By popular demand: Post your face!

[Hawknc]

You mean it's not a vial of radioactive liquid and you're not telling us to keep it a secret because of the awesome superpowerish side effects of ingesting it?

[no-genius]

Wanna go for a rave?

Edit: Y'all's wanna's go for a rave?

Ahem:
Singular: y'all
plural: all y'all
singular possessive: y'all's
plural possessive: all y'all's

I hope you feel educated now.

Well yeah, but you haven't answered my question

Also: nice one hermaj I thought you got teh 500 th post in Cheddar Gorge, cos that's the one I was in at the time. So I just thought I would say it again, seein' as this where you got the 500th post and y'all.

[Gelsamel]

IQ and Awesomeness is proportional to #posts.

[randommuz]

I also quite like Brahma, which is a Brazilian beer! Lovely for summer.

I won a Brahma hat by drinking three bottles, and it was such a nice hat that I had another three so I could give the second hat to a cute girl.

[myoumyouou]

all the females in this forum are HAWT!!!!
seriously,
fluff, rachel, hermaj, lani = teh hawtness
i'd totally mac any one of them.

[hermaj]

Awww, thankyou, myoumyouou. I do not know what to "mac" someone is, but you are not too bad yourself. And your guitar is even more excellent.

Speaking of Rachel - how did that trip of yours go, did you get the man-in-a-dress pictures we asked for?

[myoumyouou]

to "mac" someone is to have sex,
to "mach" someone is fast sex
"mack" is big sex (take that as you may)
"maque" is exotic sex
"mc" is dirty bouigois mcdonalds sex
"mak" is sexy makeup

this was a drunken thought process based on lawrence's use of teh term "i'm getting my mac on tonite" in referal to having sex


also
thanks hermaj!
zomg, i got photos of cute guys making out,
but the camera was shit, and they look like two blurs,
which is uber lame. not quite the boysindresses esq thing
but something along the same line i guess.

[hermaj]

Tonight is a night of learning. *nods sagely*

[myoumyouou]

indeed tis hermaj,
now go and pass on your knowledge, and do good.
and by that i mean, find cute people to mac!
(also, mac has a rather broad usage, and can be used for anything from sex to making out)
ie. "to get your mac on" is to have sex, or to hook up, or do other sexual things
but they all revolve around (at least) two people, and a form of togetherness

[fjafjan]

so what does max mean? or to Marx someone?

[myoumyouou]

max? maximum
Marx? a philosopher.
i think.

[fjafjan]

yeah but how would they convert into sexual activity?

[myoumyouou]

uh...
max.... it could be the maximum sex,
but see, max isn't phonetic with mac
its almost the same
but not exactly, thus...
it doesn't matter

[fjafjan]

It's close enough?
no one here witty enough to make it good? marxing someone, there should be someone here able to make it epic, or i'll have to do it myself in a while when i can think more...

[myoumyouou]

marxing someone?
*grasps at straws*
i guess it could be making someone communist.

[hermaj]

Maybe it is to make it so time flies like an arrow, or fruit flies like a banana?

[myoumyouou]

that went way over my head

[hermaj]

Groucho Marx, I believe. (Perhaps Harpo, but I think not.) There are more Marxes than just Karl Marx. This is why it is pretty difficult to fulfill your request there, fjafjan!

[Hawknc]

Marxing someone requires everyone to have an equal share of the fun. Also, the men have beards.

[fjafjan]

Hawk that would do it

and there might be more people NAMED marx, but there is only one TRUE marx ^_^

[myoumyouou]

alas, in my hungover/drunk state of mind
i only considered karl marx,
and fjafjan, who is the one true marx?

[thomasjmaccoll]

to marx someone could be to have sex that sounds great in theory but never works out in practice?

[myoumyouou]

like threesomes!

[fjafjan]

I would say it sounds great in theory, and IS, if everyone really wants it, but not if someone is hesitant or only think of themself

And Karl Marx ofcourse, Socialism FTW

[Corvin]

Every now and then, I like to pretend I'm a Texan (I'm not)

but you got here as fast as you could!

Ahem:
Singular: y'all
plural: all y'all
singular possessive: y'all's
plural possessive: all y'all's

I hope you feel educated now.

you tell 'em! and you did the conjunction properly. that sign outside of new braunfels always annoys me.

Corvin

[no-genius]

IQ and Awesomeness is proportional to #posts.

And not being Gelsamel. Also age

[aldimond]

No, no, no, to "marx" is to have hilarious slapstick sex.

