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ITT: We make lame threads.

Postby InsanePyros » Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:28 am UTC

I hate you so much that I'm going to sneak into your house late at night and touch all of your clean windows so you have little fingerprints on them. Because I hate you.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby __jess » Sun Feb 22, 2009 7:00 am UTC

Dude, seriously? If you do that, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to steal all your pants, and replace them with these ones:

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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby InstinctSage » Sun Feb 22, 2009 7:07 am UTC

You took it too far, __jess.
I'm cutting off your breadcrumb supply until you learn some respect.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby v1nsai » Sun Feb 22, 2009 7:12 am UTC

Touch my pants, and I'll switch your shampoo with battery acid, then kidnap you and wrap you in wet leather and dump you in the middle of the desert in the sun, leaving only your genitals exposed so I can watch your brains blow out your front. :twisted:
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Meowgan » Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:14 pm UTC

You know what? I'm gonna Rickroll you.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Chuff » Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:19 pm UTC

Oh, you didn't. You DIDN'T!

You know what? I'm going to spill blueberry jam on your furniture! Yeah, that's right. And you know what else? Re-upholstery is expensive.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Shakleton » Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:56 pm UTC

Don't you dare to touch my upholstery or otherwise I will implant my hypercool Jam-o-matic device in your brain, which creates a strong magnetic field rendering every computer in a 1 meter radius from you useless.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Felstaff » Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:58 pm UTC

I'm going to switch the 'M' and 'N' keys on your keyboard. Then hope you're not a touchtypist.

Yeah.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Gojoe » Sun Feb 22, 2009 1:04 pm UTC

YOU SON OF A BITCH FELSTAFF!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Shakleton » Sun Feb 22, 2009 1:05 pm UTC

Felstaff wrote:I'm going to switch the 'M' and 'N' keys on your keyboard. Then hope you're not a touchtypist.

That doesm't chamge a thimg about the nagmetic field idea. Or otherwise, I could just smeak imto your house at might amd cross out every word im every book you owm. Hah!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Felstaff » Sun Feb 22, 2009 1:09 pm UTC

Yeah. You'll notice I won't be at home.

For I will be at yours, finding a tiny stone to drop into all of your shoes.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby grythyttan » Sun Feb 22, 2009 1:13 pm UTC

While you are out, I will let one important thing of yours soak in the toilet. And leave the lid up.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Mo0man » Sun Feb 22, 2009 1:37 pm UTC

I'm going to steal exactly one sock and hide it in the inner workings of your dryer, so that it breaks down.

Also, should this be in FG?

I'm going to come into your thread and move it into Forum Games! Ha!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Sruixan » Sun Feb 22, 2009 2:05 pm UTC

Well, for that, I'll place a deceased hedgehog in your (dirty) laundry.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby thecamoninja » Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:24 pm UTC

You hedgehog killing bastard!
For that, I'm going to have my guinea pig poop on you.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Sruixan » Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:26 pm UTC

Ahem! Why, for that cruel insult I will strap aforementioned guinea pig to a fork handle and tap it repeatedly and rythymically!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby thecamoninja » Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:27 pm UTC

you would tape my guinea pig to a fork? Then I'll just have to respond in kind, and stick little pieces of tape to your back, causing severe annoyment
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Sruixan » Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:29 pm UTC

Yeh, well then I'd pick of those pieces of tape and use them to tape your kitchen cabinets shut...

...from the inside!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby thecamoninja » Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:30 pm UTC

Oh yeah, well then you'll be trapped on the inside of my kitchen cabinets, and they'll be taped shut! I don't even need to make a threat!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Sruixan » Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:31 pm UTC

No, because I'll apply the tape to the inside of the edge of the doorframe, then I'll shut it!

Wait... I'll get MORE tape! Hah!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby thecamoninja » Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:34 pm UTC

OH yeah? Well then, I'll call the cops on you. I'l bet they give you a fine of at lesat ten dollars!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Sruixan » Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:40 pm UTC

Yeh, well, I'll tell them that you can't spell "least". That'll surely get you a good questioning!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby J Spade » Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:57 pm UTC

If that happens, I'll surely force you to listen to a Creed album.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby thecamoninja » Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:58 pm UTC

creed, eh?
Well, then, I'll just make you listen to a green day album
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby TaintedDeity » Sun Feb 22, 2009 7:12 pm UTC

Oh yeah, well then I'll put a knot in all of your headphone wires forcing you to waste precious seconds undoing them!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Ralith The Third » Sun Feb 22, 2009 7:16 pm UTC

Well, I'll take all of your no-sodium butter? And I'll replace it with salt-lovers! MUAHAHAHHAH!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby TaintedDeity » Sun Feb 22, 2009 7:33 pm UTC

It will have no effect for I don't use butter! Just for that I shall glue a 2mm thick strip of wood to the top step in your house, causing you to trip slightly whenever you go up them!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby J Spade » Sun Feb 22, 2009 7:34 pm UTC

No! In return I have to sand 5mm off of the bottom of one of your chair legs, so that it wobbles just a little bit.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby TaintedDeity » Sun Feb 22, 2009 7:42 pm UTC

Oh dammit, you've forced my hand.
I'm going to have to put a thick leather bookmark in the pages of one of your favourite books so it forever falls open at that page.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby elektricat » Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:09 pm UTC

Ill wet the pages of your favorite book so they become all crumply and wavy, when they dry! HA!!!!!!!!!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby eviloatmeal » Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:23 pm UTC

That is so mean! I'm going to call you in the afternoon and be all like "Uh... u.... *blush*" and then hang up really quickly and never call again!!! :evil:
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Sruixan » Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:24 pm UTC

The horror! I must retaliate by giving your phone number to a crepuscular friend of mine...
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby quintopia » Sun Feb 22, 2009 10:10 pm UTC

Well, you know what, the next time any of your mothers invites you home for cookies and milk, I'm going to take one of the cookies and a whole glass of milk! HA!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Rodan » Sun Feb 22, 2009 11:42 pm UTC

I'm going to switch your computer monitor with one that's identical in every way except that it has a single dead pixel.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby J Spade » Mon Feb 23, 2009 12:03 am UTC

I'd have to rotate random books on your shelf so that the text on the spine reads upward rather than downward.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby quintopia » Mon Feb 23, 2009 12:27 am UTC

I would have to call you "Precious Little Spadey J" from then on.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby J Spade » Mon Feb 23, 2009 12:41 am UTC

I'd demote you to tetraopia.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby quintopia » Mon Feb 23, 2009 2:42 am UTC

I'd steal your coat and put it over a puddle to keep a hot lady's shoes dry.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby eviloatmeal » Mon Feb 23, 2009 6:49 am UTC

Well I'm going to launch a DDoS attack on your snail mailbox!!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby quintopia » Mon Feb 23, 2009 8:26 am UTC

I'll write FUCK YOU on your rear windshield with my finger so that every time the window fogs up you get a nice greeting!
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