Only because I kill the players on the opposing team.
Is partly human, beyond a doubt, with very manlike hands and head, and the goatish, chinless face has the mark of mankind upon it. But the torso and lower parts of the body are teratologically fabulous, so that only generous clothing could ever enable it to walk on earth unchallenged or uneradicated.
Above the waist it is semi-anthropomorphic; though its chest...has the leathery, reticulated hide of a crocodile or alligator. Their back is piebald with yellow and black, and dimly suggests the squamous covering of certain snakes. Below the waist, though, it is the worst; for here all human resemblance leaves off and sheer phantasy begins. The skin is thickly covered with coarse black fur, and from the abdomen a score of long greenish-grey tentacles with red sucking mouths protrude.
Their arrangement is odd, and seems to follow the symmetries of some cosmic geometry unknown to earth or the solar system. On each of the hips, deep set in a kind of pinkish, ciliated orbit, is what seems to be a rudimentary eye; whilst in lieu of a tail there exists a kind of trunk or feeler with purple annular markings, and with many evidences of being an undeveloped mouth or throat. The limbs, save for their black fur, roughly resemble the hind legs of prehistoric earth's giant saurians, and terminate in ridgy-veined pads that were neither hooves nor claws