xkcd

by **Earlz** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 2:35 am UTC

though does where top-wear..

\/ once reviewed over his keyboard

by **ShadeWolf** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 9:40 am UTC

That was a dark day indeed when that happened

\/Smells really bad

by **Rodan** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 12:24 pm UTC

not my fault I ran out of deoderant...

V can't distinguish an alien from a predator.

by **SoapyHobo** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 1:50 pm UTC

Meh, i'll be dead in a few seconds whichever it is.

V doesn't know what 'IDDQD' is

Click link. Receive my face. · by **bbctol** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 1:51 pm UTC

Nothing Google won't soon fix!

V Has below average inteligence

by **LE4dGOLEM** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 2:16 pm UTC

For an xkcdite

V is made out of 40% fail, 40% luse, and 25% bad-at-maths-hood.

by **Rodan** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 4:46 pm UTC

what? you have bad math and speeling, so I don't know what you're saying...

V If this is Scott, you're a dick.

by **Alcari** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 8:48 pm UTC

Thank god i'm not scott

V doesn't know what 'IDDQD' is

Hmm, now i'll have to go find a way to make that work again on vista.
IDDQD, IDKFA, IDSPISPOPD!

\/ has a jar-jar binks doll by his/her pillow

by **Earlz** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 8:57 pm UTC

What you don't?

\/ doesn't know the difference between 2 and pi

by **xooll** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 9:12 pm UTC

Duh. There IS no difference. You're just trying to trick me into saying there is so I'll look dumb.

\/ Gets into arguments with stop signs.

Click link. Receive my face. · by **bbctol** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 9:13 pm UTC

Stop? Who you tellin to stop, bitch?

\/ Doesn't like xkcd.

by **Rodan** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 9:33 pm UTC

yeah, I'm just here for the forums.

V is a conceited freak with no uvula and a hairy appendix.

by **Alcari** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 10:15 pm UTC

is a conceited freak

Yeah, I know I rule!

with no uvula

that's why I talk like Fran Dresher

and a hairy appendix.

It's in a jar on my nightstand, I brush the hair every morning

\/
Is a retarded fish-frog

by **Rodan** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 10:18 pm UTC

If you insult me one more time, I will crush your head open on my tummy.

V is just a retard.

by **DonChubby** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 10:20 pm UTC

Yes, I am quite slow.

\/Has hairy balls.. footballs.

Click link. Receive my face. · by **bbctol** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 10:22 pm UTC

I'm not even going to make a comment on that one.

\/ Is turned on by Paris Hilton.

by **Jesse** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 10:23 pm UTC

Hey, distressed billionaires do it for me.

\/ Cannot find the remote.

by **H.E.L.e.N.** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 10:39 pm UTC

Truth. It keeps falling behind the furniture.

\/ eats maggots for breakfast

Click link. Receive my face. · by **bbctol** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 10:43 pm UTC

Giant sickening maggot shot:

\/ Got turned on by that picture.

by **Rodan** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 10:44 pm UTC

there should be an emoticon that looks like this:

by **lesliesage** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 11:10 pm UTC

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by **liza** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 1:59 am UTC

It's true. I assumed everyone with any intelligence would get maybe halfway through the law and would be unable to be read any more, due to overwhelming depression, the urge to vomit, and/or death. Thus, I was able to sneak a pay raise for myself in the last paragraphs!

\/ Wants to make pi = 3, you know, to make everything simpler.

by **lesliesage** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 2:13 am UTC

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by **jmce** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 2:26 am UTC

Well, everything in the Bible is true... 'specially the Creation story!

\/ Posts "me too" like some dumb AOLer. Doesn't get this reference.

by **Earlz** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 2:43 am UTC

me too, I don't get it either!

\/ believes life is a whole number

by **liza** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 4:42 am UTC

Yeah, 42.

\/ Regularly presses the shift button inappropriately, messing up the down arrow symbol among other things.

by **ShadeWolf** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 4:49 am UTC

YEA I CAN"T help it. THE shift key gets stuck

/\ Likes to do things opposite.

by **Earlz** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 5:17 am UTC

(get it?)

(\/ knows how to tie his shoes with his hand above his head(and his head above his knees))

by **Alcari** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 7:38 am UTC

Yeah, I use my tantacly apendages for that

\/ uses a lighter to check for gasleaks

by **__Kit** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 7:46 am UTC

Hey, no fair! It was dark!

\/ has smelly man B.O!

by **jmce** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 8:09 am UTC

Yes. I keep it in a jar. I have now taken the lid off. Watch it waft ... upwards ... towards you, Kit ...

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\/ has a homepage for xhis dog.

by **evilbeanfiend** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 10:45 am UTC

its a bitch,

\/

and by a bitch i actually mean its your momma

by **Tractor** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 1:49 pm UTC

\/ Hippie.

by **une see** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 9:23 pm UTC

Okay.

V Enjoys sex with horses.

by **jmce** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 11:18 pm UTC

Hey, don't say things like that about your moma.

\/ To avoid embarrassment, has to wear a long, heavy apron when cooking sausages.

by **sound19k** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 12:19 am UTC

I can't help if they look so realistic!
\/ enjoys building scale models of monster trucks, then dressing in drag and sniffing the drying glue

Click link. Receive my face. · by **bbctol** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 12:47 am UTC

What? I thought everyone did this.

\/ Does not bow down daily to Cthulhu

by **__Kit** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 12:51 am UTC

Sorry I can't pronounce its name!!

\/ Is unhealthy!

by **peter** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 1:34 am UTC

It's not my fault Oreos taste so good.

\/ Is the most stupidest person on xkcd.

by **Eleven** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 5:09 am UTC

??? Meen turdle mak I sad

.

\/ Gets picked last for dodgeball.

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