xkcd

by **Marbas** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 5:25 am UTC

Only because I kill the players on the opposing team.

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Is partly human, beyond a doubt, with very manlike hands and head, and the goatish, chinless face has the mark of mankind upon it. But the torso and lower parts of the body are teratologically fabulous, so that only generous clothing could ever enable it to walk on earth unchallenged or uneradicated.

Above the waist it is semi-anthropomorphic; though its chest...has the leathery, reticulated hide of a crocodile or alligator. Their back is piebald with yellow and black, and dimly suggests the squamous covering of certain snakes. Below the waist, though, it is the worst; for here all human resemblance leaves off and sheer phantasy begins. The skin is thickly covered with coarse black fur, and from the abdomen a score of long greenish-grey tentacles with red sucking mouths protrude.

Their arrangement is odd, and seems to follow the symmetries of some cosmic geometry unknown to earth or the solar system. On each of the hips, deep set in a kind of pinkish, ciliated orbit, is what seems to be a rudimentary eye; whilst in lieu of a tail there exists a kind of trunk or feeler with purple annular markings, and with many evidences of being an undeveloped mouth or throat. The limbs, save for their black fur, roughly resemble the hind legs of prehistoric earth's giant saurians, and terminate in ridgy-veined pads that were neither hooves nor claws

by **Alcari** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 6:25 am UTC

WOW, where are you? You must be a ninja to give such an accurate discription, yet remain unseen by my many eyes.....

\/ Is far les witty then ^

by **patrace** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 7:01 am UTC

This next poster.. good gravy. If a toad got hit by a semi truck and landed in a cow pie on the side of the road it would look like his face. Or is that a girl? I can't even tell.

Get a sponge and a bucket of paint thinner, maybe you can clean yourself up in time for dinner.

by **Earlz** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:15 am UTC

wtf?

\/ makes posts even more useless and not understandable(couldn't find the word..) than the above

by **The LuigiManiac** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 4:46 am UTC

Definitely me. I don't say much, and when I do, it's on some completely unrelated tangent, usually video game related.

V Is eaten by a Grue.

by **Alcari** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 8:06 am UTC

Good thing I know Extreme Sarcasm.

\/ Doesn't know where i got that reference.

by **evilbeanfiend** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 9:39 am UTC

where did you get that?

\/ is a freak of nature

by **GhostWolfe** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 9:47 am UTC

sad, but true, ask me about it sometime.

\/ Can't even make nachos, this person is the "burn water" kind of cook.

by **__Kit** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 10:34 am UTC

*guilty!*

Is 10% Gay \/

by **LackOfGrace** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 12:35 pm UTC

luv u guys!

V gets turned on by smilies

by **evilbeanfiend** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 12:55 pm UTC

wants it bad, look at that coquettish smile!

\/ is really into pokÃ©mon

by **DonChubby** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 12:59 pm UTC

I just watch it because i liek mudkips.

\/Is a cannibal/raptor. :shock:

by **bookishbunny** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 7:19 pm UTC

DonChubby wrote:\/Is a cannibal/raptor.

How did you know!

V was kicked off a cruise ship for really bad breath!

by **bigglesworth** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 7:24 pm UTC

It wasn't just the bad breath...

\/ Loves horses, and doesn't know what happened to Catherine the Great...

by **GhostWolfe** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 10:31 pm UTC

Catherine, was she like, a TV evangelist or something?

\/ Can't count past their fingers and toes.

EDIT: to clarify I mean one of those awful late-night TV evangelist types.

by **Col. Mustard** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 10:41 pm UTC

Numbers over 10 are overrated anyway.....

\/ Has a severe drooling problem.

by **Earlz** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 11:43 pm UTC

jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj(stuck key)

\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/////////////// ddddddddddddooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn''''''ttttttttt dddddddddddrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooolllllllll lllllllllllllliiiiiiiiiikkkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeee mmmmme

by **DonChubby** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 11:46 pm UTC

How dare you?! I drool at least as much as you!

\/Oddest. Knee. Ever!