As in:
P1: So who's on my ass?
P2: Who.
P1: That's what I'm askin' you!

Or, also, as in the scene, also from "Naughty Nineties", where one of the dudes is on stage singing "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean" and some dude in the house is giving directions to some guy moving some equipment around but the singer misinterprets the instructions as for himself and winds up singing higher and lower and moving around until he eventually falls off the stage (it's one of the funniest scenes in comedy, it just sounds un-funny because I'm not a funny person). I could actually see something analogous to that happening organically in a sexual context, but I don't have time to try to come up with something.

EDIT: I just wanted to comment on how this thread about people's faces has turned into a thread about sex, and how we all need to get our minds out of the gutter. Hehe.

EDIT2: But it's also become at least partially about the proper use of y'all, which is one of my favorite words. Some people in the midwest use "y'alls" (no apostrophe) as a second-person plural. And by some people I mean mostly me. I never lived in a place where people actually said, "y'all", so I had to come up with some of this stuff myself .

[fjafjan]

IQ and Awesomeness is proportional to #posts.

And not being Gelsamel. Also age

also wtf how did i get +200 posts?! I joined like ... 'the other day'
I am officially a post whore

[Fluff]

to "mac" someone is to have sex,
to "mach" someone is fast sex
"mack" is big sex (take that as you may)
"maque" is exotic sex
"mc" is dirty bouigois mcdonalds sex
"mak" is sexy makeup

That's too complicated. It's called shagging.

[fjafjan]

So what about scoobing someone then?

[Fluff]

So what about scoobing someone then?

Scooby dooby doo!

[fjafjan]

I suppose the awnser to my own question would be "Doggy style"

[fb0t]

"gettin' yo' freak on" is also to have sex, as it were.

EDIT: I am teh suck at typing

[no-genius]

to "mac" someone is to have sex,
to "mach" someone is fast sex
"mack" is big sex (take that as you may)
"maque" is exotic sex
"mc" is dirty bouigois mcdonalds sex
"mak" is sexy makeup

That's too complicated. It's called shagging.

haha! true

[myoumyouou]

ah, but there are different kinds of mac,
whereas shagging is all encompassing,
as in "oh i totally shagged that person"
but that is so broad, plus
mac is an awesome word
and it sounds fantastic when you say
"i'm gettin my mac on tonight"

[Ephphatha]

Since when has mac been a euphemism for sex?


Probably around the same time monkey became used to refer to female genitalia instead of male genitalia. You crazy kids with your bippin and your boppin and your zippin and your zappin.

[Jack Saladin]

Mac/mack doesn't mean sex. It means hitting on a chick for sex.

Like:

"I'm totally gonna mack on that chick... I'll be tapping that sweet ass by midnight, nikka."

Would be proper etiquette.

[myoumyouou]

Mac/mack doesn't mean sex. It means hitting on a chick for sex.

Like:

"I'm totally gonna mack on that chick... I'll be tapping that sweet ass by midnight, nikka."

Would be proper etiquette.

that is sooo not true
its the actual act of sex/sexual activities.

[Ephphatha]

Mac/mack doesn't mean sex. It means hitting on a chick for sex.

Like:

"I'm totally gonna mack on that chick... I'll be tapping that sweet ass by midnight, nikka."

Would be proper etiquette.

that is sooo not true
its the actual act of sex/sexual activities.

No it isn't...

[aldimond]

Alright. I think it's time to end these tired terminology debates once and for all.

"Mac" is a prefix mostly used for Scottish names. It also commonly refers to any of the popular "Macintosh" series of personal computers made by Apple Computer.

"Mack" is a maker of large trucks.

"Chick" usually signifies young chickens, as in the following direct quotation from a postal clerk in Champaign, IL: "Ooh, your package is marked perishable! Looks like someone mailed you some tasty food! Or it could be chicks! You can send chicks through the mail, did you know that?!?"

"Tapping" is a cool type of dancing, a way for musicians to keep time, and what you do with a hammer to usually small nails or tacks.

"Nikka" is apparently Saladin's indistinctly European clubbin'-buddy.

"Shag" is a type of carpet or hair. It has no verb form, unless you're from England.

"Tonight" is the nearest present or future interval of time from sundown to sunup (this definition breaks down slightly at very high latitudes). It is notable for being an interval in which the members of this forum are not particularly likely to "mac", "mack", "shag" or "tap" any "chicks" or their "sweet asses".

I hope that clears things up