LuigiManiac » Fri May 25, 2007 5:17 am UTC

"FiNd Da LaUnDrY rOoM!!!!!"


...*cleans mouth with bar of soap*
Spoiler:
THE CAKE IS A 3.141592653589...!
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Postby Benevolent Lion » Sat May 26, 2007 8:40 pm UTC

Since it is a special occaison

Why is the rum gone?
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Postby crazyjimbo » Sat May 26, 2007 9:26 pm UTC

I did a dance once. It wasn't big affair, but it did the job. Maybe I'll dance again.
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Postby __Kit » Sat May 26, 2007 9:46 pm UTC

I wish my dads were here to see this...
=]
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Postby mindless_drivel » Sun May 27, 2007 1:50 am UTC

Look!!! I have nipples!!!
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
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Postby Rockapotamus » Sun May 27, 2007 2:37 am UTC

You know how much I like hot dogs. You can't fit hot dogs on this desk!
This is the end of the post.
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Postby Drake Zure » Sun May 27, 2007 2:50 am UTC

Ymgir The Frost Giant knows where you live.
benjhuey wrote:
IceMod wrote:The fingers did surprise me though.

That's what SHE said.
And then she left. I wonder why...
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Postby The LuigiManiac » Sun May 27, 2007 2:55 am UTC

HO HO HO! Cream Giant!
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THE CAKE IS A 3.141592653589...!
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Postby mrguy753 » Sun May 27, 2007 3:05 am UTC

Listen, I know how much you hate ferrets. But that doesn't stop me from loving you.
I sing anyway.
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Postby Berge » Sun May 27, 2007 4:09 am UTC

Using Allakhazam's swap ability in this manner makes this deck the most annoying thing you'll ever run into.
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