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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Meowgan » Wed Feb 25, 2009 2:46 pm UTC

I'm never gonna knit anything for you.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby King of Frogs » Wed Feb 25, 2009 3:25 pm UTC

:cry:

Well, I'll... I'll, replace your knitting needles with forks!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Meowgan » Wed Feb 25, 2009 3:30 pm UTC

But you can knit with forks.

I'll teach your dog to climb through the window.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Sruixan » Wed Feb 25, 2009 3:44 pm UTC

You cruel fiend! For that, the only possible retaliation is to take all your mail out of your mailbox early one morning and replace it with verions written by a four year old child!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby sje46 » Wed Feb 25, 2009 3:45 pm UTC

I'll take one of those children out for ice cream and won't buy you any!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Sruixan » Wed Feb 25, 2009 3:49 pm UTC

Yeh, well I'll make fun of the fact that there was only one child specified in my previous threat in front of all you friends!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby sje46 » Wed Feb 25, 2009 3:50 pm UTC

yeah? Well, I'll tell you that I have no friends, and you'd be embarrassed because you thought I did!

So . . .lonely . . .
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby King of Frogs » Wed Feb 25, 2009 4:29 pm UTC

Well, I wish I didn't have to do this, but I would feel duty-bound to retaliate by telling your second-cousins that you once made a racist joke, but then apologised.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Ralith The Third » Wed Feb 25, 2009 9:16 pm UTC

Well, I! will pet your cats belly!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Meowgan » Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:33 am UTC

I will use a gratuitous amount of wordfilters.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Luthen » Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:43 am UTC

I will sprinkle gumdrops around your house and call the police!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Ralith The Third » Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:44 am UTC

I will run up to you, give you a pack of skittles, and run away!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby ManHadn't » Thu Feb 26, 2009 3:01 am UTC

I will finish my standardized test ten minutes before you!
I may even snort when you turn it in
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby PurpleMint » Thu Feb 26, 2009 4:40 am UTC

I will not reply with a threat, thus slightly disappointing you!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby <nyssa> » Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:10 am UTC

I will refuse to be disappointed, thus angering you because your plan to disappoint me was foiled!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby King of Frogs » Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:59 pm UTC

I'll open the lids on all your milk bottles!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby mind404 » Thu Feb 26, 2009 3:05 pm UTC

I bite my thumb at you sir
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby King of Frogs » Thu Feb 26, 2009 3:31 pm UTC

Dost thou bite thy thumb at me?

Sir, I shall replace all your shoes with ones exactly the same, except half a size smaller.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Silknor » Fri Feb 27, 2009 6:44 am UTC

My feet almost slightly hurt! I will give a paper cut to a stranger you've never met and never will meet and tell him it's your fault.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby blue_eyedspacemonkey » Fri Feb 27, 2009 8:43 am UTC

Oh, yeah, well I shall make toast in you kitchen and leave toast crumbs everywhere, and toast sweat on your worktop. So there.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Bulvox » Fri Feb 27, 2009 8:43 am UTC

I will shrink all of your clothes so that none of them fit.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby King of Frogs » Fri Feb 27, 2009 12:25 pm UTC

I will give your strawberries big scary mouths!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Bulvox » Fri Feb 27, 2009 12:48 pm UTC

King of Frogs wrote:I will give your strawberries big scary mouths!
too late.

I'll motivate your posters.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby TaintedDeity » Fri Feb 27, 2009 4:02 pm UTC

I'm going to delete all your computer's saved passwords s you'll have to retype them again!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby King of Frogs » Fri Feb 27, 2009 4:38 pm UTC

I'll uninstall firefox from your computer!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby rnew » Fri Feb 27, 2009 4:48 pm UTC

That's going too far.

I'm going to get all of your jackets and turn just ONE sleeve inside out, so when you go to put it on you get confused which way round it should be. HA
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby TaintedDeity » Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:08 pm UTC

Oh fuck, I hate that.

I'm going to throw out one of all your pairs of socks.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby King of Frogs » Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:09 pm UTC

I will replace your shoes with herring.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby blue_eyedspacemonkey » Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:11 pm UTC

I shall ring your doorbell, then run away!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby King of Frogs » Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:37 pm UTC

I will remove my doorbell so you can't do that!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby quintopia » Fri Feb 27, 2009 7:49 pm UTC

I will knock loudly on your door and leave a burning bag on your doorstep. . .that has nothing in it!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby TaintedDeity » Fri Feb 27, 2009 8:14 pm UTC

You fucker.

I'm going to make a pinsize hole in your can of drink and empty it withut you realising so when you open it you have no drink.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Fractal_Tangent » Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:06 pm UTC

oh yeah? well im going to get all your markers and switch the tops round so that when you try and color the sky with blue, you get red instead!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby quintopia » Sat Feb 28, 2009 2:31 am UTC

Oh yeah, well I'm gonna leave your red marker out on the porch with no cap on. . .with the point sticking straight up!
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby rath358 » Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:42 am UTC

i will change yyour signateure so it turns counterdlockwise instead
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby quintopia » Sat Feb 28, 2009 7:53 am UTC

rath358 wrote:i will change yyour signateureavatar so it turns counterdlockwise instead

i might even do that myself. should i have a poll?

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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Bulvox » Sat Feb 28, 2009 10:56 am UTC

I will lock you in the same room as all the people from the hugs thread.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby Asmodieus » Sat Feb 28, 2009 12:27 pm UTC

Im going to swtich all the keys on your keyboard around so you will never know what you will type next.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby sje46 » Sat Feb 28, 2009 12:28 pm UTC

Bulvox wrote:I will lock you in the same room as all the people from the hugs thread.

. .. too far.

Seriously, dude.

Now, if you don't stop saying hurtful things like that, I'm going to have to give you a big ol' glomping.
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Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Postby ManHadn't » Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:46 pm UTC

I'll replace all your brand-name drinks with syrupy supermarket cola!
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