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Postby Nyarlathotep » Tue Jun 12, 2007 3:28 am UTC

::poke::



((Mods, I promise this game will become awesome and sensical in a few posts. I will ensure it.))
'Gehȳrst þū, sǣlida, hwæt þis folc segeð?
hī willað ēow tō gafole gāras syllan,
ǣttrynne ord and ealde swurd,
þā heregeatu þe ēow æt hilde ne dēah.
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Postby DonChubby » Tue Jun 12, 2007 3:35 am UTC

Ouch, goddamit!

*Pokes back*
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Postby Nyarlathotep » Tue Jun 12, 2007 3:40 am UTC

*giggles*
*goes invisible and ninja-pokes*
'Gehȳrst þū, sǣlida, hwæt þis folc segeð?
hī willað ēow tō gafole gāras syllan,
ǣttrynne ord and ealde swurd,
þā heregeatu þe ēow æt hilde ne dēah.
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Postby DonChubby » Tue Jun 12, 2007 3:42 am UTC

1. *Puts on thermal goggles*
2. *Poke*
3. *Turns on Poke-Defender 3000*
4. ???
5. Profit!
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Postby Nyarlathotep » Tue Jun 12, 2007 3:58 am UTC

*eats-poke-defender-poke?*
'Gehȳrst þū, sǣlida, hwæt þis folc segeð?
hī willað ēow tō gafole gāras syllan,
ǣttrynne ord and ealde swurd,
þā heregeatu þe ēow æt hilde ne dēah.
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Postby Princess Marzipan » Tue Jun 12, 2007 4:05 am UTC

*throws pokeball*

Nyarlathotep, I choose you!
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Postby Nyarlathotep » Tue Jun 12, 2007 4:20 am UTC

*uses QuickAttack against Don Chubby!*
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hī willað ēow tō gafole gāras syllan,
ǣttrynne ord and ealde swurd,
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Postby The LuigiManiac » Tue Jun 12, 2007 4:24 am UTC

It's super effective!
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Postby Tractor » Tue Jun 12, 2007 4:29 am UTC

*pokes your mom*
9 x 6 = 42

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Postby Twasbrillig » Tue Jun 12, 2007 5:32 am UTC

*pokeh pokeh, pokeh pokeh, pokeh pokeh*
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Postby deadly penguin » Tue Jun 12, 2007 6:15 am UTC

...*gets poked*
AHHH!!! MY EYYYEEE!!!
@_O
*revenge pokes*
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Postby __Kit » Tue Jun 12, 2007 6:55 am UTC

*SUMMONS POCHAHONTAS!*

And we play strip poker...
=]
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Postby German Sausage » Tue Jun 12, 2007 7:27 am UTC

if this is your first night at poke club, you have to poke.
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Postby Saffuric » Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:23 am UTC

*poke a nose*
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

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Postby PtS » Tue Jun 12, 2007 9:44 am UTC

Hey...
*pokes Saffuric*
That's Belial's nose... I wouldn't put any parts of my body there...
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Postby MFHodge » Tue Jun 12, 2007 2:13 pm UTC

* Falls for the old pig-in-a-poke scam *

You'll be poked for this!!
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Postby crazyjimbo » Tue Jun 12, 2007 2:43 pm UTC

* Closes eyes and starts poking in random directions *
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Postby MFHodge » Tue Jun 12, 2007 3:05 pm UTC

crazyjimbo wrote:* Closes eyes and starts poking in random directions *


Ouch, you poked my poking finger! How am I supposed to poke now?
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Postby SoapyHobo » Tue Jun 12, 2007 4:11 pm UTC

*Dives into the room through the window, rolls across the floor, jumps out of the roll then pokes multiple people in midair while the camera pans around the room*

(all in slow motion of course)
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Postby bbctol » Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:01 pm UTC

*puts on giant steel finger glove of ultimate pokeitude, hits button, and watches as cannonball shoots out of tip and pokes everyone*
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Postby Col. Mustard » Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:26 pm UTC

*Puts the Pillsbury doughboy in the middle of the room. While everyone is busy poking him I poke everybody else*
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Postby bbctol » Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:28 pm UTC

*pokes himself*

Ow. I was expecting that to be more meta.
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Postby davef » Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:51 pm UTC

What in the name of all that's good and poky is poking on here?
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Postby bbctol » Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:52 pm UTC

*pokes davef for breaking the cycle of pokiness*
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Postby davef » Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:53 pm UTC

Ow, dammit!