Click link. Receive my face. · by **bbctol** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 12:39 am UTC

It's the ruler of a South American nation. It's also the Messiah. (I call it Andy. By the way, it's the right knee. The left's name is Jerry, and he's not odd at all.)

\/ Won't let me show you my pokemans.

by **Earlz** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 1:23 am UTC

my pokemans ownz yourz! yea, my charzar can like go and burnz youz in the face....z

\/ has no life so he/she posts here

by **GhostWolfe** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 1:30 am UTC

Will you lot stop calling attention to my social inadequecies!

\/ Is scared of the cabbages, and cannot enter green-grocers.

by **LackOfGrace** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 7:30 am UTC

Conspiracy! Conspiracy i say! THEY WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

V Collects garbage to use for soap when showering

by **Maseiken** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:54 am UTC

Fishy-fresh!

VLies to Orphans, just so s/he can cllect their tears and add them into a big vat-o-sadness, then poison rivers with it, like Kefka. (But NOT like Kafka... Kafka is cool...)

by **__Kit** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:21 am UTC

The best one is telling them I'm their big bro and here to get them, then saying NOT!!!

\/ Takes penis growth, up to 4 inches and FAT TOO! All Natural, no side affects!

by **bookishbunny** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 12:31 pm UTC

I've been slipping it into your oatmeal.

V still wets the bed.

by **evilbeanfiend** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 1:01 pm UTC

but i wont say what with

\/ ALL OF THE ABOVE

by **MordorIsBad** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 1:22 pm UTC

So: I wet the bed, take penis growth, lie to Orphans, collect garbage to use for soap when showering, am scared of cabbage, has no life so I post here, won't let you show me your pokemans, has oddest knee ever, ddddddddddddooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn''''''ttttttttt dddddddddddrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooolllllllll lllllllllllllliiiiiiiiiikkkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeee yyyoooouuu, has a severe drooling problem, can't count past my fingers and toes, loves horses, was kicked off a cruise ship for really bad breath, is a cannibal/raptor... etc. etc.

Well, YOU FIGHT LIKE A COW \/

by **LackOfGrace** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 1:34 pm UTC

Ill take that as a compliment ^^
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKJwz4cCC4A

V is like stan from southpark (pukes when he gets some romance)

by **MordorIsBad** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 1:54 pm UTC

My insult was more in the vein of this though.

:/ The puking might explain the problems I've been having on dates..
\/ Has a weird tupee(sp?)

by **Tractor** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 2:15 pm UTC

There's nothing wrong with a merkin. >.>
( And it's spelled toupee. )

\/ Communazi inbred bastard

by **evilbeanfiend** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 2:53 pm UTC

im a communazi just like my father and his sister were

\/ is mean to bunnies

by **bookishbunny** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 3:48 pm UTC

evilbeanfiend wrote:im a communazi just like my father and his sister were

\/ is mean to bunnies

That's so ironic.

V names the cockroaches in his/her underwear drawer, then eats them.

by **Earlz** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 4:18 pm UTC

I miss them

\/ Ate a puppy as part of a healthy breakfast once...

by **Alcari** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:01 pm UTC

Once? As I always say: "A puppy a day keeps the doctor away"

\/ Screams at random strangers

by **bookishbunny** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:06 pm UTC

Alcari wrote:\/ Screams at random strangers

I scream at random friends, too.

V licks cows' udders for kicks.

by **Earlz** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:32 pm UTC

stupid anti-animal-marriage laws!

\/ takes things to seriously

by **bookishbunny** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:38 pm UTC

Earlz wrote:\/ takes things to seriously

How DARE you!!! *slap* *cry* *run off and hide and feel sorry for myself*

V robbed the hot-dog seller on the corner.

by **Alcari** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 10:57 pm UTC

And his mother too.

\/ Smells like urine.

by **Earlz** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 11:41 pm UTC

It's #10A scent number!

\/ doesn't know how to type

Click link. Receive my face. · by **bbctol** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 11:46 pm UTC

wat do u men i typ so wel

\/ Uses "lol" excessively.

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