*pokes bbctol back*
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Re: Poke!

Postby SpitValve » Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:57 pm UTC

Nyarlathotep wrote:((Mods, I promise this game will become awesome and sensical in a few posts. I will ensure it.))


heh, I'd given up on the games forum a loooong time ago :P

I mean

*not a mod poke*
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Postby Xial » Wed Jun 13, 2007 12:13 am UTC

Nyarlathotep what is that which runs past in the background of your avatar? At first I thought I was imagining things but I know I am not.
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Re: Poke!

Postby Belial » Wed Jun 13, 2007 12:24 am UTC

Nyarlathotep wrote:::poke::



((Mods, I promise this game will become awesome and sensical in a few posts. I will ensure it.))


Hahah. It's funny because you think we moderate this forum. This places is so we don't *have* to moderate these threads. It's a Quarantine. We come in here with hazmat suits. Speaking of which....

::releases poke nanites and flees::
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Re: Poke!

Postby bbctol » Wed Jun 13, 2007 12:26 am UTC

SpitValve wrote:*mod poke*


But- but you're not a mod!

*pokes non-mod*
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Postby Vortigen » Wed Jun 13, 2007 12:38 am UTC

-drops from the ceiling-

POKE GRENADE!

-poke grenade pokes everybody-
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Postby aisling » Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:00 am UTC

*Pokes Vortigen's sig so it may stop terrifying me*
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Postby bbctol » Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:42 am UTC

*realizes innuendos of poking*

*doesn't care*
*resumes poking*
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Postby Nyarlathotep » Wed Jun 13, 2007 2:46 am UTC

Xial wrote:Nyarlathotep what is that which runs past in the background of your avatar? At first I thought I was imagining things but I know I am not.


You're imagining things.

*poke*
'Gehȳrst þū, sǣlida, hwæt þis folc segeð?
hī willað ēow tō gafole gāras syllan,
ǣttrynne ord and ealde swurd,
þā heregeatu þe ēow æt hilde ne dēah.
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Postby Saffuric » Wed Jun 13, 2007 3:21 am UTC

Nyarlathotep wrote:
Xial wrote:Nyarlathotep what is that which runs past in the background of your avatar? At first I thought I was imagining things but I know I am not.


You're imagining things.

*poke*


it must be a ninja getting ready for a secret poke attack!
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

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Postby Nyarlathotep » Wed Jun 13, 2007 3:30 am UTC

Saffuric wrote:
Nyarlathotep wrote:
Xial wrote:Nyarlathotep what is that which runs past in the background of your avatar? At first I thought I was imagining things but I know I am not.


You're imagining things.

*poke*


it must be a ninja getting ready for a secret poke attack!


Curse your sudden, but inevitable betrayal!
'Gehȳrst þū, sǣlida, hwæt þis folc segeð?
hī willað ēow tō gafole gāras syllan,
ǣttrynne ord and ealde swurd,
þā heregeatu þe ēow æt hilde ne dēah.
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Postby Saffuric » Wed Jun 13, 2007 3:33 am UTC

bwahaha! Mine is an evil laugh! now die! *poke poke poke*
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

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Postby Nyarlathotep » Wed Jun 13, 2007 3:41 am UTC

Saffuric wrote:bwahaha! Mine is an evil laugh! now die! *poke poke poke*


ARRGH. OH DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN.
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ǣttrynne ord and ealde swurd,
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Postby Earlz » Wed Jun 13, 2007 3:44 am UTC

I think I win...anyone else have enough free time to use in this pointless thread?
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edit:
this reminds me of a conversation:
friend: "Hey, ya know, Your daughter poked me last night" (referring to facebook)
teacher: "What!?"
"yea, she poked me...and I poked her back...I think she liked it too"
<can't remember what teacher said..>
"I'm gonna poke her again tonight too!"
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Postby deadly penguin » Wed Jun 13, 2007 3:50 am UTC

AHHH! MY OTHER EYE!!!!
@_@
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Postby DonChubby » Wed Jun 13, 2007 4:27 am UTC

*Pokemaster DonChubby enters the thread*
Phear my 1337 poking skillz!
*Gets poked*
Ouch, you done broke my poke hand... I shall return!
*Releases poke-bots*
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